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Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2015 12:44 pm

Another tagged wonder: http://www.tagged.com/profile.html?uid=6020861820

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hanks so much for tellin me more about your self I really appreciate...... I'm Timothy I'm 46yrs I have ah son who will be 21 by January I lost his mom 2 years ago she die of breast cancer I work in the U.S army I have been in army for the past 22yrs I love going to beach dancing , playing basket ball swimming and hanging out with friends and my love once.....as me anything you wanna know about me no body is perfect I'm sure we can make it happen

Didn't take him long.

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tim: They are some money i make here throw there govt here is about $9.4m they have move the consignment frm the war zone to U.K I open ah diplomatic account in the U.K the money is there now
I wanna present you as my next of kid and let the bank Contact you and send to you
The money have to be in state before I return home

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tim: The money have to be in state before I leave here
The money can be only deliver to my next kid since I'm deployment here
elise: like I said I'm not comfortable doing that
tim: That's the law of diplomatic account
Why baby can you give me some reason?
elise: like I said I'm not comfortable doing that
tim: Why are you not comfortable
elise: because I am not your next of kin...saying so would be lying
and I don't like to lie
elise: sorry
tim: You wanna let me down for trusting you
Ohh I understand baby
elise: i won't lie for anyone
tim: I wrote in the form that my woman will be my next of kin
It's not ah lie baby

He gives a rather creative response for why Elise can't contact her attorney.

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elise: I would have to talk to my attorney first before I do anything
tim: I'm ah military man cnt do any illegal shit
elise: I would have to talk to my attorney first before I do anything
tim: Baby dnt do that will make it me be here till next year
elise: I have to consult with my attorney first to protect myself
tim: My General wanna help me on the vocational leave
elise: that's nice
tim: So I can leave next month
elise: that's nice
tim: If you consult your attorney he or she will like to consult the army during this processes they will cancel my leave
You will get the money but I will be here till next year

Change of plans...

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tim: Baby I have leave here latest of the 10th of next month
But the bank said it's gonna take 30working days to get things done
oh well I don't know what you're going to do
tim: I'm suggesting of telling them to withdraw all the money and put them in consignment box and bring it down to you

When Elise says she'll meet the courier at the airport and won't give her home address, he shuts up for a few days about the money.

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tim.: I'm really so worried about my money
elise: what do you mean?
tim: I really wanna share all I have with you but it's seems you dnt appreciate that

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tim: I really need you to complete my damn life

Oh, another idea!

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tim: There is another way we can get things done
elise: really?
tim: Yes baby
Can you buy me ah flight ticket to stet I can handle everything when I get there

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tim: You can buy it online and send the ticket copy to me
I will ask my general if they gonna allow you to get my the ticket
Or you gonna send the money to them in state
elise: why do you have to ask your general?
if you want me to buy you a ticket you need to send me a copy of your passport so I can enter the information i need
tim: I have to ask him because I have tO follow the procedure
Hang on let me redeo him
<ding>
elise: i'm here
tim: He said you can only check the price and send the money to one of our rep in state

So Elise checks ticket prices from Kabul to Orlando. She finds flights for around $1300.

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elise: it looks like flights are around $400
tim: Which ailine baby
elise_swann: emirates

Elise is such a liar. Twisted Evil

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tim: The admin section will forward the account info to me soon

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tim.bradbury1990: acc number; xxxxxxxxx routing no is 325070760...Account name: Mr. Mule ,Chase bank add(555 trosper rd southwest,tumwater,WA,98512,:98501..USA.
That's the info
elise: why is the info to a bank in Washington?
tim: Our headquarter is in washington

And today it starts.

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tim: Baby we need confirmation for the payment
elise: no we don't
tim: But we have to know when the money is transferred so that I can inform the admin section
elise: i think you can take it for granted that the money was transferred and it'll be there when it gets there
tim: I wanna leave here the next day the money is transferred

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2015 8:28 am

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tim: How are you doin today
Happy sunday
elise: doing okay, how about you?
tim: Well I'm fine
elise: good to hear
tim: It's seems you dnt really want us to be together
elise: and your problem is???
tim: What problem
elise: why are you coming down on me for?
tim: Well I understand if you dnt us to be together
elise: why did you say that?
tim: Because you dnt wanna get things done and let us be together
elise: fine
elise: then goodbye
tim: Oh k
elise: i'm tired of being blamed for everything
tim: We would have been together now
elise: so that's my fault, of course
that you can't pay for yourself?
tim: Well I dnt blame you for anythin
I guess this not meant to be
There is way you can do this and we. Will be together the followin day
But you dnt wanna do that
elise: see you are blaming me
tim: Well I'm not!!
tim: Let get things done and let be together

Elise has her own version of "stand your ground", which finally works and results in two more accounts.

