500 in 6.... first approach with a seemingly qualified idiot

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Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 11:31 pm

500 in 6... there we go with trial No.1; as Next Victim suggested, I found this unique gem on fishmeetsfish.... and yes, I already smell the fish

* 209.85.128.195 Check 209.85.128.195 at Senderbase.org Check 209.85.128.195 at Reputationauthority.org Google Mountain View United States

My name is michael Lesniak am from Texas, i really want us to get
along with each other

What do you do for living ?
What do you seek for in Relationship?
What type of relationship do you seek for?
What interest you Most?
What type of Lady are you Looking for? what an idiot, lol
What do you for fun? scambaiting, hehe
What are your turn on and Turn off? bank account details?
Would you hit your Lady with any Reasons?
Do you want some Kids in the Future?
Like How Many Kids do you want?
Why are you single?
What is have you experience when U have been single?
Does Distance and Age Matters to you most?
What is Love to you?
How do you treat your Lady?
Do you Have faith?
Are you religion?
What Church do you attend to?
Do you Love Public Intimacy?
What do you Like and What you don't Like?
Whats your Favorite Food and whats your favorite Movies and Colors?

I want you to answer all does question with honest...
Hope to hear from you soon and have a great holiday

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

S/He should learn how to talk to women!

Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 11:47 pm

Ich
An Michael Lesniak
25 Dez 12:43 AM
Good evening sexy Michael,
what a pleasure to find an email in my inbox, which sadly remains empty most of the times!
Let me say your pictures are stunning... I really had to breathe hard when I looked at them; you're some mouthwatering little cutie! But doesn't it matter to you that I am considerably older than you are?
And, dear... though it kind of hurts, but I have to tell you something, and I hope you don't mind Smile

Didn't your mom teach you some manners? You cannot seriously drop a short note to an older woman and then bomb her with such very personal questions.
But whatever, you are forgiven..... such a sexy creature as you are, my good heavens! I hope we will get to know us much better in no time, and I want to know everything about you.
Are you married, do you have kids? I hate kids, mine are already grown and have eventually moved out. I'd rather have a dog or a cat!

Can't wait to hear from you again!

Yours, Julia

Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 11:55 pm

meanwhile on fishmeetsfish, he's building up some pressure with more messages:

From: michaellesniak002
Date: 2013-12-25 06:09 PM
Subject: RE: hey sexy

I sent you an Email

From: michaellesniak002
Date: 2013-12-25 06:20 PM
Subject: RE: hey sexy

hello, please get back to me real soon

I bet there will come a day he will wish he had never said that Smile

Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 6:27 am

Now he wants me on the phone; has anybody a good idea how to get around that? I'd rather have him in my mail.....
Michael Lesniak
An Ich
26 Dec um 1:06 AM
hey hey, Thanks for your reply julia, am not married am single, i'd
like to us to get along with eachother, am looking for someone very
matured and sex appealing, can i have your number so that i can give
you a call.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

Just ignore his request for the phone. Only loose women give their number away so quickly.

Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 7:04 am

Ich
An Michael Lesniak
26 Dec 8:03 AM
Good morning Sexy,
thank you for your message, that makes my day!
How's the weather in Texas? You never get any snow for Christmas, do you?
Oh, I'd love to see you wearing a Santa Claus costume...so sexy!
I have to go to work now, talk to you later!

Kiss, Julie

Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 7:12 am

Just tell him that you do not give your phone number to people you don't very well. Perhaps in the future. Tell him you don't have a cell phone, but will see about getting one, or yours broke and you are waiting for the after Christmas sales to find a new one, as you're strapped for cash at the moment. Any excuse really.

Welcome to Eater and the best group of members are right here in the love shack.

Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 3:06 pm

Hi MountainGoat, welcome to our little corner of scammer hell! Nice start.

Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 8:56 pm

Capone wrote:

Hi MountainGoat, welcome to our little corner of scammer hell! Nice start.

Thank you...I really like it, I got hooked in basically no time Cool

Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 9:36 pm

And there he goes again. One thing is fore sure: he's not a man of many words, he keeps it straight and simple, which annoys me, for I am such a talkative person.
Time to drop a verbal bomb....and let him know between the lines that soon some wealth might be expected

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An Ich
26 Dez 9:28 PM
Ok dear, get back to me as Doon as you are free, please send me your number, so I can call you

Ich
An [email protected]
Heute um 10:35 PM
Hello my sexy Romeo,

thank you for your brief note; I guess you must have been busy shoveling snow all day, right? I hope the storm didn't hit you too hard though! Is it really that bad? Do you have a plow, or do you have to do it all with a shovel?
I would really love to talk to you on the phone, but guess what? Today don't seem to be my lucky day, it was pretty much fucked up right from the start.
First thing when I got up this morning was that I stepped into a large pile of cat poop, and it was still warm. My cat Lucifer must have eaten to much of my orchids...that stupid thing should know better by now, that is not the first time it happened! Whoa... that is so annoying! I have already tried hard before to get rid of him, asking around if someone would take him in, but nobody wanted him around. Not a big surprise, for all of my friends know what he does, and none of them would be stupid enough to deal with that kind of shit. But....I have found a solution. Last week a Chinese couple moved into that empty house by the end of the road where I live, and I just phoned them and asked them whether they would like some cat meat. Oh man, where they ever happy! They will pick up Lucifer tomorrow morning, and that will be the end of the story. I have no idea how the want to slaughter him, and honestly, I don't give a shit.
Next thing was that I was in a hurry this morning to get to my lawyer's office. I probably haven't told you, but I'm right in the middle of a nasty divorce.
My ex-husband to be is a real son-of-a bitch, he has cheated on me whenever possible. Imagine, one day a few months ago I caught him and one of his pussies in our bedroom.....Geez... did I freak out! I smashed an ash tray on her skull, and she had to have 25 stitches! Anyways, I had to see that lawyer today and sign my out of court pre-divorce agreement. He can keep the house, fine with me, but I want my share of his stock options and 50 % of the cash in all accounts that bastard has all over the world.
Whatever, I was in such a hurry that I ran into the bathroom door and almost broke my nose; that was very very painful, and now I look almost like a clown, my face is totally bruised!
When I got home from the law office ( and, YES, my ex has agreed to everything that was laid out....so I will walk out of that marriage with full pockets!), I felt like I needed a strong drink, just to celebrate my little victory.
So I grabbed a double shot of Dimple and then decided to have a hot bath in the whirl pool. You may guess what the end of the story is....my cell phone fell into the tub, and it's completely useless.
I can't use the land line, because Heinrich (that's my husband) will host a phone conference which will last for hours and hours.... he's an international money broker, and he and his little shitweazle mates from Tokyo, New York, Rio and Singapore talk and talk and talk almost for ever... fine with me, as long as the cash keeps coming in.
I will have to get a new I-Phone, but I want one of these funky ones now, you know, one from the Swarovski Edition. I will have to order it, and it might take quite a while, but I guess it's well worth waiting.

So, back to you, Sexy.... what do you do for a living in Texas? I want to know much more about you....what do you like to do after work? Do you like operas?

Kisses, Julie

Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 9:50 pm

^^^^^

Oh my gosh (gush?) that was so hilarious!

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Hi MountainGoat! Nice to see another baiter down here. Good stuff so far. I see you like cat too! So tasty.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

Welcome Mountain Goat. Glad you took up the 500 in 6 challenge and are finding easy in FMF. It's a barrel of monkeys and perfect hunting ground for this purpose. I was just down at the Chinese restaurant a bit ago and they must be eating that at home because I saw this outside.

Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 7:34 am

great!!
I think I've seen one of your profiles in the muddy fishpond.
Orville P. from Bakersfield, that's one of your characters, right?

Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 7:46 am

Great stuff Mountain Goat! Laughing

Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 8:53 am

He doesn't seem to read my mails...what a lazy boi

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An Ich
27 Dez um 8:55 AM
Am an engineer, I like to browse and take some beer or red wine after work and you Julie, what you do for a living.

An [email protected]
27 Dez um 9:51 AM
Good morning, my crispy little Romeo Smile

so you're an engineer... sounds good to me! At least there's hope you will manage to engineer my body well when the time comes Smile

I like red wine, too! I'm on my third glass already, and it's not even 10 am here.
The Chinese woman called me on the phone and invited me for dinner tomorrow, but I certainly won't go, for I know too well what's gonna be on the table!
Eventually Lucifer got what he deserved, he's literally stewing in hell now.

Listen, dear, I already told you that I'm doing nothing for a living other than taking advantage of my husband's money.
I'm about to get divorced, and he will have to pay me big time. I could claim half of the villa, but I
rather go for the cash instead. The papers are signed, and the money will be in my account by the middle of next week.
Next Monday I will move out of the house, I will book a nice hotel suite and then go from there.

