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Ewok
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 11 Jan 2014
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Tue Apr 01, 2014 3:11 pm |
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My missus just fetched me a beer, I told her that because I am so pleased with her that I am thinking of packing in some of my other girlfriends. There is no pleasing some girls, She wasn't that impressed. I best think of summat nice to say before I finish this one...... Suggestions? |
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well i can see you just trying to command a whole captain in the army huh i shud live my work to do dat huh well if u dont want m forget it u giving me condition or wat huh - Captain Mark
YOU ARE A JOKER AND I KNWE IT,YOU ARE GUYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - goodwill dukk
you are a fucking fool,that is why you are lonely there,fucking white pig. - solomonodoom.
What kind of person are you devil-Austin Burberry
Did your Mother Kill you??? Honestly your not Woman No not A Mother - PeterJ
you are stupid old girl! i think you never have a sex for many years why not you use your finger?? or kill yourself-werkagegnehu |
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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere
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Tue Apr 01, 2014 3:38 pm |
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Grovel on your knee's, before taking her out to dinner.  |
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Fryer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 2670
Location: Global Computer Mega Cafe
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Tue Apr 01, 2014 3:41 pm |
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I just tracking this thread to see if Ewok survives long enough to make a second post on this topic... |
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Capone
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Tue Apr 01, 2014 3:43 pm |
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Fo'andl's suggestion may preserve his life until the end of dinner. |
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Fowan Nyne
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Joined: 12 Aug 2009
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Tue Apr 01, 2014 3:49 pm |
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Tell her that she has the best arse out of the lot of them.
That'll calm her down. |
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Duckling
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jul 2013
Posts: 1793
Location: Not quite there yet
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Tue Apr 01, 2014 3:49 pm |
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Admit to being wrong on things you never did.
Admit her being right in things she never said.
Nod your head and say "Yes, honey".
Have some words with her and let her have a few paragraphs with you.
And most of all, hide all pointy ended objects in the vicinity. |
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B8er
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Joined: 16 Feb 2009
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Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Tue Apr 01, 2014 3:53 pm |
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Buy her something red with 4 wheels
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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
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Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:14 pm |
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^Have one in my loft, no wife up there as yet.  |
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B8er
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Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:17 pm |
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I keep mine in the cellar.
The vacuum is in the understairs cupboard. |
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Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:33 pm |
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| My missus just fetched me a beer, |
Was it open is the important question here? |
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Ewok
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 11 Jan 2014
Posts: 688
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Tue Apr 01, 2014 5:00 pm |
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^^^^ It was poured! No cans consumed here, for I am a bitter man! (Bitter is a type of beer for those not blessed with Englishness!) |
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x9 i hope you are alright because you sound like someone who has been mad before white pig-solomonodoom.
Small member of the Todger Club
well i can see you just trying to command a whole captain in the army huh i shud live my work to do dat huh well if u dont want m forget it u giving me condition or wat huh - Captain Mark
YOU ARE A JOKER AND I KNWE IT,YOU ARE GUYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - goodwill dukk
you are a fucking fool,that is why you are lonely there,fucking white pig. - solomonodoom.
What kind of person are you devil-Austin Burberry
Did your Mother Kill you??? Honestly your not Woman No not A Mother - PeterJ
you are stupid old girl! i think you never have a sex for many years why not you use your finger?? or kill yourself-werkagegnehu |
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TheFae
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Joined: 15 Jun 2009
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Wed Apr 02, 2014 4:03 am |
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Ewok still stands! I am curious as to what she said. I have a few juicy comebacks that would be very appropriate. Example: "Thanks! Are you wearing your beer or is that your lifejacket you have on?"  |
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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
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Wed Apr 02, 2014 9:27 am |
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^ The Fae. I'm intrested what other comebacks will you disclose to us men. |
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IM_Dumm
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Dec 2004
Posts: 823
Location: Del Boca Vista Phase 3
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Thu Apr 03, 2014 6:00 pm |
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Give her a nice slap on the arse and tell her your girlfriends may be younger and prettier than her, but they sure can't hold a candle to her cooking and cleaning. (women love compliments)
(Let me know how that goes.) |
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Salting the Gold mine
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jan 2014
Posts: 993
Location: Living next door to Alice
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Thu Apr 03, 2014 6:49 pm |
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Remember m8t I have seen your Mrs,my advice is get on your toes  |
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Thanks for the history,are you have now....what new version are we entry.perhaps the birth of Prince George junior and how Willie Kate Middleton made love and gave birth...o'h...o'h the queen is fight war in Afganistan...Lest i forget you made love to your ground mom last nite...Uncle tell me a knew story...are you happy now........Mr H0rn J3rry or was that Mr J3rry H0rn,I never really knew
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Ewok
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 11 Jan 2014
Posts: 688
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Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:01 pm |
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I only care for her because she needs constant supervision! |
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x9 i hope you are alright because you sound like someone who has been mad before white pig-solomonodoom.
