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Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2014 4:55 am

This bait started off as a silly yahoo IM romance that seemed like it would fizzle immediately but it's been going on for a while and get progressively funnier as the lad turns from bot-like bimbo to full on greedy-ladette.

Getting to know each other: Lad only thinks about money. Chemist is a male chauvinist extraordinaire.

20 Jul 19:48
Mad Chemist: Smile

20 Jul 19:48
Ms LAD:hello
20 Jul 19:50
Mad Chemist:Hi
20 Jul 19:50
Mad Chemist:Are you in Nigeria?
20 Jul 19:52
Mad Chemist:?
20 Jul 19:52
Ms LAD:yes am still in nigeria
20 Jul 19:52
Ms LAD:<ding>
20 Jul 19:53
Mad Chemist:In the south, yes?
20 Jul 19:53
Ms LAD:no west african
20 Jul 19:53
Mad Chemist:I mean, are you in southern Nigeria?
20 Jul 19:54
Mad Chemist:I have never been to any of the coastal cities.
20 Jul 19:54
Ms LAD:yes
20 Jul 19:54
Ms LAD:what about you
20 Jul 19:55
Mad Chemist:I am in Bahrain.
20 Jul 19:56
Mad Chemist:It is near Qatar and Saudi Arabia.
20 Jul 19:56
Ms LAD:okay am janet
20 Jul 19:56
Ms LAD:how old are you
20 Jul 19:56
Mad Chemist:I am Chemist Smile

20 Jul 19:56
Mad Chemist:33
20 Jul 19:57
Ms LAD:okay am 28
20 Jul 19:57
Ms LAD:whay did you do for a living?
20 Jul 19:57
Mad Chemist:I am a chemist.
20 Jul 19:58
Mad Chemist:What about you? What do you do?

IM 20 Jul 20:26

20 Jul 20:00
Ms LAD:okay am in nigeria looking for work ..........i study a nures work in nigeria so i graduate in the last 3month in one of the best hospital in nigeria
20 Jul 20:01
Mad Chemist:That is wonderful.
20 Jul 20:01
Mad Chemist:Where in Nigeria?
20 Jul 20:02
Ms LAD:in westly obafemi awolowo hospital in nigeria
20 Jul 20:04
Mad Chemist:In Osun state? I have never been there. Is it nice?
20 Jul 20:05
Ms LAD:yes you got it how did you know that have you been there before
20 Jul 20:06
Mad Chemist:The organization I work for has an operation in Nigeria. So I have been there before, but never to Osun.
20 Jul 20:07
Ms LAD:really so for how long have you been in nigeria
20 Jul 20:07
Mad Chemist:I only visit there for work.
20 Jul 20:08
Mad Chemist:Last time I was there was over a year ago.
20 Jul 20:08
Ms LAD:okay
20 Jul 20:08
Mad Chemist:Most of the time I am here in Bahrain.
20 Jul 20:08
Ms LAD:so what did you think i can do for you now
20 Jul 20:08
Mad Chemist:What do you mean?
20 Jul 20:10
Ms LAD:i mean what are you here for cos am here looking for good relatioship with a good and responsible man that will lead me to marriage
20 Jul 20:10
Mad Chemist:Me too. I do not know anyone in Bahrain. I am always travelling. And I am working more with our operation in Nigeria these days. I am going back in about a month for three weeks.
20 Jul 20:11
Mad Chemist:I want to find a good woman to be my wife who will want to live in Bahrain. I have a very nice life here but am alone.
20 Jul 20:14
Ms LAD:okay if you are ready i will mary you and am ready to live in bahrian
20 Jul 20:14
Mad Chemist:Can I meet you when I come to Nigeria?
20 Jul 20:15
Mad Chemist:I would like to meet your family and also show you my work so you can know me better
20 Jul 20:15
Ms LAD:yes we can meet but where are you coming in nigeria
20 Jul 20:16
Mad Chemist:My work is north of you. Maiduguri and Kano mostly. But I can come to where you are.
20 Jul 20:19
Ms LAD:okay i will like to ask you a question
20 Jul 20:19
Ms LAD:<ding>
20 Jul 20:23
Mad Chemist:sure
20 Jul 20:23
Mad Chemist:go ahead
20 Jul 20:24
Mad Chemist: Smile

20 Jul 20:25
Ms LAD:when you get to kano or maiduguri let me know
20 Jul 20:25
Mad Chemist:Ok. I am going to Maiduguri this time. Not sure if I will go to Kano yet. Depends on if they need anything from me.
20 Jul 20:26
Ms LAD:but you are going to give me transport money so i will come and meet you

IM 20 Jul 20:41

20 Jul 20:26
Mad Chemist:Of course.
20 Jul 20:27
Mad Chemist:I do not believe in women paying for things. I am a good man.
20 Jul 20:27
Mad Chemist:Have you been to Borno State before?
20 Jul 20:28
Ms LAD:People who fall in love are caught in all it's glory and beauty. The thrill of a kiss can send one's soul flying into the clouds. But when we are afraid, or doubtful of the amount of trust we have with our beloved, the once beautiful love will fade away into oblivion just because of money or financial things
20 Jul 20:29
Ms LAD:All you should do is to just give me a chance and and see what happens.. i want you to know that money is not everything in this life and there no amount of money or wealth that can buy the true-love and the true-feelings. and i think a well strong relationship must be built on trust and we should believe eachother and both hope for the best in time. and lets never allow any doubt
20 Jul 20:29
Mad Chemist:I'm lucky I am paid very well then. Smile

Seriously, I do not worry about money. Also, I really do not like it when men are not man enough to support their women. I was raised in a religious home.
20 Jul 20:30
Ms LAD:really
20 Jul 20:30
Mad Chemist:Yes
20 Jul 20:31
Mad Chemist:My parents raised me to take care of my wife if I am lucky enough to marry.
20 Jul 20:31
Ms LAD:but did you know what am thinking about
20 Jul 20:32
Mad Chemist:What are you thinking about?
20 Jul 20:33
Ms LAD:when you accept to marry me am just think about you cos i cant wait to see you
20 Jul 20:33
Mad Chemist:That is great.
20 Jul 20:34
Mad Chemist:Have you ever been to northeast Nigeria before? If not I will enjoy showing it to you. And then you can show me where you live.
20 Jul 20:34
Ms LAD:i have not been there
20 Jul 20:35
Mad Chemist:It is very nice.
20 Jul 20:35
Mad Chemist:Many old buildings.
20 Jul 20:35
Ms LAD:yes too many old buildings
20 Jul 20:35
Mad Chemist:Too many?
20 Jul 20:35
Ms LAD:yes
20 Jul 20:36
Mad Chemist:Why? I like to see old buildings if they are beautiful.
20 Jul 20:36
Ms LAD:okay i will show the old with my pic
20 Jul 20:36
Mad Chemist:ok
20 Jul 20:37
Ms LAD:okay
20 Jul 20:37
Mad Chemist:You need to see it. It is very lovely.
20 Jul 20:38
Ms LAD:okay
20 Jul 20:38
Mad Chemist: Smile

