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Ewok
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 11 Jan 2014
Posts: 688
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Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:35 pm |
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A lad just told me (as Shona) that he could do anything I could do!
Enraged,l quick as a flash I replied "Menstruate?"
It took a few seconds after me replying, to remember that I am actually a fat 42 year old bloke from the North of England!
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 x9 i hope you are alright because you sound like someone who has been mad before white pig-solomonodoom.
Small member of the Todger Club
well i can see you just trying to command a whole captain in the army huh i shud live my work to do dat huh well if u dont want m forget it u giving me condition or wat huh - Captain Mark
YOU ARE A JOKER AND I KNWE IT,YOU ARE GUYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - goodwill dukk
you are a fucking fool,that is why you are lonely there,fucking white pig. - solomonodoom.
What kind of person are you devil-Austin Burberry
Did your Mother Kill you??? Honestly your not Woman No not A Mother - PeterJ
you are stupid old girl! i think you never have a sex for many years why not you use your finger?? or kill yourself-werkagegnehu |
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next victim
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Mar 2011
Posts: 21155
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Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:56 pm |
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I see you've found comfort in your character.  |
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Ewok
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 11 Jan 2014
Posts: 688
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Wed Feb 12, 2014 8:21 pm |
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^^ OH shut up! Unless you have chocolate and a cuddle! |
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x9 i hope you are alright because you sound like someone who has been mad before white pig-solomonodoom.
Small member of the Todger Club
well i can see you just trying to command a whole captain in the army huh i shud live my work to do dat huh well if u dont want m forget it u giving me condition or wat huh - Captain Mark
YOU ARE A JOKER AND I KNWE IT,YOU ARE GUYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - goodwill dukk
you are a fucking fool,that is why you are lonely there,fucking white pig. - solomonodoom.
What kind of person are you devil-Austin Burberry
Did your Mother Kill you??? Honestly your not Woman No not A Mother - PeterJ
you are stupid old girl! i think you never have a sex for many years why not you use your finger?? or kill yourself-werkagegnehu |
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redo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 May 2013
Posts: 681
Location: Pushing lads' buttons
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Wed Feb 12, 2014 8:28 pm |
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I nearly answered my phone as my baiting character once. |
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coffinsurfer
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Apr 2012
Posts: 713
Location: Collinsport
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Wed Feb 12, 2014 8:53 pm |
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I catch myself saying "we" quite a bit. |
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Honey I believe you and I trust you sorry if you think am doubting you I never did that bank manager is only just a pissing of crash - Bryan
bcos you for ever in my heart cherished and adored as a priceless pearl among the rear germs - General William Miller
I can't tell of how mush i miss you,this feeling is all over me,i just want you to know that i miss you so mush. - Brian
but my heart is biting so fast for you and i cant hid it - Howard
i pray that God will put smell on ur face someday - Matt Ryan
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Ewok
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 11 Jan 2014
Posts: 688
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Wed Feb 12, 2014 9:00 pm |
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^^^^^ I put that sort of thing down to age! |
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x9 i hope you are alright because you sound like someone who has been mad before white pig-solomonodoom.
Small member of the Todger Club
well i can see you just trying to command a whole captain in the army huh i shud live my work to do dat huh well if u dont want m forget it u giving me condition or wat huh - Captain Mark
YOU ARE A JOKER AND I KNWE IT,YOU ARE GUYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - goodwill dukk
you are a fucking fool,that is why you are lonely there,fucking white pig. - solomonodoom.
What kind of person are you devil-Austin Burberry
Did your Mother Kill you??? Honestly your not Woman No not A Mother - PeterJ
you are stupid old girl! i think you never have a sex for many years why not you use your finger?? or kill yourself-werkagegnehu |
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coffinsurfer
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Apr 2012
Posts: 713
Location: Collinsport
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Wed Feb 12, 2014 9:04 pm |
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Well, honey, if you're starting that at 42, just wait until you reach my age!! |
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Honey I believe you and I trust you sorry if you think am doubting you I never did that bank manager is only just a pissing of crash - Bryan
bcos you for ever in my heart cherished and adored as a priceless pearl among the rear germs - General William Miller
I can't tell of how mush i miss you,this feeling is all over me,i just want you to know that i miss you so mush. - Brian
but my heart is biting so fast for you and i cant hid it - Howard
i pray that God will put smell on ur face someday - Matt Ryan
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Ewok
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 11 Jan 2014
Posts: 688
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Wed Feb 12, 2014 9:11 pm |
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Having a four month old daughter keeps me perpetually knackered, I mean young, not knackered, young! |
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x9 i hope you are alright because you sound like someone who has been mad before white pig-solomonodoom.
