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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2014 6:23 am

A very promising idiot, picked up on FMF; he is almost begging for it, so feel free to go for him:
http://www.fishmeetfish.com/profile/jimovia

About Me
for a tender, romantic, faithful and serious Woman to create a strong relationship and have a happy family with him . I think that life without beloved person is not life it is just existence. I am looking for a merry, ready-witted, communicative man with sense of humor. He needs to be strong and have his own point of view. He should respect me and my point of you and understand me in any situation.I really know what love is and also the type who give his whole heart in a relationship. Relationships are not built in one day at a time; they take time, patience, honesty, passion and ability to compromise and grow! So with true love, is by sharing bad and good times together. True love is a covenant that we build on a strong foundation and that�??s why we don�??t develop it within a day. It takes sometime to mature and that�??s when both sees that they are having the same strong feeling for each other. I promise to make my one and only the most happiest woman on earth if only she�??s willing to accept me as part of him.

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From: Lad
Date: 2014-08-12 09:33 AM
Subject: HI

Hello dear, I'm happy to contact you,hope you are okay by the grace of God. My name is Jim, i came across your profile and wish to contact you for friendship and i believe you will accept my proposal not minding my status. Please i want you to contact me through my private email address== [email protected] == so as to tell you more about me and share my picture with you thanks. [email protected]

12 August um 3:53 PM
Hello Jim,

many thanks for your message, that really took my by surprise, because I do not receive many messages, that's why I was very happy to see yours.
How are you today?
My name is Polly, I am 50 years old and live in Castrop-Rauxel, in Germany.
My late husband died 5 years ago, and I never remarried, I have been alone since he died.
I have a small catering service here, I am self-employed. It is not a big company, I have 3 girls working for me in the kitchen, but all in all I can say that i lead a convenient life, my late husband left me well provided.
Tell me more about you, what do you like to do in your leisure time?
That girl on your arm in the profile picture, is that your little daughter? What's her name, and does she live with you, or with her mother?

I would be happy to receive a reply!

Warm regards
Polly

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13 August um 12:14 PM

Hi Honey Thank you so much for your mail am so much happy to read from you, well My Name is Jim Ovia Am From United State I was born in Texas, i am graduated from high school in Spartanburg, South Carolina, in 1984. i received a Bachelor of Arts degree from the University of Nebraska in 1986 and a Master of Arts degree in Management and Supervision from Central Michigan University in 1988. i completed Squadron Engineer School in 1989, Industrial College,

Am Capt In The Sea An Engineer, my field is piping and mechanical Engineering...I deals with Contract because i use to affiliate on works with construction companies and Oil Companies...Got my Master after the death of my darling wife ....Well...Am Holding a contract with Neste Oil In Helsinki Scotland

My father died and she was left alone. I met my wife and best friend in New York. she was a fashion model. Very good at heart.Actually i could say i met her in a funny way, would explain that later.Although I lost Her in a car accident on (My her soul rest in peace)

I have a beautiful Son..his name is John ..he will be 13yrs old this year..he is in a boarding house Kumasi Ghana Have been trying to be everything to him, ever since his mother left the world..

I love intelligent comedy like political satire. I love Robin Williams, Jim Carey and Mike Myers. They crack me up so much.I love watching those home video clips of kids doing hilarious funny things. Kids make me laugh. The things they say. You never expect it.What makes me cry, I'm always moved when i see scenes on TV between parent and child when they are struggling to survive or dealing with the relationship, Reminds me of my mum,
please send me your Skype or yahoo Messenger so that i will add you there for us to chat okay here is my Skype ID jl5585638 also my yahoo Messenger ID [email protected],

Skype: jl5585638
Yahoo: [email protected]

i will be waiting to hear from you my Dear Stay Bless you and your family,

I hate scammers for bringing fictitious kids in which they might abuse later for scamming purposes, that is why I have decided to pretend to be a genuine kid-hater...there's tons of fun in doing this

13 August um 1:30 PM

Dear Jim,

wow,may thanks for your mail, what a nice surprise!
Your resume is quite impressive I must say, it seems I have met a very intelligent man who knows what he wants in life, and who knows how to get it.
I was under the impression you live in California, but if I got that right you are in Helsinki/Scotland at the moment? How is the weather there, is it cold?
And your son is in a boarding house in Ghana, in Africa?
Oh my good heavens, why in the world did you chose such a deserted, godforsaken place for the kid?
There's Ebola in Africa, you should see to get him out of there as soon as possible! I mean it's none of my business after all, it's not my kid, but anyways,.....just an idea!
You seem to like kids a lot, huh?
Well, then we are obviously very different, as far as that is concerned. I do not like kids at all, I truly despise them. They are noisy, demanding and annoying, and they can drive me up the wall in basically no time, just for being around. I never had kids, never wanted any and hopefully will never have any!
But, obviously this will not be a problem with you and me, as long as the kid will be in a boarding house.
Is that a problem for you?
Well, I will tell you a little bit about me now. I was born in 1964 in Lower Saxony, graduated from High School in 1982, received a Bachelor of Laws degree in Munich in 1985, and a Bachelor of Politics in 1988.
I live in Castrop-Rauxel and work in Berlin, so I do a lot of traveling on weekends. I don't want to live in Berlin, but the job is very well paid, so I don't mind the traveling, I can sleep on the train, and the trip is not ,much longer that 4 1/2 hours.
In my leisure time, I like to go out with girl friends, we love clubbing and drinking, and having fun, and I love the movies!

What are your hobbies? I am looking forward to hearing back from you!

Yours, Polly

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13 August um 1:59 PM

Oh My God I never Know that there is Ebola in Africa what are we going to do now ? i don't want anything to happen to my son is all that i have i love my son very much,i think i must do something now to take him out from there now, but the problem i have now is am inside the sea working it will only take me two weeks to get about from here,

Honey i want you to know that I'm a Hard working man...People said am caring ,honest ,and ,faithful ,respectful ,self organized ,soft heart ,open minded and i need someone as my friend to have this quality to be honest because being so good...You would achieved a great success that would lead you to a great future...Do you really want this relationship?

13 August um 2:53 PM

Hello Jim,

as far as your son is concerned, why don't you just turn to the US Embassy in Ghana? Your son is American citizen, so I am 100 % sure that they will make sure he will be taken good care of. What else would you do?
So, what exactly is your job inside the sea, isn't that dangerous? Do you happen to see them big fish they always show on TV, like sharks, dolphins and whales? They must be around there, I have heard that often, I love to see these nature shows on TV!

Honey, a caring, loving, honest hard working, faithful and respectful man sounds just right for me! People say I am pretty, caring, concerned, superficial in a very sexy way, and highly entertaining, especially when I drink.
Are you sure you want this relationship?

I kind of like your style, you are attractive!

Yours, Polly

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Aug 13 um 3:38 PM

Well Thank you so much for your concern i want you to send me some of your pictures okay here is also my picture

like i told you I am an educated, well traveled, successful Engineer to be precise) I am honest, smart and a very straight forward person, l hate people who beat around the bush. Reserved but fun, and loyal. I have a very dry sense of humor. I have been called courageous and I definitely seek challenges. I am inquisitive by nature, I need to know why. I love to learn new things. I am interested in many things, psychology, philosophy, philanthropy, science, history and politics. I dislike unnecessary rules. I am not conventional in most of my attitudes and values.

I tend to be pragmatic and like spontaneous people. I am comfortable and secure in my own life but to grow you have to go outside your comfort zone and life is about growth,

14 August um 11:45 AM

Hello Jim,

many thanks for your mail, but I couldn't see any picture attachment, what has happened?
I will happily send you more pictures, but of course I would expect you to deliver first Smile

That's a simple question of chivalry, isn't it?

So, I hope you did you inform the US Embassy about your son.

What I would love to know is how your underwater in the sea working is actually happening. Have you ever encountered all these legendary Whalefish, Dolphinfish, Sharkfish and Gefiltefish? The latter are supposed to be very very dangerous, so please take good care of yourself whenever you will have to enter any stage below the actual sea level, or when you will be diving!

I am smart, witty, and pragmatic, too and I also have a good sense of dry humour, so that would be a perfect match!

Have yourself a great day!

