Tina the Chicken Farmer

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Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 5:01 pm

Will Tina be my next lady love? I hope so because I always wanted to be a farmer.

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how are you doing am tina by name am single lady with no kids am here seeking for the real rightv man of my heart who is honest and caring trustworthy and god fearingv man to relocate with and live new live am here for longlasting relationship i want a man who is responsible man and a man who understand this life

Hi Tina,

How are you today? I'm not a god fearing man. Don't believe in all the hoces poces. If you don't want to talk because of that, it's ok. Just thought I'd say hi!

Love,
Andy

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why you said so am a honest passionate open minded lady i need a responsible and understanding man to make a realtionship with and reloate with spend the rest of my life with

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how are you doing am tina by name am single lady with no kids am here seeking for the real right man of my heart who is honest and caring trustworthy and god fearing man to relocate with and live new live am here for long lasting relationship i want a man who is responsible man and a man who understand this life am from dallas texas am presently in west africa to take over my late dad poultry farm am here for something real and unique il like to know more about you

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dont see been here nigeria as abarrier to what we are here for am honest and lovely lady

Dear Tina,

No I don't see you being in Nigeria as a barrier. So you own a poultry business? What's that like? It sounds interesting. Do you have chickens or turkeys or both? Are they free range? Do you have them for eggs or for butchering? You must be an extreme talent to be able to move there from Dallas and be successful!

I'm a cruise ship captain. It's a fun job! I get to see so much and meet so many nice people.

Hope to read you soon!

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yes thats why am here to seek for a man to move forward with and spend the rest of my life with and live together to get married is a gain for me and my husband so after am there with him all the property will belongs to me and my husband but i want a man who is going to be taking good care of me and the man who wil have true love and love me forever

Dear Tina,

That sounds very nice. I hope that I can be that man for you. Being a chicken farmer sounds like a good job and I suppose we can do that as a family. I'm a bit of an acrchivist though. I would like to know more about the business as I'm interested. Are the chickens free range? Are they fed any boner meal? Do you also have gunieas?

Love,
Andy

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okay dear am so happy to hear that and also i need a man to help me and the one that we will botyh take care nof the farm and also i want you to know that ther poultry will be sold cause the government are try to get it from me and they dont want to pay so i need to charged them to court and also i need a man that i love and the one that love me so he will be the one to help me claim the property also it was what my dad wrote in his will that i must have get married before i was given that why am here to seek for my husband and the one that will be with me forever and i ant an honest man that wont cheat or lie to love me because of my property so i need to get to know you better and i want you to tell me...ARE YOU GOING TO BE HONEST TO ME?...and i want you to know that once wwe get this sold we start a new life and have a happy family together and also the money will be sent to you and you get me ouuta here and we live together so i want you to think better about this and i want you to tell me the truth cause i dont want to rush into nay relation that i will be cheat and get all what i have for my life time away from me and i want yopu to know that am orphan and i need some to care,love and treat me well as i want and i want that to be yopu if you truly love me so i will like to know all what you have in mnind anmd what you also thuink we can do about this and i want this to happen soon cause it going to end of year now and the government are threating me so i need your help babe so i will like to hear from you soon and tell me all you have in mind for this relationship and fr a better future for us...thanks a lot and i am here for you every time....love you so much babe....

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hello how are you doing am waiting to read from you babe

Dear Tina,

What kind of government tries to steal a chicken farm? Why are they trying to take it? That's horrible! I'm confused a little I guess. So you want to sell the farm first and then you want us to be together? But you have to get married before you can sell it? Well, I don't know. You want me to be HONEST and all I can say is I never think it's a good idea to just rush to be married. Maybe you can ask the government for a stay so that we have a little more time to get to know each other first. I'm not saying it's impossible, I'm just saying I want to be smart about this. I hope you understand.

Love,
Andy

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i want you to know that am not rushing you and i want you to try and understand me as well all am trying toi do also is to get to know you better and we have some thing real and sincere to each other...the reason why they try toi steal it from me is that since my mother passed away for some years no one ever camne there to supervise it and when i heard that she has a poultry there and thats the only property i can stand n from my parent casue the family never want to give any one to me cause am the only child they have and they envy me thats why...so am not also rushiong you and i will like you tell me your past and all i need to know about you cause i think that we can build and raise a happy home and a children to call us..and i hope you also want this to tell me about your past experience and thing i need to know about yopu and i will never hide away from you ....and i hope you understand me well and understand all the feelings am trying to share with you.....and i hope if we join hand together and love each other like god want we make a happy home and live together forever...so tell me more about yourself and we get to know each other better..thanks .....love you so much

Dear Tina,

Hey baby! I hadn't heard from you in a few days and I was starting to get worried! I understand now. Thanks for understanding that I don't want to rush into this. We need to take things nice and easy. What would you like to know about me? Ask away!

