Smooshy and Beaver: The Sequel (NSFW)

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Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

From here:
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=237146

I continue to email smooshy and finally receive a reply to my "merry7 christjas1" message to him (Beaver is hitting the vodka again):

Quote:

Miss you too

where have you been?
i have no one to talk dirty with
smooshy, why did you leave this pain in my heart?
where are you?

Quote:

Honny I don't know what to do, your people don't love me they planed to kill me, sweetie I want you to come over here so we can start another life, I miss you and I want you so bad
Kiss and mush loves
Your big joe

smooshy, no one is going to kill you
not now
i'll make sure
i miss you so much

I have a funny feeling smooshy will need to travel....

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 10:00 pm

Who tried to kill smooshy?

Oh, YAY! The Beav is back in town...AND DRINKING!!!! clapping

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

He ignored me for a while, but my weekly emails of

smooshy where are you
why are you ignoring me?
i thought you loved me!

have finally touched his empty <strike>heart</strike> wallet

Quote:

Hey Beaver how are you, i just thought i should say Hi and see how you are doing
i love you, i just thought you left me... i was alone on Valentine wishing you were here with me
well write me and hope you are safe. i miss my beaver and please take good care of yourself.

ipTRACKERonline.com wrote:

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Originating IP: 41.138.175.221
Originating ISP: Visafone
City: Lagos
Country of Origin: Nigeria
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Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

smooshy!
why would i leave you?
that's silly!
I miss my smooshy
i have no one except rosario and slutface
and they dont talk dirty to me

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Well you made me pass through a lot of hard times here
i feel really bad cause i needed you most but you were never there for me
well am happy you are ok and hope everyone is doing fine too

I still have that good feeling for you but i want you to know that i had a hard time without you
tell me more about how things is over there. i also miss you so much
well i hope you still love me

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

smooshy, you know I was locked up in rehab?
I couldn't be there for anyone!
not even myself
i was trapped there and only driver came for me

i am ok now, i have most of my memory back
vodka is good
rosey is good
smooshy is good

i love you!

Quote:

Funny how all these works out Beaver.
well you owe me an apology for making me go through all those stress all alone
have you been drinking how has your day going, i hope its good?

you owe my ass an apology for being a sissy boy that couldn't save me from rehab!
How very dare you!

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How dare what, i owe you no apologies beaver
i was here all along until the day you left
i tried all i could to make sure you are out safely

you see, you have no regards for me
remember am not your boy toy so larn how to speak when referring to me
and i repeat you owe me an apology, its harmless just a sorry
i stood by you, talking to those bunchs of fool and idiots around you
until the day you were released so i do not owe your slutty ass any apology ok
am still waiting to get a SORRY.

Oh smooshy, i'm so glad you apologized
now we can get back to important stuff
when are you coming?
I miss you!
also do you happen to like tequila?
or vodka?
i like vodka best!
kisses on your knees!
fuck me soon
beaver

Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2014 5:11 pm

Quote:

i do not owe your slutty ass any apology ok

I'm going to start using that line...around the House that is.

Been nice knowing ya....

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

We'll miss you OP!
Or now known as "dances with danger"
It's "more better".

Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2014 9:32 pm

Quote:

i do not owe your slutty ass any apology

Awww he knows the Beav so well! I was thinking he found the thread and caught on! I hope you can revive this one, it's one of my favorites. Going to have to put Part Two in my sig line! (is that okay?)

If anyone can revive this idiot, it's you Ginger! I need some laughs, so I am going to go reread the original thread. Evil Lol

The man, the myth, the legend OP wrote:

I'm going to start using that line...around the House that is.

Been nice knowing ya....

OP, there are easy ways to commit suicide, this is not one of them. Razz

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

@OP, I'll sneak in the cemetery and scratch the word pals on your tombstone! You're a braver man than I.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Well this lad isn't any fun! I'll have to insist on phone calls to get his blood pressure up.

I wonder what they did to the idiot that sacrificed 18 piggies.

oh smooshy!
you are so funny
when are you going to start being a dirty boy again
my jelly bean misses you!
my jelly bean is very sorry
can you forgive my jelly bean?
i'll pour some vodka on there and you can lick it off
then your big joe can visit?

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That's very good although i wanted the Beaver's apologies
well i miss jelly bean and wished she was here so big joe could ride on it
but before i can get back to that dirty talk i need to clear all that's on my mind
you made me feel bad some times ago but am happy now

Beaver you promised me some money before you left and since then you never wrote about it
you knew how bad i needed it, i was in so much need and am still stuck in it
i just hope there is something you can do about that just to make me happy again
Big joe will be all yours and we can continue talking dirty until you get so tired and pass out

oh smooshy!
so happy your big joe can come out and play!
smooshy, didn't you go to the western union for money that I sent to you?
i remember that was a very bad day with parking
what happened to it? i didn't ever go back to get a refund because it was just too much to do
do you still play with the big tractors?
you should stop doing that and come to me

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Well i have lots going on here, i did not get any money and you also need to go back and get whatsover money you sent to the western union, well you shouldn't leave the money there go and take the money back and send it to me ok. Big joe will be here waiting as soon as i settle everything he will come to jelly bean. but first you should go and get the money sent.

I can't image what kind of problems he'll have getting Beaver's money. Again.

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 4:31 pm

So, big joe can't come to play until he gets money? Prostitute!

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 5:26 pm

The Beav may need another lawyer...

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

He is very bitter. I don't know why Laughing

oh smooshy
you are so right
i'll send driver to get it
then big joe and jelly bean can play

i miss my ice cream cone
rosario is bringing me for my doctors appointment soon
i get a shot of something every week now
it's fab! I can dance much longer now
after the doctor then I can start drinking because it will be 5 oclock somewhere!
oh i just crack myslef up sometimes!

miss my smooshy!

