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Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 11:47 pm

So this little session was a first for me because I had a FMF Scammer hit me up on YaDangDoodle and then want to go to email. Huh? Is this the Anti-Lad?

I guess we'll find out eh?

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BUZZ!!!
BabyDoll:Hello
TJ: Hey there.
BabyDoll:Are You There?
BabyDoll:Kate from Fishmeetfish
BabyDoll:How are You doing?
TJ: I am here Kate how are you?
BabyDoll:Am fine and You?
TJ: Am good. It sure is nice meeting you.
BabyDoll:Whats Your real name and Where are You fom?Tell me More about Yourself
BabyDoll:Please come Online
TJ: Am John T Boy from Oklahoma.
BabyDoll:You are Not Accept my Request yet
BabyDoll:Nice name....Nice meet You Once again...How old are You?
BUZZ!!!
TJ: I'm 37 years old I I hopes that's not too old.
BabyDoll:I'm 27 Years old
BabyDoll:What are You doing for aliving?
TJ: Well I own me a Truck and I haul freight all over the US of A.
BabyDoll:Thats Nice..Are you Singel or Married?How long have You been on here Looking for Lady?
TJ: Well i ain't never been Married and don't know too many Girls so am single but have been looking for a while I have.
BabyDoll:Okay..Am new on Here nd You are The first member that would Talk to me...I dont know much about the site I was Introduce to The site by a Friend of My who got Maarry last year...She meet her Husband on here....This make me Believe that I would also meet My soul mate on here
TJ: Well that sure is a nice story.
BabyDoll:Yes.....Am from Bloomington in United State Of America
BabyDoll:Thank You..So tell me more About Yourself
BabyDoll:What are You really Seeking for Online?
TJ: Well i own my rig out right I do and got me a house too but it's too Big for just me and my Dog Sgt. Yorkie.
TJ: I was hoping to settle down with a nice Gal and get married I was.
BabyDoll:Okay....How long have You been Single?
TJ: Well i never did have a really steady gal because I drive a lot and don't know too many people.
BabyDoll:Cool,Tell me More about You
TJ: Well both my Parents passed away a few years back in an accident down at the Fudge Packing Factory so I am all alone with my little Dog now.
BabyDoll:Oh sorry to Hear that
TJ: Little Sgt. Yorkie keeps me company even when I'm driving.
BabyDoll:Alright....I would also Loves to tell You more about me.
TJ: That sure does sound nice.
BabyDoll: I worked as a Volunteer nurse since I do not have a job when I finished from College In Minnesota,I 'm always Volunteered ..... So i worked in a hospital called St. Mary 's Hospital in Minnesota and My Kinda job require travel a lot and for a while now, I was Transferred from the United States to Magusa North Cyprus, which is the Second and last about year my mother , I lost my Parents too About tow Year ago
BabyDoll:Do you have any Picure for me?
TJ: Am sorry to hear that.
TJ: I'll find you one if you give me a minute okay?
BabyDoll:Thamk You......Alright i will wait for Your picture Then
BabyDoll: It is a sad Story that I hate talking About cos am always sad and Depressed at the same time , 27 Game 2010 is a day I will never erased reduction ....... My History But life is goose on and it Makes me Stronger and remain Focus on my Dream on earth
BabyDoll:Wow Nice pics..You are Handsome
TJ: Thank you.
TJ: Wow you is pretty one.
BabyDoll:You are Welcome..Did You got Mine?
BabyDoll:Thanks
TJ: I sure did!
You still there Miss Kate?
BabyDoll:If i can Ask You How long have you been on Internet dating ? How many people did you talk online or Dated ?I really Care o Learn More about You.
BabyDoll:Yes am Here
BUZZ!!!
TJ: Am here. I talked to a few but never did get no dates cause we always lived far apart but I is wanting to have a womerns to settle down with is all.
BabyDoll:Well i also Lived far to You
BabyDoll:Oh this is Your Dog You talk about? Oh i like Your Dog
TJ: Awww I know that but you is American so I figured maybe you'd come back some day is all.
TJ: Yes Ma'am that's little Sgt. Yorkie my co-pilot and best friend in my Rig.
BabyDoll:Whats Your Dog name?
TJ: Sergeant Yorkie.
BabyDoll:Yes am an America Gilr and am Paning o Come back home soon But am Still seeking for a Man to Spend the Rest of my Life with in America before Coming home
BabyDoll:Okay Nice name..I love Dogs for Real
TJ: We sure does have a lot in common don't we Little Lady? What kind of Music do you likes to listen to?
BabyDoll:Well I do love to Listing to Rock and You?
BabyDoll:Tell me More about You
TJ: Well i usually listen to Country and Western but some rock is good plus that Rapper Cowboy Troy sure does tickle me on occasion.
BUZZ!!!
BabyDoll:Are You there with Me?
TJ: Am here Darling.
BabyDoll:Okay
BabyDoll:Whats Your favourite Color?
TJ: So i thinks I needs to go get me some Supper then head back on the road Little Lady.
TJ: Well I like Red I spose.
BabyDoll:I dont Understand You Come again Please
BabyDoll:Whats Your bad and Good Experience Online Dating site?
TJ: Well i need to get back on the road cause I'm here at a Truck stop.
TJ: Well i ain't had too many good experiences really.
BabyDoll:Alright,You are Driving?
TJ: In a few minutes after I gets me some Supper.
BabyDoll:Okay
TJ: I'd sure Likes to talk at you some more though.
BabyDoll:I dont know Yet
TJ: Why is that?
BabyDoll:Like i told You i dont have Much time to Chat on here cos Of my Job but i will let You to know If we can Chat
BabyDoll:Or You should mail at My Private email [email protected]
TJ: Well that sure sounds fair. I'll send you a message then.
BabyDoll:Just send me a Message i will Reply when I come Back from Work okay
TJ: That's a Big 10-4.
BabyDoll:Alright Thank You and Nice meeting You Once again...Its late here Now i have to Go to Bed now..We shall talk Better email okay..Thank You
TJ: Have a nice sleep my Little Angel.
BabyDoll:Thank You so Much..Make sure You Send me More of Your picture In Your message Tommorow Okay
BabyDoll:Bye for Now
BabyDoll:Stay Blessed
TJ: I sure will Darling. I sure will!
BabyDoll:Okay Bye