Regards
Polly

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2014 6:30 am

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14 August um 3:42 PM

Honey Thank you so much for your mail, well i speak with the teacher yesterday he told me that John our son is fine is well taking care off so am happy to hear that from the teacher, so my dear how are you doing today and your work hope all is well,i ask you to send me some of your picture you want me to send you before you will send to me well i don't want to be Argue here is My Pictures i will be waiting yours too,

Honey i want you to know that I feel your presence everywhere by me, your smell, and your laughs echo in my ears, your talks remind me that you really exist, and I want you bad enough like the roses would need their perfume, like wind needs its songs, like snow needs its whiteness, like a little child wants ice cream.

The world has many beauties, some like lilies, jasmine, irises, roses; some were just simple plain flowers, none of them made me feel attracted. It was your innocent smile, your sparkling eyes; it was you in whole who made my heart like falling out of its place. It was like lightening had struck me, it was like an angel had shown herself. It was you and your love what made me what I am today.

I will keep loving you as long as the sun keeps shining, the stars keep brightening the sky, the winds keep blowing, the snow keeps falling, and the flowers keep smiling. you are mine forever. Loving you forever.... My Beautiful Angel,

Good evening Jim,

thank you for the pictures, it was a pleasure to watch them!
It's good to hear that John is doing fine, but Honey, he's YOUR son, not OUR son, just so you know!
I have attached more of my pictures, I hope you like them!
I am doing good, everything is absolutely fine, except for that I am so alone!
How is your work coming along, you haven't told me yet what kind of different fish you spotted there in Helsinki? Is that dangerous work, do I have to be worried?
Do you also have to dive, with these funny little oxygene bottles on your back?
I guess I would never do that, I am even scared to swim in the sea, because there are so many strange creatures in there, and I don't like them, such as jelly fish for example.
They can even kill people, did you know that?

Take good care of yourself for me!
Good night, my love
Kiss Kiss
Polly

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15 August um 3:18 PM

To be honest with you i don't know why you don't want to send me your pictures, you said you sent me pictures i have check no picture from you, please if you don't want me to see your picture let me know so that i will forget about okay,

Hello Jim,

to be honest with you, I don't like the tone of your mail!
I simply forgot to attach the pictures, and as son as I realized that, I sent another mail with the attachment.
Here is another picture, so there you go.
And for the future please note that I would highly appreciate at least a minimum of respect in our correspondence, such simple things like "Hello" or "dear Polly", if you know what I mean.
I do not wish to communicate with a man who has no manners at all. Didn't you say you are educated? Well, to me your last mail seems to prove you are not.
Make up your mind whether you want to keep this promising relationship running or not, because if you do, I would expect you to behave yourself!
You have not answered one SINGLE question I have asked you about your job life, potential dangers and all the different kinds of fish in the Helsinki waters, and that i sad, because I am really interested!

Regards
Polly

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15. August um 9:10 PM

Honey your pictures was so sexy and charming' you look so beautiful and younger than your age, it seems you re under 20,lol......i mean school girl, i admire your cute smile and your sexy body stature. i love you so much.

I love you, and I always will until the day I die. Hopefully, when that day comes, I will still have you by my side and yours will be the last face that I see. When we’re older with a family and home of our own, we’ll look back at the ways we argued about things that were so insignificant and we’ll laugh and know that our love was strong enough to overcome every argument. i just want you to know that I'm thankful that you came into my life and I will love you till the end of my days. My love for you will never fade, I’m still crazy about you, baby.

Darling please am really so for the way i talk to you today, please forgive me i was stress at work today i love you so much,

Honey About my work i told you that i am Capt In The Sea An Engineer, my field is piping and mechanical Engineering...I deals with Contract because i use to affiliate on works with construction companies and Oil Companies.yes my love my work is a little bit dangers because we are in middle of the sea working those fish use to come out to fight us we killed them and send it to my friends,please my love don't raiment i will get some for you as soon as i come over to your country okay, i want you to know how much i love you honey and how much i want to be with you spend the rest of my life with you and make you the happiest woman on earth honey, kiss hug you my heart,

please try to connect on yahoo messenger or skype so that we can chat there okay, i love you baby,

Good evening Jim,

thank you for your message, Darling, and for sharing your work life details with me!
What do you mean, the fish come out and attack you?
Oh my goodness! Are these sharks or something, and you really kill them and sent them somewhere?
Well, I certainly don't want any fish when you come to see me! I don't even like the thought that they are killed, because they are intelligent and smart.
I'm really surprised that you like my pictures, but that's good!
Listen, Darling, I have to end now, for I want to go to town with one of my colleagues, I do not travel home this weekend.
I will write to you tomorrow!
Have sweet dreams, I love you too!
Polly

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Aug 15 um 9:56 PM

Okay My Heart take good care of your self for me, may the Angel of Good God Protect you always for me everywhere you go my love, i love you so much honey miss you a lot baby i will also write you as soon as i receive your letter okay love you so much honey, kiss hugg

16 August um 8:02 AM

Good morning my sweet Captain,

Nancy and I just got back from our night out, it was hilarious, we had so much fun!
We went to the Tussy Lounge in Friedrichshain, that is a real funky place, it's a bar combined with a hairdresser, that is so awesome, just the right spot for girls!
Nancy and I had our hair permed while we had lots of our favourite drink which is called Horst & Jutta, strange name for a drink, huh? It is Vodka, cinnamon, lime and peach....just sooooooo good! I bet you will love it, you just MUST try it!
My hairdo looks horrible though, so don't you dare ask me for a picture, there was a little mishap, I guess the perm wave liquid was on my hair a little bit too long, it just happened because these nice policemen invited us up to the bar, and I overheard my perm alarm clock, but so what.....life will go on, shit happenz! I will have it cut first thing Monday morning, and I think I will go for a crew cut, that makes life much easier, less shampoo, less conditioner, less of a hassle, you know what I mean, don't you?
So, your "Angel of God" evidently fucked up the mission, he ha!

I love you, Baby, and I will go to bed now, we've been out all night!

Kiss kiss!
Polly

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Aug 16 um 4:30 PM

okay My Heart Thank you so much for your mail am so much happy to read your mail and seeing that you are fine my love, i was thinking about you so much honey,

i love you so much My Heart you are my best ,lover and I love you -- not in the shadows, rather in heaven's fullest beauty. You complete me and I just wish something could make you feel the utter perfection that occurs whenever you're near me. Open your eyes baby. Just look and I will show you.
I feel so lucky - the luckiest man ever in the world because you made me happy all the time. When I'm with you, I feel so secure in your arms, feel so warm with your embrace and feel so great. Thank you so much for being there with me all the time. Thank you for everything, Baby. I have no words to say and I'm out of words because I don't know how to thank you. Thank you for loving me and thank you for accepting me for who I am. You're my everything and you're my new world! I love you for being you and I love you for what you are my heart,

jim

17 August um 10:31 AM

My dearest Jim,

I hope you are well my love, my sweet love, I want you to know that I love you dearly and I always will.

Your beautiful brown hair reminds me of that chocolate string they put on cakes, have you seen that stuff? But I think you are sweeter then chocolate string, and at least my hands don't get sticky when I run them through your hair.

You know how much we will love going to the cinema together. I think its fantastic that we will be able to share a movie together, although I sometimes have to laugh when I think that you might possibly start snorting and laughing out loud every time someone says the word "bush" or "wood". It will also be funny to watch you slurp your drink, chew your popcorn out loud, and talk through out the movie, annoying the rest of the movie go-ers in the process.

My love for you is sweeter then sugar, and there is no other love for me ....well OK, I guess I also love my mobile phone which I use to run my life with. Its kinda cute how my friends always threaten to shove it up my rear whenever I get 2000 text messages which somehow always seems to occur when I am out on a date with my friend Nancy, but that's besides the point. My point is that I love you and my love for you is unique (isn't it weird how the word 'unique' and 'eunuch' sound the same? The word Unix also sounds similar, but 'Chimpanzee' doesn't)

I really must tell you though, I absolutely adore your gorgeous smile! I think if God created something truly amazing, then its definitely gotta be your smile! I know some people say the same thing about horses and giraffes, but I think your smile exceeds anything else!

Always thinking of you, sweet cheeks!

