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DoomAngel
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Joined: 08 Oct 2014
Posts: 1254
Location: The Land where Ex-Baiters Go
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Sat Feb 14, 2015 9:07 pm |
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Curious as to why no one has claimed their UK lotto winnings from you? Why no one wants to call about the box of cash valued at Seven million five hundred thousand Dollars US (7,500,000.00 Dollars)? Why no one is responding to your PASSIONATE REQUEST FOR JOINT MUTUAL INVESTMENTS BENEFITS? If so, this book is for you.
Every day, it seems, we get heart-breaking emails like this one:
I see know reasons why you are been so skeptical about your bank draft presently in our custody.
We can tell you why. It's your English. Your English is ... bad. Inaccurate. Ungrammatical. Inappropriate.
While this book is not written for scammers, its purpose is to help you avoid writing like a scammer and having your business letter wind up in someone's junk mail folder. |
They say it isn't for scammers.... well, sure sounds as if it is... glad most of our lads have never seen it.
In their write up at the end it says
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Use English for Scammers to hone your 419 letters - or even to write honest, clear, direct business correspondence.
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TheLoneHaranguer
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Joined: 04 Apr 2014
Posts: 1375
Location: In Prosper's private hell
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Sun Feb 15, 2015 3:04 am |
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Lesson 1: How to write a 100% risky-free proposition
Lesson 2: "Mickey Mouse" is not a good name for your barrister
Lesson 3: "Amanda Huginkiss" is not a maga
Lesson 4: Always listen to a man named Gomer |
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 Harry Loans
George "Dimwit" Padmore
Dave Tittysoggy: "you have spirit of betrayer in you and you make me doubt your competence as a lawyer"
   Pastor Omar (Edo->N'Djamena->Abeche): "I have been slept in tached huts in the Sahara deserts"
x3 x3  Rev. Prosper (Lagos->Timbuktu): "I have never been in to this type of thing in my life and you called it enjoyment"
  
House Haranguer: Alone we stand, together we thrive
"trust is hard to build until the foot step of trust has been stepped" Jammy King, getting philosophical
"i HAVE WRITTEN 73 MESSAGES TO YOU WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?" Rev. Boutin Dickson, not getting it |
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