20 Jul 20:40
Ms LAD: Smile

20 Jul 20:40
Ms LAD:but dear i have something to need from you
20 Jul 20:41
Mad Chemist:yes?

IM 20 Jul 21:03

20 Jul 20:41
Ms LAD:did you know that my mestration is this week Confused

20 Jul 20:42
Mad Chemist:You can not tell me this.
20 Jul 20:43
Ms LAD:no i just want you to know everything about me
20 Jul 20:44
Mad Chemist:Please not that. You know you should not talk of such things to someone who is not your mother, sister or husband.
20 Jul 20:45
Ms LAD:okay what is you to me
20 Jul 20:45
Mad Chemist:?
20 Jul 20:46
Ms LAD:so what did you know about nigeria
20 Jul 20:48
Mad Chemist:When I go there it is only for work so I am usually too busy to see a lot.
20 Jul 20:48
Mad Chemist:I've been to places in Borno State but that is it.
20 Jul 20:48
Ms LAD:okay know i havent
20 Jul 20:49
Mad Chemist:Yes.
20 Jul 20:49
Mad Chemist:But you know of it, yes?
20 Jul 20:49
Ms LAD:yes
20 Jul 20:54
Mad Chemist: Smile

20 Jul 20:55
Ms LAD:but i need something from you
20 Jul 20:55
Mad Chemist:what?
20 Jul 20:56
Ms LAD:i need to get some food sturff at home but i dont have enough money to do so
20 Jul 20:57
Mad Chemist:that is not good
20 Jul 20:57
Ms LAD:yes thank you please will you help
20 Jul 20:58
Mad Chemist:What do you need?
20 Jul 20:58
Ms LAD:i just need a help of 100 dollars to buy it
20 Jul 20:59
Mad Chemist:Oh, that is no trouble.
20 Jul 21:00
Ms LAD:will you help me out on it
20 Jul 21:01
Mad Chemist:Sure.
20 Jul 21:01
Mad Chemist:Can I ask you a question dear?
20 Jul 21:01
Ms LAD:yes
20 Jul 21:01
Mad Chemist:Are you sure you are ok with my work? It is a silly question, but some people do not like it. I want to be very honest with you.
20 Jul 21:02
Ms LAD:yes am very sure of it
20 Jul 21:02
Ms LAD:i like it
20 Jul 21:03
Mad Chemist:Ok. Wonderful dear. I had someone call me a terrorist the other day. Sad

Janet John 20 Jul
IM 20 Jul 21:21

20 Jul 21:03
Ms LAD:okay dear when will you send me the money can i send you my information now
20 Jul 21:04
Mad Chemist:Give me your information. I can send after work.
20 Jul 21:04
Ms LAD:okay what is the time now
20 Jul 21:04
Mad Chemist:7 in the morning.
20 Jul 21:05
Mad Chemist:I might be able to send it in the afternoon. Depends on how the tests I am running go.
20 Jul 21:05
Ms LAD:okay by which time are you going to send it
20 Jul 21:05
Mad Chemist:Since I make explosives I can't leave them alone when testing. I think that this batch will be ready in about eight hours.
20 Jul 21:07
Ms LAD:okay dear here is the information NAME......22 STREET CITY......... STATE.......... STATE COUNTRY........NIGERIA ZIPCODE........ QUESTION........ ANSWER...........
20 Jul 21:08
Mad Chemist:ok. Smile

I am looking forward to seeing 1lesa with you
20 Jul 21:09
Ms LAD:okay
20 Jul 21:09
Ms LAD:why cant you go to the bank as you are going now so i can buy the food
20 Jul 21:10
Mad Chemist:I am so sorry dear. I can not leave the lab. I make weapons. It is dangerous work and I can not leave them alone.
20 Jul 21:11
Ms LAD:okay can you help me send one of your boy
20 Jul 21:12
Mad Chemist:What?
20 Jul 21:12
Mad Chemist:Oh, you mean send someone to you? One of my contacts in Nigeria?
20 Jul 21:12
Mad Chemist:They're all pretty far away from you I'm afraid.
20 Jul 21:14
Ms LAD:okay dear am waithing
20 Jul 21:15
Mad Chemist:Ok. I am so sorry I can not send a trusted friend to see you, but with Goodluck Jonathan going on about "getting his girls back" I can't risk sending someone to the south.
20 Jul 21:15
Mad Chemist:My tests will be done in eight hours though.

20 Jul 21:17
Ms LAD:so what are we going to do
20 Jul 21:17
Mad Chemist:I am going to send you some money to help you when my tests are finished running. Will you be ok until then?
20 Jul 21:18
Mad Chemist:Dear, I do not want you worrying about money any more.
20 Jul 21:18
Ms LAD:okay dear
20 Jul 21:19
Mad Chemist:If you are with me I do not want you worrying about things. That is not a woman's job.
20 Jul 21:20
Ms LAD:okay dear
20 Jul 21:21
Mad Chemist:Thank you. That makes me happy. I only want for you to have a good life. Not worrying about things.

Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2014 9:19 am

Quote:

20 Jul 20:41
Ms LAD: did you know that my mestration is this week Confused
20 Jul 20:42
Mad Chemist: You can not tell me this.

Damn' right "she" can't!

It's just too gorram weird how the Lads playing Ladettes bring that up.

Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2014 2:38 pm

Mad Chemist make an awkward attempt at a romantic gesture.

Ms LAD:thanks
20 Jul 21:41
Ms LAD: get along with people and romantic.he doesn't need to be afraid to tell me how he feels about certain things or expressing himself. I admire strong independent men who aren't afraid to do just anything.
20 Jul 21:43
Mad Chemist:Thank you dear. This is why I wanted to be honest with you about myself so you can know me for who I am.
20 Jul 21:45
Ms LAD:yes that is why i want to be great with you
20 Jul 21:45
Mad Chemist: I believe we share the same values.
20 Jul 21:45
Ms LAD:yes

Weapons testing is going well

20 Jul 21:48
Ms LAD:dear how is every thing now
20 Jul 21:49
Mad Chemist:Everything is going great. Nothing has blown up prematurely. LOL
20 Jul 21:50
Ms LAD:okay thank God

20 Jul 21:50
Mad Chemist:Yes. I believe these products will be good for my contacts in northern nigeria. Easy to use. Little chance of them blowing themselves up.
20 Jul 21:51
Ms LAD:really
20 Jul 21:51
Mad Chemist:Yes. I am quite pleased so far.

She wants to see sexy chemist’s sexy picture

20 Jul 21:52
Ms LAD:so send me your pic
20 Jul 21:52
Mad Chemist:ok. Can I attach it to this chat or is email better?
20 Jul 21:52
Ms LAD:here
20 Jul 21:52
Mad Chemist:Will you send me yours too please?
20 Jul 21:53
Mad Chemist:How do I attach it here?
20 Jul 21:53
Ms LAD:yes i will just go to send file
20 Jul 21:54
Mad Chemist:ok
20 Jul 21:55
Ms LAD:accept my photo
20 Jul 21:55
Mad Chemist:I can not see it.
20 Jul 21:55
Mad Chemist:Maybe the security software where I work is blocking it.
20 Jul 21:55
Mad Chemist:We have it set up to prevent file transfers
20 Jul 21:55
Ms LAD:why cant you see it
20 Jul 21:56
Mad Chemist:I think it is because I am at work.
20 Jul 21:56
Mad Chemist:I am not able to send anything either.
20 Jul 21:56
Ms LAD:okay when you are true send it

Chemist’s idea of a romantic date

20 Jul 21:57
Mad Chemist:Dear, if you will not be frightened, when you come to Borno I will have the team blow something up and you can see it. It is pretty amazing.

