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Padme
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Ladette claims to be in Northeast Nigeria working for UNICEF. She finds Mad Chemist via his facebook page. They switch to Yahoo IM...
Lady Lad: hi there
Mad Chemist: Hi. How are you?
Lady Lad: i am fine but i have really missed you dear
Mad Chemist: Same here. I am happy we are online at the same time.
Mad Chemist: Tell me about you...where you are now, what you are doing
Lady Lad: i am still at the camp
Lady Lad: and i am talking to you now
Mad Chemist: Where is the camp exactly again? It has been a while since we have talked
Lady Lad: yes
Lady Lad: adamawa (this borders Borno State)
Lady Lad: what is going on with you dear
Mad Chemist: Oh. Wonderful. Northeast Nigeria? That must be how we started talking because of my work there. Eventhough, as you probably know I live in another country. I am in Bahrain.
Lady Lad: yes i know
Lady Lad: missed talking to you
Mad Chemist: I have been quite busy with work lately. Actually, it is your country that is keeping me the busy.
Mad Chemist: things are going well. I am sorry you are still at the camp.
Mad Chemist: I am coming to Nigeria for a visit for work soon.
Lady Lad: what exactly is your work
Lady Lad: and nigeria is not my country
Lady Lad: i just came on a work mission here
Mad Chemist: Oh, I see. Do you like it in Nigeria or do you want to leave?
Mad Chemist: I am a chemist. My expertise is in chemical agents and explosives.
Lady Lad: just have to finish my work here
Lady Lad: i see what you paste on face book what does all that mean
Mad Chemist: what do you mean dear?
Lady Lad: all the Al Qa3da stuffs
Lady Lad: but i like it
Mad Chemist: Thanks.  Glad you like it.
Lady Lad: yes
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awwwww
Lady Lad: i ahve been going thropugh hard time here dear
Chemist: really?
Mad Chemist: That is too bad
Lady Lad: dont know who to share my problems with
Mad Chemist: You can share them with me.
Mad Chemist: Regarding my facebook page, I like to have a sense of humor. Because of what I do, we're always at war. Sometimes you have to laugh about it.
Mad Chemist: Does this make sense?
Lady Lad: yeah i think
Mad Chemist: I work with our groups in the middle east, north africa and west africa
Lady Lad: ok
Mad Chemist: We have people in Nigeria so I have been working with Nigeria a lot lately.
Lady Lad: my dear i wish you could do me little favor
Mad Chemist: what's that?
Lady Lad: i went to see the doctor yesterday because i was feeling sick
Mad Chemist: how are you?
Lady Lad: he told me i got sick from the local food i eat here
Lady Lad: and my food stuffs are finished for some time now
Mad Chemist: that is not good.
Lady Lad: yes
Lady Lad: but the problem now is that i have no money to buy my self food stuffs
Lady Lad: and some drugs
Mad Chemist: Where in Adamana are you?
Lady Lad: i really dont know the area because we are not allowed to go out
Mad Chemist: I can have someone from in come see you.
Lady Lad: and by tommorow we will be living to one part of the country called lagos
Mad Chemist: Why?
Mad Chemist: Do not go to Lagos.
Lady Lad: why dear
Mad Chemist: You are already in the part of Nigeria I will be visiting soon.
Mad Chemist: I am going to Borno State in a few weeks to visit our teams there.
Lady Lad: my dear it is just for some few days
Lady Lad: and i will be back
Lady Lad: but i need your help
Chemist does not like the idea of her travelling while she is sick
Mad Chemist: Why would they let you travel when you are sick?
Mad Chemist: If they can have you travel they can get you food.
Mad Chemist: You need to talk to them about this silly plan.
Lady Lad: i told them i can go
Mad Chemist: Well, do not go.
Mad Chemist: Go to Maiduguri if you must go somewhere. Or Kano.
Lady is wondering ...who do you work with exactly?
Lad: can you tell me what kind of assoicaites you have there
Mad Chemist: I told you
Chemist: You know of them?
Lady Lad: i hear of them
Lady Lad: but dear
Mad Chemist: The media there calls them Boko Haram, so maybe you heard that name.
Lady Lad: yes i do
Lady Lad: is that your work
Mad Chemist: I make chemical weapons and explosives.
Lady Lad: for them
Mad Chemist: Yes. And other groups too. But they are the ones in Nigeria.
Lady Lad: ok
Mad Chemist: So, you will consider not going to Lagos?
Lady Lad: my dear please i have to go
Mad Chemist: What is wrong?
Lady Lad: nothing dear
Mad Chemist: Why must you go?
Lady Lad: just work
Mad Chemist: But you are sick
Mad Chemist: And I want to help
Lady Lad: not that sick that i acn not work
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Really...because she seemed pretty sick earlier....
Mad Chemist: Are you upset with me because of my work?
Lady Lad: no not at all
Mad Chemist: Are you sure?