Oh if you haven't seen my imaginary pet Sgt. Yorkie before here he is:

AND if you've never seen Cowboy Troy before; go to see him. A few days before the show simply ask me what mix of Alcohol and Chemicals would work best and Dr. Piles can sort it all out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUPK9z59yUc

Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:48 am

Awww... Sgt Yorkie is cute!! But I think he needs a tutu. Wink

Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:17 am

Sgt. Yorkie picked out something from the Bret Michaels collection earlier today so he will be more better next time you see him!

Speaking of Bret Michaels...I'm not the only one who finds this amusing am I?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RnEWPt-x8Q

So I haven't responded to this because I can't bring myself to read it. Anyone up for the Piles Challenge?

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Hello Dear Jon,
How are You doing How was Your Work Going over There??Thank You for You message..Well am Just Getting back from Work now and I decided to Check maybe i Have message from You cos You have been On my Mind all Day..Smile On my Face Cos Your message have Been waiting for me....Thanks so Much for That......Where are You now?How is Your day Going Over there i would Love to tell You more About me.....As You Know that Am single Never married i have no Kid..But am Planing to Have 2 Kids in Future One Boy One Girl....Do You like That?Am so sorry for the late Reply..i have been busy with work today but Am so Happy seeing your message waiting for me...i Hope you have not giving up on me...Its so Nice reading from You now and I really appreciate you telling things about yourself But i care to Know More....I will be so Glad to tell you everything about myself too..who knows what GOD have in Plan For Us...Am new online As You know and i was introduce to Dating site by a friend of mine Who got married last year,She lives in New York and she met her soul mate on NET that's why i also make up my mind in getting myself One and you are my first contact......Well I have a lot to say to you in this my mail which i hope you don't run away from me...lol...Okay i think i should start with am Kate Mugu as you know Before,I am 130lbs, 5'7ft with light black hair and Gray eyes.. I am single woman, Honest, Caring, Understanding, loyal, Intelligent, Romantic, Lovely, Obedient,Respectful,Passionate,Open minded never married or Divorced with any man since When i was born in my life, I dont have kid,What am Looking for??? I will be so happy if i could find the right man to settle down with and work harder with him to plans life , love and have kids together as Outstanding Father, and be a Good Future Husband and wife for the rest of Our life together with love, peace and harmony in lovely and peaceful Home... I'm searching for my life long partner to share a Great Life of Love with; romance, long slow kisses, feeling very special, intimacy, spirituality, pleasurable communication, dancing, meeting of the minds, opening a door for you, flowers, traveling and other exciting interests and adventures, A GREAT LIFE of LOVE! I am one who strongly believes in respect and that without respect, you can't experience true love and generate a healthy relationship. I believe in a smaller "wow" when it is first a friendship and then a larger "Wow" later as it evolves into a Beautiful Loving committed relationship. I believe it's not just what you are like on the outside, but more about what you are like on the inside. I'm seeking friendship first, (no game playing please) with someone who appreciates some of the same temperaments and interests I enjoy.That special someone is a man with integrity, is spiritually compatible with me, having similar beliefs - New Age and is responsible, intelligent, has a sense of humour, positive, is clean and neat in habit and appearance, romantic, passionate about living and loving. I would prefer that someone to show interest and be supportive of my spiritual work. He should be well responsible , and has 'been there, done that'.I like an adventurous person who likes travel, nature and enjoys
being home. He is a man who is at peace with himself. I am hoping to connect with people of like minds to form friendship first and then leave the rest to God to see what comesout of the friendship ....Honestly You have all the qualities am seeking for in man..we have the same view..Oh so Glad GOD bring you my way...I hope For the Best in this Relationship Cos My Dream is To Have Happy Home and Happy Family...whom ever it may be..which i believe it might be you..please be sincere with me if you are ready for a long term relationship..cos right now am Planing to Be In State Very Soon, and am planning of getting the job off all because i wanna come back home am looking for Single And am Looking For A Lover Who will Take care Of Me..Becos am Planing Coming Back to the State Very Like Next Month to Settle Down There....So tell me More about You Jon....I have Been Buzz You on Messenger maybe You will Reply But i can see You are Not there....Well i will be waiting for Your reply ASAP and Your Pictures.
Stay Blessed
Kate Cares......

Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:29 am

Well, she's already got her mind set in a couple of kids, she promises to always open doors for you and she thinks buzzing you on yahoo is romantic. Yup she's a keeper!

419Eater is my life Joined: 23 Jan 2014 Posts: 295

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27 Game 2010 is a day I will never erased reduction

And I tried to read that last email for you, but my eyes began bleeding after the second line. Oh well, life goose on.

Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2014 2:59 pm

I'm not sure why I bother sometimes:

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Hey there Miss Kate,

I must say them photos is real special they is as you is one fine looking Gal and I can feel myself getting all quivery and all I can.

Well there ain't a lot to tell bout me as I'm a single feller with no close relatives and never did have many girlfriends cept for the odd Lot Lizard but they don't count really. Mostly I drives around the Mid and Southern United State and delivers my loads where it is needed. Sure its a lonely life but me and Sgt. Yorkie is a team!

Best get driving so I'll catch you on the flip flop,

Let's see what my New Baby Doll thinks of that:

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Hello Dear Jon, How are You doing How was Your Work Going over There??Thank You for You message..Well am Just Getting back from Work now and I decided to Check maybe i Have message from You cos You have been On my Mind all Day..Smile On my Face Cos Your message have Been waiting for me....Thanks so Much for That......Where are You now?How is Your day Going Over there i would Love to tell You more About me.....As You Know that Am single Never married i have no Kid..But am Planing to Have 2 Kids in Future One Boy One Girl....Do You like That?Am so sorry for the late Reply..i have been busy with work today but Am so Happy seeing your message waiting for me...i Hope you have not giving up on me...Its so Nice reading from You now and I really appreciate you telling things about yourself But i care to Know More....I will be so Glad to tell you everything about myself too..who knows what GOD have in Plan For Us...Am new online As You know and i was introduce to Dating siteby a friend of mine Who got married last year,She lives in New York and she met her soul mate on NET that's why i also make up my mind in getting myself One and you are my first contact......Well I have a lot to say to you in this my mail which i hope you don't run away from me...lol...Okay i think I should start with am Kate as you know Before,I am 130lbs, 5'7ft with light black hair and Gray eyes.. I am single woman, Honest, Caring, Understanding, loyal, Intelligent, Romantic, Lovely, Obedient,Respectful,Passionate,Open minded never married or Divorced with any man since When i was born in my life, I dont have kid,What am Looking for??? I will be so happy if i could find the right man to settle down with and work harder with him to plans life , love and have kids together asOutstanding Father, and be a Good Future Husband and wife for the rest of Our life together with love, peace and harmony in lovely and peacefulHome... I'm searching for my life long partner to share a Great Life of Love with; romance, long slow kisses, feeling very special, intimacy, spirituality, pleasurable communication, dancing, meeting of the minds, opening a door for you, flowers, traveling and other exciting interests and adventures, A GREAT LIFE of LOVE! I am one who strongly believes in respect and that without respect, you can't experience true love and generate a healthy relationship. I believe in a smaller "wow" when it is first a friendship and then a larger "Wow" later as it evolves into a Beautiful Loving committed relationship. I believe it's not just what you are like on the outside, but more about what you are like on the inside. I'm seeking friendship first, (no game playing please) with someone who appreciates some of the same temperaments and interests I enjoy.That special someone is a man with integrity, is spiritually compatible with me, having similar beliefs - New Age and is responsible, intelligent, has a sense of humour, positive, is clean and neat in habit and appearance, romantic, passionate about living and loving. I would prefer that someone to show interest and be supportive of my spiritual work. He should be well responsible , and has 'been there, done that'.I like an adventurous person who likes travel, nature and enjoys being home. He is a man who is at peace with himself. I am hoping to connect with people of like minds to form friendship first and then leave the rest to God to see what comesout of the friendship ....Honestly You have all the qualities am seeking for in man..we have the same view..Oh so Glad GOD bring you my way...I hope For the Best in this Relationship Cos My Dream is To Have Happy Home and Happy Family...whom ever it may be..which i believe it might be you..please be sincere with me if you are ready for a long term relationship..cos right now am Planing to Be In State Very Soon, and am planning of getting the job off all because i wanna come back home am looking for Single And am Looking For A Lover Who will Take care Of Me..Becos am Planing Coming Back to the State Very Like Next Month to SettleDown There....So tell me More about You Jon....I have Been Buzz You on Messenger maybe You will Reply But i can see You are Not there....Well I will be waiting for Your reply ASAP and Your Pictures.
Stay Blessed
Kate Cares......