Love,
Andy

Lazy basturd.....

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same here babe i like to know all what you have do in past i want to now everything about you better

Dear Tina,

Gosh, I don't even know where to start! OK well, I was born in North Carolina. My grandparents owned a alpaca farm. It was beautiful. Swans in the pond... so romantic. I was born at 6:00 exactly in the evening in the old house on the farm. My mom said it's funny because she told the midwife that I better be born by 6 so she could watch Wheel of Fortune and then out I popped. Maybe that's why I've always been good at the wheel. I weighed 7lbs 8oz and was 21 in long. Or maybe it was 22 in. I can't remember. My mom said I was a good baby and didn't cry too much.

How about you? Tell me about being a baby.

Love,
Andy

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 6:02 pm

*giggle giggle* boner meal...

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 6:22 pm

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Swans in the pond... so romantic.

Some of don't find them all that Romantic.

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 6:30 pm

Are you acquiring a certain degree of swanophobia courtesy scary Russian chick and her commando swans?

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 7:55 pm

Stupid lads always ask "ARE YOU GOING TO BE HONEST?" First off, the answer will always be yes, even if it's a lie, the answer will be yes. Their last boy/girlfriend always cheated with their best friend. Blah blah blah.

Please do this for me, can you as her how old she was when her parents died? If it's over the age of 18, slap her around for me. You are not a friggin orphan if your are an adult. Otherwise all the grandmas and grandpas in resting homes are orphans. It is one of my biggest pet peeves with lads.

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Loving your work GTmama! Good luck with your future in chicken plucking.

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 8:11 pm

Yes, the "don't contact me if you are a lying scammer and want money" is all over the scammer profiles on FMF. I thought it was cute and contacted them. I'm, after all, not a scammer. I am something else entirely! Very Happy

And I get ticked off by the sob stories, too. I mean, what kind of dumbass wet rags do they think we are? Oh wait, I already asked this in paraphrase in another thread, haven't I?

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 11:02 pm

Mainoksia wrote:

Are you acquiring a certain degree of swanophobia courtesy scary Russian chick and her commando swans?

I'm afraid I might be! I been watching my back though.

And come on OP, not even a little??

Thank you NV! I'll send you a turkey for Thanksgiving. Laughing

SBAH, will do. I'm curious to see what he and all the other poor African orphans will say about it.

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 11:39 pm

^Well maybe IF its on a table surrounded by Candles, some Wine and a CARVING Knife but otherwise count me out!

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 12:35 am

^^^ funny that you say that because I was planning on asking him if we could start breeding/selling them on the farm. I was hoping to convince him that they are a delicacy here.

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 7:03 am

Thanksgiving Ninga Swan---I'm like so board wit dam turkee~~

Sounds deliishious

gettin it reddy for the pot ot to be 'bout like givin a cat a bath Dancing Banana

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 2:22 pm

I suspect swans taste like goose, only tougher. I much prefer ducks, myself. Wink

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 5:34 pm

I don't like chicken, turkey, duck, goose etc. They taste foul.

Evil Lol

I crack myself up! but seriously, I don't like eating fowl.

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 5:36 pm

^^^ *snickers*

Similar to guinea fowl, they taste fowl, too!

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 5:48 pm

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really good to hear from you am simple lady am born from dallas my mom is from dallas while my dad is from australia and they boorn me and give me normal caring they do not want anything to do me but i loose them when i remember this i always cry and tears come out in my eyes am crying now

Dear Tina,

Darling why did they not want anything to do with you? That's horrible! Well they must have loved you to leave you the chickens! Baby don't cry about it! You've got a family now so no more tears ok?

Tell me more about the farm please? Do you have any swans? If not I would really like to get some. Have you ever eaten swan? It tastes like chicken but has an afterbite that you can't get with other poultry. My grandmama used to serve it for Thanksgiving. I haven't had it in years and I'd really like to have it all the time. What do you think?