Lady Lad: yes dear
Mad Chemist: We are not the bad guys. I promise you.
Mad Chemist: Will you let me help you?
Lady Lad: ok
Lady Lad: i believe you
Lady Lad: ok
Lady Lad: help me
Lady Lad: my dear i need it urgently
Lady Lad: please
Mad Chemist is a gentleman and offers to send someone to help...
Mad Chemist: Ok. Let me send someone to you.
Mad Chemist: My teams are not that far away.
Mad Chemist: What is the organization you work for?
Mad Chemist: They can find you. It is not a problem.
Lady Lad: my dear it will not work out that way
Mad Chemist: why not?
Mad Chemist: are they mistreating you there?
Mad Chemist gets angry at the idea of her not being treated well
Lady Lad: my dear if you could send it throug western union that will be better so i could ask my supervisor to go pick it up for me because he is a native of this town
Mad Chemist: Who is your supervisor?
Mad Chemist: I think he is not taking good care of you. Perhaps he needs to discuss this with and explain himself.
Lady Lad: he is the team leader here
Lady Lad: are you gonna help
Mad Chemist: What organization does he represent?
Mad Chemist: I am trying to dear
Lady Lad: Unicef
Lady Lad: just do it that way please
Mad Chemist: Ok. Let him meet with my men. We can help you. Also, I would like to know you are being taken care of properly.
Lady Lad: they wont let them iunto the camp just like that
Mad Chemist: Then let him come to us. They will meet him somewhere.
Lady Lad: you know what is going on here
Mad Chemist: Yes.
Mad Chemist: I do
Maybe this "UNICEF" place needs to go....
Mad Chemist: I do not like the idea of you in some camp where you are not getting food.
Lady Lad: so we are over protected here
Mad Chemist: Are you sure this place should exist?
Mad Chemist: There is a reason why we are taking control of northern nigeria.
Lady Lad: ok
Lady Lad: just help me
Lady Lad: we can talk about that later ok
Mad Chemist: I am trying to help you
Lady Lad: thanks
Lady Lad: it will be better that way ok
Lady Lad: shoul i send you the details of the team leader
Lady Lad: ok
Lady Lad: dear
Mad Chemist: Yes.
Mad Chemist: Please
Mad Chemist: Will you please consider leaving there? I do not think it is safe for your health in that place.
Lady Lad: ok
Lady Lad: i will
Lady Lad: are gonna help me
Lady Lad: *you
Mad Chemist: Yes.
Lady Lad: ok
Lady Lad: can i ask how much you helping me with dear
Mad Chemist: Do you want to come to or Kano?
Lady Lad: ok
Lady Lad: just fro you
Lady Lad: for you
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Sweet
Lady Lad: are you there
Mad Chemist: I will be visiting both cities soon.
Mad Chemist: Right now I am at home in Manama, Bahrain. Near Saudi Arabia.
Mad Chemist: But I have to visit Borno State soon for work due to all of the recent activities in Damboa, Cameroon, etc.
Lady Lad: ok
Mad Chemist: So I could meet you in either city. I think is closer to you. We bombed a lot of it but not all of it.
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Not all of it...
Lady Lad: my dear how much $ will i be expecting from you and when shuold i be expecting it so i can inform my supervisor.
Mad Chemist: I do not trust your supervisor if he is not giving you food.
Mad Chemist is angry with her boss
Mad Chemist: I am angry at this man.
Lady Lad: not his fault
Mad Chemist: Can I visit you where you are?
Lady Lad: sure
Lady Lad: i can give you another citizens name here
Chemist just needs a little information (on where to find your camp)
Mad Chemist: Ok. The first thing you need to do is talk to your supervisor and get your exact location.
Mad Chemist: Preferably the longitude and latitude coordinates for the camp. Can you do this?
Lady Lad: i will
Lady Lad: ask
Mad Chemist: Wonderful.
Mad Chemist: Get those, and also, just so I can make sure I have everything, please get the villiage name and any major roads near by.
Mad Chemist: Please send me this as soon as you can
Lady Lad: okay
Lady Lad: so tell me what i asked you
Mad Chemist: what did you ask me?
Lady Lad: and should i send those details
Lady Lad: hwo much you are willing to send
Mad Chemist: Send me the details on where you are, exactly. Also the name of the person who runs your operation.
Mad Chemist: And any information about them that you feel would be helpful.
Mad Chemist: I'll take care of things on my end
Lady Lad: this are the details
Lady Lad: okay
Lady Lad: i wantto kow when you are sending it because you know it is urgent for me dear
Mad Chemist: I need to know your exact location. ok?
Lady Lad: i said will ask ok
Lady Lad: tell me if you can help or not
Lady Lad: are you there
Mad Chemist: Yes. But I need to know where you are first.