Hey, why don't you just apply for short vacation and come to see me? We could have some fun here!

Julie

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Orville is my biker!

Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 6:40 am

This guy is obviously lazy, so maybe it's time to throw some bones in to speed him up.
His profile: http://www.fishmeetfish.com/profile/michaellesniak002
and that's where he stole his profile pic from:
https://focus.modasphere.com/website/home/0/1732/

An [email protected]
28 Dez um 7:35 AM
Good morning Sweetie,

what's up at your end, did you ask for a vacation? When can you fly in?
I am waiting for you Smile

I would love to have you here, and I have already bought a nice belated Christmas present for you. It's not much, just a simple Patek Philippe, but I am as sure as hell that it will look great on you when you walk up in front of me, wearing nothing but that shiny little wristwatch Smile

I have ordered my new iPhone yesterday; it won't be delivered before 15 February 2014 though, because I have requested some tuning. I want a pink one of course, and they don't have that, so it will have to be manufactured. And I want some rubies on it Smile

How's the weather in Arlington? I bet you must be happy to have a chance to escape the cold and join me here in my hot tub in the hotel suite.
I have to go now, my dry cleaner has sent me a message; gotta pick up my fur coats, took them idiots 3 months to get the job done, can you believe this?
Take care, my crispy little engineer....can't wait to get my hands on your steering unit Smile

Julie

Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 1:01 pm

This is getting boring; je just does not write, he wants to talk on the phone. Has anybody got an idea how to get him off that track, how do I make him write??

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An Ich
28 Dez 10:26 AM

Can I have your number, so can give you a call

An [email protected]
28 Dez 10:47 AM
Oh Sweetie..... no, we cannot talk on the phone!
I just wrote you and told you my new cell won't be available before mid February next year, and Heinrich won't allow me to use the land line, he's pretty pissed because he had to pay me big time, and I'm still around in the villa, he wants me out, but the judge has decided that I can stay here until 30th April 2014, so why would I waste money for the hotel?
I would of course book a suite for us the very moment you tell me you're on the way, cutie.... don't keep me hanging on for too long!
Did your company approve your vacation request?

Julie

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

Make him write you. Tell him you do not give your numbers to people that you don't know and certainly not to someone you just met. You decide when/if he gets the number.

Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 2:24 pm

^^^ That'll probably do the trick. Smile

If it doesn't then slap harder. If he goes away (which I doubt) then pick up another and start over.

Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 2:57 pm

Thank you.... let's see how that will work out now Cool

Ich
An [email protected]
28 Dez 3:55 PM
And hey...., please note that I don't give my phone number away on the first call. Only cheap sluts would do so, and I'm not one of those.
So please, what's the problem about writing each other for a while?
I know nothing about you other that you're an engineer, browsing for a beer or a wine after work, and that's it.
Are you illiterate or what?
I want to know more about you before we go any further, and there will be definitely no phone conversation before I tell you so.
So what about a vacation over here with me in Germany? I have asked you several times, that could be the perfect way to get to know each other.
If you don't like my country.... fine with me, we can go any other place and meet there.
Do you have any suggestions? I am ready to go within basically no time.
Do you like the Caribbean? Or would you prefer Hawaii or Tahiti?

Love and hugs, Julie

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 12:07 am

What a surprise.....look who's talking!! That deserves a big time slap, right?

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An Ich
Dez 28 um 11:31 PM
PISS OFF SCAMMER, go find some chicken brain to trick

??????

Ich
An [email protected]
Heute um 1:06 AM
Diese Message enthält blockierte Bilder.
Hey sexy crispy Scammer,

if I were walking in your shoes, I almost certainly wouldn't lean that far out of the window.
Just take a close look at your IP, and then we go from there, ok?
So who the fuck is the scammer?
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And who stole the pics from that Hawaaiin Model page, you or me, you scumbag?
Wanna meet me face to face to sort this out? Fine with me..... but you better get yourself a doctor's appointment before that happens......because I can tell you one thing: no matter when or where we meet: I'm gonna kick the shit right out of you, asshole.......any other questions? Then please get back to me immediately, I'm sure I can help Smile

Love and hugs and kicks
Julie

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 12:11 am

An [email protected]
29 Dez um 1:10 AM
Oh, I forgot one thing: can I have your bank account details?
I will be rewarded with a pink piggy for reporting it........ rofl

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