Translation: I'm coming back to the States but will need Money from you for some reason whether it be food or Hotel Bills or a Visa or....

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

^^^ I know you will try ever so hard, many times, to send the money!

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

I call party fowl! First the evil swans and now the geese. What's next?

Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2014 9:39 pm

^^ Puffins. I think you missed the puffins.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

Yes I did! Where did they appear?

Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2014 11:46 pm

Birds in General have a way of interfering in my life. Sure I have a Puffin story or two and some that will never make it on the Forum but I've never told about the Arctic Terns or the Red Tailed Hawks or the Loons either. Perhaps another day....

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Hello Dear Jon,
How are You doing today How was Your weekend Going over There.....Thank You for Your message i have Been thinking About You all Day....Am so Glad to Read back from You now.....Smile on My Face when i Hear You say You cant wait to Meet me In person as I do too baby I cant wait to Be with You too but we Just have to Learn more About Each Other..You have to tell me All what You like and Things You dont like so That we can Stay long when am There with You.....Well back to Your Question....I swear Down I will be Coming to You anytime You Ready.....I have been Planing to Leave here But its Because i have never meet any Man that Serious with me that Is why am Still here Cos have makeup My mind that if I did Not meet My soul mate Yet i will not go Back to State But now that i meet You i think its Time for me to Leave here and come Over to You and Start a new Life.....So if You truly wanna meet me In person the Let Plan about That..But i want You to know i am not a Rich woman..Am just planing to have a Good job that will pay me Good Money..So give me Your Nearest Airport Let me Check the Cost of the Flight Ticket from Here to You baby.....Nice meeting You once Again and i Thank God having You in My life....Hoping to Read Back from You Again.
Stay Blessed

She's coming to see me and Sgt. Yorkie? Dang best pick up the Landmines in the yard!

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Hey there Miss Kate,

I can't hardly wait cause I'll get to see my Gal in April when the
Frogs is Hoo Hootling and the Fish be Swimming and all that other
stuff like the Puffins coming home to their Roosts and the Swans a
leaving! Dang what a perfect time of year cause there ain't gonna be
no tornadoes or no noodling or jug line zones or any of that other
stuff..aww I'm sure boring you with all this Little Darling cause you
know that and probably better than me you do. Either way i'm gonna
make me up a special batch of Punch bait just so you feel right at
home and that be some special for sure for sure.

Well I figure the best airport for you would be the one in Tulsa
(http://www.tulsastuff.com) cause it's close and doesn't lose
Piles Luggage every time likes that one in Oklahoma City no it don't.
I swear that they should be putting up a sign that says danger Fred
Rogers cause they be Sooner to lose your Bags than strike no more oil
and that's a tough biscuit to swallow it is.

I'll catch you on the flip flop,

Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 1:03 am

Tina's promised me that we're gonna have some Puffins and swans on our nigerian chicken farm. Oh and snails!

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=239202&start=50

Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 10:33 pm

Why do I keep forgetting about the Snails or as they call them in France Le Snails.