Yours forever, with all my heart,

Polly

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2014 6:39 am

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17 August um 5:13 PM

Oh My God Darling Thank you so much for your mail Honey you are such a beautiful and lovely woman with a good heart Honey i love you so so much baby you are so so sweet baby i really thank God for bringing you in my life honey am so much Happy Baby,

Darling here is my chance to tell the world how lucky I am to have found an amazing woman like you. All my life I felt like I was meant to be alone, as if my someone took a wrong turn over a bridge before I could meet them. Then came you... suddenly my eyes went from clouded storms to small blue beacons. I was so sad, and you took away all that pain just by smiling.

I will do anything you ever ask, so long as you promise to never leave me. Without you, my heart would seem empty and useless. I need you, want you, and love you, and will as long as I live and beyond. Thank you for changing me, for making me the proudest man alive to have you. I love you.... forever,

Dearest Jim,

many thanks for your sweet words, it almost made me cry to read these wonderful lines!
I have great confidence that our relationship might work, but there is one very serious subject I have to bring up, because you need to know.
Can you imagine to live in a relationship without sex?
I truly love you, and it warms my heart to think about how it could be when we cuddle up on the couch or walk on a beach hand in hand, but from my side that would be it.
I don't like to even think about ever having sex with a man again, just the plain thought makes me want to vomit.
Is that a problem for you?

I love you, Baby!
10000 Kisses
Polly

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Aug 17 um 9:06 PM

Well Honey Its Okay i understand you that will not be problem we will talk about it when i come over to your country okay,How nice it is to have you in my life, you are my everything, and I mean my everything Honey,

Darling You are like God's dove, so beautiful, so pretty, so loving, caring, and that's what I love, the fact that you love me for who I am, not what you want me to become. Thank you, God, for this special woman, you gave me - I can't thank him enough for the love and beauty that I found.

I'm going to fight for this love to get stronger than ever, and in time it will. Nothing can keep me from you, not even death, because with death, I bring you with me in my heart and in my soul.

20 August um 4:05 PM

Good afternoon my beloved Jim,

sorry for answering so late, but my internet was down for some time, the technician was here after I have called the emergency hotline, and it turned out that some nasty squirrels must have chewed on the cables!

Oh, what a big relief to hear that it won't be a problem for you to enter a marriage without sex! I will struggle hard to compensate....I will message your feet and scratch your back whenever you want me to! How are you doing, how is life treating you, my love? And when will you come to meet me here, did you already made plans?

I love you, and I am longing to see you!

Yours, Polly

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Aug 20 um 10:13 PM

Darling Thank you so much for your mail Honey am so much happy to hear from you baby

Darling I've never felt this kind of love now I've found you. I feel so lucky - the luckiest man ever in the world because you made me happy now honey. anytime i will be with you, I will feel so secure in your arms, feel so warm with your embrace and feel so great. Thank you so much for being there with me. Thank you for everything, Baby. I have no words to say and I'm out of words because I don't know how to thank you. Thank you for loving me and thank you for accepting me for who I am. You're my everything and you're my new world! I love you for being you and I love you for what you are.nad i will love you forever honey you are my life now my joy my happiness.

21. August um 3:40 PM

My dearest Jim,

An angel kissed a star which fell to Earth. Upon it was written what I am about to say to you now, and burned upon my heart was your precious name.

Such charm and radiant beauty as yours could calm the wildest beast and entice the devil himself into giving his soul for you, just so he could look upon your face.

What manner of creature can resist those gorgeous brown eyes of yours which look like glass marbles shimmering in the sunlight. I'm sure you have a lot of fun taking them out and playing marbles with your friends on a night. OK so that probably doesn't happen, but you understand where I'm coming from.

I don't know if I've ever mentioned this, but I just can't just help but admire and love your gorgeous brown hair, which sometimes reminds me of a bird nest (only without the eggs and chicks)

Walking along the beach, hand in hand with you, will always be one of my favourite pastimes with you. I will love watch you get ice-cream all over your hands and watching you squirm and scream when I drop ice-cream down your pants will even be funnier!

Words alone cannot express how unique my love is for you. I love you, and you only, I swear that to you my love ....having said that I do love my MP3 player which I've had to replace twice, because I keep smashing it up for not letting anyone borrow it, but that's not important right now! (But if you ever see me drooling over it, then it is important, unless you get mad because I am not giving you any attention)

I really must tell you though, I absolutely adore your gorgeous smile! I think if God created something truly amazing, then its definitely gotta be your smile! I know some people say the same thing about horses and giraffes, but I think your smile exceeds anything else!

You are always in my thoughts my dear lover, with every fiery red flame of passion within my burning soul which is dark and empty without your gentle caressing touch!
And I am ever so happy that I will not have to have sex with you!

I love you from the bottom of my heart!

Polly

All of a sudden he gets off script now....he must have been promoted, he is no longer in a technical engineer in Helsinki/Scotland, but now with the Military, somewhere Afghanistan....strange how that happened, but I won't mention it now

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Aug 21 um 9:35 PM

well Me and the military men went on patrol at a place called Khugiani and Malistan and we came across some terrorist under the Rock where they were hiding and we captured some of them and some of them also escaped.We discovered so many things inside that Rock and huge sum of money which they use to import weapons into the country . And we have send some of this things to the Government.And the Government Congratulated and compensated us with the sum of $20 Million Dollars.And I have $4.7Million Dollars here as part of my share.Honey this is a secrete because we must not let the United State Government to know anything about this.Honey you know I love you and I Trust you so much,that is why I am telling you all this.Honey what I want you to do for me is that,

I want you to help me to receive the fund and keep it.So that when i will be in your country to pay you a visit you can bring it for us to deposit into bank because we are going to use it in Good business Investment my love . If you wish to make use of some of the money,then you can.Honey you know that we cant get access to bank here to transfer the money because very working place here is down And the money is inside a suitcase box.And the only way the money can get to you is through Delivery.I have contact the UN Diplomatic service for the delivery of the suitcase to you.Honey you are my only Hope for this issue.Please advice me.

22 August um 3:07 PM

Hello my Captain,

how nice to hear from you again, and WOW, I am so proud of you!
You have captured terrorists and you were rewarded? Oh wow, that is awesome!
Baby, and they really gave you that much money?
That is incredible!
But I am afraid I can't advice you, I don't know that much about money or investments, so why don't you just put in your bank account and look for a consultant?
When will you get out of there?
I want to see you!

Hugs and kisses
Polly

Not quite a Newb Joined: 15 Nov 2009 Posts: 46

Hey - I'm just returning to Eater after a wee bit of a break and have been reading through a ton of the romance baits.

I've read through the Femmy bait (omg, too great!), Kevin the idiot and most of the others from the last few months or so.

I'm hoping it's ok that I've jumped on this git too? I've got a couple of standard WU baits going nowhere at the mo, and I'm looking for another pet!

If you'd rather I kept off, that's cool, just let me know.

Btw - loving your child hater routine! That should knock him for 6 as he'll need to come up with something else to tug at the heart strings! Hehehehe!!!

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2014 7:05 am

I really like it when they just copy scripts and not understand a word they're sending. Hopefully it warns off real victims.

I like what you're doing especially wrapping it up with lovey-dovey parts. He's going to copy and paste that to someone and they're going to be WTH? Laughing

I do child hater and don't believe in God, so "please don't talk about either, unless you want me to say goodbye". It's fun as they have nothing to "guilt" you with. (our son, our daughter -nope! I am a good Christian, I can't lie to you!, can't use that either.)

Welcome back Echo!

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2014 12:28 pm

Echo wrote:

Hey - I'm just returning to Eater after a wee bit of a break and have been reading through a ton of the romance baits.

I've read through the Femmy bait (omg, too great!), Kevin the idiot and most of the others from the last few months or so.

I'm hoping it's ok that I've jumped on this git too? I've got a couple of standard WU baits going nowhere at the mo, and I'm looking for another pet!

If you'd rather I kept off, that's cool, just let me know.

Btw - loving your child hater routine! That should knock him for 6 as he'll need to come up with something else to tug at the heart strings! Hehehehe!!!

You're more than welcome Cool

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2014 12:42 pm

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23 August um 11:33 AM

Well My Heart Thank you so much for your mail am so much Happy to hear from you My Heart i love you so much baby i want you to know that i will be with you as soon as you secure the fund in your country My Heart wish we are going to use for the business investment in your country which i will send the security key code for you to open it and send me money from their to obtain my flight ticket .... because i know you are woman' i am the one that need to take care of you.

