A Random Pipe Dream (not pot)

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Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2017 5:29 am

Looking through the site, I've seen some impressive Safaris. DOes anyone know what the farthest distance has been? I had a thought about trying to get a lad to find a way to get to Antarctica.

That's the pipe dream - the safari to end all safaris. Wink

Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2017 6:35 am

I'd say farthest Safari was some Asian safari, we've had West Africa -> Malaysian/Singapore safari's in the past.

Longest total distance, on the other hand, was in my opinion all the Turd safari's that racked up to total of over 28 000 miles. To put into perspective - that's more than the circumference of the Earth! Truly a 'round the globe' trip.

However, as a novice baiter, don't get the idea that safari's come easy and it's only a matter of a distance that's challenging. All safari's are a challenge, and there are lads that wouldn't cross a street even if a bag full of cash was on the other side. So even a neighbouring country is a challenge to pull of. Wink

That's why they are awarded with Safari

I'm not saying Antarctica safari is downright impossible, but nearly so! And, it certainly wouldn't end all safari's Wink

And one last note, even a short distance with a properly screwed lad can be much more entertaining than a far one. It's all about the experience he's having, not how far he goes. Smile

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