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Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 12:59 am

So there are Chats and then there are Chats and this Lad has huge potential for a Big Old Piles of Fun! So I present Part one of:

Carolina Hardcore Ecstacy
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Oh okay cool
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hmmmmmmmmm but we just meat
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am not a littel lady am 27 for god sake
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I could go on but I shall refrain....

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TruckerJohn: Hi there.
Little Lady:how you doing?
TruckerJohn: I'm well and how are you tonight?
Little Lady:am doing great and u?
TruckerJohn: Just glad we could chat and get to knows each other a bit.
Little Lady:yes dear
Little Lady:so tell me about yourself if u dont mind
TruckerJohn: Nah I don't mind at all one bit.
TruckerJohn: I'm single and never been married and I live close to Tulsa OK.
Little Lady:oh okay cool
Little Lady:well am also single and i live with my uncle
Little Lady:cause my mum and dad died in a plane crash
TruckerJohn: Aww thats a sad story Darling.
Little Lady:so since then i stay with my uncle
Little Lady:yes thanks but am fine now
TruckerJohn: I sure hope he is good to you.
Little Lady:well he is kind of bad but what can i do i will just bear all that
TruckerJohn: I'm not getting you there.
Little Lady:getting were?
TruckerJohn: Am sorry some people say I talk kinda funny and all. I mean I don't understands what you means.
Little Lady:i mean my uncle is not that good to me
Little Lady:always telling me to go get married
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Little Lady:but have been hurt by my ex boyfriend and now i really need a man that i trust and that can take good care of me and make me happy always baby
TruckerJohn: Oh I thought maybe he was real abusive like I sure don't cotton to that no I don't. Sorry you got hurt I am.
Little Lady:oh thanks
Little Lady:so what do u do for a living?
TruckerJohn: I'm a owner operator of a Rig that hauls just about anything that needs hauling.
Little Lady:oh okay cool
Little Lady:so what you up here looking for
TruckerJohn: I is kinda lonely and I ain't getting younger thats a for sure.
Little Lady:oh i see
Little Lady:that means you are ready for a life time relationship?
TruckerJohn: Yeah I sure am looking to settle down I is.
Little Lady:well same her to but am afriad to love again cause all me are out there to hurt and to make a girl cry always and not to help and dont trust
Little Lady:so thats why i am kind of afriad
TruckerJohn: Well we is just getting t know each other slow like ain't we?
Little Lady:well yes thats true
Little Lady:so tell me do you stay alone?
Little Lady:and do u have a house or a car of your own?
TruckerJohn: Well I live alone except for my Dog I suppose but I got a house and own the Rig out right I do. So I hope thats okay with you.