All i want is for you to contact the security company to enable them glance on your information and go ahead to deliver the Suitcase to your country. Honey i swear with my life" i want you in my life and i can't withstand my self .the fact with you' it brought out the dead feeling in me. The feeling i have never feel for some years now. i can't wait to be your happiness and last man standing. Love our expectation can come to pass as soon as you have this treasure in your custody

because i wont wast time to fly down to your country to have your hand in marriage also for the profitable investment for our future and future of our kids. what do you think honey? Honey i need to hear from you to know my faith and my stand' i want to come to you to have my safety life and grow old with you rest of my life in happiness and love" i am in danger zone and can't continue like this" is not life to live, i want to open your heart and help me to contact the security company and pressure them to deliver the consignment box to your door you to enable me plan my trip.also bellow is the contact of the Global security and safety company

Name: Dr. Scammer
Position: Operation Officer
Email: [email protected]
Tell: +233xxxxxxxxxx27

God Bless you My Angel and be safe,

23 August um 3:31 PM

Hi honey,

I love and miss you, thank you for your message!
I will contact that person, although I do not really know what that could be good for....why don't you just wire the money into your account?
Never mind, let's see what he will have to say!
But, Baby, what the hell are you talking about when you mention "the future of our kids"?
Have you already completely forgotten that there won't be any SEX in our marriage?
And have you also forgotten that I HATE kids?
So, Darling, should you really want kids, I am not the right woman for you.

Please make up your mind, do you want to continue the relationship with me?

I love you, Baby!!
Yours forever

Polly

and a quick shot at the delivery company
23 August um 3:33 PM

Dear Sir/Madam,

my husband-to-be, Captain Jim Movia asked me to contact you.
What is this about?

Kind regards

Mrs Polly

Quote:

24 August um 7:37 AM

ATTENTION: MRS.POLLY MOVIA,

WE THE MANAGEMENT OF GLOBAL SECURITY & SAFETY COMPANY ACCRA GHANA THIS IS TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF YOUR MAIL WELL RECEIVE AND NOTED,WE WISHES TO CONFIRM THE DEPOSIT OF ONE SUITCASE THAT WAS DEPOSITED BY CAPT JIM OVIA U.S. AND INSTRUCTION WHERE GIVEN TO US TO DELIVER THE SUITCASE TO YOU,PLEASE FORWARD US THE BELOW INFORMATION TO ENABLE THE DIPOLAMT GET THE SUITCASE TO YOUR COUNTRY DOORSTEP,

YOUR FULL NAME........
YOUR DIRECT TELEPHONE NUMBER..........
YOUR FULL HOUSE ADDRESS...............
YOUR AGE.....................
NEAREST AIRPORT..............
COUNTRY & CITY...............
OCUPATION.............
AM WAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU,
YOURS SINCERELY
DOUGLAS

24 August um 2:49 PM
Dear Mr Lad

below please find the requested informations:

YOUR FULL NAME........Polly Movia
YOUR DIRECT TELEPHONE NUMBER.......... 0049xxxxxxxxxxx83
YOUR FULL HOUSE ADDRESS...............Marienstr. 10, 45575 Castrop-Rauxel
YOUR AGE..................... is none of your business!!!!!!
NEAREST AIRPORT..............Düsseldorf
COUNTRY & CITY...............Castrop-Rauxel, Germany
OCUPATION............. is none of your business!!!!!

Kind regards
Mrs Polly

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24 August um 7:29 AM

Okay My Heart I understand you My Lovely wife if you don't want kids no problem okay I love you so so much My Heart please make sure you follow up with the security and safety company so that they will deliver the fund to you My Heart I miss you so Much My Heart, i will be with you my heart as soon as you receive the fund My Lovely wife i love you so much Honey kiss huggg

24 August um 3:00 PM

Hey Jim,

I don't have much time to write today, I have a horrible migraine!
I have written to the Security company, and I will do all I can to help you transfer the funds, but now I have to take some painkillers and gulp them down with a Jägermeister, my head is pounding like crazy!
I love you, my Darling!!

Yours, Polly

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2014 12:51 pm

There seems to me a male victim in the game, and the lad does not pay attention
Cool

Quote:

douglas
An Polly
24 August um 3:41 PM

Dear Wolfgang Jäger,

We acknowledge the receipt of your mail and your details information well received and noted and we are now working on the Delivering we will get back to you as soon as possible,
Best Regards,
Douglas

Quote:

24 August um 3:25 PM

Okay My Heart I love you so much Baby please take good care of your self My Heart i love you so much please make sure you always a lot of water Okay i love you baby please always make sure you follow up with the security company and do what ever they ask you to do My Heart,

Darling One week without you is like one moment without air, like one day without food and a week without water.one week without you is like a month without sunshine or shelter.one week without your voice is like a year absent the sound of music, or of birds, or of rain and thunder.

One week without your comfort is a week without sleep, for my heart knows no rest, and my nights give no peace.one week without your love, and my days are empty of beauty; though I see about me everywhere others whom are called beautiful, none of them compare with your visage as I gaze at your photo.

One week without speaking with you is like years alone in the wilderness or a deserted island; though I may talk with people on the streets, my soul has no communion.one week without you is like a year in a prison; though I may come and go as I please, my soul knows no freedom.one week without you in my life is like no life at all!

I love you forever,

Quote:

douglas
An Polly
Aug 24 um 5:55 PM

Attention: Mrs.Polly Movia

The supervision of airport customs authority interference, after which I have the right to move out with the Suitcase without any further investigation on the Suitcase from the concerned authorities. I here by apply for your quick cooperation with the clearance payment; I have just concluded and confirmed the accurate clearance / handling charges of your Suitcase from the custom authority. on the follows:
1) PROCESSING AND HANDLING CHARGES ONLY Sad

I.E)
CUSTOMS SHIPMENT COST / CLEARANCE CHARGES =€ 350 Euro
2) TRANSHIPMENT INCLUDING INTER AIRPORT REMOVALS (I.E)
LOGISTIC AND AIRPORT SHUTTLE TRANSPORT SERVICE CHARGES = € 200 Euro
3) CHARGES FOR Suitcase CLEARED AT France Paris (I.E)
DIPLOMAT SERVICE (D.S)
VALUE TAX ADDED ONLY = € 210
Total Amount = € 760 Dollar (Seven Hundred and Sixty Dollar)
Go ahead with the payment and get back to me as soon as possible, you are required to make the payment by Money Gram or western union money transfer on the information as stated below:
Receivers Name: FRANK C. MULE
Address. Accra Ghana,
Amount: €760 Euro
Question: Ok
Answer: Ok
Be informed that under the DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITIES AND PRIVILEGES ACT, Any accredited diplomat is immune from search, arrest, be it for criminal or civil prosecution, and this immunity extends to his person, luggage’s, house, property and client.
I have concluded the entire protocol with the customs authority to deliver the Suitcase to you in Germany.only waiting for your quick action regards to the clearance / handling charges payment from the airport as demanded by the customs authority, after which I shall immediately take my leave to Germany to deliver your Suitcase to you.
As soon as you make the payment, forward the payment slip to me so that I will pickup the money and pay to the custom authority to claim your Suitcase and take the next flight to Germany to deliver the Suitcase to you.
Thanks
Mr.Douglas
My phone number is: +23xxxxxxx27

25 August um 9:43 AM

Dear Mr Douglas,

Thank you for your message. May I please ask you to issue a formal invoice, because I can claim the VAT back, as this is an international transaction.
Please be also avdised that I handle my payments through bank transfer only, that is why I will of course not use any of these instant cash places.

Kind regards
Polly

Quote:

douglas
An Polly
25 August um 5:15 PM

Dear Mrs Polly Movia
we Acknowledge the Receipt of your mail well received and noted here is your request go through it and get back to us with the payment details and we write to let you know that we only given out Account when our client is paying Big money,so you are advice to go western union or money gram and made the payment immediately so that we will proceed with the delivering,
Let me know as soon as you made the payment,
yours in Service,

An douglas
25 August um 11:02 PM

Dear Mr Lad,

excuse me, but which part exactly of "I handle all my payments through bank transfer only" did you NOT understand?
I will like to explain it to you, but I am afraid I can't understand it for you.

Your payment proposal is TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE! I will NOT use any of these services, because they have a very bad reputation, and that is for a reason.

