Appropriately Renamed... Sgt Wet Patch

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Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 9:32 am

It's been way too long since BJ had some action so I'm dusting her off for a new military man. She couldn't pass up a guy with a name like Sgt West Patch.

http://www.fishmeetfish.com/profile/westpatch

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I am Sergeant West Patch,Am a U.S military officer stationed in Kabul, Afghanistan.My home coming is in few weeks times,That is why I put myself here looking for a soul mate. I enjoy making new friends to learn more about their experiences in life. I love travelling, exploring the serene sights of nature’s beauty. The sea side and hill tops are my most cherished places for meditation and refreshment. I enjoy a wide variety of things which include reading, holding hands while taking walks, music, art galleries, culture and movies. I believe I do possess lots of qualities which lots of men do not have such as, committed to work, industrious, caring, down to heart, romantic, loyal and trust worthy. My hobbies include dancing, playing golf et c . Because of my active call to duty I need a relationship with someone who can bring smiles on my face, and gladden my heart. The person must be a trusted person who has the ability to bring peace to my heart, someone who is contented with her life, and ready to share that life with me, write and tell you more about myself and also send you my pictures.

WHAT AM LOOKING FOR IN A WOMAN
My desire is to meet a beautiful,sensitive, sensuous, warm, assertive single woman who wants a friend. My interpretation of a friend is one to whom you can pour out all the contents of your heart,chaff and grain together, knowing that the gentleness of hands will take it all, sift it, keep that which is worth keeping and, with a breath of kindness, blow the rest away. I thank you in advance for allowing me to be that kind of friend to you.

I am looking for a special, loving relationship with a unique woman who is affectionate, beautiful, with a shapely figure, sincere, easygoing, with interests and characteristics similar to mine...someone who wants a meaningful, serious, long-term relationship...not just a few dates. Are you that special woman? I have one son (But sends a pic of himself with 2 boys) who live far from home and he is schooling in Chicago.I will like to know what are some of the bad and good time you have on this On line dating.Am not use to this on line dating thing,is my Son who ask me to give it a try and see and am very happy that I come across someone like you.How Long are you on the site?Tell me more about yourself and what you do for living and ask me anything you want to know about me.
Good regards ,

West ..

Hey there!

Thanks for writing to me! You sound so put together and it's kinda weird the way you wrote all that cause most guys don't. Are you like a noveller? Anyway, I hope you're a nice guy cause most the guys that have sent me messages have just been losers. I've only been on that site since like October or so. I don't really log onto it anymore which makes you emailing me all the more exciting! Well I'm 45 and my passion is my birds. I'm a headhunter and I have no kids. I'd love to get to know u better. Only if u like birds though cause they are my life.

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Hello , my dear ,
I am very glad and happy to hear from you .... I am also new on the site , and i just enter your profile , and when I am reading your profile , I saw your E-mail address and immediately I try to send you an e-mail to see if I really meet someone special in the rest of my life ...... I will be more glad to know each other more ..... Nice to meet you my dear . Do you have yahoo messenger so that we can chat on there if you don't mind .... I will been looking forward to hear from you , and also will like to see more pictures of you .....Do you like my pictures ?

A little bit about me

I am a very open minded person, someone who accepts people as they are, I am a fair individual who adapts to changes in life and enjoys life to the fullest,and looking to meet a woman that i can spend the rest of my life with in good times and in bad times as well, A woman that I can love and cherished with all my whole being and heart and I pray to God almighty that he will provide me with that kind of a woman someday in my life.
I'm proud of myself in being honest and most trustworthy, I seek that in a mate, someone who is compassionate yet understanding who has a calm behavior and a great personality.
I am looking for a partner and a lover and best friend who I can share the most intimate dreams with. A well rounded individual and a spiritual person