Love,
Andy

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 7:43 pm

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okay baby i hear all what you say to me my parent love me so much and they always make me happy all the time ...so baby how am going to know you are ready for me and areyou sure you will be making me happy all the time and take good care of me i havent eat swan? i think when am there with you i will eat that..so baby how many lady have you talk to on internet i like to know that and i do not know how you treat your woman will you love me forever or for just a while

Dear Tina,

Hey babe! Sorry I guess am confuse. You said your parents didn't want anything to do with you. Why? Were you a bad kid or something? Like a rebeler? I guess I kinda was as a teen but not so bad.

Honey. you're going to love swan! I can't believe you have a poultry farm with no swans! That's pretty common here. Did you know they're really smart like dolphins? They can be trained as guard swans. No joke! There are also a few places here where they are used to detect explosives and drugs. That's pretty amazin don't you think? I still prefer to eat them though. No offense to your business but i think wild swan tastes best. My friends and I usually go once a year to hunt for them. Maybe I could take you one day!

Honey I talked to a couple of girls on the internet before you came along. I haven't since you though. Why would I? And I'm here for a long term realationship... not some hit it and quit it type thing. What about you? Have you been talking to any other men?

Love,
Andy

Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 5:22 pm

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honey i want you to know that am not such a kind of lady that can
chewat or hurt the feelings you have for me and also am here for a
long term relationship and i want you to know that i knew about swans
just that i didnt understand what you are talking about also i want
you to believe in me that i will never hirt you or disaappoint you
case i was also hurt by a man and iu know how it feel when you are
hurt by someone and ui want you to know that am a trustworthy lady
with cares and honest mind...and i want you to know that i will
forever love you and i will never cheat on your love...

and i want you to believe and trust in what you found in me cause am here forsomething real and sincere and am not here to cheat and i wanmt to relocate with the real man for me and settle down and have a happy
life with him...and i hope you tell me all i need to know more about
you and i will like to start the case with the government and i will
like to know your opinion babe so telkl me what we have to do and are
you ready to help fight back and get what belongs to me for me?i will
wait to here from you and lets work together to get the victory and
have a happy life together...thanks

Morning My Pet!

How you doing babe? How was your evening? I had a great time with my work buddies. We all sat around the boob tube drinking some beers and watching a little vintage naughty movies. It's so funny to laugh at what they used to do back in the day! There's not much else to do onboard after work you know.

Babe I don't understand what you were saying about the swans. But it doesn't matter. I'll take you hunting someday and I'll teach you all you need to know!

I'm so glad to hear that you've starting fighting that damn government! It's about time. You can't let them run all over you. Good thing you've got all the income from the farm to hire a good lawyer. I think you'll need it.

Well dear I gotta run back to work. I liked reading about your past. Can you tell me more of your childhood?

I love you!

Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 4:14 pm

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honey i want to thank you for being in my life and for the care you
shows to me and i will forever love you till my end cause you are all
i have in life and i want you to know that am just fighting back the
damm government they are the ones yaken on the income from the farm
thats why i need your help babe and i want you to know that they are
just cheating on me since and they never allow me to get anything from
it thats why am asking your help to help me with a compatible lawyer
to face the government so he will fight for me and get us the poultry
and we will seel it off and we have a good life and i want you to know
that all am doing is for us and myself cause thios is the only thing i
gain gfrom my parentr and also its my lifetime bussiness so all i need
is you to help me on getting the lawyer to help us fight back for this
and i want you to know am fighting against the government so try to
make all thgis work for...and what did you really do for a living and
what kinda work you do?then i will like to see some of your pics cause
i want to look at you always whenever you are not here....i want you
to know that i really lve you so much and i want you to know that i
will never let you down ort hurt you and i want you to put all your
trust and believe in me okay....thanks babe and i will be waiting to
see your pics and hear a good new from you and take care of yourself
and dont look at any lady out there okay?......thanks

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
ANDY.....MUCH HUGGS AND KISSSSSS

Dear Tina,

Hey babe! Sorry I couldn't email yesterday. The satellite internet wasn't working for some reason. They finally got it fixed this morning. I'm pretty sure I told you I'm a cruise ship captain. We're on our way to the Azores right now.

Hon, are you saying that you get no income from the farm? How can that be? What are you eating on, the chickens? How are you paying to feed them and stuff?

I really think you should get a lawyer. I don't know how you expect me to help with that. I don't think a US lawyer can do anything where you are.

I hope you're doing ok! I really miss you!

Love,
Andy

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 8:03 pm

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hello baby how are you doing i miss you so much am sorry for not reply you yesterday pls my baby i will answer you well tomorrow

Dear Tina,

Hey baby what's going on? Everything ok? I've really missed hearing from you every day. How are the chickens?