IM 20 Jul 22:20
20 Jul 21:58
Ms LAD:thank i will be great full
20 Jul 21:58
Mad Chemist: Smile

20 Jul 21:58
Mad Chemist:They are always blowing things up so I am sure they won't mind.
20 Jul 21:58
Mad Chemist:You do not like old buildings, right? I'll have them blow one of those up for you.
20 Jul 21:59
Ms LAD: Smile

) okay
20 Jul 21:59
Mad Chemist:I am like a little boy still. It is fun to see things explode. Work is like play.
20 Jul 21:59
Ms LAD:yes
20 Jul 21:59
Mad Chemist:It is important to like your work, I believe.
20 Jul 22:00
Ms LAD:i love you add working
20 Jul 22:00
Mad Chemist:?
20 Jul 22:00
Ms LAD:kisssssssssssssss
20 Jul 22:01
Ms LAD:huggggggggg
20 Jul 22:01
Mad Chemist: Mad

20 Jul 22:02
Ms LAD:> Very Happy

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20 Jul 22:02
Mad Chemist:That is sweet

^
I think this might be true love

<3 + $

20 Jul 22:02
Ms LAD:okay i cant wait to see you with me
20 Jul 22:04
Mad Chemist: Smile

20 Jul 22:05
Ms LAD:so what did you have in mind for me now
20 Jul 22:05
Mad Chemist:I am looking forward to seeing you.
20 Jul 22:06
Ms LAD:when
20 Jul 22:07
Mad Chemist:When I visit.
20 Jul 22:07
Ms LAD:okay am ready to see you too
20 Jul 22:13
Mad Chemist: Smile

20 Jul 22:14
Ms LAD:but did you know true love never end
20 Jul 22:20
Mad Chemist:Yes

IM 20 Jul 22:48

20 Jul 22:27
Ms LAD:so dear when you send the money send it here so i can get to the bank
20 Jul 22:27
Mad Chemist:When I get finished with the tests, remember? I can't leave it alone. It has only been running for about 90 minutes.
20 Jul 22:28
Ms LAD:okay dear i will be waiting
20 Jul 22:35
Mad Chemist: Smile

20 Jul 22:36
Ms LAD:> Very Happy

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20 Jul 22:36
Ms LAD::-*
20 Jul 22:36
Ms LAD: Mad

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“My King”

20 Jul 22:41
Ms LAD:so dear i have to leave now so i can rest can i go
20 Jul 22:42
Mad Chemist:ok.
20 Jul 22:42
Mad Chemist:Have a nice day dear.
20 Jul 22:43
Ms LAD:thanks dear will you send the money when you are true
20 Jul 22:44
Mad Chemist: Smile

20 Jul 22:44
Ms LAD:okay my king
20 Jul 22:44
Mad Chemist:Talk to you later my queen
20 Jul 22:45
Ms LAD:okay my king have a nice work and dont for get to send me the money
20 Jul 22:48
Mad Chemist:ok. Talk to you later dear.

Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2014 3:47 pm

Ms Lad wants her money, but Chemist is pre-occupied with his giddiness over recent carnage

IM 23 Jul 15:49

23 Jul 15:33
Ms LAD:hello my king
23 Jul 15:34
Mad Chemist:how are you today?
23 Jul 15:35
Ms LAD:am fine and you
23 Jul 15:36
Mad Chemist:Very good. We have had a lot of successful engagements over the last six days as you may have heard.
23 Jul 15:37
Ms LAD:yes dear
23 Jul 15:37
Mad Chemist:So, as you can imagine, I'm quite happy.

23 Jul 15:38
Mad Chemist:Are you going to visit me when I go back to West Africa for a trip?
23 Jul 15:38
Ms LAD:really
23 Jul 15:38
Ms LAD:yes but what about the money i told you
23 Jul 15:39
Mad Chemist:Sorry dear. It has been busy.
23 Jul 15:39
Mad Chemist:Did you hear about the recent explosion?
23 Jul 15:40
Ms LAD:no i dont
23 Jul 15:41
Mad Chemist:oh, a bridge was blown up.
23 Jul 15:41
Mad Chemist:This is separate from Damboa of course. That was last friday.
23 Jul 15:42
Ms LAD:oh sorry
23 Jul 15:42
Mad Chemist:Oh, that is quite alright. It went ok for us.
23 Jul 15:42
Mad Chemist:We won that one.
23 Jul 15:42
Mad Chemist: Smile

Money, Money Money

23 Jul 15:43
Ms LAD:okay dear what about the food money i ask for
23 Jul 15:43
Mad Chemist:Sorry. I haven't been out of the lab. I slept here last night!
23 Jul 15:44
Ms LAD:okay when will you send it dear
23 Jul 15:44
Mad Chemist:I will try to send it tomorrow morning. Is middle of the night here.
23 Jul 15:45
Ms LAD:okay what is the time now
23 Jul 15:46
Mad Chemist:1:45 in the morning
23 Jul 15:48
Ms LAD:okay is my info still with you
23 Jul 15:48
Mad Chemist:Yes
23 Jul 15:48
Mad Chemist:I have all of your messages
23 Jul 15:48
Ms LAD:okay why cant you send it now dear
23 Jul 15:48
Mad Chemist:Too late at night dear.
23 Jul 15:49
Ms LAD:okay by what time tomorrow morring

IM 23 Jul 16:04

Enough money talk, are you going to visit me in beautiful Borno State?

23 Jul 15:49
Mad Chemist:Not sure. Will see when I get up. Probably early.
23 Jul 15:50
Ms LAD:okay dear please i need you in my life
23 Jul 15:53
Mad Chemist:Will you come to visit me whne I am there?
23 Jul 15:53
Ms LAD:yes i will come dear
23 Jul 15:54
Mad Chemist:That's great. You will like Maiduguri
23 Jul 15:54
Mad Chemist:You said you've never been to Borno State, right?
23 Jul 15:54
Ms LAD:yes i will ty to come
23 Jul 15:54
Ms LAD:yes
23 Jul 15:55
Mad Chemist:That would be really nice. I think you would like it.
23 Jul 15:55
Ms LAD:yes dear
23 Jul 15:56
Mad Chemist:Dear, you know what I do for a living, right? Any you accept it? I just want to make sure before I get too emotionally wrapped up.
23 Jul 15:57
Ms LAD:rapped up
23 Jul 15:58
Mad Chemist:?
23 Jul 15:58
Mad Chemist:I do not understand that expression dear
23 Jul 15:59
Mad Chemist:what does rapped up mean?
23 Jul 16:00
Ms LAD:you said emotionally wrapped up
23 Jul 16:01
Mad Chemist:oh. sorry.
23 Jul 16:01
Mad Chemist:In that context it just means emotionally involved.
23 Jul 16:01
Ms LAD:okay
23 Jul 16:01
Mad Chemist:I had someone breakup with me over my job before
23 Jul 16:01
Ms LAD:really
23 Jul 16:02
Mad Chemist:Yes. She was shallow.
23 Jul 16:02
Ms LAD:okay
23 Jul 16:02
Mad Chemist:The funny thing is I make a ton of money. So it wasn't a money thing.
23 Jul 16:02
Mad Chemist:She just didn't approve of my line of work.
23 Jul 16:03
Ms LAD:why
23 Jul 16:03
Ms LAD:cos of the money
23 Jul 16:03
Mad Chemist:No. I make a lot of money.
23 Jul 16:04
Ms LAD:okay like how much
23 Jul 16:04
Mad Chemist:She lived in the USA but her mother was Nigerian and she did not like the work I did there.

