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huskywowzer
Master Baiter
Joined: 03 Jan 2015
Posts: 204
Location: Where The Baiters Bait
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Tue Mar 17, 2015 2:02 am |
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My love lad, Luis, is off her rockers! Joshua Hendrix is here to fight off this lonely lad!
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7:03:22 PM joshua: Okay. I'm making the shipping label now and sticking it on the package. I'll give you the tracking code in just a minute. My internet is being slow. Sorry, baby. How was your day today?
7:04:03 PM Luis: Splendid and
7:04:12 PM Luis: Yours dear
7:05:11 PM joshua: Mine was incredible. I sent in another work order to help out the ISIS militants in Syria. I'm heading to Syria to fight again! Isn't that great news, honey? That means more money for the two of us! We will be rich!
7:07:28 PM Luis: Baby great news
7:08:15 PM Luis: Just miss you dear
7:08:38 PM joshua: I miss you too! I wrote a poem for you. Would you like to read it?
7:09:03 PM Luis: Yes dear
7:10:06 PM joshua: There's nothing left in you
For me to love
Not because
You're rotted
But because I've
Managed to love
Every part of you
From your split ends
To your hairy toes
Your scabby elbows
And scarred knees
From falling over and over
Your ice blue eyes
That have a talent of hiding all your lies
I even love the way
Your voice gets
When you shout
And you're angrier
Than I've ever seen
Because I've yet to find a part of you
That I do not love
7:10:42 PM Luis: I believe you are enjoying your day there...
7:10:55 PM joshua: Did you like your poem, my dear?
7:13:05 PM Luis Florence: Baby what does the poem mean I don't really understand the poem
7:13:20 PM joshua: It means that I love you from head to toe!
7:16:37 PM Luis : What you mean here is that. You trying to tell me there is nothing in me to love........
7:17:12 PM joshua: I abosolutely love you! You are very kind and beautiful.
7:19:13 PM joshua: Do you like coffee?
7:21:04 PM Luis: Am sad baby you deceive me 
7:21:21 PM joshua: Why are you sad? You are beautiful and I love you.
7:25:05 PM Luis: You make me sad about the poem u send you deceive you tell me you love me prove it to me
7:25:33 PM joshua: I am proving it to me. I'm sending you chocolates and gold. I love you a million times over to jupiter and back,
7:25:34 PM Luis: That's when I truly know you love me
7:25:52 PM joshua: I truly love you!  You are beautiful from the top to bottom,
7:26:59 PM Luis: Ok
7:28:46 PM Luis: Baby what good now
Luis Florence wants your attention! (7:29:19 PM)
7:29:42 PM joshua: I'm just listening to some music. Who's your favorite singer?
7:32:34 PM Luis: Celine dion
7:33:01 PM Luis: She's my mentor
7:33:20 PM Luis: And you dear
7:35:02 PM joshua: Celine Dion is your mentor? You are very lucky! How long have you known her? I honestly like music such as "Let The Bodies Hit The Floor" or "Bit**es Get Stitches". I love those songs. Do you listen to Celine's music very often?
7:36:18 PM Luis: Yes dear
7:38:52 PM Luis: It been long when I was 20 years that was when I started listen to her songs
7:39:09 PM Luis: So I really love her song
7:39:22 PM joshua: What's your favorite song by her?
7:40:34 PM Luis : To love you more
7:41:15 PM joshua: I love that song as well. Do you know of T-Pain?
7:41:47 PM Luis: Yeah
7:43:23 PM joshua: My favorite song is "I'm In Love With A Docker". Do you know that song?
7:44:07 PM Luis: I also listen to his song
7:44:17 PM Luis: No
7:45:08 PM Luis : Baby are you through with the labeling of the package
7:45:31 PM joshua: I am, but I forgot the chocolates at the store! What kind of chocolate do you want?
7:46:32 PM Luis: Baby any one you know it worth your love
7:47:53 PM Joshua: I'll have my friend from Syria mail some freshly made ISIS chocolates to me so that I can send them to you. Once the chocolates arrive, I'll send the package. So, what did you do today?
7:53:18 PM Luis Just catching with pet Koch feel lonely
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Any tips on how I should proceed? I want to keep her interested for as long as possible.  |
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Bunny May
419Eater is my life
Joined: 30 Nov 2014
Posts: 422
Location: Caerbannog
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Tue Mar 17, 2015 3:40 am |
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I would pay some serious money to hear Celine Dion sing "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor"  |
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huskywowzer
Master Baiter
Joined: 03 Jan 2015
Posts: 204
Location: Where The Baiters Bait
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Thu Mar 19, 2015 9:16 pm |
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That would be a sight for sore eyes! Haha. I convinced her that I got into a car accident today. It was pretty entertaining. |
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"SIR,I HAVE VIEW THAT THE WESTERN UNION SLIP YOU ATTACHED IS FORGED AND NO PAYMENT WAS MADE.THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATIONS AND CONGRATULATIONS." -JONAH OTUNLA
" i can't waste my time again over to you what hell are you talking about." Mr. William Betha
"You are making this whole thing difficult for our chemist" Bill Henderson
"make sure you make the payment as soon as possible for the Great Gugaga isn't that patient with new members." Illuminati Scammer
"I will be jailed for criminal activities, I am a knight in my church" - Clint
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Father Moleman
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Joined: 24 Dec 2014
Posts: 1929
Location: Somewhere far away
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Thu Mar 19, 2015 9:48 pm |
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Why do love lads love their poetry so much? |
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Kitty La Gore
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Feb 2014
Posts: 5024
Location: Information Superhighway, Exit 404
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Fri Mar 20, 2015 1:23 am |
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^^^ easy to copy & paste from web sites
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| I would pay some serious money to hear Celine Dion sing "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" |
Where is that "Like" button we keep hoping for??! |
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