I believe there is no ideal relationships, Be honest a relationship is hard work and compromise, It is as good as you make it, What makes a relationship ideal to someone is how much time and effort one puts into it and how committed two people are to it..
I want to meet a woman that has a good tolerance level and how far she can go in life , If she is willing to stick around when the going gets tough and she will be there for me and I will be there for her too when the going gets tough on us. If she will still love me when I am falling apart
I generally try to live a somewhat healthy lifestyle, exercising and some sort of jogging, 3-4 days a week and eating healthy, (trust me, I love pastries, but try not to over do it)..love to travel a lot too and get around with horses too
I would also like to find a like-minded female where we can participate in activities together and encourage each other to pursue our interests as well
I have several hobbies, and wish I could find more time to pursue those, such as swimming,playing video games, dancing, and more,and would like someone to share those with, as well as they sharing their interests with me
I am generally an optimistic person with a good sense of humour, fairly easy-going, and I don't think that I'm too critical about things, but I also believe that it takes two people contributing to a relationship to make it work.
I believe that time spent apart helps keep things fresh in a relationship and makes the time we do spend together even better. I'm not one who cheats in a relationship;i love to go with the saying "one woman is enough trouble", I don't have the time or energy to juggle 2, 3, or 4 at the same time - haha

But I also want to be in a relationship where I can totally trust the other person and not dwell on how the relationship is not working
I do not expect a woman to be a servant to me, spending all her time working and and cleaning; I believe there is give and take in a relationship, and I realize that at times it's more convenient for me to do laundry, cook with her, clean, and I have no problem doing that because I believe and I have being thought by my God Father that it's also man's responsibility to do the house works and house chores as well.
I consider myself to be a fairly honest and truthful person and expect the same in return; I'm not wealthy but I don't luck anything in life though so and don't expect someone to attempt to deceive me or "play" me
Everybody makes mistakes and I usually give people the benefit of the doubt, but if the same pattern keeps emerging, it's over
I do not want to meet someone who may think that they will take advantage of me or lie to me and cheat on me under false pretences. Sorry if that sounds harsh, and I'm not accusing you of any wrongdoing, but I'm being upfront and honest about that
So you know where I stand from the beginning. With all due respect as well, I hope that you are upfront and honest with me, as well
I realize that I am 47 years old and soon to be 48 and that you are somewhat than me (oops... looks like someone didn't bother to get my age off my profile so he could plug it into his script!) but if you would still like to correspond, that's fine...we'll see how things go after we get to know each other..wink
Well I hope that this lets you know a little about me, and I hope I don't come across as being too cynical, harsh, or mean sounding
I will give you the benefit of the doubt (we're all human, we all make mistakes), but I also don't like being taken advantage of
I'm just asking you to keep it real and be honest from the beginning; that way, nobody is wasting their time or getting their feelings hurt
I also realize that at times two people are just too different to be in a relationship together; it doesn't mean that it's anybody's fault, it's just that they're too different to be compatible.
DO YOU HAVE YAHOO MESSENGER TO CHAT MORE THERE ?
send more about you and some more exciting pictures of you .....

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This some of my pictures ...hope to hear from you

He sends me pics of a totally different guy from his FMF profile. Close but not quite.

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good morning !!!

I wonder what you look like when you wake up early in the morning with the sun shining on your face, your silky smooth hair flowing. I wish I could get a cup of coffee for you.Your pretty face keeps playing on my mind all night long.All I wait for is for sun rays and the break of dawn.I can't stop thinking about you my darling.From that morning I met you until this morning, I always cherish the fact that I received the chance to meet a wonderful person like you. I have so many beautiful memories with you and I want to create many more.

All of those beautiful memories in the one(1) email I've sent.

Wow you really like to talk about yourself a lot!! I can't think about that much stuff about me to write to you. I don't have yahoo but I can chat in gmail chat if you have gmail. What are you doing today? I have to go see some of my workers to collect my weekly money they have made. Then I have some errands to run. I really like your pics! That uniform makes you look yummy! I will send you some of my pics later ok?

I said 'money' one time and he's off script. So predictable.

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Hello my dear B J ,
I am doing great today , I hope you also doing well .. yes i want to be with you in the rest of my life ... I am looking for a special woman that will ready to be with me . Thanks for your message .. I am thinking about you all the time .. I have also miss you . Will be nice to chat with you on Gmail chat . I will try to get Gmail id so that we can chat there and know more each other ,, I really want to be with you ... I hope you are the one i am looking for some years ... I am very happy that you also want me in your life .... its night here , and was thinking about you ....Thanks for your message ... Hope to hear from you again... Hugs , kiss , take care ..be safe for me ...

