Thankfully Diplomatic Agents don't read victims emails....

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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2018 1:29 pm

I never sent this idiot my characters contact info initially...and almost blew this. Sometimes I am in Chicago sometimes New York. Depends on if I am "Josfus Wilkson" or "Josfus ""lenny" Wilkson"...

Well I switched things up because I saw an opportunity to waste some of this lads time making phone calls to Len, and forgot I told him intiially I was in Chicago. Oops...doesn't seem to matter though > Smile

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On Mon, Jul 16, 2018 at 7:02 AM, Mr Ben Douglas. <
> [email protected]> wrote:
>
>> Attn:,
>>
>> I am diplomatic agent from united nation also with your
>> inheritance/Compensation fund of ($700,000.00)in ATM Card for (SCAM
>> VIM) so i want to let you know this i am in your airport with your ATM
>> package and also i have little problem with the custom there, to
>> signed of clearance certificate and home land so clearance certificate
>> so they told that the owner of the package pay sum of $68USD to
>> realized the package it is the only thing that hold me in your airport
>> right now so i need to hear from now to what we can do to realized me
>> out from there again reconfirm your information to me to avid rung
>> delivery.
>>
>> Thank.
>>
>> Mr Ben Douglas.
>> Diplomatic agent.
>>

Josfus

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I just receive your message. Which airport are you at? We have two here
in Chicago.

So glad he is an idiot

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Dear J W,

I receive your mail, and as ask i am in flooder airport and as told
you i am with your ATM package the only thing that the custom need to
signed the clearance certificate and also home land clearance
certificate need to signed by home land security so that cost the $68
i am in that airport right now, to signed the certificate is the only
thing the hold me so you have send the money through this information
western union or money gram below.

Receivers NAME ROMAN UDE:
Question 888 :
answers 224 :
Country Benin Republic:
City Cotonou
Amount $68USD:
Your Country:
Senders is you:

Remember to reconfirm your information as i told you before to avid
rung delivery.

Thank.

Mr Ben Douglas.
Diplomatic agent.

This obviously confuse josfus...

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flooder airport? I do not understand Please explain

to which the idiot replies

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Dear J W,

I receive your mail, this is name of the Airport

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Hobby Airport in
flooder

so you have to do fast so that they not cancelled it.

Oh Hobby Airport. Well lets ignore "flooder" whatever the hell that means. Idiot obviously trying to say Florida? WTF. Anyway we ignore that , and cave Twisted Evil

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So you are at Hobby Airport.....got it. I will head to Western Union shortly. Thank You

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Dear J W,

Yes i been in this Hobby Airport since yesterday so i waiting for you
as soon as you send it light me ok.

The idiot reconfirms send to info but Joseus old ass is already gone.
And with a little help from a froggy, Diplomat Ben gets 68 dollars sent to him at Hobby Airport....I mean after all he is a busy diplomat, it must have been a mistake that he wanted the money sent to Africa when he needs it in flooder to clear my package with Customs right? Honest mistake? Mixed my package up with another?

So since the lad is waiting for me and eager to get on a plane, I gave him a play by play...

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I am just leaving western union. I do not have a working camera on my phone. Will scan the receipt as soon as I get home.
Joseus "Lenny" Wilkson

Ahh a wonderful and patient lad.

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Dear J W,

OK i waill be waiting for the payment information as you said,but
remember to reconfirm your information as i told you before to avid

rung delivery.

Thank.

Mr Ben Douglas.
Diplomatic agent.

About an hour later Josfus sends the receipt

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Diplomat Ben,

Attached please find the transfer receipt. It also has my information confirmed on it. When can I expect you with my package? I am standing by

The lad goes silent. Does not even confirm receipt or receipt

Josfus pokes him acouple of times last night...

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Mr Douglas?

When can I expect you with my delivery?

This morning I woke up to this sent to me at 3:14am Central time

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Dear J W,

Thank very much for the payment but there is a mistake you made i give
the information you suppose to use and send the money to my country
were the fund coming from not to me because from there they will give
Odders to realized your package not here, so go and tell the western
union management to make the transfer through this information as they
did it today by tomorrow i working to was to your loction so remove my
name the Receivers NAME ROMAN UDE.

Receivers NAME ROMAN UDE:
Question 888 :
answers 224 :
Country Benin Republic:
City Cotonou
Amount $68USD:
Your Country:
Senders is you:

Remember to reconfirm your information as i told you before to avid
rung delivery.

Thank.

Mr Ben Douglas.
Diplomatic agent.

So Josfus shoots this over this morning in reply to the idiots incomprehensible gibberish (ignoring the fact that the idiot said something to the effect of he just now realized my package is not with him?)

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I thought you made a mistake with the receiver. Why would I send the money to another country when you need the money at Hobby Airport to clear customs? Are you telling me you have not picked the money up yet? I do not understand I waited all day yesterday for you to get back to me with when you would be in New York and you are sending me an email at 3am in the morning? There is a Western Union right there at the airport you are at. Go pick up the money, do whatever YOU need to do with it, get my pkg cleared and get to New York and deliver it. I do not like delays. I am a very busy man.

Josfus

And a few minutes later

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And How Many times do I need to RECONFIRM my information. It is right there, in black and white on the Western Union receipt. Name, Address and Phone Number verified by the Western Union clerk to match my ID.
I understand you are tired and busy, but you need to get your stuff together and process this in a more professional manner.
Now what time can I expect you here in New York with my card?

Josfus

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2018 3:22 pm

No, I think he means flooded. Poor lad is likely looking up old news articles? Hobby airport is in Houston of course, and it was severely flooded last year.

https://www.cnn.com/2017/08/27/us/southwest-humanitarian-airlift-hobby-airport/index.html

I'm guessing there is a headline out there that says Hobby Airport Flooded. And your lad just went with that. Brilliant.

Just a guess... Very Happy

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2018 3:40 pm

BWAHAHAHA

Love it

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