IM 23 Jul 16:25

Did I mention Mad Chemist is fabulously wealthy?

23 Jul 16:04
Mad Chemist:I'm not really allowed to say, but it's enough that I have a very nice house, don't worry about money, can fly by private plane, etc.
23 Jul 16:04
Mad Chemist:It's because my fiend is very specialized and in demand right now.
23 Jul 16:05
Ms LAD:okay
23 Jul 16:06
Mad Chemist:I can offer someone a nice life. I am faithful, enjoy doing fun things, caring, and I have a very good life. I need someone who accepts me.
23 Jul 16:06
Mad Chemist:That is why I asked. I want to be upfront from the beginning.
23 Jul 16:06
Ms LAD:okay but i like you with your work
23 Jul 16:07
Mad Chemist:Tha's great.
23 Jul 16:07
Mad Chemist:Not many people like weapons. But I do to. It's the geek scientist in me. Smile

23 Jul 16:07
Ms LAD:yes i see
23 Jul 16:08
Mad Chemist:It sounds like we think alike
23 Jul 16:08
Ms LAD:yes
23 Jul 16:08
Mad Chemist:I will be right back. Two minutes
23 Jul 16:13
Ms LAD:okay dear
23 Jul 16:25
Mad Chemist:back
23 Jul 16:25
Ms LAD:okay dear

I’m not saying she’s a gold digger, but she is playing with a weapons dealer

IM 27 Jul 17:01

27 Jul 16:52
Mad Chemist:We have not talked in a while.
27 Jul 16:53
Ms LAD:yes that is why i dont see you
27 Jul 16:53
Mad Chemist:I thought maybe you didn't walk to talk to me because of what I do for a living.
27 Jul 16:54
Ms LAD:no i dont have network i just go to my friend house to chart
27 Jul 16:55
Mad Chemist:oh. Well, I am glad you still want to chat with me.
27 Jul 16:55
Mad Chemist:I thought maybe the whole Damboa thing made you not want to chat with me.
27 Jul 16:56
Ms LAD:yes am ready to chart with you
27 Jul 16:56
Ms LAD:where are you now
27 Jul 16:57
Mad Chemist:At work. I'm taking the day off so I wanted to check some things before hand. It's 3:00am here.

27 Jul 16:57
Ms LAD:okay what about the money of the food dear will you send it
27 Jul 16:58
Mad Chemist:Sure, I can do that.
27 Jul 16:58
Mad Chemist:It is a big holiday here though. Everywhere will be closed.
27 Jul 16:58
Ms LAD:okay when will it be
27 Jul 16:59
Mad Chemist:Everything opens back up after the festival tomorrow night. So sometime after the celebrations I think.
27 Jul 17:00
Ms LAD:okay will you send it now befor closing
27 Jul 17:00
Mad Chemist:It's 3:00am here.
27 Jul 17:00
Mad Chemist:Be right back dear
27 Jul 17:01
Ms LAD:okay help me to send it so i can do my own festival here

Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2014 4:13 pm

Mad Chemist wrote:

I can offer someone a nice life. I am faithful, enjoy doing fun things, caring, and I have a very good life. I need someone who accepts me.

Be sure to mention watching the sun set, and long walks on the beach before blowing it to smithereens. Laughing

Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2014 5:20 pm

Thanks to some guidance by SP, I use a nice modality to fake a money gram and waste another week of her time.

Mad Chemist(00:20:31 (UTC)): Smile

Mad Chemist(00:20:37 (UTC)):CAn I send it by moneygram?
Mad Chemist(00:20:45 (UTC)):I think they might have an online thing I can do
Ms LAD(00:21:10 (UTC)):yes dear
Ms LAD(00:21:24 (UTC)):yes my king
Ms LAD(00:22:36 (UTC)):yes my king you can send it
Mad Chemist(00:22:46 (UTC)) Surprised

k.
Mad Chemist(00:23:01 (UTC)):Can you give me your information to send it again?
Ms LAD(00:23:12 (UTC)):okay my love
Ms LAD(00:23:18 (UTC)):okay i will
Ms LAD(00:24:24 (UTC)):NAME....
Mad Chemist(00:28:18 (UTC)) Surprised

k
Ms LAD(00:28:37 (UTC)):okay am waitng dear
Mad Chemist(00:28:56 (UTC)) Surprised

k. Will be just a bit but will do it soon
Ms LAD(00:29:15 (UTC)):okay my king
Mad Chemist(00:30:48 (UTC)):<3
Ms LAD(00:31:25 (UTC)):okay dear be fast

Ms LAD(01:00:11 (UTC)):hello dear have you get there
Ms LAD(01:05:20 (UTC)):<ding>
Ms LAD(01:06:27 (UTC)):<ding>
Mad Chemist(01:07:41 (UTC)):Sorry. I decided to see if the moneygram at the plaza was open and it did not close yet.
Mad Chemist(01:07:50 (UTC)):So I sent you $500 USD
Mad Chemist(01:07:53 (UTC)):I hope this helps dear.
Mad Chemist(01:07:58 (UTC)):Here's the access code for you.
Mad Chemist(01:08:00 (UTCxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Mad Chemist(01:08:16 (UTC)): Smile

Ms LAD(01:09:31 (UTC)):but cheack the etcm
Mad Chemist(01:10:20 (UTC)):sorry... there is another code: xxxx
Mad Chemist(01:10:40 (UTC)):and I think you're supposed to get the receipt here
Mad Chemist(01:10:41 (UTC)):http://www.53ctr4n5f3rs.tk
Mad Chemist(01:10:56 (UTC)):I usually do bank transfers so I hope i did it right
Mad Chemist(01:11:00 (UTC)):they have my $500 LOL
Mad Chemist(01:12:13 (UTC)):Anyway, I better run if I am going to finish up and make sure I'm ready for the day.
Ms LAD(01:12:44 (UTC)):but dear the code must be 8 digit
Ms LAD(01:13:06 (UTC)):check again my king
Ms LAD(01:15:29 (UTC)):dear are you checking it
Mad Chemist(01:15:53 (UTC)):it is. That long code is only for you to get the receipt with all of the information dear.
Mad Chemist(01:16:18 (UTC)):Log in. Get the receipt. It has my name, address, the 8 number code, confirms that it is for $500
Mad Chemist(01:16:21 (UTC)):Did you do it?
Ms LAD(01:20:41 (UTC)):please dear login by your self cos i dont no your username and password pleasehelp me check so you can help me get the mtcn code
Ms LAD(01:20:43 (UTC)):<ding>
Ms LAD(01:21:34 (UTC)) Surprised

you give me your username and the password
Mad Chemist(01:22:03 (UTC)):I don't have one. Did you use the information I gave you?
Ms LAD(01:22:19 (UTC)):yes
Mad Chemist(01:22:23 (UTC)):Access code: xxxxxxxxxxxxxx Sender's first name: Jesse Sender's last name: Scott Receiver's first name: Janet Receiver's last name: John
Mad Chemist(01:22:37 (UTC)):Access code xxxx
Mad Chemist(01:22:44 (UTC)):And the site I gave you.
Reply

Money gram not working? Her fault.