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Hello my dear i have add you on gmail chat now ...i have write you on there ... hope to meet you there for chat ...thanks ..mine is [email protected]
Thanks , Take care

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 12:05 am

Hey,

How's it going? Thanks for getting a gmail account. Thats supper cool! Soon as I get a little extra time I'll be able to chat. Right now I've got to change the papers in all of the birds cages. I love the guys. I've got 6 parrots. Their names are Freezeray, Squidbeak, Flora, Fauna, Cymbal & Bob. They're Macaws. Do you have any? I hope you like them at least? Right now Flora and Fauna have some eggs that should hatch soon. That's cool cause I can get about $3000 for each baby. Not for a little while though.

Anyway, sorry to ramble on about my babies! I tend to do that sometimes. How are you today? Been working hard? Where are you at right now? I'm sure you told me but your emails were so long that I had a hard time reading them all. I hope you're having a good day fighting the war. Don't get hurt or anything!

Peace out!

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 3:31 am

West patch??? Please tell me as time goes by your character will "accidentally" drop the S and call him "Wet Patch"!

I would if he wrote to me. In fact I'd use every excuse I could to refer to him that way

What a keeper!

Rolling Eyes

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 3:45 am

There it is! Damn it I knew there was an innuendo in there somewhere, I just couldn't find it. From today forward I shall call him Wet Patch. Thank you IC! Laughing

Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 6:48 am

I pride myself on being able to find innuendo!

even the word itself is serious Oeerrrrrrr territory: In U END O

Glad you're running with it Smile

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 6:21 am

Dearest Wet Patch, Wink

It's been awhile since I heard from you. Are you having second thoughts about us getting to know each other? I hope not because I was enjoying our conversations! I hope I hear from you soon!

Love
BJ

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Hello my Dear BJ ,
How are you doing today for me . I hope you are doing very well over there . As for me i am also doing great ...I just come from work late , and try to open my e-mail , and i just see your message . Thanks for your email....I hope you love animal very well .As for me i don't have any one , but i love parrot very well ....i also happy for Flora and Fauna for your job that you will get $3000 for each , babe . (I'm sure you are!)

I am also sorry for my work too . i have been working hard thats why , you did not hear from me , but i hope that we can been sending e-mail to each otehr . Right now i am in Afghanistan , Kabul , for my Mission ... Just come back from work a while , get shower then writing to you . I got a good day yes .I am safe for you babe .

I had my gmail account now , will be very nice to meet on gmail chat , so that we can know each other very well ...i am looking very forward to chat with you over there ....

I will like to know this about you babe :

Whats your full name ? how old are you ? where do you live ? do you live alone ? what do you do for a living ? How many children do you have ?

My answer is :
i am West Patch . i am 52 years old . i am from the States , Texas Pharr . I am a Millitary Man in Afghanistan in Kabul . I have 2 sons ( Kelvin 16 old and Ray 14 old ) living in Chicago at Boarding school ..

I hope to hear from you soon , and what time are you really coming online so that i will try to meet you on line ? Looking forward ... Hugs ... with love ... Have a nice day over there . Be safe for me ..Take care ...

Can you send me some of your pictures ?

Yours West ...

Dearest Wet Patch,

It's so nice to hear from you! I was afraid you had changed your mind. I understand your job is a busy one. What do you do for the army? Are you like a general or something? Do you drive a plane or helicopter? I always liked helicopters. Wouldn't it be nice to have one instead of a car? I'd love it so I could avoid traffic! Lol although I think it would freak my birds out too much! They do ok in the car though. Today I was cleaning one of the cages and Cymbal, he's one of my older males, bit the hell outta my right hand! I had to go get stitches and everything! I don't know what he was so damn upset about. Maybe he knows I like you and he's jealous?? Lol