Small member of the Todger Club
well i can see you just trying to command a whole captain in the army huh i shud live my work to do dat huh well if u dont want m forget it u giving me condition or wat huh - Captain Mark
YOU ARE A JOKER AND I KNWE IT,YOU ARE GUYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - goodwill dukk
you are a fucking fool,that is why you are lonely there,fucking white pig. - solomonodoom.
What kind of person are you devil-Austin Burberry
Did your Mother Kill you??? Honestly your not Woman No not A Mother - PeterJ
you are stupid old girl! i think you never have a sex for many years why not you use your finger?? or kill yourself-werkagegnehu |
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weaselhunter
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 Jan 2014
Posts: 295
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Wed Feb 12, 2014 10:40 pm |
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i has to corect mine speeling and mine gramma alls the tine |
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Ewok
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 11 Jan 2014
Posts: 688
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Wed Feb 12, 2014 10:46 pm |
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^^^ My four month old can't spell and has no concept of grammar.
You ahve a prodigy on your hands! |
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x9 i hope you are alright because you sound like someone who has been mad before white pig-solomonodoom.
Small member of the Todger Club
well i can see you just trying to command a whole captain in the army huh i shud live my work to do dat huh well if u dont want m forget it u giving me condition or wat huh - Captain Mark
YOU ARE A JOKER AND I KNWE IT,YOU ARE GUYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - goodwill dukk
you are a fucking fool,that is why you are lonely there,fucking white pig. - solomonodoom.
What kind of person are you devil-Austin Burberry
Did your Mother Kill you??? Honestly your not Woman No not A Mother - PeterJ
you are stupid old girl! i think you never have a sex for many years why not you use your finger?? or kill yourself-werkagegnehu |
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Salting the Gold mine
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jan 2014
Posts: 993
Location: Living next door to Alice
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Thu Feb 13, 2014 12:12 am |
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When started wearing a dog collar,Amen. |
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Thanks for the history,are you have now....what new version are we entry.perhaps the birth of Prince George junior and how Willie Kate Middleton made love and gave birth...o'h...o'h the queen is fight war in Afganistan...Lest i forget you made love to your ground mom last nite...Uncle tell me a knew story...are you happy now........Mr H0rn J3rry or was that Mr J3rry H0rn,I never really knew
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Look Mr Man,you must be a joker to think you can't' play smart with me I was just following you to see where you land.Stop contacting me you are just a fucking shucking dick........J@me5.
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Ewok
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 11 Jan 2014
Posts: 688
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Thu Feb 13, 2014 12:13 am |
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^^^^^ Kinky? At your age? Someone stands to lose a hip! |
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x9 i hope you are alright because you sound like someone who has been mad before white pig-solomonodoom.
Small member of the Todger Club
well i can see you just trying to command a whole captain in the army huh i shud live my work to do dat huh well if u dont want m forget it u giving me condition or wat huh - Captain Mark
YOU ARE A JOKER AND I KNWE IT,YOU ARE GUYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - goodwill dukk
you are a fucking fool,that is why you are lonely there,fucking white pig. - solomonodoom.
What kind of person are you devil-Austin Burberry
Did your Mother Kill you??? Honestly your not Woman No not A Mother - PeterJ
you are stupid old girl! i think you never have a sex for many years why not you use your finger?? or kill yourself-werkagegnehu |
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SweetPoison
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 01 Sep 2013
Posts: 604
Location: Chattin it up with the love lads
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Thu Feb 13, 2014 1:22 am |
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I have found I'm totally changing the style of how I email at work based on all the chat I do. And having to remember to correct misspelled words. Oooops! |
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"All your genaration are f***ing bitches and we are gonna kill everyone in your f***ing family...f***ing imposter" Johnny
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Mr Bello: Lagos - Cotonou - Allada - Toffo 'I will find you and all your whole team,you all will run mad that I can say...fucking retard bastard asshole'
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OrangeCat
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 13 Nov 2011
Posts: 634
Location: Making more brain bleach
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Thu Feb 13, 2014 1:47 am |
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At times when I get irritated, I sometimes find myself responding to emails the way my 13-year old character would respond (and that would be very, very bad if I want to remain employed). |
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"My rage rover sport deep the engine nock out i need money to put it in order. as a result this i fail sick." - Pr1nce
 
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6705
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Thu Feb 13, 2014 2:19 am |
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My work has become an outlet for my Pent up Baiter Characters and I like it. I have to fire off/respond to many emails a day and update several help forums along the way. A typical week is:
Drone - Please update records when complete. (Monday Morning)
Drone - Why aren’t you responding?
