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Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2015 5:19 am

Hi everyone, early days yet, but I may have a ladette that might be a keeper, picked up from surplus. First email is simply:

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"Hello from my part of the world

Along with four stolen pics of "her". I send this back:

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Thank you Nicole, you are a most beautiful woman! Allah (pbuh) has blessed you most assuredly. though I am surprised you would talk to a Muslim man, westerners often do not like us, and treat us with disdain.

I am glad you are not like that

Kozhi

well next bit of script is INSANE! Bolding is mine:

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Hello Kozhi,

Thank you for the note... I want you to know that I'm not Familiar with this sort of long distance communication as this is my first experience.. So I plead with you to beer with me while we try to work this out OK...I've been wanting to try something like this, not there are not men hear, you can just consider me an adventurer. I understand that aspect of people all over the Internet trying to cheat people out of their Money and stuffs like that, but I want you to know that I'm not that way.. I'm harmless and I believe that if given the chance I'll prove myself OK....

I believe that you will learn about me but that has to go with time, and from time to time I will write you and tell you more about myself and I will also learn from you too. Okay here are thing I think are vital to know about me. First I am from a family of three and I'm the only girl... I am from Western Sweden Goteborg Province, a lovely place to be. I work here and I have host of other things I do too.. I have friends and I am easy going person that loves to catch fun and make friends, I keep my head straight and do my work because it's what keeps me going. oh by the way, I'm 5'7 tall.. I want you to know that I'm after look nor money..

I am an RN, I went to University of Life Sciences and nursing and then got my Master's in nursing education at Jean Pierre University. I am not teaching yet, because I enjoy my current job tremendously, and I want the flexibility to spend more time with doing other things I want to do.

I work as a clinical supervisor at a home health agency, I train all the staff, I set up care plans for elderly and assign people to help them in various aspects of their lives. I have done this for over six years.

I believe in God, I talk to God, I know that we are all here to learn our lessons in lives, I know that we are to do good for others and ourselves in the best of our abilities without putting ourselves down.

I love to travel, I have been to Spain, Italy, Russia, Canada, mexico, Jamaica, Cozumel, England, some small islands, France, I will be going to Regina Canada in few months time. I love learning about other cultures and traditions and meet people. I like to hike, I like most water activities. I like to meditate, do yoga, swim....

I like most things in life because I believe they are truly a gift from God meant for our enjoyment. I cannot think of anything I hate, I have things I don't prefer, such as watching horror movies. If I ran across a person that I truly believe is evil for whatever reason, I would simply walk away and let them deal with their own demons.

I am generally a very positive person, I believe most people are good and/or are trying to be good. Sometimes, they have circumstances that are not favorable, but that is just the process of learning for them. I don't judge and I don't like to be judged. I like to read, do crossword puzzles, logic games. I enjoy operas, shows, concerts. I like all music, except rap.

I am very fit and take great care in staying that way, so I watch what I eat and I am very active. I don't like to drink much because it only makes me sleepy, I don't smoke, I have never done drugs and do not intend to start....

Write me and tell me about yourself, your likes and hates, I am waiting for you. I think with these you will be able to imagine the kind of person I am, like to hear from you soonest remain blessed. So I will be waiting for your reply. Have a nice day. I hope the email isn't too long for you to read.

Kind Regards,

Nicole.

Phone Number <snippo> (Sweden)

Original IP in surplus is listed as Colombia. I got Hotmail HQ. Guess I'd better get back to her then. I attach my stolen photo of my sheik and send this back. Bolding is mine:

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Dear Nicole,

I have just realised that I have not sent a photo of myself, so I have attached one now. As I have mentioned, I am originally from Iraq, though I have lived in Australia for a long time. I am self employed and have been blessed by Allah (pbuh), to not only live in the most beautiful land on earth but to work in a job I truly love. I do not drink or smoke in accordance with my religion and like you I talk to god, five times a day, I have travelled a bit, but clearly not as much as you, I have studied theology, and as well as owning my own business selling the Qu'ran to stockists throughout Australia, I also teach religious studies in an Islamic college in Urolagnia in Western Sydney

You do not mind that I am an older man?

Kozhi

Urolagnia is a love of golden showers! Wink

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2015 8:08 am

^ I'd be careful - there may be lager issues involved here. Wink

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 3:57 am

I have any say in it there will be! Ladette gets back to me. Bolding is mine:

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Hello Kozhi,

You can't imagine how my face is glowing with smiles just reading your emails ..Thanks for the picture, I want you to know that I appreciate it and to me age isn't a problem OK... I'm pretty sure you're fine and your day is starting well with you over there today? My intents are for this little note to find you well and make you happy and make your day.. Yours already made my day.... It's yet another day here, and I wanted to start my day with you...

Thank you for the beautiful words, gradually we're building something nice that only you and I can understand... We're creating something unique between us and believe me with each passing day I get eager to know a thing or two about you...

I seat I think of things to tell you about me that will give you a lot more insight about who I am and how I lead my life here... One thing you should know though is that I'm pretty a busy person, mostly work related... I'm at a eatery here, and I'm eating Salmon Salad with Parsley and Capers, you know what it is? I just wish you're here to have some with me, while we have a lite-heated conversation... Just know that reading your words excite me a lot as you're my new found friend, one that I'm willing to do everything in my powers to meet at some point..

