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Mr. Labowski
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Sep 2013
Posts: 2205
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Fri Jun 29, 2018 7:11 pm |
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Dan is still trying to find a trusted African gold dealer who is interested in doing a cash deal. He finally found one in Uganda who is eagerly awaiting a parcel of cash totaling over $100k. Wouldn't you know it, the darned package has been bouncing all over the place and hasn't yet arrived in Uganda.
He finally emails GPS Customer Care an checks on the status:
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| Why my parcel has delayed to reach Uganda it's coming to 3weeks let me know |
Of course, the Customer Care Department always answers right away!
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| hello sir, your parcel tracks to our Mogadishu facility. Sender selected Economy Parcel Service which takes longer time than Express or Expedited shipping service. Please have patience and expect parcel to arrive at nearest Nairobi Kenya facility in 5 -7 days. Thank you for using GPSE. |
I wonder if he will take issue with the delivery location in Kenya? |
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MrMystery314
Djinn and Tonic
Joined: 13 Dec 2014
Posts: 2077
Location: Herding penguins
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Fri Jun 29, 2018 7:20 pm |
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Nothing could go wrong with this. I am sure that the delivery service you are using is reliable. Eric and Franklin can testify to that. |
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21219
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Mon Jul 02, 2018 1:10 pm |
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pete515
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Apr 2008
Posts: 1300
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Mon Jul 02, 2018 9:41 pm |
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Yes, the 5 stars is equivalent to the lad's 100% risk free guarantee. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Jul 02, 2018 9:46 pm |
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^ Oh, for sure - they give a 100 percent assurance guarantee that they will do their possible best, and they are not joking about this! |
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