Woe to the White Tiger

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**Spammer** Joined: 12 Jun 2014 Posts: 1

White tiger away to the West,
the North field is basalt.
As to why the trapped array
Phoenix did not say
Four spirits gathered again.
The dragon, phoenix and
Cheap ray ban sunglasses?

Basaltic White Tiger,
Liu Tong, still remains in my mind.
Basaltic White Tiger,
has become the past,

Hamsters wail,
sackcloth rended.
Sharp teeth,
gnashed.

Cheap ray ban sunglasses surpass her

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

I edited much of the spam, and removed the links...and changed stuff around. I found it quite touching.

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 3:19 am

Aww.............. Poetic spam. How sweet!

Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18312

That's not what the post looked like before. I think Snerd wrote that poem, except for the Ray Bans part, and is trying to trick everyone by using a spammer as a pseudonym. Now, if we could get a thorough analysis of the poetry, we could possibly find him proper treatment.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

The spammer wrote it...I just made it into what he really wanted to say.

Down with commercialism!

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 3:27 am

Ima Baeder wrote:

Now, if we could get a thorough analysis of the poetry, we could possibly find him proper treatment.

Spammer as rewritten by Snerd wrote:

As to why the trapped array
Phoenix did not say
Four spirits gathered again.

In Jungian psychological theory that expression is considered a classic example of clinical insanity. ("Psychological Types" by C. Jung, 1921, reprinted by Princeton University Press 1976, page 276, note 3.)

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 3:41 am

Stuff the poncy poetry, where do I get my cheap ray bans?

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 3:42 am

What was the procedure for banning someone again? I hit the red button that says "Tsnerd?"

*** BANNED *** Joined: 26 Jul 2012 Posts: 1116

Tsnerd wrote:

Down with commercialism!

Introduce a little anarchy. I approve.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

:sigh:

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 3:46 am

As Eater's Poetry Club's founder, chairman, treasurer, main financier, head reverend, doctor, lawyer, cleaner, dish washer and 50 % of the membership I read the OP and reach for my big red "admission denied" stamp.

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 3:48 am

Quote:

Tsnerd: The Banning

creep down
detest Eater to spill Happy Morning
Sky Spams
Justcold is Wet Cold

Ban if I get drunk

somebody a Spammer
killing you.

Do I get my prize?

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18312

bware419ers wrote:

What was the procedure for banning someone again? I hit the red button that says "Tsnerd?"

Silly. You're a level 1 mod, you don't have a ban button. Your buttons are all just pretend right now. Did you think they actually work? Laughing

You have to get to level 11 before you get a ban button. Level 13 before you can <strike>delete spam</strike> edit poetry into spammer posts.

As for Snerd's poetry, I found that he's been moonlighting on other forums, spreading his cheap ray ban joy under other pseudonyms. http://www.powderandbulk.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.pl?num=1402114547

Quote:

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That one has a darker tone than the white tiger one he posted here.

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 4:13 am

Such a lovely pome... But missing the hamsters

What was I thinking??? I fixed it - TS

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 4:15 am

Ima Baeder wrote:

Silly. You're a level 1 mod, you don't have a ban button. Your buttons are all just pretend right now. Did you think they actually work? Laughing

I wondered why I kept hitting the buttons and nothing was destroyed. Back to reading those damn manuals.

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 4:19 am

GTmama wrote:

Such a lovely pome... But missing the hamsters

I suspect the White Tiger ate them, for they were wearing such lovely cheap Ray Ban sunglasses.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Quote:

As for Snerd's poetry, I found that he's been moonlighting on other forums, spreading his cheap ray ban joy under other pseudonyms.

I <strike>was drunk when I wrote</strike> don't know what you are talking aboot.

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 4:49 am

There once was an old noodler named Justcold.
Who ate chicken straight from the can.
But his family don't mind,
He's just keeping up with tradition.
And one day he'll marry his sister.

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 4:55 am

Double post, but there's only level 1 mods around, so what are they going to do about it.

Do you think the lesson in "Spammer School" on choosing your username is just "let your cat walk over the keyboard"?.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Well, which should I delete?

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 5:31 am

All of the above.

Mod manual chapter 1, paragraph 1, footnote 2, "Jackboot." Sheesh, after all these years you need a reminder? You're level 13 for crying out loud! I still have two promotions to go to match you.

Damn these hierarchies anyway. Mad

And why is Ima level 18 when I got here before she did?

I'm going to whine to Rover and set up an Eater hate site. So unfair!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Well, the great thing about rank is the ability to just ignore the rules.

Suck it up, ummm, buttercup? (that is just so odd in <strike>Canadian</strike> <strike>American</strike> any language, really Confused

)

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 9:08 am

Dragons and phoenix's need cheap Raybans so they don't get blinded by fire.

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 9:38 am

that, and glare from the white tiger. My cat doesn't glare so much as scowl.

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 9:39 am

I've never seen cheap Ray-Bans-ever. My cats do not approve of discount merchandise.