Jeffrey Steve...the lad with the best chat up lines !

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Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2015 7:08 pm

There is this new 'friend' on Facebook.

https://www.scamwarners.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=99321#p245759

His smooth bit of pick up line was the best yet...

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i'm a every busy man, we can only chat on what sapp or viber if you don't mind, it will be okay for me if you can send me your number for us to chat

can we rewind a little before we get to this stage. The short answer to that is NO

So he looked back in his c&p book...

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Nice to meet you, I'm highly impressed with your wonderful and gorgeous photo. It will interests me to know you and do not hesitate to ask me whatever you want to know about me, but i think i have to introduce myself to you first. My name is Jeffrey Steve, i am from California, but i have lived here in Bristol for over twenty years now. So can you tell me about yourself? where are you from and where do you live? I hope to read from you soon..

I am in Scotland. A beautiful place... thank you for the compliments. I live alone now, my sons are grown with their own families. Very proud of them. I am a widow and sadly was 59 last month !! Not a happy age... almost 60. I think I will just stop birthdays !
What else do you want to know??
I wonder what the traffic is like where he used to live?

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Yes, my dear, But i think you don't have to be sad okay because age is just a number what matters in life is understanding and love.. Well,, I'm a widowed too, I lost my family in a crash about five year back now I am an entrepreneur, I deals on Gold Mining. I did gone through your photos and saw mannered eloquence, gorgeous and glorious looks in your face, you looks so good my dear

Thank you.. very kind. I am a widow, it is 7 years since my husband died.

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I'm sorry to hear that, you have to go on with your life, be happy and for get about pas things okay, remember you are life looking very young, you need to be very happy because you are still looking very beautiful and sweet in the eyes.. you must be a good and wonderful woman..

Well... that is going a bit too flowey for me. I have gone on with my life. I love my life. Every day is a good one.

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I must say that you are very mannered in approach, kindest heart, very interesting outlook, glorious in appearance and gorgeous. I am very simple in approach, easy going and sport alike, sweet baby I wish we could be best friend though we are miles away from each other now, we may someday be closer than best friend..

I will have to go now I have a busy day ahead.

Doesn't read a word you say. It's like baiting the refugee scammers all over again !

And the next day,... romantic opener

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It's okay but i'm a every busy man, we can only chat on what sapp or viber if you don't mind, it will be okay for me if you can send me your number for us to chat

OH no. I am a busy woman too, I don't give out my telephone number to anyone.
So sorry. It was nice knowing you briefly.

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Oh you don't have to feel sad about this okay, I'm not Don't misunderstand me okay

I'm not. I just won't give you my telephone number. It's ok.. you do as you want dear. If you are too busy for me then I can't say anything. I'm not sad at all. What is there to misunderstand.?
we can only chat on what sapp or viber
pretty clear about it aren't you. It's ok... being too busy for life isn't good. Life matters more.

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You need to understand me okay please You are a very good and wonderful woman, since I lost my ex, no woman has even captured my attention so fully or made my heart beat the way it did that cool day I came across your kindest looks, I always thinking about you, wish we would never apart Gina..
Oh my God I'm here

we have only messaged a few times.
We have never been together so never being apart is a strange thing to say.

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Hahaha,, God you are so funny
I feel so happy when i see you message Gina
I want to ask you something ? I think you maybe pat of my family someday

Excuse me... we have exchanged what, a dozen or less messages. What do you know about me?

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Nothing yet

Are you speaking with someone else? There is so much time between messages. Sorry, I can't just wait around.

Then he went.... came back today with a whole new head on !

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Thanks dear,sorry for keeping you waiting,how was your weekend i hope you have a splendid one,can you tell me more about yourself like i said earlier,what are your favorite hubbies,are you Muslim or Christian and what is your occupation?i will be off line for now i will get back to you in a jiffy mix,bye for now.

I had a smashing weekend thank you?? All my family here... now it's time for wine... and quiet.
Religion.... I don't go in a lot for religion but if anything I could be Buddhist. They are the calmest and most easy. I've no time for Muslims or strict Christians. I believe in people, I don't really do God.
As for my hubbies... I like walking here where I live. I have animals too.... give me so much pleasure.
I am a simple person dear. I like life....
I don't have an occupation. I haven't worked for many years now. All my time is my own...
So.. now about you !

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Thanks dear,can you tell me more about your past relationship,have you been hurt before by any man,and have you been in to any long distance relationship?

What strange questions.... my husband of 38 years died 7 years ago so I have been alone since then.

Then he's gone again ! Honestly he is a rum one ! I suppose I'll get a letter in the post if I have passed the job interview. I've let him stay on c&p script to get him in.... let's see what he can do.

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2015 4:53 pm

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Good morning from here dear,please don't miss understand me okay i just want to know more about your past relationship,anyway thanks for telling me,can you tell me what you think about long distance relationship,just like me and you. because i have never been in to this far relationship before,just tell me what you think about me, thanks and bye for now .hope you have a splendid day ahead cheers .

Now, I'm not sure we are 'this far in a relationship'

Well.. I don't know because I've never known a long distance relationship before.How does anyone know how something will work out?
My past relationship was a very long marriage and nothing since he died. So... how can I know about such things.

then nothing again ! Curiouser and Curiouser

(Oh and got the length of time I was married wrong... seems I was married at 14 ! He won't notice !)

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