Lady Lad: ok
Lady Lad: here are the details
Lady Lad: name...Ladd IsLad ....Nigeria
post code....xxxx
question...who cares
answer....Mad Chemist
Lady Lad: please help me so i can get much better and so that i will be able to help you to
Lady Lad: i think here is what you want to know
Lady Lad: i am in Somewhere city
Lady Lad: lat..xx.14 long....xx.23
Lady Lad: are you there
Lady Lad: my dear i dont have much time now
Lady Lad: i amgoing off now
Lady Lad: please do not forget your promise to me
Lady Lad: i hope to hear from you ok
Just need a little more specific information...
Mad Chemist: I have to look this up on a map.
Mad Chemist: I will though.
Mad Chemist: What is your bosse name and phone number/
But why do you need my exact location? So I can destroy if it I want to...duh!
Lady Lad: why you asking all this
Mad Chemist: Is the camp itself just called Uncef or does it have another name
Mad Chemist: You know why I am asking.
Lady Lad: no tell me
Mad Chemist: Because if they mistreat you, I want to be able to find them
Lady Lad: we have no name just unicef
Lady Lad: we just came to rake cate of sick children here
Lady Lad: unicef team
Mad Chemist: I wonder if they are doing a good job of this if they do not have good food.
I care about you... that's why I am going to send armed men to your door
Mad Chemist: I care about you. If they are not treating you ok, I will send men there.
Lady Lad: no dont please
Mad Chemist: Why?
Mad Chemist: I can not find you on the map
Lady Lad: are you there
Lady Lad: that is what i know about here
Lady Lad: thats all
Mad Chemist: Please find out more dear
Mad Chemist: I need to know the following:
Lady Lad: i am not a citizen here dear
Mad Chemist: Your boss is and even if not, he knows where his camp is
Lady Lad: ok i will find out better
Here's what I need to know -um, not to attack or anything...
Mad Chemist: ask him
Mad Chemist: Here is what I need:
Lady Lad: what?
Mad Chemist:
His name
His number
City
Closest road
Map coordinates: full log + lat
Name of any large installations near by
Mad Chemist: Are there any weapons there?
Mad Chemist: How many workers are on site?
Mad Chemist: That is all.
Mad Chemist: And if you can send me some photos of the camp and tents/buildings, this will be useful also.
Lady Lad: that will be a little hard but i will just for you
Lady Lad: ok
Mad Chemist: And need to know: is this run by Christians? Are there any Americans there? etc.
Mad Chemist: As much information as you can give me.
Lady Lad: ok i will
Lady Lad: hope you got the information isent to you
Mad Chemist: When can you get all of this to me?
Mad Chemist: Yes, but I can only send you the money when I have this information ok?
Lady Lad: i should be hearing from you soon
Lady Lad: do you want me to die here
Mad Chemist: No. I would like to get you out of there
Lady Lad: if you know you do not want to help please do not put me on condition
Lady Lad: ok
Mad Chemist: I am trying hard to help you but you are not making it easy dear
Lady Lad: help me so i will be able to help you too
Mad Chemist: Get me the information. Just act like you are curious to your boss and he will tell you things.
Mad Chemist: Say you need to tell your friends where you are or something.
Lady Lad: ok i got you
She wants to join Chemist in "his work"
Lady Lad: i would also like to join your work there
Mad Chemist: Wonderful. You will like Bahrain.
Mad Chemist: Beautiful country with many shops, restaurants. And I have awonderful home on the beach.
Lady Lad: yes i will
Lady Lad: i kbnow what you do
^
Good, because I wasn't sure that was made clear
Mad Chemist: And there is no war here. I never live in war zones.
Lady Lad: i have been thinking about it
^
oh kayyyy
Mad Chemist: What do you mean dear?
Lady Lad: i have been thinking on how to tell you
Mad Chemist: Tell me
Lady Lad: how to join your work
Lady Lad: i like it
^
Who wouldn't?
Mad Chemist: Wonderful. this makes me very happy!
Lady Lad: i am happy when you are happy
Mad Chemist: What would you like to do?
Lady Lad: you tell me
Lady Lad: what job you will like to give me to do
Mad Chemist: We do all kinds of things here so it depends on what your interest is.
Mad Chemist: Tell me, who runs the camp where you are? Is it Nigerians or Americans or someone else?
Mad Chemist: How many people are there?
Mad Chemist: I have to run dear. Find out all you can.
Mad Chemist: I will get you out of there. Do not worry. You make me very happy.
I feel good about this romance.... |
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Padme
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Sun Aug 03, 2014 10:58 pm |
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As it happens, Boko Haram sent a threatening letter to the people in Adamawa state today.
To be fair, the Mad Chemist did warn her to leave Adamawa before the letter arrived, so her not speaking to him today is really uncalled for. |
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"Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
x2 x6 x2 Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
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Padme
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She is now offering to recruit young men to fight for Boko Haram...  |
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"Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
x2 x6 x2 Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
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