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tim: hey
elise: hello
tim: how was ur night
elise: fine thanks
how was yours?
tim: same here
are you still in NY
elise: no back home
tim: oh k
we should forget meeting each other right?
elise: i guess so
tim: i know thats what you want
you never want this to happen
elise: here you go again, blaming me
tim: you really take this so long
we would have be together by now
elise: here you go again, blaming me
not my fault the money was returned twice
maybe you should have given me a working account
tim: FBI got no business with any trasaction within state
elise: what are you going on about?
i don't think you even know what you're talking about
tim: you should have use western union or money gram
elise: i won't use them and you know why
tim: well may be i should tell them to give me another account
since that didnt work at your end
elise: fine
tim: They send me this now
Let get things done and be together this weekend!
I really wanna be with you baby!!
Account name: ERNESTO Dummie
Bank of America
147 Washington st
Harford ct,06106
Savings account :385xxxxxxxxxx
Routing number: 011900254
elise: why is this account in ct?
tim: Well that's the second acount!
elise: i'm asking why the account is in connecticut instead of washington where the admin office is located
tim: We got branch office in Connecticut!!
That's our branch office
elise: is that a savings account or a checking account?
tim: Yea baby
elise: well which is it?
tim: It's saving account
Just confirm that from admin session
elise: it has to be a checking account. you can't transfer money into a savings account...only the account holder can do that
tim: Ohh
elise: i'm surprised that they don't know that
tim: I think that will be better
Well they told me you should go to any BOA around you and deposit the money
That's what they told me
elise: i can't just deposit cash into a strangers account
tim: It's not ah strangers account!!!
elise: to me, yes it is
i find it very strange that an admin section is telling you things like that. certainly they should know that it's not true
tim: Well any body can deposit money to any account!!
elise: no they can't
tim: This an army account!!!
elise: okay, i'll explain it as simply as i can
you cannot walk into a bank and deposit cash into someone else's account
if anyone could do that, what would stop a drug dealer from depositing cash into my account
then having me arrested for drug dealing?
that's truely stupid
you know, i worked at a bank many years ago, so i really should know what you can and cannot do
tim: Well what we gonna do now
Since you dnt wanna do it
elise: i don't know what the army is doing with a savings account but surely they have a checking account too
tim: I really wanna be with this weekend!!
elise: "don't wanna do it"?
what is that supposed to mean?
tim: It's an account of one of our staff working in financial dept!
elise: so it's not an official army account
tim: Yea!
elise: ????
tim: Since the money is for ticket
elise: if it's an account of a member of the staff, then it's not an official army account
but i can't deposit money into a savings account, like i said
tim: Our staff will pick up the money and book the ticket for me!!
What we gonna do now
elise: surely if they have a savings account, they have a checking account
tim: The first one I send to you is checking but he didn't work in your end
This is an option now you dnt wanna do
elise: i know, there was a problem with the account
tim: I'm fed up!
elise: me too
tim: Go and deposit the money to the account then everything will be ok!!
elise: read what I told you again
tim: You cnt do it and let us be together right?
Another option is money gram and western union!
We got three option but you always turn it down
elise: the first account was flagged for closure, that was why the money was returned
i can't deposit money into a savings account
stop blaming me for this!!!
if you would give me a working account, you would be out of there
tim: 385xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
tim: That's the checking account for that same name
Everythin should be ok now

Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2015 9:38 am

Let the nagging begin!

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elise: hello
tim: how was night baby
elise: it was okay
how was yours?
tim: same here baby
elise: good to hear
tim: miss you baby
elise: awwww
tim: baby did ya get the check account i send you yesterday?
elise: yes i did
tim: oh k
elise: what have you been doing?
tim: just back from patrol 30min ago
elise: that's good
free for the evening now?
tim: yea baby
elise: that's good
elise: I decided to stay home from work today and do a few things around the house
tim: ohh thats nice
you need some rest
elise: well i really needed to do some work on my fish tanks, which is what i'm doing right now
tim: ohh i see
wish im right there to help you
baby whats goin on about the transfer?
elise: it's very relaxing to do work in the tanks so i do enjoy doing it
i sent the info to the banker
so he'll make the transfer
tim: yea lol
when did you send him the info
elise: this morning
tim: well i hope everythin will be ok this time
elise: i hope so too
tim: yea baby
baby call your banker and ask him when the money will be there
elise: he won't know when the money will be there
tim: ask him if he have done it
elise: i don't need to ask him
tim: how do we know if he ge it done!
elise: he's a professional and does what he gets told
tim: oh k
tim: but i have to know when the money is sent
elise: he's been my banker for over 20 years so i trust him
tim: ohh i see
well i understand but i have to know when the money will there
elise: it'll get there when it gets there
you need to be patient
tim: oh k
tim: guess i have to wait forever
elise: you think so?
tim: i dnt really know baby
elise: don't know what?
tim: if this is gonna work out well
elise: why not?
elise: well i guess you're busy so I'll get going
tim: im sorry baby
was on radio with my boss
elise: no problem
i have to leave in a bit anyway
tim: alright baby
tim: im trying to finish up the report
then i will be fully here for you
elise: well i wish you a good evening
bye for now