All serious businesses proceed payments through bank transfers, and if you refuse to do so, I have good reason to assume that you are not serious.

Kind regards
Mrs Polly Movia

Quote:

An Polly
25 August um 5:47 PM

Darling My Lovely Wife,
I want to tell you that the love I have for you is undying. It is a love that is strong and enduring and will stand the test of time. I truly feel blessed that you have become a part of my life and I cannot wait for the day that we can join our lives together. I want to lie next to you at night and fall asleep in your arms, only to wake to your beautiful smile. I want to share in your joys and sorrows. I want to be your everything. You are everything to me.

You are everything I do. You see and bring out the best in me. You are the one I want to share everything with - my thoughts, hopes and dreams. Thinking of you makes my heart feel full. You are such a source of inspiration for me. I will forever be indebted to you for all you have brought to my life. So, to repay you, I promise you my heart and all the love in it for the rest of my life....

Love always,

Jim

25 August um 11:15 PM

Good evening my sweet and sexy man!

Oh my, thank you for your sweet and romantic words, you make me feel so comfortable and safe! I will always remember the day we met, as probably the happiest day in my whole lifetime!
I miss you so much, and I can hardly wait to see you!
When will that happen?
Listen, Jimmy Darling, there is some trouble with the courier service you have chosen. That guy really seems to be an incredibly imbecile idiot, imagine, he really expects me to make a payment for some fees by one of these highly suspicious, money laundering instant cash services!
Can you please rearrange the delivery and hand the shipment it over to a serious, competent company like DHL or UPS?
I really have no time to waste with idiots like that!

I love you, Baby.....how was your day?

Hugs and Kisses
Yours forever, Polly

and OINK OINK Cool

Quote:

An Polly
26 August um 11:51 AM

Dear Mrs Polly Movie
we write to let you know that we understand your mail and to ensure you that all payments we go through bank transfer only, and here is the account you requested to make the payment, please your advice to forward me the payment receipt as soon as you make the payment, stay Bless

A\C No.. 20xxxxxxx1
SWIFT CODE...ADNTGHAC
ACCOUNT NAME..PATRICIA MULE
BANK NAME: AGRICULTURAL DEVELOPMENT BANK.. TESHIE BRANCH, ACCRA GHANA
wait to here from you,
Douglas

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2014 1:04 pm

An douglas
26 August um 10:33 PM

Dear Mr Lad,

many thanks for the information, I highly appreciate that.
I will take care of making the payment as soon as I find the time.

Kind regards
Mrs Polly Movie

Quote:

An Polly
26 August um 5:57 PM

Darling Thank you so much for your mail Honey i really miss you so much My Heart,

Darling promise you I will always love you. My heart is yours, I will never break your heart. I'll be right beside you as we chase our dreams together, Darling I know I don't have to ask God for anything because as long I have you in my life I have everything I could ever want. All I want to do is spend the rest of my life making you as happy as you have made me.

I miss you, I really do My Heart, please you must follow any instructions the company give to you so that they will get the fund to you immediately without any further delay my Heart i can't wait to be with you My Lovely wife, please you are going to send me money from the suitcase as soon as you receive the fund so that i will get my flight ticket and be with you My Heart i love you baby i can't wait to be with you hold you on my Arms Honey,

Please follow up with them and make sure they get the suitcase to you immediately okay i will be waiting to hear a good news from you My Heart,

am going back to work now i will email you latter My Heart take good care of your self for me My Heart,

An Captjim
26 August um 10:43 PM

Sweet, sexy Jim ,

I know that you'll believe me when I say: You are a foreign holiday. You make me feel like every day is precious. I want to take you away from all this and whisk you away to a sun-drenched isle. And when we reach our destination - I shall feed you your favorite food. How I love your eyes - they twinkle like diamonds. I feel a warm glow whenever I am near you. I shall peel you some grapes. I yearn to look into those gorgeous eyes of yours.

I guess I had a little to much Jägermeister, I am so sleepy now, and I miss you so much!
I will take care of that bank stuff as soon as I find the time, and I will take all the care in the world for that delivery!

I love you, Baby!!

Yours, Polly

Quote:

douglas
An Polly
Aug 27 um 4:16 PM

Dear Mrs. Polly,
We acknowledge your mail forward the payment receipt as soon as the payment is done,
Best Regards
Douglas Williams

An douglas
29 August um 9:53 PM

Dear Mr Lad,

sorry for the delay, but certain personal circumstances kept me from sending the receipt.
Attached, please find the slip.

Kind regards

Mrs Polly Movia

Lad receives a PDF junk file

Quote:

An Polly
Aug 28 um 3:22 PM

Good Morning My Heart How are you doing my love,Darling i really I'm missing you so much with tears My Heart you've been on my mind all day and night. I awoke hurriedly this morning when the alarm went off, rolled over quickly to hold you back, and you weren't there - oh! My heart fell to pieces here!

baby you are my happiness, Dear, and my adorable darling.oh sorry i have not write you since my heart i was busy with work My Heart i miss you so much My Heart,

Darling please am waiting to hear good news from you, have you conclude with the Global Security and safety company please keep me update so that i will know when you get the fund okay like i said before you will take money from the package and send to me to apply for my Flight Ticket honey,i can't wait to be with you my heart i love you so so much baby miss you a lot my heart,
Jim

An Captjim
29 August um 9:59 PM

Oh Baby,

sorry for my late reply, but my internet was down, I needed a new router!
Now I am back online again, and I can answer your mail.
Sweetness, I have paid the fees, now it's all up to your security service to make things happen!
Darling, I am so excited to have you with me soonest!
How are you doing, how is your job? Where are you right now?

Oh Baby....I love you so much!!

Yours, Polly

Oh, there is a problem with the slip?? Hm.....

Quote:

douglas
An Polly
30 August um 9:15 AM

DEAR MRS.POLLY MOVIA,
PLEASE CAN YOU FOUND A WAY REATTACH THE PAYMENT RECEIPT AND SEND IT BACK TO US THE ATTACHMENT CAN'T BE OPEN HERE, PLEASE GO NOW AND REATTACH IT AND SEND IT TO US IMMEDIATELY, VERY URGENT,
DOUGLAS

Quote:

douglas
An Polly
30 August um 10:16 AM

DEAR MRS.POLLY MOVIA,
PLEASE CAN YOU FOUND A WAY REATTACH THE PAYMENT RECEIPT AND SEND IT BACK TO US THE ATTACHMENT CAN'T BE OPEN HERE, PLEASE GO NOW AND REATTACH IT AND SEND IT TO US IMMEDIATELY, VERY URGENT,
DOUGLAS

An douglas
30 August um 1:02 PM

Dear Mr Lad,

I have re-attached the slip, I have checked the file, it works fine.
Maybe you need to upgrade your Acrobat Reader.

Have a great weekend!

Kind regards
Mrs Polly Movia

Quote:

30 August um 12:58 PM

Darling Thank you so much for your mail Honey i was feeling raiment about you why you have not write me since my Heart, well good to hear from you My Heart I love you so much Honey miss you a lot baby,

Darling please you must follow up with Douglas and do what ever he may ask you to do so that he will get everything done very fast My Heart, i love you so much baby i miss you a lot those beautiful eyes of yours shine every time you look at me, or our eyes meet. It electrifies me - my whole being.

I wrote this letter to you from my heart. From mine to yours. I love you, Honey - forever i miss you i can't wait to be with you sleep on your lovely arms honey you are my life my joy my happiness my everything, when I looked into your eyes, it was like fireworks in the skies. I'm missing you,honey i love you so much baby Kiss hug

Jim

An Captjim
30 August um 1:09 PM

Hello my sweet Jim,

what do you mean, I didn't write?
I wrote you yesterday morning and told you that my internet was down, but it works fine again.
Listen, Darling, there is nothing more I can do, I have transferred the money, and I have sent the slip to Mr Williams. He has sent me a message this morning, he seemed to have problems opening the file, and he asked me to re-attach it, which I did.
It is not my fault when this guy is too stupid to handle his computer! Maybe he just needs to upgrade his software, but I can't do that for him!
How are you doing, and where are you?
Honey, I miss you so much!

Kisses and hugs
Yours, Polly

The courier service is still having problems...... strange!

