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voller82
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 03 Feb 2014
Posts: 1
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Mon Feb 03, 2014 6:15 pm |
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I got this email today and thought it was so funny I wanted to share:
From: office contact <[email protected]>
Sent: Feb 3, 2014 09:58:33 AM
To: <undisclosed-recipients:;>
Subject: ARE YOU DEAD OR ALIVE
ATTN:BENEFICIARY
THEY SAID YOU ARE DEAD AND YOUR END HAS BEEN CONFIRMED FOR A VERY LONG
TIME THAT IS WHY YOU WHERE NOT EBLE TO COME FORWARD FOR YOUR FUND.
ARE YOU DEAD OR ALIVE LET ME KNOW BEFORE I MAKE A WRONG PAYMENT TO
SOME ONE WHO CLAIME THAT HE IS FROM YOU AND REPRESENT YOUR INETEREST
TO CLAIM YOUR FUND.
NOW IF I DO NOT HEAR FROM YOU WITHING THE NEXT 24 HOURS I WILL TAKE IT
THAT YOU ARE DEAD BUT IF YOU ARE ALIVE GET BACK TO ME FOR CONVINCTION
AND FURTHER DETAILS OF WHAT IS GOING ON CONCERNING YOUR FUND.
I WAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU IMMEDIATELY
BARRY MARK |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Mon Feb 03, 2014 6:39 pm |
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I tell them that yes, I'm dead and that I'm going to haunt them, with some wooo ooo oooo's thrown in for effect.
They just press on with their script regardless. |
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the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Fryer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 2670
Location: Global Computer Mega Cafe
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Mon Feb 03, 2014 7:16 pm |
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Tell them that you were dead but that you got better. As Roy said, they'll just keep moving forward.... |
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YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG AND AN EMPTY VESSEL
FUCK YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY . YOU ARE SATAN. YOU ARE ANTI-CHRIST
guy nawaaa for you oooh |
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the vampire
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Jul 2008
Posts: 3601
Location: playmobil land
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Mon Feb 03, 2014 9:31 pm |
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Years ago Bruin did a bait like that, telling the lad that his character was dead but still wanted to proceed with the lad. The bait must be somewhere in the eater archives. |
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Shnagel
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 08 Jan 2014
Posts: 82
Location: UK
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Tue Feb 04, 2014 9:12 am |
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Wonderful stuff, love the species of english used. Possibly the result of some clever de-education at the hands of an experienced baiter. |
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Tue Feb 04, 2014 6:05 pm |
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You can hit him with this quote from George Burns (referring to his vaudeville days):
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| I died in Altoona, I died in Schenectady, I'm not going to die again. |
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Father Frank
I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert |
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