Sorry you have no pets! That's sad but yours kids are cute! If you're from Texas why are your kids in Chicago? That seems like a long way from home to stick them in a school. I never had kids which I think is good because I don't know if I'd be a good mom. To answer your questions, although I think I already answered some so it's kinda weird you're asking them again, I'm but everyone calls me BJ. I'm 45. I live in North Dakota Devils Lake and yes, it's fahcking cold! And I'll be damned, it's crazy that you have a house in Texas Pharr because I have a second house in Texas Austin!! I visit there in the winter when I can. I live alone in my big ol house up here which is way too big for just one person but I won it in the divorce along with most of my ex husbands money lol. That's a long story. I have a maid to help keep it clean so it ain't that bad. I'm a headhunter but I already explained that to you. I'm successful enough at it that these days I sit back and let the girls do their thing and I just collect my money from them at the end of the week. Every now and again I have to step in and be a hard ass but these days the ladies are pretty well behaved so it doesn't happen often. I run a pretty high class operation. Anywho, I have no kids and no interest in having any. Unless the man I meet and fall in love with wants some because I always believe in changing for the man that loves me. My birdies are my kiddos!

Well I guess that's enough for one night. I hope I'm perking your interests so far. Smile

I keep looking at your pictures and smiling. I will send you one of me and the birds tomorrow. I have to get my pics off my old computer. Promise I will though!! Oh and I'm not sure when I can be on the computer to chat. Let's say at noon tomorrow?

Nightie nightie don't let the beddie buggies bitie!! Muaaahhh!
BJ

Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 12:45 am

Thank you for running with wet. I am giggling in the Uni library and getting very strange looks!

TOTALLY worth it

Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2014 2:10 am

^^^ You're welcome! Laughing

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Hello my dear love Bj,
How are you doing for me ? I hope you do great . And how did uou spend your weekend? I hope you also had wonderful Sunday . As for me I have a cool Sunday but as you know too just miss you and was thinking about you . I am very sorry for not coming online . You know my work very well , very busy work and hard work babe . Thanks for your replying message I am very glad to been hearing from you . But looking forward to chat with you on gmail as well . I want to be with you . I know its not a problem for you to be with me . How are yout two ladies . I dont really know their name. And what about the parrot ? I miss them all ...I wish you all the best in the week .
Hope to hear from you . Kiss will all my love .
Be safe for me and take good care of you .
West .

Dear Wet Patch,

It's so nice to hear from you! Do you know that 4 days went by before you emailed me? It makes me really sad. I'm lonely and I just sit with my birds all day. Oh but guess what! Flora's eggs hatched!! So now we have some babies and I've already sold 3 so that's a easy $9,000 that I made just like that! Do you want to know my bird stuff or what? I don't know if I should email cause I think it'll be like 4 more days before you email me. I have another guy name General Kelvin Smith emaling me and he's in Afghan too. Do you know him? Is he your boss? He doesn't know I'm emailing you. You emailed me first but if you don't want to talk then tell me ok? I will go talk to the General instead. Is he your boss? I have to go feed the birds. They don't eat seeds. They eat lettuce and carrots and even chicken sometimes which isn't bad cause the vet said it was ok ok? Oh and they like cheese! Well, I miss you Wet ok?

Luv

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Good morning my lovely BJ ,
How are you doing today? I am very happy and glad to hear from you . I hope you are doing very well babe . As for me doing great by the grace of God . I am so sorry for my off for 4 days to email you baby . It seem busy at work that's why I did email you . Buy again forgive me for that babe . I know that you have miss me so so much and when you grar from me , you are happy I want to be with you honey that's why I am trying to send my message to you . Andi am also happy when I hear from you . You know that I am the first man that were talking to you , and I hope you really want to be with me in the rest of life .

Babe , I didn't know any General Kelvin Smith . I dont want to leave me babe.where did he get your email? Are you going to talk to him ? Babe I am truly fall in love with you . I hope you love me so much .

How is the ladies ? I send my love to them . And how is the business going on over there ? I love you and your business . How is the birds too . I hope the all do great .