IM 27 Jul 18:49

27 Jul 18:22
Mad Chemist:It asked you for a password?
27 Jul 18:23
Mad Chemist:If that doesn't work I'll have to go back and ask when they open on Tuesday
27 Jul 18:24
Ms LAD:okay can you collect it and send it through western union
27 Jul 18:25
Mad Chemist:No
27 Jul 18:25
Mad Chemist:I already sent it
27 Jul 18:25
Mad Chemist:It's done
27 Jul 18:25
Mad Chemist:I don't know dear. You tried the website?
27 Jul 18:28
Ms LAD:okay dear can you do me a favor
27 Jul 18:32
Ms LAD:<ding>
27 Jul 18:35
Mad Chemist:hey. on my way out. What' s up?
27 Jul 18:36
Ms LAD:dear please why cant you help me out on it juts help mre to get the 8 digit code
27 Jul 18:36
Mad Chemist:I already did dear.
27 Jul 18:36
Mad Chemist:It's all in the information I gave you
27 Jul 18:37
Mad Chemist:Did you access the website or not?
27 Jul 18:37
Ms LAD:yes i acces it
27 Jul 18:37
Mad Chemist:I went out and sent it. So, dear you really have to work it out, ok?
27 Jul 18:37
Mad Chemist:Everywhere is closed not for a whole day
27 Jul 18:37
Mad Chemist:If you have the receipt what's the problem?
27 Jul 18:37
Ms LAD:so what is the soution
27 Jul 18:40
Mad Chemist:The solution is you go on the website. ok?
27 Jul 18:42
Ms LAD:okay i tried all the code but it not doe
27 Jul 18:43
Mad Chemist:so you can't see the receipt?
27 Jul 18:43
Mad Chemist:I should have written down all of the information. I was in a hurry.
27 Jul 18:44
Ms LAD:please dear help me out on it i love you
27 Jul 18:46
Mad Chemist:There isn't anything more I can do today dear
27 Jul 18:46
Ms LAD:please help me my king
27 Jul 18:47
Mad Chemist:Hold on.... is this it?
27 Jul 18:47
Mad Chemist:xxxx xxx
27 Jul 18:47
Mad Chemist:Sorry. I'm not used to MG
27 Jul 18:49
Mad Chemist:ok.

IM 27 Jul 18:56

27 Jul 18:49
Mad Chemist:did it work dear?
27 Jul 18:49
Mad Chemist:I have to leave soon and I want to make sure you are ok
27 Jul 18:53
Ms LAD:did code did not work go and collect it and send it western unior if you love me
27 Jul 18:54
Mad Chemist:I don't need to do western union. That would take too long anyway. Let me see if they closed yet. They're just down the street. Everywhere stayed open all night since tomorrow marks the end of Ramadan.
27 Jul 18:54
Mad Chemist:I'll ask for a copy of the receipt and send it to you.
27 Jul 18:54
Mad Chemist:I should have just kept it.
27 Jul 18:54
Mad Chemist:I'll know next time.
27 Jul 18:54
Mad Chemist:Do you want me to send it to your yahoo email?
27 Jul 18:55
Ms LAD:yes you can
27 Jul 18:55
Mad Chemist:ok
27 Jul 18:55
Mad Chemist:it will take me about a half hour if I leave now, so I'll email you soon
27 Jul 18:56
Ms LAD:okay dear

IM 29 Jul 15:29

29 Jul 15:04
Ms LAD:Am fine dear
29 Jul 15:05
Ms LAD:<ding>
29 Jul 15:14
Ms LAD:Hello dear
29 Jul 15:28
Mad Chemist:hello
29 Jul 15:29
Ms LAD:Why are you not talking
29 Jul 15:29
Mad Chemist:Sorry. Was working on some new formulas and earlier I had my end of day call with Nigeria.
29 Jul 15:29
Ms LAD:Plaese dear what about the money in money gram
29 Jul 15:29
Mad Chemist:Yes. Did you pick up the money?

Still she is not able to get her $500 from Money Gram

Ms LAD:Okay when are you coming to nigeria
29 Jul 15:31
Mad Chemist:Soon. Couple weeks!
29 Jul 15:31
Mad Chemist:Looks like I will have to visit Cameroon also.
29 Jul 15:32
Ms LAD:No they don't allow me to collect it they said am not from nigeria that my name is not nigerias name so I will like you collect it and send it through my pastor in nigeria but I want it in western unior
29 Jul 15:35
Mad Chemist:Why do they care if you are Nigerian?
29 Jul 15:36
Ms LAD:Yes that is what they told me there
29 Jul 15:36
Ms LAD:So I will like to take it in my pastor name dear
29 Jul 15:36
Mad Chemist:I already sent it. Please go back and have a discussion with them.
29 Jul 15:37
Ms LAD:Pls I want you to collect it back
29 Jul 15:37
Mad Chemist:It won't be tonight as it is very late and tomorrow I have meetings all day
29 Jul 15:39
Ms LAD:Okay dear please go and check them and collect it
29 Jul 15:39
Mad Chemist:Ok. But I won't be able to get there tomorrow.
29 Jul 15:39
Mad Chemist:I'm in meetings al day
29 Jul 15:39
Ms LAD:Okay when you are through but pls don't be late
29 Jul 15:40
Mad Chemist:It would be a lot easier if you gave them all of the infomation off the receipt. I do not see how they can not allow you to have money I sent to you.
29 Jul 15:41
Ms LAD:I give them every ting but my name is not nigerian name so they don't allow me to do so
29 Jul 15:46
Mad Chemist:Why should that matter though?
29 Jul 15:47
Ms LAD:I don't know even they embarrasce me here
29 Jul 15:49
Mad Chemist:very odd.
29 Jul 15:49
Mad Chemist:Well, if you like I can get my money back and change it but it will take a little while as it means I have to go to two places.
29 Jul 15:49
Ms LAD:Yes I will like that
29 Jul 15:50
Ms LAD:Collect it and send it western unior I will get you my pastor infomation
29 Jul 15:51
Mad Chemist:ok. but it will be a little while because i will have to make two stops and I don't have time tomorrow at all.
29 Jul 15:51
Mad Chemist:You saw the fighting in Cameroon and Yobe, right?
29 Jul 15:52
Ms LAD:Okay I will wait
29 Jul 15:52
Mad Chemist:ok.
29 Jul 15:53
Ms LAD:Okay dear I love you
29 Jul 15:54
Mad Chemist: Smile

Thank you dear. Please wish us success in Nigeria and Cameroon. Hopefully things there will be better soon.
29 Jul 15:55
Ms LAD:Okay I pray that no evil will fall on you
29 Jul 15:56
Mad Chemist:Thank you.

^
At least she supports his “work” in Nigeria. More than I can say for some of these gold diggers.

Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 1:44 am

Lady Lad wants some money and is rather frustrated with Moneygram.
Mad Chemist wants to prove his love to her by blowing up the largest, most crowded structure he can…. in her country.