Quote:

douglas
An Polly
30 August um 1:39 PM

Please madam we can't open the Attachment here please Use JPJ not PDF,go and attach the file to JPJ and send it, please you have to act very fast this is very Urgent,

An douglas
30 August um 11:19 PM

Dear Mr Lad,

how am I supposed to do that?
I cannot just turn a PDF into a JPG, it is Satuday night, and I don't have a scanner!
I will take care of that first thing Monday morning!
You should really check your computer!
The file is perfect here, something must be wrong at your end!

Kind regards
Mrs Polly Movia

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2014 1:17 pm

Quote:

Captjim
An Polly
30 August um 1:46 PM

Darling am great good to hear from you my lovely heart, please you have to follow his instruction just do the file where it will be easy for him to open okay, this is very simple thing, maybe the file is given him problem to open please re-attach the file for him so that it will be easy for him to open follow his instruction okay, i love you so much My Heart kiss hugg

An Captjim
30 August um 11:36 PM

Good evening Jim, my sweet Baby!

I was just online very briefly, to check for an email from you, my sweetness!
Listen, Jim, I have done everything I had to do to transfer this money.
It is not my fault if that stupid idiot is not able to open an Acrobat Reader file.
And as sure as hell this guy is not giving me instructions....... I am a paying customer, and the customer is the king, right?
I am really angry about this unnecessary delay, and all that just because this guy is not able to handle his computer! The file is perfectly fine, but should it really be inevitable, I will go to a computer shop Monday morning and have it re-scanned, as as JPEG.
How are you, and where are you, Baby? When will you be with me?

Love and miss you!
Polly

Quote:

douglas
An Polly

31 August um 7:40 AM

well i will look forward for it ones is done send it immedaitely,i check the file well here its says the problem is from the sender that i should notifiled to sender,

My husband drops me a line, too...IP check reveals that he is apparently sharing his computer with Douglas Cool

Quote:

Captjim
An Polly
31 August um 8:05 AM

Good Morning My Darling wife how are you doing honey i miss you so much baby i was thinking about you so much honey, Please My Heart Make sure you conclude with Douglas as soon as possible My Heart, i love you so much baby,
Darling i can't wait to be with you my heart kiss you so much honey sleep on your lovely arms honey make love with you baby, Oh My God baby i can't wait to be with you baby
Jim

An Captjim
31. August um 9:24 AM

Good morning my sweet baby love!

Thank you for your massage, I am doing quite well, the thing is that I am lonely, and I want you here with me! I miss you even more!
What are your plans for today, do you have to work?
Sweetheart, I will get back to you later and write you another fiery and long letter, but I need breakfast and a shower first!
I love you!!

Kisses, Polly

Quote:

Captjim
An Polly
Aug 31 um 1:19 PM

Darling just relaxed today having some rest My Heart also thinking about you so much My Heart like i said i can't wait to be with you My Heart,

Baby i really missing you so much that you've been on my mind all day and night.

Darling, I guess my feelings have made their way to you in the form of dreams. baby you are my happiness and my adorable darling.

An Captjim
1 September um 9:08 AM
Good morning Baby,

how are you today, my one and only precious love?
I do not have too much time to write, because I have to go to town and find a computer store where they can change the slip file into a JPEG. As soon as I am back, I will write you a longer mail, and I will send the JPEG to Mr. Douglas.

I love you, Honey!!
Kiss Kiss
Polly

Quote:

douglas
An Polly
1 September um 3:58 PM

Dear Mrs Polly Movia,

Am still waiting for the payment receipt

An douglas
1 September um 6:11 PM

Dear Mr Lad,

sorry for the delay! Attached please find the payment slip as a JPEG file.

Kind regards

Mrs Polly Movia

Lad receives 4,8 MB JPEG junk now Cool

Quote:

Captjim
An Polly
1 September um 9:30 AM

okay my heart i look forward for your mail my heart i love you so much baby kiss hug

Captjim
1 September um 6:27 PM

Hello Jim, my sweet lover!

That was a very short message indeed! How are you doing?
I have completely forgotten to ask you something! You were in Helsinki last, so how on earth does it happen that you are in a war area, with military people?
Are you on a job assignment there, is that not very dangerous?
When will you be back?
Please take good care of yourself, promise me that, Darling!!

I love you
Yours, Polly

The delivery service seems to be kind of pissed

Quote:

douglas
An Polly
2 September um 10:27 AM

Madam you must be so stupid to play this kind of game well i don't blame you

An douglas
2 September um 3:32 PM

Dear Mr Lad,

can you please explain what you mean?
I am honestly irritated now! How dare you to call me stupid?
I regard this as absolutely imprudent, and I will ask my husband to look for another delivery service.

Kind regards

Mrs Polly Movia

Quote:

Captjim
An Polly
2 September um 10:30 AM

Well baby i will always take good care of my self for you okay, i love you so much baby please make sure you do the same for me i love you so much baby miss you a lot Darling kiss

An Captjim
2 September um 3:40 PM

Hello Jim, my sweet love!

Listen, Baby, I am getting very angry here now!
I have received highly irritating note from the courier service, and this man's behaviour is
TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE!
what he wrote to me:

"Madam you must be so stupid to play this kind of game well i don't blame you".

Darling, I beg you to find another delivery company as soon as possible, I do not have the intention to waste my time with idiots like this Mr Wiliams! Just ship it with DHL or UPS, then we deal with professionals who know how to behave themselves accordingly.

I have contacted my bank and cancelled the transfer with immediate effect.

I love you dearly, Jim, so please reorganize the shipment urgently!

Love and miss you!!!

Kiss kiss
Polly

No reply from my husband, but Douglas is really pissed now, so I thought it would be a nice move to inform my husband and send him a nice fake slip, while complaining about the idiotic delivery service Cool

Quote:

douglas
An Polly
3 September um 4:07 AM

Dear Mrs Polly Movie,

is better you ask your husband to look for another delivery service.because i have been in this work for past 20 years i have never ever seen this kind of Game you are playing and please don't ever pretend if you don't know what you are doing because God is watching everyone,
i have a family if you joking please don't ever joke with me okay, you can joke to your stupid husband not me if you try it am going to make you regret your life, Oh My God how can you be so wicked to act such thing, you should have tell your stupid husband the truth that you don't want to help him than to play this kind of stupid games,

you told me that you send money which you never did you just went ahead and sending me stupid files are you mad do you know who you are playing with or do you think you can play with me and go free,please i warned you don't ever ever try such thing again, Good Luck

An capt.jim
3 September um 7:06 AM

Good morning my sweet loving man Jim,

when I just checked my emails I was almost about to explode with anger!
I have forwarded you the email I have received from this completely incompetent delivery boy, and I expect you to take adequate action and tell this imbecile moron off!
Is it my fault if this IDIOT is too stupid to download attachments?
First I have sent him a PDF file, and he got back to me, saying he couldn't open it, and I should re-attach, which I did, but yet he was still unable to open it.
He asked me then to send it as a JPEG, so I had to run to town and find a store where they would convert that file for me, and I did that too, and sent it to him, and he dares to address me like that now?
What an asshole, pardon my French!
Would you believe they gave me a defective file in that store?
I had to pay 5 € for that conversion!
Listen, Jim, are you sure that this boneheaded wally is the right contact for our business?
I do have my doubts, to be honest!
I have attached the JPEG file for you to view, please download it and have a look at it, and please confirm that you are able to view the attachment! I have downsized it slightly, because with more than 4 MB the file was probably too huge.
In case you can open and view it, I will get back to him, and then the manure will really hit the fan!

I love you, Baby!

Kiss Kiss
Yours, Polly

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2014 3:22 pm

Worked well, he is SO SORRY, and of course he still loves me

Quote:

Captjim
3 September um 4:25 PM

Darling am so much sorry for what happen i think the man was very angry okay please my love forgive him i have forwarded the payment receipt to him now. please let see what happen next please my love i love you so much baby

An Captjim
3 Septmber um 5:18 PM

Hello Jim, my sweet Baby!

I will see.
For today I am really annoyed up to the max, I will grab a sherry and take a hot bath now, and then I will take a nap, I am so tired and exhausted!
How are you doing, where are you, are you still in Afghanistan?

I love you, Sweatheart!!