OP – I’m not done yet.
Drone – Why not?
Drone – Please respond.
OP – Why?
Drone –We need an update!
OP – I’m waiting on parts.
Drone – Please update records when complete.
Drone – Waiting!!!!
OP – Please see above response. (Friday Afternoon)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE
Spam, Spam, Spam…. |
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weaselhunter
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 Jan 2014
Posts: 295
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Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:02 am |
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I also find myself wanting to send a slap instead of a "professional" reply to my supervisors when, in fact, a slap WOULD be more appropriate. |
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Phil Yerboots
Elite Baiter
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
Posts: 1342
Location: Back in Asena's sandbox
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Fri Feb 14, 2014 4:51 pm |
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I want to tell the 48 year old , overweight deaf woman "Doughnut" to stop falling for scammers, that everything will be alright, that she will one day find the right man and that if I wasn't already seeing someone then I would give her a big kiss and a cuddle.
Possibly leading to more after a couple of bottles of wine.. |
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Todger Club (Class of 2013)
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firehouse5
Palm Wino Aficionado
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 4952
Location: swimming in Ogogoro
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Fri Feb 14, 2014 5:25 pm |
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Some time receive Work E-Mail from person of annoy, is very tempt to reply in voice belong of bait character for make hard them in understand. So-far is never do but may be future time is will happen, Mark my word.
Please appology my poor English I know hard to understanding. |
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Has a scammer sent you a bank account? please report it to any moderator using the private message function.
GO PREMIUM!
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The details you sent do not match, check your records and reply immediate. I have forced to wait in office for two hours with out eating |
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redo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 May 2013
Posts: 681
Location: Pushing lads' buttons
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Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:10 pm |
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I'll donate to the cause. Do you take bank transfers? |
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Porky, Petunia, & progeny:
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Mr. Cheater, Lagos to SH Accra
"to help us fish this people out any where they are this massage should not be forwarded to them or any body, Be very carefully what ever you are doing with these crocks" - Mark Smith
"Please proceed immediately and stop playing on yourself. Am i understood!!!??" - Barr. David
"Now i know you need to visit Rehab. Simple English you can't understand and you keep playing games, I regret having you here, please stop sending me emails." - Barr. David again
"I am sorry to say you lack gurts" - Bernard Hill
***Pimp Your Ride*** |
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Capone
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Feb 2013
Posts: 10545
Location: Blackacre
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Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:38 pm |
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I find myself using "modality" in RL. |
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Some Buddy At Home
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Aug 2013
Posts: 3069
Location: At Home
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Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:48 pm |
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"We" as in 2 or more or "weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" as in, well, a few were of us were around here when one of NV's lads couldn't wait to climb on him and say "weeeeeeeeeeee". (I wish I cold find the thread, the post was hilarious!)
NV get's the best porn. |
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Ewok
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 11 Jan 2014
Posts: 688
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Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:51 pm |
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I encourage lads to talk filth to me!
When they don't it costs £1.50 a minute on the phone! |
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x9 i hope you are alright because you sound like someone who has been mad before white pig-solomonodoom.
Small member of the Todger Club
well i can see you just trying to command a whole captain in the army huh i shud live my work to do dat huh well if u dont want m forget it u giving me condition or wat huh - Captain Mark
YOU ARE A JOKER AND I KNWE IT,YOU ARE GUYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - goodwill dukk
you are a fucking fool,that is why you are lonely there,fucking white pig. - solomonodoom.
What kind of person are you devil-Austin Burberry
Did your Mother Kill you??? Honestly your not Woman No not A Mother - PeterJ
you are stupid old girl! i think you never have a sex for many years why not you use your finger?? or kill yourself-werkagegnehu |
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