Is London the capital of the UK!!

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Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2014 3:14 pm

This is probably the shortest bait in history, but I'm posting it, because I think it's funny and maybe someone can tell me what this lad is on!

Hi,
You sent me a message with your email address on FMF, I'm sorry but I've only just seen it so I'm a little late replying, I hope that's ok with you.

It's nice to get a message from somebody in the UK at last.

If you'd like to get back to me and tell me about yourself, that would be great.
I look forward to hearing from you.

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Nice hearing from you Sophia,how was your christmas season i hope fine.I m happy to read your message from here.I will like to tell you more about myself but where do I start from okay. My name is Richmond Brent,From England.I work with shipping company here in the U.K as a Second Officer. I have been with the company for 10 years.
I am the only child of my late parents Dr. Mrs Ross Brent of the blessed memory. I was married before, but divorce with my wife five years ago.I have one daughter, Her name is Cindy and she is ten years old now. I want to spend the rest of my life with someone who is friendly, honest, caring, trustworthy and God fearing.

I`m 5`11" 190 bls with a athletic build, mentally stable, physically fit, a bunch of laughs, warm, caring, honest, a good listener. I enjoy playing sax which i do often at my leisure time. I like going to the movies, or watching movies in my room or Cabin, I like swimming, listening to music and dance to any kind of music, I sing, sailing, going bowling and also a good cook. I also do enjoy my job though risky because we are always on the high sea.I hope i m not writing much of a novel.............lol.Hope to hear
from you soon.Have a pleasant day.

Hi Rich,
I'm very pleased that you replied back to me, I had a good Christmas, thanks for asking. How was yours, did you do anything nice?
You've told me a little about yourself, so I had better do the same. I'm an only child as well, no brothers or sisters, my father died a long time ago but my mother is alive.

I'm also divorced, but no children, we were both too busy with our careers. I work as a Personal Investment Advisor in Manchester. Does your daughter live with your ex?

Where are you based in the UK, your profile says London, but I wondered, if maybe seeing as how you're a Second Officer with a shipping company you actually live on the coast somewhere.

What sort of things do you ship and where do you go? It's always a good thing to enjoy your job.

I'm glad to hear that you're mentally stable and like a lot of the things that I like although I don't play any instruments.

I hope to hear from you again and would you please send me a photo, as I don't often go onto the dating site.

Perfectly reasonable reply, I thought.

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how are you?.how do i believe i m talking to some one from manchester.....i think i m not talking to a donce.....can you explain to me the different between uk and london.hearing from you beofre i proceed.

Hi,
I'm a bit confused by your email, what do you mean how do you believe you're talking to someone from Manchester. Why would I say I'm from Manchester if I'm not, I can think of far better places to say I was from then Manchester.

Yes I can explain the difference between UK and London. London is the capital city of the UK, which is a country. Have you misunderstood my question about where you're based in the UK? I just wondered if maybe you were at Portsmouth or Southampton, where a lot of ships sail from.

What does "I think I'm not talking to a donce" mean?

I really don't understand your mail, so please explain a bit better what you're saying.

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You said London is the capital of uk?....you are a fool..to say that...go and never chat me again illeterate.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London I think that will confirm to you that London is the capital of the UK. You are a very strange man

Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2014 3:24 pm

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you are a fool..to say that...go and never chat me again illeterate

Ha ha, that is funny indeed, what an idiot lad! It's sad to see he's gone though.....could you post his profile link? Polly is at FMF.....she might like him and drop him a line

Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2014 3:43 pm

^^^^ Yes, I thought he'd be quite good, but hey, I'm illiterate, what do I know.

Here's the link,

http://www.fishmeetfish.com/profile/richmondbrent

Something the mods dream up Joined: 22 Apr 2014 Posts: 905

and Moston is a suberb of Manchester, or Failsworth...

Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2014 4:22 pm

You mean he lied to me when I swapped PMs with him a couple of months ago Shocked

He told me he was

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I`m 5`11" 190 bls with a athletic build, mentally stable, physically fit, a bunch of laughs

He doesn't seem at all stable or have any sense of humour.

Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2014 5:04 pm

Obviously, Tigerlilly, the capital of the UK is Faversham. Didn't you know that?

Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2014 5:53 pm

Polly has sent him a message, but I am not sure whether she might be successful. His profile says he's looking for a man.....

Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2014 6:11 pm

I am laughing so hard, tears are running! Evil Lol

Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2014 9:57 pm

Hey. Give the guy a break. He is "windowed" after all. I don't know what kind of marital status that is, but it must be rough.

Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2015 1:31 am

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He is "windowed" after all.

Exactly! He's a broken man! Can't you feel his pane?

Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2015 2:35 am

^^^^^

I love silly comebacks. Thanks for the giggle Yastreb

Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 3:35 pm

This lad needs to have the last word almost as much as I do. Lets see who wins Wink

I want to put him right that it's dunce not donse, but I won't.

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if that is the case,where is england?.you are a donse

Hi Rich,
I think that we seem to have set off on the wrong foot and I'm not sure why. Are all these strange questions because, for some reason you don't believe that I'm in Manchester.

We obviously have some connection or we wouldn't keep emailing each other, so it would be good if you got over your doubts, and we emailed normally.

