Left in Chad Alone

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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2016 10:32 am

My mind has a tendency to "Weird Al" songs that I hear a lot. This song just seems to play constantly where I work, and over the last couple of months, it has transformed into an ode to mugu safaries:

Left in Chad Alone

(to the tune of Anastacia's "Left Outside Alone")

All today I've been waiting
For you to send a payment receipt my way
Am stredded at a bus station without feeding
Am not okay
I don't feel safe

I don't feel safe
Nooo

Left broken, hungry on the streets
Want to leave, I can't eat
Thought you would make me rich as fuck
But your driver never turned up
I still wait for you to pay
Hope you find a way

And I wonder if you know
How it really feels
To be left in Chad alone
When it's hash out here
Well maybe you should know
Just how it feels
To be left in Chad alone
To be left in Chad alone

I tell you,
All this week I've been waiting
For you to send the car you promised my way
Am sleeping outside on the streets without feeding
Am not okay
I don't feel safe
I have no paste

Why do you play me like a game?
Always someone else to blame
Ogun kill you wicked man
Fire go burn you amen
Don't believe you will pay
But I hope you find a way

Still I wonder if you know
How it really feels
To be left in Chad alone
When it rains out here
Well maybe you should know
Just how it feels
To be left in Chad alone
To be left in Chad alone

I tell you,
All this month I've been waiting
For you to send the rescue chopper my way
Trapped in the driver hand's compound without feeding
Am not okay
I don't feel safe
I have no paste

No paste...

Reverend Dover
Oh, please
Reverend Dover
Save me
Save me
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

And I wonder if you know
How it really feels
To be left in Chad alone
Mosquitos out here
Well maybe you should know
Just how it feels
To be left in Chad alone
To be left in Chad alone

I said, I said,
I wonder if you know
How it feels
To be left in Chad alone
When it's hash out here
Well maybe you should know
Just how it feels
To be left in Chad alone
To be left in Chad alone
OOOOOOOOOO

All this year I've been waiting
For you to send a payment receipt my way
Am stredded at a bus station without feeding
Am not okay
I don't feel safe
I have no paste

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2016 11:07 am

Anastacia, huh?

SICK AND TIRED

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzfyCuPVpCY)

The Lad’s in scammer hell
The Lad’s in scammer hell
The Lad’s in scammer hell
The Lad’s in scammer hell

A little late for all the cash you didn’t send
I’m not blaming you
But I’m blaming all those swine at Moneygram
‘Cause I learned the truth
Your money’s gone to someone and that one it isn’t me
I thought there’d come a day
I’d be so happy
I’m sick and tired
Of mugus that just never pay

Now this isn’t fair
I told to trust me but you didn’t listen
And you didn’t pay
So I’m cursing
Don’t say that I’m gay!

Oh… yeah…
No warning of the dollar chop
Of shattered hopes
My dreams of party times and hookers, no
I’m on the ropes
I bought new voodoo charms
From a man in Jankara mart
I thought you’d pay this time
You broke my heart!
I’m sick and tired
Of mugus that just never pay

Now this isn’t fair
I told to trust me but you didn’t listen
And you didn’t pay
So I’m cursing
Don’t say that I’m gay!

Now this isn’t fair
I told to trust me but you didn’t listen
And you didn’t pay
So I’m cursing
Don’t say that I’m gay!

The Lad’s in scammer hell
The Lad’s in scammer hell
The Lad’s in scammer hell
The Lad’s in scammer hell

Now this isn’t fair
I told to trust me but you didn’t listen
And you didn’t pay
So I’m cursing
Don’t say that I’m gay!