Let's take a Gander at what Kate has to say:

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Hello Once Again....Good Morning how was Your night?Am just waking up and i Came here to Check maybe You have mail me Thank You for Your message and our Airport....Yes i Rally wanna be with You But i dont Have much With me as You know am Working as Voluntary,,So can You pay for My flight Ticket?Baby am asking g You this Now cos i dont Wanna waste my Time on What will Never happen thats why am Asking You now so Let me Know if You can pay for My Flight just let Me Know okay....Well i have to Go work now and I will email You when i come Back from work...I missed You so much.
Have a Grate day.
Yours Kate Cares....

Ain't it Grate? We is gonna be together!

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I sure do like waking up to find your sweat messages I sure do! Well you is asking me to get you a plane ticket is all? That ain't no
problem no how cause I figured you wouldn't be Flapping your Wings and flying over here cause that's plain silly it is. I just want you here with me so we can so tell me whats you be needing oaky Little Laddy?

How much you figure? No matter how much 'She' asks for it won't Ruffle John's Feathers:

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Hello Dear Jon,
How are You doing Today...How is Your Day going Over There?Thank You for Your message..Smile..On my Face when i hear You say You are going to Pay for my Trip..Thank you so Much for that...I cant wait to Be with You....Baby am very Sorry for Late replied back to Your message i have Been busy on my work since and am Just Getting home....Its very Stressful today But that GOD am don for Today..I have been Thinking bout You all day baby i Really missed You so much..I just check the Cost of my Flight Ticket from Here to You there and Its $750 and i will need to Do some Shopping before Coming down to You my baby...Now all i need is $900 baby i will be very Happy if You can get the Money send to me Soon so that i will be Coming down there to You....I have to get My shower now i will check Back after My Shower okay......I love You so Much i cant Wait to be with You...Honey can i Send You my Information that You will need to Get the Money send to me?
Hoping to Read Back from You.

Yours Kate Cares....

Well that doesn't sound too painful does it? John has Piles of Oscar to spare:

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Well that sure does sound good to me so why don't you sends me your
Bankering Informations so I can gets you your Money real quick like
cause that would be just Ducky it would. Now I sure do wish you was
on line now and didn't need no Dang Shower but soon enough you'll be
getting Golden Showers here you will and that's a promise it is!

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 9:01 pm

I wonder if my little Baby Gull has been up to today:

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Hello Dear John,
Hello Once again My baby Good Morning....Its 3:56 AM here i cant just Sleep here i was Just Thinking about You all night...I have been Thinking to be With You over There and have a nice Time with You...Well Like you know am Not a Citizen of Cyprus i Just came here to Work so dont have any Bank account here But i can Receive Money Trough Western Union Money Transfer and Thru My Research About Western Union Money Transfer..They Make it Clear To me That I wont be able to Receive the Money If I Used My Information Cos am Not a Citizen of Cyprus and Its In there Constitution that Its Only There Citizen that Have the Right to Cash Out Money From Western Union,But i was Thinking about how to cash The money When You send it to me....so My Co worker over who's Stay at Turkey Instabul Give me an Offer to Use his Information so he Can be able to help me to get the Money Cashed Out From Turkey and give it to me then Easily get My Flight Booked Because Turkey its a 30 minutes Journey from Here to Turkey so he will Easily get it for me and be On my Way to You baby i missed You so Much i cant wait o Be with You.
Name: Miracle
Last Name: Yeah it will be....
Country; Istanbul Turkey
Baby Thats The Information to send me the Money thru Western Union Money transfer and Once I get the Money i will Get my Flight Booked and All You will have to get Back to me here is The MTCN you get from the Western Union and The Secret Question and Answer to get the Money Cashed..Aww I would be Glad To Be with You.

Stay Blessed.
Yours Kate Cares..

I found Kate's excuse rather creative even if it is a Fowl trick to dupe poor TJ out of some Green. Let the arguments begin:

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Hey there Baby Doll,

I sure does miss you a whole bunch I do and can't wait to have you in
my arms. I'm not even sure what we is gonna do when we first meet but
we can think that up on the fly we can and maybe just wing it.

Now that stuff bout Western Union ain't making much sense to me cause
I ain't one of these Financial Bankering sorts but it still seems
wrong it does Darling and a whole Bunch too.I was thinking My little
Gosling that maybe that friend of yours can let you use his Bank
account and then that would make a whole lot less confusling to me for
sure it would.

Well I best back on out of here cause I gots me a load of Freight that
just can't wait,