AHOY THERE! mr smooth sailor boy

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Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Jan 2014 Posts: 61

looking like marriage is on the cards for me very soon. he has been sailing from malta for over a week now and must be stuck in a sandbank as hasn't moved no wonder he has time to write such words lol lol

this one is sure smooth ha ha ha
time for some comedy prose from me tomorrow

If you're asking if I want to be with you, the answer is forever. If you're asking if I want to leave you, the answer is never. If you're asking what I,value most, the answer is you. If you're asking if I love you, the answer is I do...

Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if we never met. Would it be simpler? Yes. Better? Maybe. But then I realized that it also would have been
incomplete.

last post and a few in between

I am sailing from the Mediterranean sea across Malta,presently approaching the Croatian coast, eastern side of the Adriatic Sea sailing down to the Atlantic,Ocean in the United Kingdom,which will take me 3 months from now...
My ship is a bulk cargo ship,we carry like grain coal and crude oils,it is packaged in the hull of the ship generally in large volume,about 1.19 million metric tons of cargo,each container of (28 to 85 m3)..

I was on the search directory when i saw your profile here,well am new on Skype just few days here am here searching for a soul mate and new friends.

Can we know more about our self if you don't mind ? So where are you from??

Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:49 am

Lmao.... yeah, bulk ships like the one he describes do SAIL indeed, as sure as hell.... because that is ever so efficient Smile

I was not to good at physics and maths in school, but it is quite obvious that sailing is way faster than anything any motor vessel on earth could do, right?

You should consider yourself lucky, having such a smart ass on the fishing line!
Cool

Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 3:02 pm

My Tracy got exactly the same copy and paste email.
Probably same lad!! Enjoy baiting!!

Quote:

If you're asking if I want to be with you, the answer is forever. If you're asking if I want to leave you, the answer is never. If you're asking what I,value most, the answer is you. If you're asking if I love you, the answer is I do...

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Jan 2014 Posts: 61

Ha ha I had another mesaage since which is just as nauseating will post later lol this guy is well scripted in romance ha ha *funny*

Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 11:15 pm

^^^^ There are several websites that lads use all the time. Lovingyou.com or something like that. When you see a love letter from your lad, and you can tell the grammar/writing style is better than or different than his normal emails, select a couple of lines of the letter and search them in your search engine. You'll find the sites they lifted it from. Then, you slap them hard for using someone else's words, instead of their own. tell them you won't read anymore of that crap, you want THEIR words, not someone else's...(next victim has quite a few of these slaps in his baits. I am sure if you look or even ask nv, he'll show you how it's done.) Laughing

Here is the search (on Bing) results for the quote "If you're asking if I want to be with you, the answer is forever..."

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Jan 2014 Posts: 61

Wow this one is taking his time getting onto the money thing ha ha

read from the bottom, upwards

SAILORBOY ....JUST IN
Am so sorry to hear that, i wish you all the good luck in my heart .may God bless you for me and protect you for me till i come over to you..........baby this is from my heart and i want you to be the moon at night and the sun that shine in my hear t in the day.... take good care of yourself bye I
LOVE
YOU
* Mad

lovestruck* Mad

lovestruck*> Very Happy

< big hug

ME
On Tuesday, January 28
Good morning William
Yes I am so happy to meet you and my heart pulsates when I get emails from you although I work during the day so don't have time to chat as my pigs are sick and I am also looking after some dogs maybe when I am less busy we can chat. I also have a pArty to prepare for at the weekend I am making food for the local commoners.
Where is your ship now ? Have a fantastic day sweet oompah
Lisa

HIM

SAILORBOY
On 28 Jan 2014,
Hello my dear,
good morning and i hope you are fine and healthy,
i miss you so much and i have been thinking about you always,you are now something that makes me happy when i am sad and i am very happy to have you my dear,i love you so much.
my dear please i want you to give me your skype address so we can chat constantly or your yahoo messenger address so we can chat together always,thanks very much and i hope to hear from you soon.
bye and take good care of yourself my dear.

love you

On Tuesday, January 28, 2014
Hello William
Thank you for your email it is great to hear from you.
I have been busy at my house in the country I have animals to look after when I am there . I also grow vegetable and I like to party. I love nice wine and I have it imported from Italy.
How are you my sweet Oompa Loompa?
Lisa

SAILORBOY
On 26 Jan 2014, at 22:42,

hello my dear babe
i am William my word is my word, and my word is my bone, ever man have his so opener, i don't joke with my words, so nebaresoe you said to me, you must no who i am, cos i am a scrofulous and honest person, i hate desalts in my life at my age 59years old, i am not a babe for you to say that to me, my dear, i want to know your plans and what are in your mind, and how old are you?
i can't blame you for saying this to me, cos no one is prefect, right now in am getting to think that, we are far from each other that is why you are saying this to me,
i wish i am close to you, you will would have no who i am.... , i am talking to you wishing you the greatest joy of life, cos true love is not a ceramic , i am a man of peace, i need a honest woman with understanding of life, a woman
who is perfect and caring and not beauty, now my dear, i will really want to know what you are up too now, cos i fest and pray in 21days, for God to send me an honest woman, a woman with understanding, having you i am happy in life...and i know my kids will be very hear from you as a good mother,and i most for this one falsifier, love is love, and God is God,,,, with God all thing are prosseble and i believe God have a Rosene of bearing us together... this my words for you my dear
if you don't trust that love, cos love with that trust never lcuk, love is understanding.. smelling, caring and love is honesty and lawerty
i mean a true love, and to spend the rest of my life with... you can for from a birdcage, and you can for from above, the best way of forging is forging in love, babe i am waiting to hear from you.. and i want to know if you are success with me, cos am a success person
i hope, i will hear from you soon...

ME On Sunday, January 26, 2014
Hi William
I am pretty pissed off. Why are you sending me words which you have copied off the internet? I want to hear your own words

On 23 Jan 2014 SAILOR BOY

Hello my Babe

My friends say I’m stupid for loving someone who’d never notice me, they say that I’m a fool and all I’ll end up is to be brokenhearted. I think they’re,wrong cause if they just know what I see in you, they’ll be crazy loving you too...
Living a day without you would mean having no life at all. But if losing you is the best way to make you happy, then I must learn to live without life...

Everyone wants to be the sun who’ll light up your life so I guess I’ll just be your moon. I may not be as big and bright but I promise to be there for you ,when your sun is shining in someone else’s sky....

If only I could reach the rainbow, I would pull it down and put your name on it then put it back in the sky so people would know how colorful my life has been with you in it...* Mad

lovestruck

ME:
On Wednesday, January 22
Hello William
Beguiled bewitched bekempt beknown besotted besuchen.... beginning of a new life together.
How your words warm my heart and my heart just leaps out of my chest everytime you send me these words.
I simply can't wait to hold you in my limbs.
With love forever

SAILOR BOY On 22 Jan 2014,

Dear dear ,

I love you because you bring the best of me . I love who I've become since I met you . I love your terrific sense of humor. Every time I look into your eyes , my heart misses a beat . I like doing things with you and spend time with you . You are simply irresistible.

Sometimes I feel lost and out of touch , but when you're there , I feel safe . His voice calms me . I could sit here and try to tell you how I feel , only I can not find the others I 'm glad we met and stayed together after all we 've been through words.

You make me feel loved , you make me feel needed , but more importantly , you make me feel wanted . This is something that I did not feel long . We have slowly grown into a beautiful relationship that only you and I can understand .

You are becoming my best friend , my lover and my soulmate . You are a blessing that my entire being is very thankful . I feel that we were made to love , listen , understand and work with every moment of our lives together , a truly rare gift .

We both went through so much in our lives , we both were injured and lost their trust in others , but I ask you to give me a chance as I give you one. I do not ask much, just for you to love me as I am and not hurt me as I would not hurt him . I just wanted to be by your side and no one else .

From this point , we have each other all the time and to be in each other's arms . When I say I love you is really meant.

Love always ,

ME:
On Wednesday, January 22,
Hello again
That was a very nice message. I am so happy that you feel the same way as this beguiled woman. Thank you.
You must have lots of time to think of these lovely words while at sea. Will you be docking before you get to England? Will you be visiting any nice places? Please think of me if you do.
What will you have planned when you come to England?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Jan 2014 Posts: 61

introducing sailor boy to the party scene, he sounds like he is not having much fun in his life sailing his very slow ship to england...lets liven the lad up a little with thoughts of cellulite

Hi There my little balls of fluffiness:)
I will think of you while in my hot tub with a glass of champers and I long for the day that you come to England to be with me to massage my feet with bubbles and oil, you can never moisturise enough to prevent that dreadful orange peel cellulite.
I hope your journey is going well what days are you planning to Dock will you be going up the Ship canal? When will I see you?

419Eater is my life Joined: 23 Jan 2014 Posts: 295

Quote:

i am William my word is my word, and my word is my bone

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Jan 2014 Posts: 38

And who can resist a "scrofulous and honest person"? Wink

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Jan 2014 Posts: 61

Yes "my word is my bone" I am gonna have to steal that one:)

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