The Ditz and the Army Man

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Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 3:58 am

So a lad gets back to me on fish meet fish, a quick google search goes straight to scamwarners, hopefully IP Address to come:

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Hi, Your profile and picture has peaked my interest and you sound like someone I would enjoy knowing. was just browsing through profiles in here on this site,and your profile seems to be very attracted and touching, I couldn't believe in my own thoughts that a woman like you will be online searching you definitely got your appearance so attracting and appealing.Nobody is gonna skip your profile without sending you a message.I can see sincerity in your eyes.You look very beautiful Well for once i thought,don't hesitate to drop me a note by sending you a message as there's a saying that goes "Show dignity in your defeat, you could be winning"I hope you will surprise me by giving me a reply to my Message Lol i really want to know more about you ,Am Kevin and you??

I send this back:

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Schatzi,

You are so charming. I do believe what you have written about me may also apply to you!

I am Kathrin, I live in Yalbraith in New South Wales in Australia. I am in the middle of messy divorce and my niece suggested I get online and start dating. This is all very new to me

Kathrin

Our lad is (OF COURSE) a soldier! works for me, no video chat;

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Nice meeting you Kathrin..I am currently army man in Afghanistan,Kabul for peace keeping mission and i will be home by next two months...what do you do for a living??

I am a scambaiter -er-a housewife! Yeah! A housewife:

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I am how do you say? A Housefrau? I am undergoing a messy divorce and hope to gain control of the farm.

it must be dangerous where you are.

Kathrin

Lad gets back;

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Would you devote time and commitment when you find the right man??

I couldn't resist quoting John waters:

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If i found the right man schatzi, I would give a LOT more than time and Commitment! (if you know what I mean and I think you do)...

Kathrin

lad sends email addy, hopefully IP Address soon:

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Am looking for a woman to spend the rest of my life with..Do you have access on yahoo so that we can get to exchange a couple of pics there too as we get to know each other more and more.mine is <snipped> and yours??

And the ditz gives hers back.

And that's what we have so far. I think he could be made to jump through a few hoops, otherwise it's lawyer time Wink

Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 8:03 pm

Oh no! This army man doesn't know what's going to be coming his way!

Has anyone ever received a response on what a "peace keeping mission" is? I have asked my lads and they don't answer, just say "bring peace to middle east". I try and get specifics, but no answers. One guy said "by killing the insurganants" Evil Lol

So, they kill to bring peace?

Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 5:13 am

Lad gets back to me in yahell:

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These are my pics and hope you would be very much happy to see then,
Kevin.

Lad sends me three stolen pics of our Soldier. The Ditz is suitably impressed;

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Schatzi,

I am very impressed! You are so handsome! Did I mention I have a thing for men in uniforms?

Ditz

Lad info update we have an IP Address! Say hello to our white soldier in Ghana!!!

ipTRACKERonline.com wrote:

Header Analysis Quick Report Originating IP: 197.220.169.30 Originating ISP: Glo Mobile Ghana Ltd City: Accra Country of Origin: Ghana * For a complete report on this email header goto ipTRACKERonline

Lad gets back to me. (of course) He wants to chat in messenger:

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Am online now so come online and let chat ok

Kevin.

Of course the Ditz is too stupid to know what he's talking about:

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Am I not doing that now???

I am confused.

Ditz

Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 12:26 pm

"Am I not doing that now???" - I love it!!

It seems that all of mine lately want to go straight to chat so I'll have to steal...err...remember that line. Smile

Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2014 3:46 am

Feel free to acquire anything you think will be useful to your baits! If it makes a lad's life a living hell I'm all for it!

Chrys

In the meantime lad stuck this on fishmeetfish:

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I have added you on yahoo so come online ok..

You know for a soldier his English sure turns to sh*t sometimes! I send this back:

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I do not know what you mean by this. I am all new to the internet and I do not understand what you mean by this. was mache ich falsch?? manchmal habe ich wünschte, ich war schlauer

Ditz

Let's see if his German is any better! Wink

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 1:45 am

If this is the right Kevin I think I dated him. I might also have had a little something to do with posting his info to SW. Smile

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 3:26 am

Probably the same one. Kevin dumped me anyhoo! And while the Ditz may be gutted, she's already moved on.

Say hello to Bill. Our mate Bill is an American Soldier. Oddly enough, his IP Address tracks back to Ghana to the same internet cafe I'm certain I've wound others up from! 1st email:

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Hello there,how are you doing??I am Ruddock Came across your profile and it sounds interesting..Do you mind if we get to know each other??

Sure. Any relation to philip Ruddock? of course not, that's just silly! I should have asked it! Instead I play it safe:

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You have an interesting name schatzi.

sure

Kathrin

Lad sends this, as an excuse to use yahell. I want an IP Addy, works for me:

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ello,thanks for your complement and nice meeting you.Well i am new on here and trying to meet a woman to share my dreams and ideas with...I came across your profile and it seems interesting...How long have you been on the online dating stuffs??? Do you mind giving me your yahoo email address so that we chat more on there and exchange couple of pics and see how far it will take us?? Because due to the security nature of my job,i dont get time to come on this site...

I couldn't resist:

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my email is <snipped>

your job schatzi? Are you a spy???

Kathrin

Lad ignores it, I suspect he's not the brightest;

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hanks for the email address..I will send you an email soon on <snipped>

Then i get this in yahell;

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Hello there, Its nice meeting you..Well i am Bill,the guy you gave your email address to..I am a military man currently deployed in the US army and will retire soon thats why i find myself on the site looking for someone to share my dreams and ideas with..I have been widowed for years now with one son who stays with his caretaker...I am sure you will like this little introduction about me..will send you my pics later..Please write back telling me more about you..Hoping to hear from you soon..
REGARDS
BILL

The ditz (who in RL has forgotten his FMF login for awhile) writes back:

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Schatzi,

It is so nice to hear from you! This came into something called spam, I always thought spam was a tinned food they sell here in Australia. It shows you what I know I guess.

when do you retire? I am still undergoing the fight for the farm. It has been valued at $620,000 so you can imagine why i would want to sell it and relocate, possibly to Sydney.

I must go. I am at the courts in Goulburn, having a quick cigarette break...

I will write again soon

Kathrin

I figured a carrot or two couldn't hurt Wink

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