My first romance scam

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Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2014 7:11 pm

I have a romance scam going at the moment. I've never indulged in one of these Russian-romance type scams, so I thought I'd give it a shot, I'm bored with Nigerian bankers and packages waiting for me. I'm tired of Western Union, too.

Naturally, the young woman wants to leave life as she knows it in Russia. My new friend has emailed me generic photos of 'herself'.

I commented in an earlier email that I thought that she was far too skinny for my taste and looked like a plucked chicken, but that didn't deter her in the least.

Though my username would have members believe that I'm male, I am actually an older woman!

What do you think about this response to my 'friend'?
Comments would be appreciated.

Top of the morning, xxxx,

What a nice nickname you have! I only go by one name myself. I like to keep things uncomplicated.

I am very glad to read that you are in fine fettle.

The reason that I do not generally reply to emails during the week is that I am frightfully busy with business matters. When I do have some spare time, I selfishly like to use the time to do other things that I enjoy doing, such as lark hunting and I also like to dabble in portraiture.

I have a lot of spare time on the weekends, as the weekends are my own, and I sup a wee bit of ale and relax.

It is a shame that things did not work out for you in Australia,xxxx. I have never been to Australia and one day I would love to visit that fine country and spend a few months in the Outback with the roos. I would also like to live in New Zealand...in fact, I am going to look into the requirements for residency in New Zealand when it is time for me to retire.

"I believe you are a good and nice man and I don’t understand why don’t you have a couple yet?! Why don’t you have love in your life?"

I was married for several years to the love of my life, a golden, shining lady, but she sadly passed away due to a vicious and uncontrollable form of autorigamortisis. Since she passed over, I have not been interested in people of the opposite or same sex with whom to form a relationship because I was so very badly hurt by her loss.

I do not think that I will ever get over losing my xxxxxx (insert silly name)

I am going to try to find ways to numb the pain, perhaps you can help me with this, xxxx. You seem to be such a warm and compassionate woman.

Forgive me, but I am not one to discuss politics or religion so I shall not comment on Russia or your life there if you do not mind.

You need not email me the same blather more than once, indeed, I would appreciate it if you would send me one (1) single email rather than three or four identical emails. Please and thank you. I can be persnickety and meticulous and I do not like to open my Yahoo account to see it clogged up with multiple emails.

xxxx, I would love to hear about your hobbies. Do you like the great outdoors? I love to be outside and apart from lark hunting I also enjoy snockering and bovine testicular removal.

Please do email me soon, and take good care of yourself.

(Insert sillier name here)

Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2014 7:32 pm

You captured a vlad, I see! I know capone is really, really good with vlads so hopefully she'll give you some advice on how to handle "her".

One thing about vlads, they a rigid when it comes to their scripts. It takes a lot to get them off it, but it can be done. That usually comes when they ask for money and it doesn't go the way they want it to.

I love the autorigamortisis diagnosis! Evil Lol

Great job and keep us posted! I love reading vlad baits and I am surprised you have captured one due to the political happenings going on over there.

Give fat Boris hell!

Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2014 10:38 am

Hi Bill,

SBH is too kind, I just like vlads to torture. Could you post the initial script?

Vlads are notoriously hard to knock off script. If you put you questions in the first paragraph, there's a better chance he'll answer-they don't read the rest. Feel free to express hurt and a tiny bit of suspicion when "she" won't respond to questions. Fat Boris will figure it out if his victim starts twigging after the silence. You know when you've got his attention when the emails become very short!

Congrats-vlads are harder to find these days, probably due to the political situation. They don't hang around the dating sights much. After you're done with him, may I take a whack?

Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2014 5:06 pm

Bill Ding wrote:

II commented in an earlier email that I thought that she was far too skinny for my taste and looked like a plucked chicken...

Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2014 10:03 pm

Quote:

I love to be outside and apart from lark hunting I also enjoy snockering and bovine testicular removal.

That should give hime at least some idea of what is coming..... ha ha!

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2014 4:22 am

@Capone, while you're waiting for Bill to finish with this one, another Boris appeared in one of my accounts this morning - https://scamwarners.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=227847#p227847