To share more about my country with you... First, it's a beautiful country with wonderful sight seeings around, if you ever come here I promise you, you won't regret making the Journey... The only problem we have is that It's very costly to live here in Sweden... That is why I work Mondays through Friday, I don't work on weekends, for you to keep up with Bills here, You have work extra hours.. Plus I have an ailing Mom battling Cancer who doesn't live with me... She's staying in her Country of Origin Lisbon Portugal, so you now know that I'm half Swede and half Portuguese.. After her and Dad Separated she went back to her Country of Origin...

Thought you should also know that I'm a left handler.... I do most things with my left hand, I write with my left hand... What have you to say about that?? I speak English with accent too.. I'm just trying to tell you stuffs about myself.. I know that there are lots of things that we'll learn about each other when we get together... I believe it will be fun too.... Thanks for telling me a lot about you...

Just a part of the my note to you... Expect more to come soon...

Nicole

ETA - My reply:

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Dear Nicole,

Today has not been a good day, but seeing your message has brightened it considerably! Being self employed means you are always working at least glued to a mobile phone. there are times when I just wish I could turn it off and just relax for an hour or two.

All of which you must find very boring! I apologise, I do sometimes rant a bit!

Tell me more about yourself. I am pleased that you do not mind that I am an older man, this has been of issue to others in the past. For fun I like to go out and catch up with friends. As a Muslim I cannot drink alcohol, but my friends do and I have no problem with it. I consider myself to be a tolerant man, and we all have so much fun when we do catch up. Usually Friday after work. What do you do for fun? I do like to go to restaurants, I do sometimes have problems with the menu, as often the food presented will not be halal.

I do love a good curry though,

Kozhi

My character is named after a curry, it was setup for a curry massbait, and am using it now... Smile

Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2015 8:44 am

Tried to get back from a Mac, and it promptly logged me out! Ladette gets back to me:

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Hello Kozhi,
It's relatively cold in this part of the World today, with light showers this morning... It's going to be a long busy day for me here but first I had to quickly drop you a line of note.. Thank you for making out time to write me telling me a lot lot more about you and your activities over there

Guessing you're fine and doing well over there.. it's Past 2:00 PM here now.. I have just finished setting up my office and I'm at the eatery having mushroom and chicken risotto .... And it's yum ! Smile

Kept wishing you were here to share it though....

My intents are for this little note to find you well and make you happy and make your day.. Yours already made my day.... It's yet another day here, and I wanted to quickly touch base with you again...

I've been thinking a lot about us lately ever since we came in contact with each other, there is so much I want to tell you, a lot has been running through my head lately. I'm having trouble putting my thoughts into words so you will have to bare with me through this as I believe that with time everything will work itself out OK...

I thought I might take the opportunity to tell you a little bit more about myself .... I am a "morning person" and love to wake early and watch the day begin and see the sunrise ....

That time of the day is so calm and it's as if the day to come is still excitingly unknown and new... Plus I love the fresh smells of the dew on the grass.
Mornings I usually go for a run before showering and heading to work as it makes me start the day with a smile Smile

Enough of my rambling .... Will need to concentrate and work now, have a couple files sort and forward to the State health Department in Stockholm and have a few other appointments to keep through the rest of the day..

Just wanted to quickly touch base with you and let you know that I'm thinking about you from here...

I'm always happy to have words from you.. Please keep them coming and know that no matter at what pace our relationship develops, having words from you always makes my day and I'm looking forward to making this work between us..
Always Grateful,
Nicole.

ETA - My reply. Bolding and comments are mine:

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Dear Nicole,
My apologies, for not getting back sooner, but much has happened since my last email. I have sold the business for $923,200AUD! I am a free man! I had been hopeful of beginning again and have relocated to Victoria!

I am now volunteering as the cultural officer for the Or as I like to call it C.U.R.R.Y and I have never been happier! Allah (PBUH) has truly blessed me, with my new job, my new home and my new bank account. There was so much work in the old job this is fantastic. I have no been so happy since my divorce from my ex wife Bhindi Ghosht Another Indian Curry!

Kozhi

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 12:00 pm

ladette gets back. That's one long script she's sticking to:

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Hello Kohzi,

How are you holding up over there? Always nice to have words from you.. Happy Good Friday.

Well I'm back in town, I had things needing my attention in Oslo taken care of and since I'd be visiting Mom to spend the easter with her, I figured I had better come back and pack a few things and get ready properly..

While heading to the airport we had this horrible experience with Some kid in a car speed past us. Then he cut in front of the big truck in front of us. He ran into the next lane. There was a pick up truck parked on the road. The kid ran into the back of the parked truck. he was going fast. The big truck in front of us slam his brakes. We both just missed the wreck. The kid was driving crazy. Counted myself lucky. Took a while to shake the experience off, but I'm fine ..

I have some studies to look up on line. For a project I'm doing for my friend. Should have that completed over this weekend and have it forwarded to her before she jets off into the wild.