Anyway to help convince you that I am here, I'll just give you a quick run down on the UK.

The UK consists of four countries, England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland. Edinburgh is the capital of Scotland, Cardiff for Wales, Belfast, I think, for Northern Ireland and London for England, BUT London is also the capital of the whole of the UK.

I hope this puts your mind at rest

Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 4:11 pm

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Can't you feel his pane?

/groan*giggle*snort soda

Now my nose hurts... Crying or Very sad

Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 5:39 pm

There we go now..... bwahahahaha

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From: richmond
Date: 2015-01-02 06:45 AM
Subject: RE: Hello, good evening

Thank you. How are you today? Its nice to hear from you.I will like to tell you about myself in my next reply and also add you for a chat on line sometimes.I will wait to hear from you soon,do take care of yourself and have a nice week ahead.
Sincerely Yours,
Richmond.

To: richmond
Date: 2015-01-02 12:38 PM
Subject: RE: Hello, good evening

Good evening Richmond,

oh wow, it is so nice to hear back from you! I was so much worried, cause this was the FIRST time that I have sent a message to another member here, most of the times I was just receiving some crap that was sent by weird people. I will be looking forward to getting to know you better, and to learn about all your likes and dislikes.
I like that pinkish shirt of yours, it definitely requires some guts for a guy to show himself like this in public, wearing pink! But hey.....that is exactly the quality I appreciate in a man!
Richmond, I am sorry to hear that you are windowed, that must have been really hard and rough, how did you manage to cope with that real sad and bad fate of yours? I have at least some idea of how panefule your pane must have been, I almost felt the same pane when my fiancé told me that he had hooked up with some younger bitch from Lithauania....OMG, that almost killed me! Richmond.....I am not here to play any games, and I have been hurt badly before, so please be serious with me!
Kind regards, and I do hope you will get back to me!
Polly

Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 11:53 pm

It is actually the capital of the world Cool

Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2015 12:02 am

So defenestrated.

Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2015 12:16 am

Richmond is in a glass of his own.

Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2015 1:37 am

Tigerlilly - Rather than educating the mugu, the goal is to DE-EDUCATE the mugu.

Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2015 2:19 pm

@ TM

correct.

@ BRUIN, yes you're right of course, but sometimes it's so hard. I'll consider myself reprimanded.

Embarassed

ETA After posting the above, I got a reply from the lad.

I can't let him go, even if all I do is annoy him. Btw, I am an English woman in RL Rolling Eyes

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please you stop writing me i never believe i m talking to an english woman....i will send my friend to meet you up in machester by Monday,please leave your number for him to contact ok.

Hi Rich,
You're a very strange man but something of a challenge, why will you never believe you're talking to an English woman, and how can I stop writing to you if you want me to leave my number.

Who is your friend and why do you want to send him to meet me. My number, if you'd like to call me to make sure that I'm English is 07******

It was you that contacted me on the dating site remember, so you obviously didn't have a problem then, and I do think you're very handsome, so quit with the negativity and lets get to know each other.

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 6:06 pm

He's succumbing a little, but who's his friend?

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Well dont worry i will tell my friend to contact and meet you over there how was your weekend i hope fine.any outing with friends or family.when will you resume your job?.i m already in the office.....just had my breakfast.take care and have a nice day.kisss

Hi Rich,
I've just come in from work and seen your email, it's nice that you've written to me without so much hostility. Does this mean that we've turned a corner and you'd like to get to know me more better?

Today was my first day back at work after Christmas and New Year, so things have been very busy, that's the trouble with holidays, it takes a week to catch up with everything.

I feel almost afraid to ask you anything, in case you freak out again, so I'll wait for your reply and see where we go from here.
Love

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 6:45 pm

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From: richmond
Date: 2015-01-05 03:58 AM
Subject: RE: Hello, good evening

Nice hearing from you how was your weekend i hope fine.i m already in the office.just had my breakfast.i will like to know little about you and your family in your next reply.take care and have a nice week ahead.

To: richmond
Date: 2015-01-05 01:44 PM
Subject: RE: Hello, good evening

Good evening Richmond,

thank you very much for your reply, and I am more than happy that you want to know more about me. I am single now, after my ex partner has left me for another women, I have already mentioned that in my last message, haven't I? I do not really have a family, because a dog won't count, and that is all I have, my little dog Hägar. I live in a condomium in Berlin, I am 50 years old, and I run a small catering service with 3 girls in the kitchen working for me. I am very very busy on weekends, but sometimes even under the week things can be like crazy. I took a break now, and I use this time to write to you. Whenever I do not work, I spend lots of time with Hägar, walking through the Spreewald or through the beautiful parks we have around here. Häger loves to chase goose around, and that is alaways fun to watch. I hardly ever go out in the evenings, because I have to work evenings often. I am very much interested in flea markets, yard sales, cinema, good books, and I love telenovelas, I could watch for hours and hours! Tell me about you, what do you do in you spare time, and what kind of job do you have?
Kind regards

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 6:49 pm

MG, you get, have a good week, I only get a day Shocked

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 7:21 pm

Just stay tuned and serve his friend instead...maybe that little sucker will call for money, too Cool

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