Polly

The delivery boy sends a CAPSLOCK apology

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douglas
3 September um 4:48 PM

DEAR MRS.POLLY MOVIA,

AM VERY SORRY FOR THE WAY I TALK TO YOU ON MY LAST MAIL PLEASE FORGIVE ME, YOU KNOW I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU ARE PLAYING WITH ME BECAUSE I DID EVERYTHING TO OPEN THE FILE BUT ALL WAS INVEWN I HAVE BEEN IN THIS COMPANY FOR PAST 20 YEARS I HAVE NEVER EVER EXPERIENCE THIS KIND OF FILE BEFORE I HAVE WORK FOR MANY PEOPLE THE RECEIVED THEIR PACKAGE WE NEVER HEARD ANY PROBLEM THIS IS MY FIRST TIME TO EXPERIENCED SUCH THINGS BECAUSE I DID EVERYTHING TO OPEN THE FILE BUT ALL WAS INVEWN I HAVE BEEN IN THIS COMPANY FOR PAST 20 YEARS I HAVE NEVER EVER EXPERIENCE THIS KIND OF FILE

PLEASE MY GOOD SISTER I BEG YOU IN THE NAME OF GOOD GOD FORGIVE ME, I REALLY HAD SLEEPLESS NIGHT THINKING ABOUT THE WAY I TALK TO YOU WHICH I EXPERIENCED THE WORST HEADACHE,PLEASE FORGIVE ME I JUST RECEIVED THE FILE FROM YOUR HUSBAND JIM, I HAVE EMAILED HIM AND BIG HIM FOR FORGIVENESS, I WILL LET YOU KNOW AS SOON AS WE PICK THE MONEY FOR FURTHER INSTRUCTION OKAY, TAKE CARE AND BE BLESS IN JESUS NAME,AND PLEASE TRY TO PICK MY CALL I HAVE CALL YOU SO MANY TIME BUT YOU NEVER PICK MY CALLS PLEASE PICK YOUR CALLS ANYTIME I CALL YOU OKAY

DOUGLAS

An douglas
3 September um 5:22 PM

Hello Douglas,

just take some pain killer and relax.
I will call my bank tomorrow and tell them to proceed the payment.
For the future please note that I expect you to behave yourself when communicating with me.

Mrs Polly Movie

Not quite a Newb Joined: 15 Nov 2009 Posts: 46

Hahahahaha- wow Douglas was mega pissed with you there! Good work!

Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2014 3:08 am

Perfect, just perfect! Evil Lol

Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2014 7:07 am

Quote:

douglas
An Polly
Sep 3 um 9:17 PM

OKAY MADAM I PROMISE YOU IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN PLEASE TRY TO PICK MY CALLS WHEN I CALL YOU OKAY, PLEASE YOU NEED TO ACT VERY FIRST BECAUSE I NEED TO PICK THE MONEY AND PROCEED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

Quote:

Captjim
An Polly
Sep 3 um 9:26 PM

Darling Thank you so much for your mail My Heart i love you so much Honey really miss you baby i was thinking about you my heart i miss you so much Honey oh My Baby i can't wait to be with you honey to hold you on my arms my lovely wife, please you need some rest my heart,

Darling I want you to know that you are my soul mate, my heart my joy my happiness, my lover, my hero, the person who defends me, my one and only, my confidant, my true love, my heart, my Wife, I love you always and forever.

Polly
an Captjim
4 September um 6:18 AM

Good morning my sweet man Jim,

I had a good night and sweet dreams about you! Thank you for your message, I was very happy to receive it. Where are you now, and how are you doing?
Listen, Baby, I have received an apology from this delivery idiot, and he sort of complained that I did not pick up his calls. Darling, I am not really planning to establish a pen pal relationship with him, and there is absolutely no reason for him to talk to me.
But, Baby, can I have your number? I would so much love to talk to you!

I love you so much!
Have a nice day, kiss kiss !!
Polly

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2014 7:16 am

Too bad...my Baby Jim cannot give me his military phone number, for security reasons Cool

And of course there is still no explanation how it happened that he is no longer on his contract with Nestlé Oil in Helsinki/Scotland. He just must be running 2 scripts

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douglas
An Polly
Sep 4 um 9:33 PM

DEAR MRS.POLLY ,
PLEASE TALK TO YOUR BANK THE MONEY IS NOT IN THE ACCOUNT PLEASE IS VERY URGENT GET BACK TO ME,
DOUGLAS

5 September um 7:51 AM
Dear Mr Williams,

I am sorry to hear that. I will call my bank later to find out what is going on.

Kind regards
Mrs Polly

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Captjim
An Polly
Sep 4 um 11:41 AM

Darling we only use military phone facility it was decode by Military purpose is only used by Military soldiers here in Afghanistan we don't give it out or call out for security Reasons, i will call you only when i am out of Military network My Heart i love you so much i really miss you baby, i can't wait to be with you My Heart kiss,am happy that Douglas apology you please my heart let me know as soon as you conclude with him okay i miss you baby, please i sent you the picture so that you will understand it better,

i hope Douglas will pick the money up by now to proceed with the delivering, i love you so much baby i will be waiting to hear from you my heart take good care of your self for me my heart kiss huggg

An Captjim
5 September um 7:59 AM

Good morning my sweet love Jim!

Oh, that is really very sad that I cannot call you on that military landline, but I understand of course.
Don't you have a cell phone? Or someone who is with you? These days everybody has a <-----Internet connection lost. There will be silence for 2 or 3 days now

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2014 9:07 pm

MG wrote

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These days everybody has a <-----Internet connection lost. There will be silence for 2 or 3 days now

Thanks for showing me a great way to go silent for a few days. I learn so much by reading posts. Very Happy

Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2014 12:32 pm

He didn't even realize that my message was interrupted; that shows they hardly ever read what one writes to them, or it is simply too much multitasking for him to operate 2 scripts and 2 mail accounts Cool

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Captjim
Sep 5 um 10:44 AM

Okay My Darling Thank you so much for your mail Honey i love you baby, have you concluded with Douglas i hope he receive the money please time is not in our side conclude with him very fast so that he will proceed with the suitcase immediately please do everything possible to ensure he receive the money very fast,

Darling i want you to know how much i love you honey i miss you so much i can't wait to be with you baby, you have brought out a part in me that I put away a long time ago and thought I'd never be able to find again. You make everything so simple and easy for me to let go and with you in my life I don't need to hide that part of me anymore. What you make me feel for you is nothing short of the ultimate happiness. You are in my thoughts, my dreams, my desires, but most of all my heart!

You are my babygirl, my sweetheart, my queen, and most of all my future wife! I love you now and always, today, tomorrow, and forever!kiss hug

Jim

An Captjim
6 September um 1:26 PM

Hello my sweet man Jim, greatest love of all!

I am so sorry I couldn't finish my last message to you, all of a sudden my internet connection was lost.
I have called my provider and complained, but didn't get back online before half an hour ago.
Oh Jim, I miss you so much!
How are you doing, is everything all right?
What do you mean when you ask me whether I have concluded with Douglas?
It's up to him to deliver now, and I don't have anymore business with him as far as i am concerned.
I hope the shipment will arrive soonest, so that you can pack up your stuff and leave Afghanistan, because that place is probably not very safe for Americans these days!
Have you already booked your flight?

I love and miss you!!
Kisses all over your body (well...almost all over.....)

Your wife Polly

Douglas is trying to build up some pressure

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douglas
An Polly
Sep 5 um 10:35 AM

Dear Mrs Polly,
have you consult your bank please you need to act fast i don't know why everything is delaying this is why i told you to send the money Through Western Union Or money gram for easy picking,please do as fast as possible or you can send the money through western Union or money gram for easy picking if so please let me know so that i will give you western Union details you will use and send the money okay, stay bless waiting to hear from you,
Douglas

Polly
An douglas
6 September um 1:39 PM

Dear Mr Douglas,

you begin to strain my patience. It is weekend, and my bank is closed. I have to work a morning shift on Monday, so I am afraid I can't do anything before late Monday afternoon.
Is this the first international transaction that you operate?
How long does it normally take until you receive bank transfers?
As I have already sent the transfer, I will of course not pay the same amount again via Western Union or Moneygram, why would i do that? And I clearly do not understand why you bring this subject up again,
I have already told you that I do not use any of these services!

Please stop bugging me and make sure that you take care of this business at your end.