Babe I will try all my best to email you all the time . And I hope you will also reply me . I know yiu care abd you want to be with me . Take good care of yourself . I love you , have a nice day over there . My son also send his love for you . I told him about you and he is very glad to know you . m looking forward to chat with you on gmail .hugs with love . Always in my mind .
Kiss , love you .
West .

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Happy good morning ,
How are you doing? I hope you wake up well and also hope you have wonderful night then . I am great and just preparing going to work . I hope you got my last message .
I was thinking all about you , I mis you my dear . I can't wait to have you in mu life . I am very lovely when speaking to you . I realy want to be with you in the rest of my life. I hope you also do . Send my love to the birds and the ladies .

Have a great day love .
Kiss ,
Love ,

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Hello my dear ,
How are you doing for me ? i hope you are safe and doing great for me over there . As for me i am doing great for you ... How things and what about the business . i hope all is okay with you . I have sent you email but not hearing from you . i hope you are busy that is why you dont reply . i am worried my babe . what happen ? i have miss you so much , i can t wait to hear from you ... Try to reply me ,,, Have a nice day .... Kiss

Dear Wet,

I'm SO sorry!! I've been sick. I'm better now though. I had a stomach sickness. It was not a nice one. How are you? You'll be happy to know that I said goodbye to the General. I have chosen you! Does this make you happy? I hope you are doing ok. How is the war? Do you have to kill people and stuff? The birds say hi! I had to cover their cages with thick plastic while I was sick. Did you know they can get some of the same sicknesses people do? They are fascinating little people! Well I need to go. I hope I hear from you soon!

Luv

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Dearest Wet Patch,

Where are you? Did you get my last email? I'm worried about you! Please write me soon.

Luv

BJ & the Birds

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Hello my lovely BJ ,
How are you doing for me ? I hope you are very okay. I am also okay but very busy at work and I know that you know my work as well . The little time I get , I take it to send you mesaages . Well I have got your message too . Thanks you very much and I am very happy to hear good news from you that you have said good bye to the General and you have chosen me to be with you in the rest of our life. I am also worried about you when I sent you mail for three times and I did not hear any reply message from you. But now I am very happy to hear from you ... I am sorry about your sickness. You must drink a lot of water and I think your stomach will get better. Thank God you are well now and you can talk to me . I have miss you my dear. Hope you are safe . I love you so much to be with only me now .
Take care .
Kiss you all over .
Yours West .

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Hello my love . How are you doingfor me today. I hope all is ok with you. Be safe my love . I am also safe for you. Did you got my message ? I hope you are busy a little bit.
Hope to hear from you babe .
Hugs . Kiss
West.

My Dear Wet Patch,

Thank you so much for still being in my life! I'm sorry I was sick. I will try my best to never get sick again. I have been doing what you said and I've been drinking plenty of water. I have been real busy with my birds. The babies are doing well. Squidbeak has been a terror today though! He flew off his perch and out the back door when I opened it to take out the trash. He knows better too because he's gotten in trouble for it before. Anyway, he flew up one of the trees in the back yard and wouldn't come down for me. I had to get out the big ladder and I finally got up there to get him. He bit the hell out of my hand on the way down though! This time it wasn't bad enough for stitches I don't think. I just cleaned it well and covered it. I swear he has been in such a bad mood since the babies hatched! I hope he calms down as they get older and their forever families come pick them up.

So is the war going? You didn't answer my questions baby. Have you had to kill people and stuff? Do you drive a plane? Tell me more about it, I'm really interested to learn what my lover does.

Love you!

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 6:44 am

6 days this time Wet! You're freaking me out!!!