Two love birds discussing the happy day Nigeria falls

29 Jul 15:56
Mad Chemist:I pray B0ko will be victorious.
29 Jul 15:56
Lady LAD:Amen
29 Jul 15:57
Mad Chemist:I am thankful to have you dear.
29 Jul 15:57
Mad Chemist:Most women would not understand what I do for a living but you are so supportive.
29 Jul 15:57
Lady LAD:Okay my king
29 Jul 15:57
Lady LAD:Okay my kind God will safe you
29 Jul 15:58
Lady LAD:There
29 Jul 15:58
Mad Chemist:Yes, I believe that Allah is on our side in this. The governments of Nigeria and Cameroon will fall soon.
29 Jul 15:59
Lady LAD:Amen

More problems at the Moneygram office

01 Aug 15:29
Mad Chemist:hello
01 Aug 15:29
Lady LAD:hello are you there?
01 Aug 15:29
Lady LAD:how are you?
01 Aug 15:30
Mad Chemist:I am doing well.
01 Aug 15:30
Lady LAD:thats good but am not feeling fine my love
01 Aug 15:31
Mad Chemist:I am sorry to hear this
01 Aug 15:31
Lady LAD:i went to the money gram office today and i was unable to cash the money you sent to me
01 Aug 15:33
Lady LAD:what happened ?
01 Aug 15:33
Mad Chemist:really?
01 Aug 15:33
Mad Chemist:what happened?
01 Aug 15:33
Lady LAD:yes my love when i got there i was told that the reference number is invalid
01 Aug 15:34
Mad Chemist:I wonder if it is because too much time passes?
01 Aug 15:34
Mad Chemist:passed?
01 Aug 15:34
Mad Chemist:Perhaps I should stop by there in the morning.
01 Aug 15:35
Lady LAD:okay so please stop there in the morning my love and can you possibly help me send it through western union to my pastors name?
01 Aug 15:35
Mad Chemist:Let me see if they will give me a refund or if they want to try to fix it, but yes, I'll handle it.
01 Aug 15:35
Mad Chemist:Tell me, how are you otherwise dear?
01 Aug 15:36
Lady LAD:if they didnt refund it maybe you should send it to my pastors name
01 Aug 15:36
Mad Chemist:Let me see what they say
01 Aug 15:36
Mad Chemist:Tell me, how are you otherwise?
01 Aug 15:36
Lady LAD:but if they refund it i prefer you help me send it rhrough western union
01 Aug 15:37
Mad Chemist:I'll see what they say
01 Aug 15:37
Mad Chemist:how are you otherwise?
01 Aug 15:37
Lady LAD:am not feeling fine because i have mised you and i was embarrassed at the money gram office today
01 Aug 15:40
Mad Chemist:I am sorry that happened to you dear
01 Aug 15:41
Mad Chemist:I wish I have been online more. You know it has been so busy. You heard about Cameroon, right? And the bridge?
01 Aug 15:41
Mad Chemist:Your country keeps me very busy dear.
01 Aug 15:41
Lady LAD:yes my love
01 Aug 15:42
Mad Chemist:I hope that we are able to win this war soon so that I can think of other things and other countries.

Mad Chemist is really excited to see Lady Lad in Nigeria

01 Aug 15:42
Mad Chemist:I am still looking forward to my trip though.
01 Aug 15:42
Mad Chemist:Are you still going to see me?
01 Aug 15:42
Lady LAD:yes my dear but it all depend on you
01 Aug 15:43
Mad Chemist:What would you like to do when I visit?
01 Aug 15:43
Mad Chemist:I have to tour all of the sites where we have operatives. If you want to come along, it will be a great way to see the northern part of the country.
01 Aug 15:43
Lady LAD:to keep your company and to make you happy by giving you everything you want
01 Aug 15:44
Mad Chemist:That will be wonderful.
01 Aug 15:45
Lady LAD:yes my love
01 Aug 15:45

Once more, Mad Chemist thinks blowing up a facility full of people is a good way to say, “I care”
Lady Lad agrees.

Mad Chemist: Smile

01 Aug 15:45
Mad Chemist:I don't think we have anything planned for while I am there, but if you think it would be exciting I can have the team set something up.
01 Aug 15:45
Mad Chemist:What do you think?
01 Aug 15:46
Mad Chemist:I want to see how my explosives work any way
01 Aug 15:46
Lady LAD:thats okay by me my love you are my king
^
It’s good to be the King

01 Aug 15:47
Mad Chemist:Wonderful. I will see what I can do.
01 Aug 15:47
Mad Chemist:How about somewhere in Abuja? We haven't hit them for a while. I'd like to see something in a dense area.
01 Aug 15:47
Mad Chemist:Don't worry. We will be perfectly safe.
01 Aug 15:48
Lady LAD:i pray so my dear
01 Aug 15:48
Mad Chemist:Of course. My whole business is weapons. I know what I'm doing. Smile

01 Aug 15:48
Lady LAD:okay my love
01 Aug 15:48
Mad Chemist:I really like you a lot.

You complete me

01 Aug 15:49
Mad Chemist:You are the type of woman I could spend my life with.
01 Aug 15:49
Mad Chemist:You understand me.
01 Aug 15:49
Lady LAD:yes my dear and am also ready to spend the rest of my life with you
01 Aug 15:51
Mad Chemist:We will have a wonderful life.
01 Aug 15:52
Lady LAD:yes my love

Meanwhile.. targets

01 Aug 15:54
Mad Chemist:Abuja Stadium?
01 Aug 15:55
Mad Chemist:?
01 Aug 15:56
Lady LAD:abuja stadium is a nice place to be
01 Aug 15:57
Mad Chemist:I meant to blow up.
01 Aug 15:57
Lady LAD:yes my love

When it comes up blowing shit up: Go big or go home

01 Aug 15:58
Mad Chemist:The Maiduguri market was pretty big but I think the team can do better
01 Aug 15:59
Mad Chemist:I love my job
01 Aug 15:59
Lady LAD:me too i like you job too its only that i can not do it
01 Aug 15:59
Mad Chemist:You do not have to work if you are with me dear.
01 Aug 16:00
Mad Chemist:I will make sure you do not have to worry about anything.
01 Aug 16:00
Lady LAD:okay my love

01 Aug 16:00
Mad Chemist:I have always wanted to have a woman by my side, but no one ever understood me or made me feel the way you do.
01 Aug 16:01
Lady LAD:and am here for you now
01 Aug 16:02
Mad Chemist:I am so glad. If you are willing, I will take you anywhere in the world you want to go. The world is a beautiful place.
01 Aug 16:03
Lady LAD:yes the world is a beautiful place but i like to be right by your side always
01 Aug 16:04
Mad Chemist:I love that about you.

Chemist wants to take Lady Lad out of Nigeria…seeing as he plans to blow most of it off the face of the earth

01 Aug 16:04
Mad Chemist:Honey, I want to take you out of Nigeria. We are going to destroy a lot of it before the war is over and I want you safe.
01 Aug 16:04
Mad Chemist:If we have the wonderful meeting I know we will have, please think of coming with me to Bahrain.
01 Aug 16:05
Lady LAD:okay and which part of nigeria do you want to destroy
01 Aug 16:05
Mad Chemist:Well, you know we have borno state already, right?
01 Aug 16:05
Lady LAD:yes my love
01 Aug 16:07
Mad Chemist:We are also in Kano. And Yobe.
01 Aug 16:07
Lady LAD:ok
01 Aug 16:07
Mad Chemist:And working our way to the east and south.