Mrs Polly

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 12:00 pm

The delivery service is still nagging Cool

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douglas
An Polly
Sep 8 um 1:12 PM

Madam we look forward for the payment let me know as soon as you conclud with your bank, please send me the payment receipt after which you have send the money and also forward a copy to your husband Jim, Stay Bless,
Douglas

An douglas
9 September um 1:03 PM

Dear Mr Douglas,

the bank is unfortunately not able to say when the money will arrive in your account. All they can confirm is that is has been deducted from my account and is on the way, so please be patient and wait until it will show up in the recipient's account.

Kind regards

Mrs Polly

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Captjim
an Polly
9 September um 10:30 AM

Hi My Darling how are you doing my love sorry i have never replyed your mail since please don't be sad i was busy with the boys inside the camp we just finish, so what is the news now my heart have you concluded with Douglas, please get back to me my Heart as soon as you read this mail My Lovely wife i miss you so much honey,kiss you now baby,

An capt.jim
9 September um 1:13 PM

Hi my strong and brave Captain,

well.....I was actually very angry because you have not replied to my mail, but I think I will be willing to forgive you one more time.
What do you mean when asking whether I have concluded with Douglas?
What on earth would I have to conclude with that idiotic moron?
I have transferred the money, and I have sent the receipt, so what else do you expect me to do?

Love and miss you

Polly

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:53 pm

Another message from Douglas....oops... has there been something happening to his mule account? Sounds like sweet music to my ears......
Cool

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an Polly
9 September um 2:13 PM

My Dear Tell your bank to stop the transfer is no more needed through account, because we don't want anything to happen to your money okay just go to western Union Or Money Gram and send the money to make it very easy okay,everything is now delaying,here is the information for the western Union,

Name: FRANK MULE
Address: ACCRA GHANA
Question: OK
Answer: OK

let me know as soon as you send the money

Dear Douglas,

I am afraid I do not understand what you are talking about.
I cannot stop the bank transfer.
Once the money is out of my account, there is no way to stop the transaction.
Is there any problem?
The money should be in the recipient's account within the next 3-4 days.

Kind regards

Mrs Polly Movie

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 3:36 pm

Now news from my beloved Captain Jim, so it's time for a gentle poke

capt.jim
11 September um 5:34 PM

Dearest Jim,

I haven't heard back from you, what is going on?
Are you doing all right? Did anything happen, have you been injured?

I am so worried!

Yours forever and ever

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 5:26 pm

There he goes again, my Captain from Helsinki/Scotland

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Captjim
11 September um 7:11 PM

Darling Thank you so much for your mail Honey am fine, i was so much busy inside the camp My Heart I love you so much Baby i hope you are also fine my love,

To Be Honest with you My Heart i don't know why everything is delaying i just got mail from Douglas that he ask you to make the payment through western Union For easy picking,Darling please follow Douglas Instructions so that he will serve you better and get the Fund to you My Love is his work he knows the best Okay, please do just as he instructed you My Love i will be waiting to hear good news from you My Heart,

Darling i want you to know that one week without you is like one moment without air, like one day without food and a week without water.one week without you is like a month without sunshine or shelter.

one week without your voice is like a year absent the sound of music, or of birds, or of rain and thunder.one week without your comfort is a week without sleep, for my heart knows no rest, and my nights give no peace.one week without your love, and my days are empty of beauty; though I see about me everywhere others whom are called beautiful, none of them compare with your visage as I gaze at your photo.

One week without speaking with you is like years alone in the wilderness or a deserted island; though I may talk with people on the streets, my soul has no communion.one week without you is like a year in a prison; though I may come and go as I please, my soul knows no freedom.one week without you in my life is like no life at all!

I love you forever,

Jim

blah blah blah....so does he expect me to call the bank payment back? Hm.......then there will be forms to be filled out, but not today.....

Captjim
11 September um 7:25 PM

My dearest love Jim,

oh, what a relief to hear that you are doing all right! I was kind of concerned, I couldn't even really enjoy all the nice and funky high heel shoes I bought today when I was in town after work!
Where exactly in Afghanistan are you now, is it Kabul? Do you have appropriate accommodation there, and is the food all right?
Baby....can I share a secret with you?
I am missing you so badly, and my fantasy is running wild when I think about you.......so don't get me wrong here, but have you ever considered to wear a Lady's underwear?
Geez....I would so much love to see you in black velvet or red satin...... just a panty and a bra, of course with your military boots and your gun!
Can you do that for me?
Just putting it on and send me a picture?
Oh Jim, my sweet man, you drive me crazy, and I love and miss you!

What is this that you were talking to Douglas about? Are we not through yet with that stupid moron? I have transferred the money through my bank, so why on earth would I do that a second time?

Love you, kiss kiss!

Yours forever
Victim

Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2014 11:26 pm

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douglas
An Victim
Sep 13 um 10:09 AM
Madam we are still looking forward for the money

Yep... and that's EXACTLY what it will be like for the next two or three weeks, idiot!
Well.....better "idiots", because they are mailing from the same IP....a classic case of split identity Cool

, so I copy my husband in and ask him to take care of that.....

An
douglas + capt.jim
16 September um 1:25 AM

Dearest Jim,

I have copied you in to my answer.
Can you please clarify what this imbecile moron is talking about?
The money is out of my account for more than 4 days now.....is he trying to cheat on us?
Why did I not hear anything from you?
I love and miss you badly......please get back to me urgently, and please, would you mind taking over the correspondence with that idiot?
I just cannot take that any longer!

I love you

Victim

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:40 am

Douglas is getting angry again......nice! He must have been at the bank, and there must have been some embarrassment.

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douglas
Sep 16 um 10:57 AM

Dear.Mrs Polly Movie,
i don't understand your mail did you called me Idiot, i need answer for this, listen to me i think you don't know what you are doing we have check the account no money even yesterday i was with the bank Manager we check and check no money, the payment receipt you sent to me was wrong i have told you go to your bank and ask them to stop the money, because we don't understand this kind of Game i have been in this business for past 30 years now i have never experience this kind of joke, please stop delaying this transaction you know what you are doing, first you told me that you called your bank to stop the money i don't understand your game, i will be waiting to hear from you stay bless,
Douglas

douglas
18 September um 10:33 AM
Dear Mr Douglas,

I want to clarify something here first.
I did not call you an idiot.
I have sent a message to my husband, and I regard our prenuptial correspondences as confidential of course! I have mentioned toward my husband that I regard you as an "imbecile moron", and of course he was not supposed to let you know that I said that.
So, please note that I didn't say anything like "idiot".

I have no idea what could have gone wrong with the payment. I will have to go to my bank and talk to my account manager.

Have a great day

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Captjim
Sep 16 um 11:27 AM

Darling How are you doing My Love sorry for the late response i was on patrol with the boys i just came back now and see your mail my love,

I miss you so much. I want you to hold me so much. When time allows, and we can be together the way we want to, I'll hold on as if it was my last mission. I miss you so much,

I wanna' run away with you far away so no hurt would taint us. I miss you, my love, and want nothing more than to be in your arms until you kiss my problems away.

Darling i got mail from Douglas he said he never receive the money the bank is saying no money in the account and you are advice to go bank to your bank and ask them to stop the transfer and send it through the western Union or Money gram,ow and please my heart you have to follow Douglas instruction please i don't know why everything is delaying please you must act very fast and follow his instruction, this is his job and he know the best please please please my heart,

An
Captjim
18 September um 10:40 AM
Dearest Baby love,

I have received a message from Douglas, and I have answered him already.
I will have to find out what might have gone wrong with the payment.
Listen, my love, please do me a big favor in the future! When I mention something to you about Douglas in our letters, please keep it to yourself and don't let him know! Why did you tell him I called him an idiot?
That was confidential, just between you and me!
And I didn't say "idiot", I said "imbecile moron", because that hits the spot way better.

Jim, I love you madly, and I miss you like crazy! Where are you now, have you already gone back to Helsinki/Scotland, or are you still in Afghanistan? I am so worried about not knowing where you are!
I love you, I love you, I love you!!

Yours forever,

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 11:19 pm

Wow.....and just wow, wow, wow..... sounds just to good to be true....there have been some phone calls which I will still have to edit...I will post them sometime over the weekend

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douglas
Sep 19 um 4:34 PM
Dear Mrs. Movia

Patricia was arrested today because of the money she said the money is not on her account and the police is on the investigation to know what happen why that money is not on the patricia account,i must see the root of this,

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 11:32 pm

Just remember, lads lie!