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Ewok
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 11 Jan 2014
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Fri Feb 07, 2014 4:13 pm |
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This chap has sent me eleventy ten messages today all about the boy he has adopted in Syria whilst working for the UN.
Shona wants to get to the money shot, she cares not a jot for made up jobs and fictitious kids. Give me, I mean her strength!
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Original Message:From: stev_tanDate: 2014-02-07 11:04 AMSubject: RE: Hi
You are such pretty beautiful sexy romantic |
I know! I got thrown out of Church for touching myself. The heathen fuckers!
Do you go to church? I don't believe in them anymore. That pompous fuckwit wearing a dress telling stories of oriental fortune tellers, gold, Frankenstein and Murgh! He is only interested in choir boys. I bet if I had a willy and not a fairy cavern he would not have executed me from the church.
What is your love truncheon like? A Happy Meal or a Whopper? |
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 x9 i hope you are alright because you sound like someone who has been mad before white pig-solomonodoom.
Small member of the Todger Club
well i can see you just trying to command a whole captain in the army huh i shud live my work to do dat huh well if u dont want m forget it u giving me condition or wat huh - Captain Mark
YOU ARE A JOKER AND I KNWE IT,YOU ARE GUYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - goodwill dukk
you are a fucking fool,that is why you are lonely there,fucking white pig. - solomonodoom.
What kind of person are you devil-Austin Burberry
Did your Mother Kill you??? Honestly your not Woman No not A Mother - PeterJ
you are stupid old girl! i think you never have a sex for many years why not you use your finger?? or kill yourself-werkagegnehu |
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Ewok
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 11 Jan 2014
Posts: 688
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Fri Feb 07, 2014 4:25 pm |
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This guy is the king of one line emails, I get another one liner before I finish replying to the last of his one line drivel!
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Original Message:From: stev_tanDate: 2014-02-07 11:17 AMSubject: RE: Hi
Why do you hate them. do you like to marry again? |
Now, will he give up his adopted son for the chance of true love?
Because they are noisy, untidy and expensive.
I don't know if I would get married, if I did it would be to a man without kids. I really do hate those snotgobbling shitbags! |
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x9 i hope you are alright because you sound like someone who has been mad before white pig-solomonodoom.
Small member of the Todger Club
well i can see you just trying to command a whole captain in the army huh i shud live my work to do dat huh well if u dont want m forget it u giving me condition or wat huh - Captain Mark
YOU ARE A JOKER AND I KNWE IT,YOU ARE GUYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - goodwill dukk
you are a fucking fool,that is why you are lonely there,fucking white pig. - solomonodoom.
What kind of person are you devil-Austin Burberry
Did your Mother Kill you??? Honestly your not Woman No not A Mother - PeterJ
you are stupid old girl! i think you never have a sex for many years why not you use your finger?? or kill yourself-werkagegnehu |
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Ewok
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 11 Jan 2014
Posts: 688
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Fri Feb 07, 2014 4:32 pm |
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Oh dear!
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Original Message:From: stev_tanDate: 2014-02-07 11:27 AMSubject: RE: Hi
Where are your kids? |
I will type this slowly, for the hard of thinking.
I HAVE NO KIDS!
I DO NOT WANT KIDS!
WHAT IS YOUR OBSESSION BANGING ON ABOUT KIDS? ARE YOU A BBC DJ?
KIDS ARE FUCKING HORRID AND SHOULD BE KEPT IN A CUPBOARD UNTIL THEY ARE 35, ONLY TAKEN OUT FOR REGULAR BEATINGS.
Clear? |
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x9 i hope you are alright because you sound like someone who has been mad before white pig-solomonodoom.
Small member of the Todger Club
well i can see you just trying to command a whole captain in the army huh i shud live my work to do dat huh well if u dont want m forget it u giving me condition or wat huh - Captain Mark
YOU ARE A JOKER AND I KNWE IT,YOU ARE GUYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - goodwill dukk
you are a fucking fool,that is why you are lonely there,fucking white pig. - solomonodoom.
What kind of person are you devil-Austin Burberry
Did your Mother Kill you??? Honestly your not Woman No not A Mother - PeterJ
you are stupid old girl! i think you never have a sex for many years why not you use your finger?? or kill yourself-werkagegnehu |
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Ewok
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 11 Jan 2014
Posts: 688
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Fri Feb 07, 2014 4:46 pm |
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Not slow enough!
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Original Message:From: stev_tanDate: 2014-02-07 11:42 AMSubject: RE: Hi
Oh really i guess you need to marry again to have to kids i believe God will give you kids someday |
I am 55 and if I had kids up my floo I would have a bath, a bottle of gin and a coat hanger handy!
What are your views on anal as contraception, do you prefer to give or receive? |
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x9 i hope you are alright because you sound like someone who has been mad before white pig-solomonodoom.
Small member of the Todger Club
well i can see you just trying to command a whole captain in the army huh i shud live my work to do dat huh well if u dont want m forget it u giving me condition or wat huh - Captain Mark
YOU ARE A JOKER AND I KNWE IT,YOU ARE GUYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - goodwill dukk
you are a fucking fool,that is why you are lonely there,fucking white pig. - solomonodoom.
What kind of person are you devil-Austin Burberry
Did your Mother Kill you??? Honestly your not Woman No not A Mother - PeterJ
you are stupid old girl! i think you never have a sex for many years why not you use your finger?? or kill yourself-werkagegnehu |
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Salting the Gold mine
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jan 2014
Posts: 993
Location: Living next door to Alice
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Fri Feb 07, 2014 6:50 pm |
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[quote="Ewok"]This guy is the king of one line emails, I get another one liner before I finish replying to the last of his one line drivel![quote]
Oh for one like this,mine sends me the long version of "War and Peace"every friggin night. |
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Thanks for the history,are you have now....what new version are we entry.perhaps the birth of Prince George junior and how Willie Kate Middleton made love and gave birth...o'h...o'h the queen is fight war in Afganistan...Lest i forget you made love to your ground mom last nite...Uncle tell me a knew story...are you happy now........Mr H0rn J3rry or was that Mr J3rry H0rn,I never really knew 
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Look Mr Man,you must be a joker to think you can't' play smart with me I was just following you to see where you land.Stop contacting me you are just a fucking shucking dick........J@me5.
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100 in 1 = 101 |
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Ewok
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 11 Jan 2014
Posts: 688
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Fri Feb 07, 2014 6:54 pm |
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^ Do you want kids? |
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x9 i hope you are alright because you sound like someone who has been mad before white pig-solomonodoom.
Small member of the Todger Club
well i can see you just trying to command a whole captain in the army huh i shud live my work to do dat huh well if u dont want m forget it u giving me condition or wat huh - Captain Mark
YOU ARE A JOKER AND I KNWE IT,YOU ARE GUYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - goodwill dukk
you are a fucking fool,that is why you are lonely there,fucking white pig. - solomonodoom.
What kind of person are you devil-Austin Burberry
Did your Mother Kill you??? Honestly your not Woman No not A Mother - PeterJ
you are stupid old girl! i think you never have a sex for many years why not you use your finger?? or kill yourself-werkagegnehu |
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