Small member of the Todger Club
well i can see you just trying to command a whole captain in the army huh i shud live my work to do dat huh well if u dont want m forget it u giving me condition or wat huh - Captain Mark
YOU ARE A JOKER AND I KNWE IT,YOU ARE GUYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - goodwill dukk
you are a fucking fool,that is why you are lonely there,fucking white pig. - solomonodoom.
What kind of person are you devil-Austin Burberry
Did your Mother Kill you??? Honestly your not Woman No not A Mother - PeterJ
you are stupid old girl! i think you never have a sex for many years why not you use your finger?? or kill yourself-werkagegnehu |
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Lehigh Guy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
Posts: 778
Location: Somewhere under the rainbow
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Thu Apr 03, 2014 9:02 pm |
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The proper follow-up to the happy event of one's wife, unsolicited, bringing one a beer, is not to reference one's girlfriends in any way. You should be ashamed of your troglodyte-like lack of manners.
The proper action would be to take a grateful swig of the beer, wipe one's mouth (daintily) on her sleeve (so she can see you appreciate her effort), tenderly gaze into her eyes and then say, "Now go make me a sammich."
After you get the sandwich you can lavish praise of her attributes in comparison with your less than ideal girlfriends who seem to want "only one thing--if you know what I mean." This allows her to apply full attention to your uplifting commentary as she has no pressing task or service to you pending.
I would never stear you wrong. This is 100% Risky free, I swear with Calvary Greetings. Honestly. |
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Ewok
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 11 Jan 2014
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Thu Apr 03, 2014 9:09 pm |
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^^^^ I am a feminist at heart! |
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x9 i hope you are alright because you sound like someone who has been mad before white pig-solomonodoom.
Small member of the Todger Club
well i can see you just trying to command a whole captain in the army huh i shud live my work to do dat huh well if u dont want m forget it u giving me condition or wat huh - Captain Mark
YOU ARE A JOKER AND I KNWE IT,YOU ARE GUYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - goodwill dukk
you are a fucking fool,that is why you are lonely there,fucking white pig. - solomonodoom.
What kind of person are you devil-Austin Burberry
Did your Mother Kill you??? Honestly your not Woman No not A Mother - PeterJ
you are stupid old girl! i think you never have a sex for many years why not you use your finger?? or kill yourself-werkagegnehu |
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TheFae
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Joined: 15 Jun 2009
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Thu Apr 03, 2014 9:35 pm |
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@Fo, the best juicy comeback involves no words and is quite a stealth maneuver. There will be lady-screaming, and Fo will be surprised at just how high an octave he can achieve.
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"my account has been disable and can not sell anymore and this is all i live on" |
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Duckling
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jul 2013
Posts: 1793
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Fri Apr 04, 2014 5:56 am |
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OK, now I'm going to have nightmares. |
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"You are very stupid! Do you hear me?! Stupid is your name!" -Lovely Laura
"I will take your name and use it for the Money Ritual!" -Lovely Laura again.
"I will send you a letter bomb. Don't worry, I will send Boko Haram to your country." -Boko Boy.
"Ogun kill you your family go die this year!" -David the Payment Agent |
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Fo'andles
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Fri Apr 04, 2014 9:08 am |
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^^Your very quick, evil one "The Fae", with your answer only took you 36 hours 8 minutes.
Of course you did take into account, the operation. |
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