Little Lady:hello am here
Little Lady:the network is bad here
Little Lady:thats why
Little Lady:so what was our last conversation?
TruckerJohn: You was asking me if I owned a house and I do and live their with my Terrier Dog too.
Little Lady:oh okay cool
Little Lady:can u send me a pics?
TruckerJohn: Sure can but I'm on the road right now but oughta be home in the morning.
Little Lady:oh okay thats cool
Little Lady:so what about a pics of u?
TruckerJohn: Yeah I can send them too Darling.
Little Lady:okay send them am waiting?
TruckerJohn: Whats your email Little Lady?
Little Lady:i will love for u to send them here
Little Lady:cause i dont have email
Little Lady:and am not a littel lady am 27 for god sake
TruckerJohn: Am sorry but I just call Women that cause I thought it was respectful.
Little Lady:okay i do understand u
Little Lady:so send pics am on it
TruckerJohn: You see it Darling?
Little Lady:yes i do u look handsome
Little Lady:oh okay cool dear
Little Lady:so tell me what do u do for fun?
TruckerJohn: Well I don't do too much really cept work a lot but I sure do like Bowling and Fishing.
Little Lady:oh okay cool
Little Lady:dont you like going to the beach or what?
TruckerJohn: Well I'm kinda fair skinned and burn real easy so i have to put on lots of that oily stuff first.
Little Lady:oh okay i do understand
Little Lady:so how old are u?
TruckerJohn: I'm 37 this year so i hopes i ain't to old for a Pretty Little Gal like you.
Little Lady:oh no dear you are not
Little Lady:just that you are handsome and every woman will like to have u as there father of there children
TruckerJohn: Now you is the sweetest little thing let me tell you!
Little Lady:i dont understand that dear can u make me understand u?
TruckerJohn: I was just saying that you are really nice to me and I appreciate that a whole bunch.
Little Lady:oh okay dear same here
TruckerJohn: Thats nice it is! You got a nice picture for me Darling?
Little Lady:well yes i don but am using my uncle computer to chat with u and none of my pics is here all my pics are on his phone and he is not around now want out with friends
TruckerJohn: Aww I sure wanted to have a nice look at you too.
Little Lady:but once he comes and still allows me to make use of the computer i will send you some okay
TruckerJohn: I like that Darling. Can you send them to my Gmail [email protected] cause I ain't used to this Yahoo thing.
Little Lady:well like i told u i dont have gmail okay
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Little Lady:but will see what i could do okay just because of u
TruckerJohn: Yes Ma'am you did but you could send them there couldn't you.
TruckerJohn: You sure is sweet you is.
Little Lady:dont understand that
TruckerJohn: You are sweet as pie. Really nice and I likes it a lot I do.
Little Lady:oh thanks dear
Little Lady:so what country are u located at
TruckerJohn: I'm in the US of A Little lady. I thought you was from here too I did.
Little Lady:well i told you that am from london
Little Lady:and do stay with my uncle
Little Lady:and that dose me to go get married
TruckerJohn: Aw I'm sorry I musta forgot in all this excitement. I'm sure not used to talking with such nice womerns.
Little Lady:oh okay cool
Little Lady:can u send me another pics of yours
Little Lady:if u dont mind
TruckerJohn: I don't know if I gots anymore around here with me cause I'm not at home.
Little Lady:\oh hmmmmmm i see okay cool but cant u snap your self
TruckerJohn: Well all I got is my old lap top here cause I don't use a cell phone. The CB is for my talking it is.
Little Lady:okay cool
Little Lady:do u have your laptop there with u?
Little Lady:and do u have a web cam?
TruckerJohn: Nah this thing doesn't have one of them. I spose I should get me a new one.
Little Lady:oh do u mean u wanna get another one?
TruckerJohn: Well I just might Little Lady.
Little Lady:oh okay cool
Little Lady:i told you should stop calling me a littel girl
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Little Lady:it makes me look some how
TruckerJohn: Am sorry but what should I call you so you don't gets mad at me?
Little Lady:well i dont get mad that easy cause am a good woman who cares for dose who do care for her
TruckerJohn: Sorry Darling
Little Lady:okay dear
Little Lady:so tell me about your family?
Little Lady:and were are there?
TruckerJohn: I was an only child.
Little Lady:oh okay
Little Lady:and your father and mum?
TruckerJohn: They are both passed.
Little Lady:oh sorry about that
Little Lady:so what did dey left for u
Little Lady:?
Little Lady:and how was life with you from that moment there both passed out?
TruckerJohn: I was bad cause they both died on a big wreck on the Interstate.
TruckerJohn: Sorry Darling I just got a bit weepy there.
Little Lady:oh sorry about that okay
Little Lady:just know that there will help you out in life okay dear
TruckerJohn: Thank you little er I mean Honey.
Little Lady:lol okay i do understand you dear
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Little Lady:and hope you are doing well at work?
TruckerJohn: Yes Ma'am but I should get back on the road if you catch me because I got a load of freight that just can't wait.
Little Lady:oh okay that will be great dear
Little Lady:and hope you get a good funds form there?
Little Lady:sorry am asking u to much of questions
Little Lady:hope you are not mad
TruckerJohn: Nah i would never be mad at no womerns.
Little Lady:oh thats lovely
Little Lady:so answer my question
Little Lady:how much do u make from your work dear?
TruckerJohn: Well that's kinda personal but maybe about 100 Grand I'm thinking.
Little Lady:oh okay cool
Little Lady:hope u anit mad
Little Lady:for such a question?
TruckerJohn: I sure ain't Darling Gal. You is one nice Lady for sure you is!
Little Lady:oh okay dear
Little Lady:will be expecting your pics
Little Lady:and your house pics if u dont mind
TruckerJohn: No I sure don't cause I like my house a whole bunch i do.
Little Lady:oh okay cool dear
Little Lady:so tell me what you plannig in doing and to get a better helf in ur life?
TruckerJohn: I'm not sure what you mean there Little Aww shoot I keeps doing that I mean Darling.
Little Lady:oh okay
Little Lady:i mean how are you going to find a woman that will be sweetable for u as a wife?
TruckerJohn: Well I was hoping you might be the one I did!
Anyhow Darling I best back out of here so can we chat tomorrow?
Little Lady:hmmmmmmmmm but we just meat
Little Lady:and i dont even know if you are real or even a cheater
Little Lady:or one of this guys that run away when a girl trust him and tell me about her secrat
TruckerJohn: I know Honey I was just Dreaming but you'll get to know me real good you will and thats a big 10-4. Can we talk more in the morning Honey Gal?

Little Lady:oh okay i see cool
Little Lady:you sound like a good man
Little Lady:but i was thinking that you were on the road driving?
TruckerJohn: I'm here at a Truck Stop but gotta hit the blacktop.
Little Lady:whats black top?
Little Lady:if i may ask?
TruckerJohn: Aww Sorry thats the road or pavement or well you is getting it I spose.
Little Lady:dont understand u
TruckerJohn: I gotta drive my truck on the road which is covered in Black Tar, Texas Tea.
Little Lady:oh okay i do understand now dear
Little Lady:so we talk in the morning when u are done driving right?
TruckerJohn: That sounds like a big Charlie Forty it does!
Little Lady:hmmmmmmm what do u mean
Little Lady:dont really get that
TruckerJohn: Am sorry I mean for sure for sure we will talk real soon like too!
Little Lady:oh okay dear have a good drive and be carefull and take good care of your self okay dear
TruckerJohn: Thanks Darling I'll catch you on the Flip Flop.
Little Lady:oh okay dear bye have a lovely time ..
Little Lady:and i will pray for u here okay
TruckerJohn: Goodnight my Dear you sure are a friend of the road.

This one put poor Mals er I mean John to task but that's because the master of Sock puppets let it happen (one day if you are good I will tell you about the Cochrane Puppet Show but only if you are good). This should turn into something very special (read Funny as F*ck) before too long.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzAJcqpar_w

So if you bothered to click on the link it has a picture of Zappa that I had on a tee shirt for way too many years. I bought the shirt at the Ottawa Exhibition as a Teenager (maybe sixteen) and finally threw it in the garbage when I was in my Twenties. The pits were gone it was covered in paint but all in all a very comfy shirt if you were visiting an Outhouse. Anyhow I was walking down town one day a couple of years later and some Prick was wearing it. Dump Diving Bastard rocked it too!

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 3:41 am

LOL OP! Did you tell him that was your shirt?

I get so tired of the "my last boyfriend cheated on me and now I am afraid to love again". I tell them to get back to me when they're over it, because I am not going to be judged by someone other man's actions. