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Phil Yerboots
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Two nights ago I dreamt that I rescued a drowning cat and as I pumped it's little ribcage so that the water came out of its mouth it also coughed up a whole undigested mouse.
Anyone want to suggest any meaning behind that? Or is it really just random neurons making their own pictures from the scraps of my thoughts.
What about your own weird dreams for us all to dissect? |
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Asena
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My dreams incorporate elements of whatever has happened during the day, and are always vivid and weird.
Phil, obviously you were watching Tom and Jerry that day! |
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Phil Yerboots
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Tue Jan 28, 2014 2:01 pm |
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Thanks for the link spot. I'm sure it's fine to be psychoanalysed by someone who writes this:
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| your sense of individuality and independence is being stifled by someone else getting all up in your business. |
@Asena - Well I did always think Tom was hard done-by. That Jerry was a nasty little *$&%! |
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Big Al
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I asked Dr. Phil and he sent me this:
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Pastor Frank
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Tue Jan 28, 2014 2:06 pm |
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Years ago I took Zyban to quit smoking. Talk about strange dreams! |
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Phil Yerboots
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Tue Jan 28, 2014 2:10 pm |
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@ Big Al
@Pastor Frank  |
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Tue Jan 28, 2014 2:18 pm |
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At least you didn't dream you were SOOI's dad or something... you'll be fine.  |
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Phil Yerboots
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Tue Jan 28, 2014 2:21 pm |
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^Maybe SOOI was the mouse? Squirrels are after all just fluffy rats. |
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Pastor Frank
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Tue Jan 28, 2014 2:21 pm |
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@Pastor Frank  |
They were not rated for a family website like this. |
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Big Al
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Tue Jan 28, 2014 2:43 pm |
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I rarely remember my dreams. If I do, they're usually pretty weird. Mostly I remember running dreams where I'm trying to get away from something or someone.
Something I wish I could do on a regular basis. LOL. |
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GTmama
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Tue Jan 28, 2014 3:15 pm |
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I've worn the nicotine patch before to quit smoking and fallen asleep with it on.... weirdest dreams EVER!!! And the most vivid by far. Not pleasant dreams either. The second weirdest dreams beyond that were when I was pregnant. I actually woke up pissed off at my husband for something he did in my dreams. Poor guy! |
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Phil Yerboots
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Tue Jan 28, 2014 3:39 pm |
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A long time ago after a good night's sleep I got up, had a cup of tea, had a shower, got dressed, packed my bag for work and as I was about to leave...I woke up. And for about 5 mins I had to lie there not having a clue what just happened. Or how I got there or whether I was still asleep.
Not the most exciting dream but a real mind-fork. |
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Tue Jan 28, 2014 4:21 pm |
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@ phil - done that. Was late for work.
GTmama - nicotine pacthes are the BEST for wierd dreams. Also try eating a big helping of really fierce stilton cheese before you turn in. |
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Tue Jan 28, 2014 4:49 pm |
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My most memorable dream of late, it was my birthday, and for a treat I was being given a guided tour of the insides of Bovington tank museum's Tiger tank. By Batman (Christian Bale's Batman, not Adam West thank god, that would have been too weird...).
And a couple of nights ago, I had a dream that my g/f and I were living in a mobile home in a town that was getting shelled and bombed every night.
Nobody seemed bothered by this and everyone spent the nights sleeping in their gardens, because if you were in a house that got hit, it would mean certain death... |
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the vampire
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Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:16 pm |
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Dreams are meant to be weird, otherwise they wouldn't be entertaining.
@ Phyl: Did the cat survive it?
Did anybody here got chased by a raging mad squirrel in their dreams? |
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Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:48 pm |
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| a vampire wrote: |
| Did anybody here got chased by a raging mad squirrel in their dreams? |
So that is why you wriggle around so much in the night! |
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Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:11 pm |
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I read that as
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Which would have been ... unsettling.
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Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:13 pm |
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Do you follow The Simpsons? Maybe your dream is an expression of your longing for Scratchy to finally get one over on Itchy. |
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Phil Yerboots
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Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:23 pm |
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Who knows lakeside? Aren't we all supporters of the underdog or undermouse here? To be fair though Scratchy deserves it despite doing practically nothing to warrant having his spine pulled through his anus on many occasions -something I'm sure many lads would benefit from. |
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Wed Jan 29, 2014 12:11 am |
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Phil, allow me to point you in the direction of the Fortean Times forums. This is just their kind of thing. You'll be flavour of the month, until something weirder happens.
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Wed Jan 29, 2014 3:14 am |
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I've done the same, wake up in a dream and know that that's a dream.
But I woke up one time, hearing my discus fish screaming (they came in a dream bubble). I went to the tank and they were fine. I went back to bed and two hours later they were dead, the tank had blown out, and I was standing in lots of water.
Hmm. |
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Wed Jan 29, 2014 6:56 pm |
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I once dreamt I landed on Mercury. I woke up when I took off my helmet...
Another time, I dreamt I was back in the Air Force, we were under attack, and I woke up just after the handgrenade, that was thrown through the window to my barrack, exploded.
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A few weeks back I had a Dream where I was Sky Diving. After a really cool Free Fall in a Bitchin’ Point Break kind of way things went awry. You see that Dang chute didn’t open and I was plummeting towards the Earth with startled people stared up at me. Just before I hit the ground I was awakened by a high pitched scream and then I hit and hit hard.
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lakeside77
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Thu Jan 30, 2014 1:57 am |
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| I dreamt I was back in the Air Force |
I get that one occasionally, but without the grenade. In mine the only uniform I have is a set of long obsolete short sleeve khaki's.
I also have one that I discovered is fairly common: I am back in college and one week is left in the semester. I look at my schedule and . . . oh, shit! . . . I forgot that I enrolled in this course and I haven't attended a single class. |
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