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Hello my love ,
How are you doing ? i hope you are doing better now ... i am also doing okay and thank for your message and still being in my life too ...i am also doing very well .... and have the bird come back home ? How your busness doing over there ? your ladies are all well i hope .
yes the war is going well my love ... yes i drive a plane my love .... and I also act as a platoon sergeant in the absence of the Sergeant First Class. I am the leader of my squad. I am a non commissioned officer and I work in the junior management of the military.
sorry was a little busy my love ... i am always with you ...
Love you too

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My dear love BJ , i am thinking about you all the time .And To be in love means being patient but to be patient you must trust him/her first. You can never find love through the eye or ear, so you must trust the only thing that will never fade until you die, your heart....Love is like trust, when you find your special someone it is as if you're trusting them with your heart. Trust is what you put in someone's hands......... Faith is what you hold on to.
Love you BJ ,

Dearest Wet Patch,

Your a leader? Oh wow baby that is so sexy! You are a leader of men and I am a leader of women!! We were made for each other! How goes the war? What kind of plane do you drive? Do they let you fly your friends? I would love you forevers if you could fly me someday. I've always wanted to join the 1/2 mile high club.

I'm not sure why you asked if my birds came back home. Can you explain? I have news though... I sold one baby! That's $3000 plus another $1800 for training in 6-8wks when he's older. I charge a little extra for the cocks because they're a little more stubborn. I also have a lady coming to breed her female with squidbeak. He's a popular breeding studcock in our circles. People pay up to $2500 for stud fees if the eggs get fertilized.

Anywho, I miss you so much! I hope you are staying safe my Sargent! I am happy you are the Leader of the Pack. I prefer my men to be leaders. You are just perfect!

Love
BJ
Oxoxoxoxox

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Hello my lovely , how are you doing for me today ? I hope you are doing okay for me . As you can see my love I am doing well for you too . Yes we are made to be together in the rest of our life . I am very glad to read your messages . Yes I drive alicopter ware plane ...
Baby I am also hapoy that you sold some birds and have news one .. am so glad .
Where do you really live baby ? I don't know your country. (Really?? That's funny. Being a military man and being from Texas you'd think he'd know the country well.) Will be happy to know . I am safe for you and take good care of yourself . I miss you already . Love you so much .
Yours lover ,
West.
Kiss

My Dear Wet Patch,

How are you? I miss you. I'm so glad you got back to me in a timely fashion! And that you agree that we are a good match.
So you drive an alicopter ware plane??? OMG, that's so sexy! Can you give me a ride sometime? I promise I won't bump your stick... ha ha ha!!!
Thank you for the congratulations about the baby birds. I can tell that you are really interested in my breeding activities and that makes me very happy baby!

My Wet Patch, why do you ask where I live? I've already told you that! It's ok though. I'm just playing... it's pretty common for men to forget things about their women here. I'm from North Dakota Devils Lake. What about you?

I love you!

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 5:51 am

This lad is BORING!!!! It emails once a week, if that. I have to poke and threaten to get that much. When I do get an email it's always the same. "How are you, how are the birds, how are the girls, you know my job, you know I'm busy. Love you." I've thrown around money and even that didn't bring him running! Oh well, slow & steady...

Wet,

I'm starting to get pissed on here. You forget me too much!

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WET,

A WEEK! ITS BEEN A WHOLE WEEK SINCE I HEAR FROM YOU AND I CRY CRY CRY CRY!!!!!!!!!! Why are you doing this to me? Have you found another woman? Some Afghan making whore? Does she make you sammiches like I could? It makes me sick! Don't even try to tell me it's because you are busy at work. If you loved me then you would stop firing catapults and email me. You get time off of work everyday to eat and go the the lx. The general told me so when he was my boyfriend! If I don't hear from you by Friday then I'm considering this relationship over and I'm going to go back to the general. At least he wanted to talk to me!

Yours maybe not forever

BJ

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Hello my love how are you doing ? i hope you are doing very well and everything is doing very well with you all over there ... i am very fine thanks and glad to hear from you ... how is the birds and girls . i always ask about them all ... i hope you are safe for me ... dont be sick for me my love . i am here for you ... i love you and i want to be with you .... I have spoke to my son Ryan today . and he sent his love to you .... take good care of yourself i love you ....
I love you .

Hi Wet

Tell me more about yourself baby. Not this same old stuff.

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Hi Wet,

Today I went grocery shopping and it was boring but I thought about you. Then I got my car washed cause it needed it bad. I also cleaned all the bird cages. Well, just thought I'd tell you how my day went like couples do.

BJ

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