Love,

Andy

I didn't hear from him for several days so I sent this:

Dear Tina,

Baby I miss you a lot. Did you get a lawyer? How is the government fight going? I'm really beginning to worry about you. Why aren't you emailing me anymore?

Love,
Andy

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honey am so sorry for not replying to you since am really stress out
for work and also i have been running here and there for me getting
back what belongs to me thats why...
i want you to know that the government never let me have any acces to
the poultry i just have the document to fight against them and also
they have been to hard on me even when thing went hard for me and when i needed a help...thats why i need you to be by my side and help me
fight this back

and the first thing i need you for now is on getting a
lawyer and i found a real good one but the only thing that never let
hom start working on it for me is that i didnt have the money to pay
him cause i myself is hardly living and i want you to try and do this
for me so we get all what we need back and start a new life together
and i want you to know that i have some real good evidence to prove at
the court that they are cheating on me even the people living in that
community are ready to support me

so try and help me on the lawyer payment and i promise you that as soon we get this done i will get it all transfed to you and you will make thing work as we plan honey...so thats what i need your help on and i wnt you to know that i have been having some pretty feeling for you which i cant be able to stop and i know that you are really having such feelings for me and i want us to love each other till the end with no cheating and head games playing...okay

I want to tell you that the love I have for you is undying. It is a
love that is strong and enduring and will stand the test of time. I
truly feel blessed that you have become a part of my life, and I
cannot wait for the day that we can join our lives together. I want to
lie next to you at night and fall asleep in your arms. I want to wake
to your beautiful smile. I want to share in your joys and sorrows. I
want to be your everything, because you are everything to me.

P.S i will like to see more of your pics

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honey i want you to know that your l;ove in me will always grow more and more and i will never let that feelings went away from me cause
yopu are so important to me ever since i met you....

Sometimes I feel lost and out of touch, but when you’re there, I feel
safe. Your voice soothes me. I could sit here and try to tell you just
how I feel, but I can't find the words other than I am ecstatic we met
and have gotten together after all we've gone through.

When I am with you, I feel alive. You bring to me a happiness that no
one else ever could. You bring to me a love I have never known before.
I could not imagine what my life would be like without you. You have
touched my heart in ways no one could ever comprehend. I love being
with you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

Every day I wake up thanking God for you. You have given me so much,
and I don't know if I will be able to give back all that you have
given me. You have been my guiding light when I was lost. You have
been my comforter through all my trials and sorrow. You have been my
rock.

He sends me several pics but my favorite was this one. I had to share. Whoever took this pic made the girl look like she has a man leg. Terrible pic! LMAO! Reminds me of the 'Man Hand's episode of Seinfeld.

http://youtu.be/bSL4cmFW_GU

Dear Beautiful.

Thank you so much for your pics! I especially like the one of you on the tree. God you're amazing! Is that what it looks like in West Africa? It looks like paradise. Too bad they have such a corrupt government, huh? Why don't you give the lawyer my email and have him contact me. I'll see what he needs us to do.

So how are you doing? Been eating well? Too bad you have no access to the farm or else you could be eating well! Sorry I haven't sent a pic in a while. I'll see what I've got on here and send it to you ok?

Love you my sexy chicken farmer!!

Love,
Andy

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Holy cow! That is a scary photo.

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 11:33 pm

The FEET!

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 3:53 pm

^^^ Yeah, those are some scary feet! She could have at least painted her toenails!

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Ok baby how was your day going i cant give your email address to lawyer just like that..before i do that i need to let you know about it ..so honey we have to make things done faster about this i really miss you so much..and what do you do for today andy ....and honey you are the only one am looking right now and i do not want dissapointment from you andy.i really love you so much much kisse and huggs for you thanks

Dear Baby Tina,

I don't understand baby, why can't I contact the lawyer? I guess if you want to handle it by yourself that's ok. I just wanted to try and help.

Baby, I'm so glad you aren't talking to anyone else. I want you just for me! I love you and I just can't stop looking at your beautiful pictures. That one of you leaning against the tree makes you look so incredibly beautiful! You've kinda got small boobs but that's ok. I don't need more than a handful. Hahaha..

Well,I have to get back to work. I hope I hear from you soon!

Love,
Andy

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:00 pm

^^^^^ The hearts on the boobies Evil Lol

Of course the toes aren't painted, men don't paint their toes!

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 2:41 am

^^ True! And with the size of those boobs this might actually be a man! Kinda takes getting into character a little too far!

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 4:18 am

^^^ Yep, it really does Evil Lol