Quote:

Let me know when its done.

Who are you?
You don't sound at all like my smooshy.

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Well your smooshy is gone now you have tommy and if you want him back then you should act the way he wants
You never sent no shit and now you claim to have your smooshy
I still feel bad about it Beaver and i want to know you will be sending it so we can get back and talk as we use to do
we can continue our dirty talk on my gmail chat, as we use to do
If you truly want me back then prove to me and send me the 10k you promised
so we can be cool and we can get back together and so i can be able to come see you.

Kisses and hugs my sweet Beaver hehehe

Oh smooshy
it's only money
where am I to send it?
I want my smooshy back!

So another account and no disgusting gmail chatty ice cream chat? It's win-win.

@Capone-You want to this one? "OOOO DIS MY MUGU"?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Quote:

Ok good you have my western union information
you should send it through western union
or make a cash deposit.
If you can't run the errand i think you have workers to help you do that.

Tell Jelly bean Big joe misses her.
Toomy's back hehehe.

Tommy
someone already took the money that I sent western union
do you want me to send it again?
i can have driver do a cash deposit

let me know what to do
i miss my smooshy!

Quote:

Here's the account to send it to. i don't want any mistake these time, send driver to make a cash deposit
attach and send only the copy of the teller or receipt of the deposit.

Bank of America
Account Number: bunch of numbers
Account name: snipped
Address: Baltimore Maryland

I want you to do these today and we can spend the rest of the day together talking dirty and making plans.

Ok smooshy
I asked driver and he'll do it.
He says the accouint number isn't right and there needs to be something called a routine number.
I don't know, I don't deal with this kind of thing.
But I need you to start talking dirty to me so can you look over that information for me.
I miss my smooshy!

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 1:20 am

YES.

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 1:25 am

19?? Good lawd!

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 2:04 am

Sweet Mother of Crap that is one Ass Load of Awesome Baiting! It's almost More Better than Twenty but not quite eh?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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Hello Beaver, well you should tell driver he only needs the name and account number to get the money sent.
I will be here waiting for the copy of the deposit slip, once i get that we will start talking dirty and then big joe is all yours

Today is monday he will be waiting to get it.
You wont have to get mad as i have lots going on with me and once that is settled then i will have nothing distracting me from treating you preciously like i always did.

My smooshy,

Driver says you are full of shit and he made me go to the bank with him
But I was crying since you haven't treated me nice lately...
So he climbed into the back of the limo and we started talking
I told you he's very foreign? Well he says men in his country don't treat women like this
then he let me have alittle vodaka
i lifted up my skirt and he danced on my jelly bean
and then he snipped graphic sexual content
and it was real good
so I gave him the $10,000.00 and told him he can keep it
you should have talked dirty to me
but now i think i love driver

smooshy, there's a saying here in this country
"once you go black you can't go back"
I think i may be addicted to his big fat cock, it is huge!
we did it again on the way home from the bank

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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Good for you and driver, well i guess that will be the last pigshit i wanted to have more fun
I checked again to see if the 419eater blog would still keep up with the fun
guess you also got tired, wished you have sent me the deposit slip it would have been more fun my silly Beaver

Tell driver to fuck that pussy and later fuck your brians off.
you can also pour a voldka on jelly bean and then tell johnny to drop fire from the matchstick or lighter
That will be more fun, am sorry my stupid Beaver you and whoever it is you should go fuck yourself

Sorry once again... no more PIGSHIT!!!
Fresh Tommy.

What the hell are you talking about?
What is pigshit? Do you do things to pigs there?
You are a strange person indeed.
I'm not going to your scammer site whatever 19eater is!
And I need not fuck myself since drive has the best cock ever.
Also, If you ever hack my email again I will have driver kill you because he can.
I hope one day I meet you in person so I can slap you for talking to me so mean.
You are evil.

Fuck me never,
Beaver

PMS Rosario says hi.

I think Beaver is on to us! Funny how she thinks it's Tommy who hacked her box! Silly, drunken Beaver!

Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2014 8:20 pm

Lmao! Don't worry, Driver will keep plying her with vodka and she'll forget all about the hacking soon!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Poor Jacks! I don't know why he brought his good name into all of this. Sheesh! Lads these days, no proper home training.

Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2014 10:54 pm

Awww, Rosario says "Hasta la vista"!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

I'm shocked this loser idiot boi wrote today.

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Just send me the deposit slip that's all am asking for.. and tell driver i said well done.
I bet his doing a nice work on that jelly bean.

Tell Rosario I said .......FUCK YOU!!!

smooshy!
I'll tell rosario fuck you
she'll probablly bet real mad
LOL
oh her face gets all red when she gets mad!
I've enclosed a special slip for you.
Fuck me soon!
Beaver

Beaver has an attachment called WU MTCN, but I kind of sent something else since Beaver is my mugu keep off oooooo

Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 1:16 am

Oh so many responses from rosa come to mind....

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Silly Beaver still didn't change the password to her email.

Today the fool writes:

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ok, but you have not sent the slip?? cause i have not yet recceive it here. i will be wating my sweet jelly...
have a lovely time..

fuch you soon
your big joe.

smooshy!
i told rosario you said fuck off and she said she would send you the slip
but she burned the slip
she says you are bad man
oh she cracks me up!
smooshy, can we dance now?
i miss you!
driver says hi!

wait, he wants to say something

U BE SMALL BOI
OGUN CAST THUNDERFIRE 2 U
UR MOTHER MUST BE AN ASHAWOOOO BECAUSE U ARE NOTING BUT A ONICHA CRIMINAL...THIEF...FUCK UR ASS ILITARITE MONKEY(stolen from mass insult thread)

Driver has some pent up rage, Beaver would never ever use words like that.

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