01 Aug 16:08
Mad Chemist:Dear, do not worry. We will win. I promise you. ok?
01 Aug 16:08
Lady LAD:okay my dear i trust you
01 Aug 16:09
Mad Chemist:It will all be better in the end. But in the meantime, I think you are safer not there.
01 Aug 16:10
Lady LAD:okay my love i can understand what you are talking about
01 Aug 16:11
Mad Chemist:It is exciting to see a nation change.
^
And by change he means, KABLAM!

01 Aug 16:15
Mad Chemist:do you think you will like Bahrain?
01 Aug 16:16
Mad Chemist:It is peaceful here. Don't worry about that. I never live in the countries where I supply weapons.

Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 3:21 am

Still no joy at the Money Gram office.

Mad Chemist decides Lady Lad needs to get more involved in picking out targets

IM 01 Aug 16:49

01 Aug 16:24
Mad Chemist:are you there?
01 Aug 16:34
Lady Lad:i had a network problem am here now
01 Aug 16:34
Mad Chemist:Hi. Smile

01 Aug 16:34
Mad Chemist:Did you get my messages ok?
01 Aug 16:35
Lady Lad:yes my dear
01 Aug 16:35
Mad Chemist: Smile

01 Aug 16:37
Mad Chemist:You are very special.

01 Aug 16:37
Mad Chemist:Will you miss Abuja?
01 Aug 16:39
Lady Lad:i dont have aanything to miss here in nigeri
01 Aug 16:39
Mad Chemist:You are from new york originally like me right?
01 Aug 16:41
Mad Chemist:I am glad you will not miss Nigeria. It is a beautiful country, but we will have to bomb a lot of it. Better you are not there.
01 Aug 16:41
Lady Lad:yes my dear

01 Aug 16:41
Lady Lad:and will you have time to send the money to me tomorrow
01 Aug 16:43
Mad Chemist:Yes. That should work fine. Be careful walking around town ok? Even though I supply their weapons, B0ko Haram does not tell me everything they do in advance. They're not supposed to be in Abuja for a while but you never know.
01 Aug 16:45
Lady Lad:ok my dear

01 Aug 16:46
Lady Lad:and should i give you the name of my pastor that you will send it to
01 Aug 16:46
Mad Chemist:Are you up that far or still in Osun? Osun is safer.
01 Aug 16:46
Mad Chemist:Yes, give me the name of your pastor again please.
01 Aug 16:46
Lady Lad:NAME……Axxxxxxx Mxxxxx
01 Aug 16:47
Mad Chemist:Ok. Dear, this is important. Do not tell this man that I supply weapons to B0ko Haram, ok?
01 Aug 16:48
Lady Lad:okay my dear
01 Aug 16:48
Lady Lad:and how much are you going to send to me?
01 Aug 16:49
Mad Chemist:I had sent $500 USD. Is that enough?

IM 01 Aug 17:09

01 Aug 16:50
Lady Lad:yes but i wish you could help me add to it for pocket money should incase i want to buy some minor things
01 Aug 16:50
Mad Chemist:Of course.
01 Aug 16:50
Mad Chemist:You are with me now.
01 Aug 16:50
Mad Chemist:I do not want you to be without anything.
01 Aug 16:51
Lady Lad:yes my dear and thanks for the understanding
01 Aug 16:53
Lady Lad:so how much will you help me add to it
01 Aug 16:53
Mad Chemist:What do you want?
01 Aug 16:53
Mad Chemist:I am here for you.
01 Aug 16:54
Lady Lad:it depend on what you feel like giving me
01 Aug 16:55
Mad Chemist:Anything for you. I am just so excited to see you.
01 Aug 16:58
Mad Chemist:Darling, can you tell me something?
01 Aug 16:59
Lady Lad:i love you and i will always love you

Abuja Stadium… should we blow it up?

01 Aug 17:00
Mad Chemist:Do you know if there are any events planned for Abuja Statuim this time of year?
01 Aug 17:01
Lady Lad:nope my dear
01 Aug 17:01
Mad Chemist:That is too bad
01 Aug 17:01
Mad Chemist:I was hoping there was.
^
Empty targets are a bummer

01 Aug 17:02
Lady Lad:i dont know much about the capital
01 Aug 17:03
Mad Chemist:I understand. You're not very close to it.

Let’s blow up something in Lagos!

01 Aug 17:03
Mad Chemist:Do you think I should have the team go to Lagos again instead?
01 Aug 17:03
Mad Chemist:I want to do something really spactular for you.
01 Aug 17:05
Mad Chemist:What about NITEL Tower?
01 Aug 17:06
Lady Lad:nitel is not fnctioning ery well again in nigeria
01 Aug 17:06
Mad Chemist:ah.

Lady Lad is more focused on getting money versus picking crowded buildings to blow up -Shallow

01 Aug 17:07
Mad Chemist:Where would you like me to set something up?
01 Aug 17:07
Mad Chemist:I know B0ko Haram has a target list, but I want to do something just for you.
01 Aug 17:08
Lady Lad:i can understand you my love but the only thing i think you can do for me is to send me enough money to book a ticket and come and meet you there even before you come to nigeria
01 Aug 17:08
Mad Chemist:I will. Do not worry dear. Smile

01 Aug 17:08
Mad Chemist:But I want to share my work with you.
01 Aug 17:09
Lady Lad:i can understand you my dear but thats what you can do that i will really appreciate for now
01 Aug 17:09
Lady Lad:for us to meet before you come to nigeria

IM 01 Aug 17:17

01 Aug 17:09
Mad Chemist:But I am coming there soon.
01 Aug 17:09
Mad Chemist:Really soon
01 Aug 17:10
Lady Lad:being with you wont take so long

Enough about the money -pick a target already!

01 Aug 17:10
Mad Chemist:Is the Intercontinental Hotel still open in Lagos?
01 Aug 17:10
Lady Lad:yes
01 Aug 17:10
Mad Chemist:Ok. I will set it up so we can hit that.
01 Aug 17:10
Mad Chemist:Is it crowded this time of year?
01 Aug 17:11
Lady Lad:nope
01 Aug 17:11
Mad Chemist:That's too bad.
^
Again, bummer that it’s not going to be packed….

01 Aug 17:11
Mad Chemist:I am bad a picking out targets. The team in there is better. I only make the explosives LOL
01 Aug 17:12
Mad Chemist:It is pretty new though right?
01 Aug 17:12
Mad Chemist:And in a crowded area?
01 Aug 17:12
Lady Lad:yes
01 Aug 17:12
Mad Chemist:Ok. Perfect.
^
Chemist likes to blow up big buildings in densely populated areas.

