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Salting the Gold mine
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 03 Jan 2014
Posts: 993
Location: Living next door to Alice

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Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:40 am |
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What makes this the best forum you have ever belonged to ???
I have my own thoughts on this but I would love to hear yours.  |
_________________ Thanks for the history,are you have now....what new version are we entry.perhaps the birth of Prince George junior and how Willie Kate Middleton made love and gave birth...o'h...o'h the queen is fight war in Afganistan...Lest i forget you made love to your ground mom last nite...Uncle tell me a knew story...are you happy now........Mr H0rn J3rry or was that Mr J3rry H0rn,I never really knew
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Look Mr Man,you must be a joker to think you can't' play smart with me I was just following you to see where you land.Stop contacting me you are just a fucking shucking dick........J@me5.
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Duckling
Elite Baiter

Joined: 13 Jul 2013
Posts: 1793
Location: Not quite there yet

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Mon Jun 09, 2014 12:02 pm |
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I still agree with myself:
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=153628
Especially as I spent most of my hiatus year on a gaming forum that included general topics for politics and religion. Oh yes. Lots of politics and religion. Spiced with occasional "you foreigners [defined here as "anyone not American"] are tolerated here but you should be reminded occasionally of your status as second class forum citizens." |
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Sloth: "Your lies are so absurd that you made me stranded in another man’s land! Kindly don’t write back or reply my message again because if you do my God Almighty will purnish and destroy you in JESUS’ name! AMEN."
"You are very stupid! Do you hear me?! Stupid is your name!" -Lovely Laura
"I will take your name and use it for the Money Ritual!" -Lovely Laura again.
"I will send you a letter bomb. Don't worry, I will send Boko Haram to your country." -Boko Boy.
"Ogun kill you your family go die this year!" -David the Payment Agent |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler

Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13579
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing

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Mon Jun 09, 2014 12:13 pm |
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^^^ I agree with the n00b
It is the general lack of cockwallets. If we could just get rid of the fascist Mods it would be perfect.
Now can someone tell me why my lad is nerfed? |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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DTPM
Master Baiter

Joined: 25 Apr 2014
Posts: 164
Location: In here, out there.

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Mon Jun 09, 2014 12:28 pm |
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I found this forum to be really helpful.
Got a mentor I can blame my cock ups on.
Guides on how to tenderise and fork lads.
The funniest stories I have ever read.
Phone calls that make me laugh.
Tattoos that have left me 'gobsmacked'.
Photo's that have made me giggle and some have left a bit of sick in my mouth...
Anonymity, multi cultural, not political and eater has some ethics, I like that.
I admin'd a very large motorcycle forum for nearly a decade and tbh, I had had enough of forums, egos, politics and the click. I haven't really noticed any of that here so I think I'll be staying  |
_________________ The league of adventurists.
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon

Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack

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Mon Jun 09, 2014 12:31 pm |
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I occasionally post on Naijapals - probably the worst (and worst moderated) forum anywhere.
Just so you know. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Duckling
Elite Baiter

Joined: 13 Jul 2013
Posts: 1793
Location: Not quite there yet

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Mon Jun 09, 2014 12:52 pm |
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| B8er wrote: |
| If we could just get rid of the fascist Mods it would be perfect. |
Yeah, the dev team should totally fix or do sumfink because we are paying customers. Well, you are paying customers. I'm here just for the freebies in the patches. |
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Sloth: "Your lies are so absurd that you made me stranded in another man’s land! Kindly don’t write back or reply my message again because if you do my God Almighty will purnish and destroy you in JESUS’ name! AMEN."
"You are very stupid! Do you hear me?! Stupid is your name!" -Lovely Laura
"I will take your name and use it for the Money Ritual!" -Lovely Laura again.
"I will send you a letter bomb. Don't worry, I will send Boko Haram to your country." -Boko Boy.
"Ogun kill you your family go die this year!" -David the Payment Agent |
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packman
Elite Baiter

Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.

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Mon Jun 09, 2014 12:52 pm |
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i wouldnt say its the best forum I belong to but its the best one on this subject. the camaraderie is wonderful the humor and the mission to indirectly save someone from prossably making life altering mistake. |
_________________ Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
The receipt you send is totally invisible ok-Kelly
FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
AND GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR SCAMMING HOUNST MEN LIKE ME.. Segun Akintemi
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin

Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21219
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie

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Mon Jun 09, 2014 12:54 pm |
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To begin with, the Ethics policy. We receive some very sensitive information and we use it for a higher good. If you get out of line here, not only to the Mods address it, but it is often addressed by the members first.
Then, the whole friendliness/teaching/teamwork aspect that shows in this forum. If you need help, someone is always there with direction, whether they are your mentor or not.
Then there is the opportunity for real mind fuckery. If I have a chance to mentally rape a scammer, I'm on it! Sometimes you just need a good outlet for the stress of every day life. |
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"I started to read it but got bored after the first couple of sentences." - SOOI
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Duckling
Elite Baiter

Joined: 13 Jul 2013
Posts: 1793
Location: Not quite there yet

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Mon Jun 09, 2014 12:56 pm |
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Oh, and also: in case you sometimes think what you might be missing, here is an analysis I made based on countless of observations on how to argue properly in the Interwebs. Use it as a reference if you ever get into one of those mudslinging contests and victory is guaranteed:
http://i.imgur.com/8YHHi19.jpg
If that doesn't convince you, remember rule II: when in doubt, pick a bingo word:
http://i.imgur.com/s47mLdP.jpg |
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Sloth: "Your lies are so absurd that you made me stranded in another man’s land! Kindly don’t write back or reply my message again because if you do my God Almighty will purnish and destroy you in JESUS’ name! AMEN."
"You are very stupid! Do you hear me?! Stupid is your name!" -Lovely Laura
"I will take your name and use it for the Money Ritual!" -Lovely Laura again.
"I will send you a letter bomb. Don't worry, I will send Boko Haram to your country." -Boko Boy.
"Ogun kill you your family go die this year!" -David the Payment Agent |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru

Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237

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Mon Jun 09, 2014 2:52 pm |
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Try the veal, you'll never leave. The complementary valet parking is also nice. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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IM_Dumm
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 06 Dec 2004
Posts: 823
Location: Del Boca Vista Phase 3

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Mon Jun 09, 2014 4:57 pm |
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I have to say that I quite enjoy the buy-one-lad-get-one-free promotions on Tuesday; in addition to the liberal lad return policy. |
_________________ "THEY STILL FEED YOU WITH PLASTIC SPOONS THAT IS WHY YOU SOMETIMES TALK LIKE A BABY." Mr. Yuguda Yuguda
"u are noting but a hee goat fuck dick" Denis Morgan
"...I am still angry tyoing this to you..if you can se my face right now..its contorted because of you.." Bernard Fenendez
"you can as well fuck the hell out" Barr. Peter Ojiko
"Don;t even try to mail me again,just forget about me forever.Even GO AWAY" Abu Tafa
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru

Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...

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Mon Jun 09, 2014 4:58 pm |
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The Asparagus, lightly grilled.
...and zombies... |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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conga22
Baiting Guru

Joined: 08 Jul 2009
Posts: 2097
Location: Look Behind You

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Mon Jun 09, 2014 4:59 pm |
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To be honest, it's the only forum that will have me  |
_________________ PLEASE,WE DO NOT WANT ANY URGLY SITUATION IN THIS TRANSACTION
There is a lot of spaces in the receipt for them to put their stamp, so why do they put the stamp on the 10 digital codes, and you know that without the correct number ,western union here cannot issue out the payment. (I know )
When i tell you how to do things well you will do the opposite Why?-Joseph D1ar4
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watch video here Lagos to Cotonou - thanks Mr. Grant
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru

Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14309
Location: Foraging for Nuts.

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Mon Jun 09, 2014 5:09 pm |
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Because we don't walk away when just about everyone else would.
It takes the best of humanity to deal with the worst.
I guess that's why. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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Vampiremerchant
Baiting Guru

Joined: 01 Nov 2009
Posts: 3227
Location: Scotland

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Mon Jun 09, 2014 5:20 pm |
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin

Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21219
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie

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Mon Jun 09, 2014 5:23 pm |
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loualsindor
Elite Baiter

Joined: 23 Mar 2012
Posts: 1999
Location: A little rock in a big ocean

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Mon Jun 09, 2014 5:54 pm |
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It's simple for me.
On other forums, you talk about shit.
On THIS forum, you get shit done.
A purpose is a good thing and trolls never have the inclination to get anything done besides irritation. |
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Budapest/Fiji - 22,500 miles
Save, Collines, Benin/Victoria Island, Nigeria - 448 miles on a bus
Save, Collines, Benin/Accra, Ghana - 700 miles on a bus
Evil Attorney epics - 22
- Why do you give shit about who i scammed you have to stop sticking ur nose on my shoes. Because it doesn't fit your noses
- Please bring me back before i hit my brain on a pan.
- This business is not like selling shoes and clothes in the market sir.
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru

Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!

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Mon Jun 09, 2014 6:08 pm |
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I thought this place was an upmarket Dating Site  |
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(Br Joe)
"..May your unborn kids don't grow and may you be burnt to ashes asap ! " CCS
"..Sir we have given you more than 5 different accounts yet you still complaining " SCB
" YOU LOW LIFE SATANIC AGENT, FORWARD THESE MESSAGES TO YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER, THEY WILL DEFINITELY ENJOY READING THEM." RG |
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Big Al
Baiting Guru

Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....

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Mon Jun 09, 2014 6:10 pm |
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Here trolls are promptly sent to the Curb. (With the exception of Pastor Frank)
I hate it here, unfortunately, it's where my computer keeps bringing me back to when I hit Home.
Honestly though, where else can one person do so much good for other people? Between here and the warning site posts, literally thousands of victims can be helped by the actions of just one person. |
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Justcold
*** BANNED ***

Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6969
Location: Happy New Year!

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Tue Jun 10, 2014 1:43 am |
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I'm not leaving until I get the "Hot Ladies of Eater" calendar. |
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Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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irishemigrant
** REMEMBERED **

Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E

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Tue Jun 10, 2014 2:06 am |
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^^ You didn't get your copy??
Miss June is ***HOT***
Ok, I may be a bit older, but anything with a pulse and breathing is hot at my age
Have to admit, Slightly has summed it up very well. Especially the people that contribute in Scamwarners. |
_________________ SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin

Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21219
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie

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Tue Jun 10, 2014 3:09 am |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6969
Location: Happy New Year!

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Tue Jun 10, 2014 3:11 am |
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^I have already received the "All B8ER All the Time" calendar. Thanks anyways..  |
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Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler

Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13579
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing

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Tue Jun 10, 2014 3:26 am |
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^^^But your copy must be getting a bit sticky by now. |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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Justcold
*** BANNED ***

Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6969
Location: Happy New Year!

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Tue Jun 10, 2014 3:28 am |
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^The birds do get some use out of it.... |
_________________ * Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate
Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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