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TheScamHater
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2015
Posts: 1138
Location: In your closet
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Fri Apr 29, 2016 3:26 am |
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Well, I was bored. So I wrote a song called A Baiter's Life for me. It's sung to the tune of "A Pirate's Life for Me" A guess this is a tip of the hat to Shiver Metimbers (as I recall he was a pirate fan). Without further ado, here's the song:
Yo Ho Yo Ho a Baiter’s life for me
Hating those people who steal and lie
Fish up them laddies Yo Ho!
Loving to hear these scammers cry
Fish up them laddies Yo Ho!
Yo Ho Yo Ho a Baiter’s life for me
Raising false hopes, wasting their time
Fish up them laddies Yo Ho!
Givin em justice for their nasty crimes
Fish up them laddies Yo Ho!
Yo Ho Yo Ho a Baiter’s life for me
Stranding lads away from home for nights
Fish up then laddies Yo Ho!
To all scammers alike, we’re really a fright
Fish up them laddies Yo Ho!
Yo Ho Yo Ho a Baiter’s life for me
They're thieves and liars
Crooks and cheats
Fish up them laddies Yo Ho!
This is why lad pain sounds so sweet
Fish up them laddies Yo Ho! |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sat Apr 30, 2016 1:09 pm |
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Kitty La Gore
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Feb 2014
Posts: 5024
Location: Information Superhighway, Exit 404
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Sun May 01, 2016 3:55 am |
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand now that song is stuck in my head.
And not a drop of rum in the house.
(Good job!) |
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Sun May 01, 2016 4:27 am |
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^^and the only way you can get it out is by cutting off your head!
Thanks, TSH. I had to go to YouTube to get the melody. Good job.
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6969
Location: Happy New Year!
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Sun May 01, 2016 4:32 am |
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Well done TSH.  |
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TheLoneHaranguer
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Joined: 04 Apr 2014
Posts: 1375
Location: In Prosper's private hell
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Wed May 04, 2016 4:27 pm |
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| And not a drop of rum in the house. |
I have many many drops of rum in the house (including some Captain Morgan Private Stock, which is suitably pirate-y) so I will have a few in your honour, Kitty. Perhaps with some simple syrup and muddled mint?
Mmmmmm, mojito...
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