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 English to Gomer Translator

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boofles
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Joined: 18 Jan 2010
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Seriously...someone needs to make this happen like nao.
ALL CAPS
no punctuation
no paragraph breaks
this=dis
is a=be
you=u
naija=9ja
there=dere
be=bi
are=r
why=y
etc, etc, etc.

I would just love to type something in regular english and see it magically transformed into the chairman's all caps best

Anyway, I'm sure it's been thought of before, but so what? it's the general forum so i'm posting the idea again lol

Very Happy

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Capt. Tripps
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Joined: 03 May 2011
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

There's already an English-to-Lad Translator, so you can generate your own scammer prose. Hope this helps.

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Tururut
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 9:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If you want some advice, personality will take you a lot further than ladspeak. The chairman is an old and rich ganster. Ever seen The Godfather? Then strive for something like this. Master plays this role awesomely: ironic, apparently soft... You get the idea. If you are a regular lad, be boastful and obnoxious. And about the language just throw a laddism here and there (mugu, oga, chop, one love...). Many times lads respect those who speak good English (i.e. Well educated). Overdoing can backfire, making you sound like an uneducated chav.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2014 3:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Capt. Tripps
It's amazing that site is still up and running!

Hope it's still there forever Mr. Green

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2014 6:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The G-men are a worldwide operation. As Tururut stated it is very respectable amongst the thieves to be educated.

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