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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Sun Feb 16, 2014 11:46 pm |
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Whilst awaiting the headers from this post in surplus:
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=244719
I would like 4 bored baiters (who have absolutely nothing else better to do) to help complete this 5 line limerick...
'She was called Agapi, a tall blonde colleen.... |
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 (Br Joe)
"..May your unborn kids don't grow and may you be burnt to ashes asap ! " CCS
"..Sir we have given you more than 5 different accounts yet you still complaining " SCB
" YOU LOW LIFE SATANIC AGENT, FORWARD THESE MESSAGES TO YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER, THEY WILL DEFINITELY ENJOY READING THEM." RG |
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Salting the Gold mine
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jan 2014
Posts: 993
Location: Living next door to Alice
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Mon Feb 17, 2014 12:40 am |
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I think in the time it takes to get this header,you could write"WarAndPeace"  |
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Thanks for the history,are you have now....what new version are we entry.perhaps the birth of Prince George junior and how Willie Kate Middleton made love and gave birth...o'h...o'h the queen is fight war in Afganistan...Lest i forget you made love to your ground mom last nite...Uncle tell me a knew story...are you happy now........Mr H0rn J3rry or was that Mr J3rry H0rn,I never really knew 
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Look Mr Man,you must be a joker to think you can't' play smart with me I was just following you to see where you land.Stop contacting me you are just a fucking shucking dick........J@me5.
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Ewok
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 11 Jan 2014
Posts: 688
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Mon Feb 17, 2014 12:56 am |
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^^^ That is a rubbish limerick! |
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x9 i hope you are alright because you sound like someone who has been mad before white pig-solomonodoom.
Small member of the Todger Club
well i can see you just trying to command a whole captain in the army huh i shud live my work to do dat huh well if u dont want m forget it u giving me condition or wat huh - Captain Mark
YOU ARE A JOKER AND I KNWE IT,YOU ARE GUYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - goodwill dukk
you are a fucking fool,that is why you are lonely there,fucking white pig. - solomonodoom.
What kind of person are you devil-Austin Burberry
Did your Mother Kill you??? Honestly your not Woman No not A Mother - PeterJ
you are stupid old girl! i think you never have a sex for many years why not you use your finger?? or kill yourself-werkagegnehu |
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6705
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Mon Feb 17, 2014 1:46 am |
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| She was called Agapi, a tall blonde colleen.... |
I took the Ho *Deleted* *Deleted* *Deleted* know what I mean????? |
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DON'T BE A SQUARE DONATE
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Mon Feb 17, 2014 1:46 am |
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| 'She was called Agapi, a tall blonde colleen.... |
...her smell was very unclean
I was frittered and flaccid and needed antacid
so all I could eat was her spleen.
Edit: I forgot a line.
Too dark? |
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"Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Feb 17, 2014 8:46 am |
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She said that her name was Agapi
A tall blonde colleen with no pappy
Her dollars were clean
Her stepmom was mean
But the bulk of her script was too scrappy
"I so need your help," she said sadly
For her stepmom was treating her badly
"Get me to your nation
For full education"
I accepted the challenge quite gladly
Too bad that 'her' photos don't match
'Her' morphvox was piitiful (natch)
I've twice chopped 'her' dollar
(O boy did 'she' holler!)
And of piggies I have quite a batch! |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Mon Feb 17, 2014 9:57 am |
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^ Brilliant. |
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:19 am |
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^^
Top class |
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(Br Joe)
"..May your unborn kids don't grow and may you be burnt to ashes asap ! " CCS
"..Sir we have given you more than 5 different accounts yet you still complaining " SCB
" YOU LOW LIFE SATANIC AGENT, FORWARD THESE MESSAGES TO YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER, THEY WILL DEFINITELY ENJOY READING THEM." RG |
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Salting the Gold mine
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jan 2014
Posts: 993
Location: Living next door to Alice
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Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:58 am |
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^^^^^^^Here Esox my toothy friend,I will get you started.
WELL, PRINCE, Genoa and Lucca are now no more than private estates of the Bonaparte family. No, I warn you, that if you do not tell me we are at war, if you again allow yourself to palliate all the infamies and atrocities of this Antichrist (upon my word, I believe he is), I don't know you in future, you are no longer my friend, no longer my faithful slave, as you say. There, how do you do, how do you do? I see I'm scaring you, sit down and talk to me."
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Thanks for the history,are you have now....what new version are we entry.perhaps the birth of Prince George junior and how Willie Kate Middleton made love and gave birth...o'h...o'h the queen is fight war in Afganistan...Lest i forget you made love to your ground mom last nite...Uncle tell me a knew story...are you happy now........Mr H0rn J3rry or was that Mr J3rry H0rn,I never really knew
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Look Mr Man,you must be a joker to think you can't' play smart with me I was just following you to see where you land.Stop contacting me you are just a fucking shucking dick........J@me5.
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100 in 1 = 101 |
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Mon Feb 17, 2014 12:21 pm |
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( continued from Page 94 )
......and
to recognize a dependence of which we are
not conscious.
Finished. |
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(Br Joe)
"..May your unborn kids don't grow and may you be burnt to ashes asap ! " CCS
"..Sir we have given you more than 5 different accounts yet you still complaining " SCB
" YOU LOW LIFE SATANIC AGENT, FORWARD THESE MESSAGES TO YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER, THEY WILL DEFINITELY ENJOY READING THEM." RG |
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firehouse5
Palm Wino Aficionado
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 4952
Location: swimming in Ogogoro
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Mon Feb 17, 2014 12:29 pm |
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How about the scam format rewritten in nearly Limerick style:
My name Agapi a tall blonde
On the dating site your email was found
Tea or coffee to drink
so what do you think?
Irish snowbaby at aol com. |
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