We're all in the mood for the Easter and if you were here right now, We could just stay back home and watch Movies. Today mostly is the most unhappening day of the calendar. Fun not allowed. Although recently are cinemas allowed to be open.

I could go on and on and lecture you about our culture here, At times I feel I can't convey all the happenings in a note, so it's best to allow you witness it yourself someday..

Officially after tomorrow the Spring is in the air, thought I should also let you know this, the succeful feast of Easter represent the fertility of the spring and the rebirth of the year after the long winter.

Enough of my rambling, how are you doing over there today? Hope you've had your self planned for the long weekend. As for me, I could not make it back home early enough to finish up a transfer I intended, and as a result of that I have some bills unpaid.

Got to go now, need to get a few things taken care of. Just take care of yourself and once more Happy Good Friday to you.

Cheerfully

Nicole

ETA - My reply:

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Hi Nicole,

Thank you for your kind greeting but as a Muslim I do not actually celebrate Easter. It is not permissible for a Muslim to take part in the festivals and innovated celebrations of the Kuffar, such as Easter, Christmas and so on, because taking part and attending is helping in this evil, and increasing their numbers, and imitating them, all of which is not allowed.

SO I have spent the weekend settling in to my new job. While the pay is terrible the spiritual rewards are immense. Plus with the business soon to be settled I won't need that much in the way of Money. I am glad to hear you are safe. I would be devastated if you were involved in an accident, but am pleased you were unharmed. I hope you do mind me saying this, but I am developing feelings for you

Kozhi

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 3:13 pm

Lad gets back to me:

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Hello Kozhi,

This is Easter, a time to reborn metamorphose into a new stage. We've reached newer and higher grounds together. I simply have one wish and it's to be with you on a day like today spending time together.

I must apologize for my late response to you.. It's always never my intents not always stay in constant communication with you, most times when you move around just like I do, it's always challenging to secure a better network to browse most times.

Sunday Noon here in Lisbon, not been long since coming back from church. How are you doing over there today? I want to believe that you're enjoying yourself and making the best out of this long Holiday.

Right now I'm writing you from Bairro Alto Hotel in Lisbon where we just came to hangout, from my own review, it's one of the best in the World, was just wondering why I've never been here..

This place is a safe Heaven.. I've been around the World, seen some really nice places I have never encountered such personal, genuine and attentive service in any establishment I have ever checked in to. The location is ideal (walking distance to the buzzy bar scene in the Bairro Alto, the shopping mecca surrounding the Chiado and the charming history of the Alfama districts as well as the riverfront).

This is an ideal place for us to Visit someday. To see Mom and her sister together and some other family members really being happy and having a nice time together is really wonderful. I just wish you were here with me.

Hoping you're enjoying yourself over there.. My thoughts are always with you..

Be Good and keep being in the mood for Holiday.

Thinking of you always.

Nicole

My response:

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The apologies are mine. As i said I do not celebrate easter, and work has been incredibly busy. Let em assure you, Yarraville doesn't sound as much fun as Lisbon, perhaps I can take time off work soon and maybe travel. The business has been settled so i am reasonably cashed up right now. It's been a few years since I last travelled overseas, and that was to Mecca, which was a truly rewarding experience but I need a holiday, not another religious experience

where else do you recommend?

kozhi

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2015 4:15 am

Lad gets back to me;

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On Sat, Apr 18, 2015, at 07:05 AM, Nicole Carlsson wrote:
As always it's satisfying to always have words from you.. Thank you for always touching base with me.. You always make it your priority to make sure that you check up on me and how I'm doing here. It means much to me, more than I can share in writing.

How are you doing over there today? How's your weekend coming up? I want to believe that everything you have planned for is going your way? It's mostly sunny in our part of the World today, just came back from the gym not too long ago.. Currently taking milk shake, they help in keeping me in shape..

I Was unable to write yesterday because I was busy with a longer class that took almost the whole of yesterday, it's was a busy but a productive one.. Was involved in meetings all day. It has to do with Helping review policies and procedures regarding the adequate protection of patients' rights, advance care planning, and other ethical issues, Pretty a long meeting, but in the end it was productive..

Now I'm seating and refelcting about us, thinking on how you're doing over there, wishing we were together, thinking of how and when I can see you. In my mind I want nothing but to achieve perfection with us. I know it's going to happen for us, just a matter of little more time. Just need to sort out my busy schedules..

Should be hanging out with friends at some point this evening Will write you some more at some point OK... Take good care of yourself for me...

Thinking of you in so many ways..

Nicole.

Well one good email deserves another:

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Hello again Nicole,

As always your email has been a bright point in an otherwise busy day.

Here at the Center for Race Relations in Yarraville we have been swamped by media outlets asking for interviews in relations to recent terror arrests in Melbourne. You would think that our center is the only one to even have a Muslim in it, as it stands there are hundreds. Plus the arrest did not even occur in our part of melbourne. But for the last few days our Center has been swamped with media requests. I guess I should have known this when I took the job.

But soon I will go on vacation, I need a holiday! Maybe Europe? Maybe you have recommendations?

Kozhi!

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