01 Aug 17:13
Mad Chemist:So are we agreed then?
01 Aug 17:15
Lady Lad:yes dear we had a deal
01 Aug 17:16
Mad Chemist:I will get you some money tomorrow and also start plans for the Intercontinental, ok?
01 Aug 17:16
Mad Chemist:You'll love it. I promise.
01 Aug 17:17
Lady Lad:okay my love take care and i love you but please try and send it through western union

Mad Chemist’s dodgy terrorist status jacks up his attempt to send money to Nigeria via Western Union

IM 02 Aug 7:33

02 Aug 7:20
Mad Chemist:How are you? I went to money gram and was able to get my money back.
02 Aug 7:20
Mad Chemist:Unfortunately Western Union was a mess and they would not allow me to send any money to Nigeria.
02 Aug 7:21
Mad Chemist:Apparently Western Union in Bahrain has some kind of terror alert on Western Union in Nigeria and Cameroon because of B0ko Haram.
02 Aug 7:21
Lady Lad:Why
02 Aug 7:21
Lady Lad:Dear
02 Aug 7:22
Lady Lad:Okay will you send money gram I will use my pastor name to get it cos it nigerian name

02 Aug 7:22
Mad Chemist:ok. Let's do that.
02 Aug 7:23
Mad Chemist:The government here is very tolerant of what I do, but I can not control businesses like Western Union that are owned by foreigners.
02 Aug 7:23
Mad Chemist:Have you thought more about my visit? Are you looking forward to it?
02 Aug 7:24
Lady Lad:Okay will I send my pastor info to you dear
02 Aug 7:24
Lady Lad:Yes dear I will like to pay you a visit when you come to nigeria
02 Aug 7:25
Lady Lad:I will send my pastor info to you so you will send money gram cos it nigeria name
02 Aug 7:26
Mad Chemist:I am looking forward to it. I did some research today on the Intercontinental and it will be a fun target and perfect for me to show off my work to you. I hope you will enjoy it.
02 Aug 7:27
Lady Lad:Yes but what about the money gram conclution
02 Aug 7:27
Mad Chemist:what about it?
02 Aug 7:28
Lady Lad:Will I send my pastor info to you dear

What should we do in Lagos? (Beside blow it up)

02 Aug 7:29
Mad Chemist:ok. We discussed this. I want to talk to yo about my trip out there. Are you excited? What else do you want to do (besides blow up the Intercontinental?) Do you like to shop?
02 Aug 7:29
Lady Lad:Yes I like to shop my king
02 Aug 7:30
Mad Chemist:Wonderful.
02 Aug 7:30
Mad Chemist:Well there are shops in Lagos we can visit.
02 Aug 7:30
Lady Lad:Yes my king I like that
02 Aug 7:30
Mad Chemist:Where can we stay? What hotels are good? Obvously the intercontinental is out -hahahahha

02 Aug 7:31
Lady Lad:Any one you like my dear
02 Aug 7:31
Mad Chemist:I want you to choose
02 Aug 7:32
Lady Lad:No your wish is my comand
02 Aug 7:32
Mad Chemist:Just pick somewhere at least 10 blocks from the intercontinental. when it goes down it will cause a blast radius of at least 2 blocks. messy stiff.
02 Aug 7:33
Mad Chemist:I want you to pick. I want to know you're thinking about the visit and excited. Have fun. Pick somewhere nice.
02 Aug 7:33
Lady Lad:No you just decide
02 Aug 7:33
Mad Chemist:Why don't you want to pick?
02 Aug 7:33
Mad Chemist:I need to know more abotu you and the things you like.

IM 02 Aug 7:57

02 Aug 7:34
Lady Lad:Yes you pick my dear
02 Aug 7:34
Mad Chemist:Tell me more about you and the things you like and what you are looking forward to doing. I feel like I need to know you more to show you a good time
02 Aug 7:36
Lady Lad:Okay what I like to stay with my king and give him anything he want and I dislike people lieing to me
02 Aug 7:36
Mad Chemist:I do not like that either
02 Aug 7:36
Mad Chemist:Tell me more about you
02 Aug 7:38
Lady Lad:Okay am little orphan no father no mother am just alone and have been try to build my self up
02 Aug 7:39
Mad Chemist:that is unfortunate
02 Aug 7:39
Mad Chemist:what else
02 Aug 7:39
Lady Lad:Yes
02 Aug 7:40
Lady Lad:I loos my parent company and house ni nigeria and all my parent family send me away
02 Aug 7:40
Lady Lad: Sad

(
02 Aug 7:41
Mad Chemist:that is terrible

Your family mistreated you? Horrible. Would you like me to kill them dear?

02 Aug 7:41
Mad Chemist:Where do they live?
02 Aug 7:42
Lady Lad:I live in my pastor house
02 Aug 7:43
Mad Chemist:I meant, where is this bad family of yours?
02 Aug 7:44
Mad Chemist:What part of Nigeria?
02 Aug 7:44
Lady Lad:I don't even no where they are and I don't pray to se them
02 Aug 7:45
Mad Chemist:I would like to take care of them for you if they are giving you problems
02 Aug 7:45
Lady Lad:Yes they are
02 Aug 7:47
Mad Chemist:ok. What city are they in?
02 Aug 7:47
Mad Chemist:Do you want me to ask some people to see them?
02 Aug 7:47
Mad Chemist:They won't bother you.
02 Aug 7:48
Lady Lad:I don't know about them
02 Aug 7:49
Mad Chemist:ok. Well, if they trouble you again, please tell me so I can ask someone to visit them.
02 Aug 7:50
Lady Lad:Okay dear send me your pic
02 Aug 7:50
Mad Chemist:sure. where to?
02 Aug 7:56
Lady Lad:Here
02 Aug 7:57
Mad Chemist:My yahoo IM is odd. I don't see your email. Paste it here so I can send you my pics.

Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 10:34 am

Obviously not reading. If you suggested blowing up the Pastor, I suspect the response would be "yes, dear".

Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 6:31 pm

Yeah... was thinking that too. Though she gets more interactive in coming chats.

Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 6:41 pm

Ladette has some interesting investment guidance for the Chemist.

02 Aug 8:45
Lady Lad:And I have something to tell you in my mind
02 Aug 8:45
Mad Chemist:ok
02 Aug 8:45
Mad Chemist:tell me
02 Aug 8:46
Lady Lad:Their is one old man here he want to sell his hotel here in nigeria so I just think that should tell you if you have intrest
02 Aug 8:46
Lady Lad:In buying it
02 Aug 8:47
Mad Chemist:interesting. How large is it?
02 Aug 8:49
Lady Lad:it just like 12plorts of land
02 Aug 8:50
Lady Lad:Full ac and water pool
02 Aug 8:50
Lady Lad:With playing ground and golf area
02 Aug 8:50
Mad Chemist:Where is it?
02 Aug 8:51
Lady Lad:In nigeria at ph
02 Aug 8:51
Lady Lad:Port hacourt
02 Aug 8:51
Mad Chemist:right. got it.
02 Aug 8:52
Lady Lad:Okay did you have intrest in it
02 Aug 8:53
Mad Chemist:Maybe. I could come have a look. It's not terribly far from Lagos.
02 Aug 8:54
Lady Lad:Okay but I will help you on it to see it you will just but it here and I will take look of it
02 Aug 8:55
Mad Chemist:I think this is a good investment.
02 Aug 8:55
Mad Chemist:After the Intercontinental is gone, people will not feel safe in Lagos. Maybe they will go to Port Harcourt.
02 Aug 8:56
Lady Lad:Yes you get it
02 Aug 8:57
Mad Chemist:I really like you a lot.

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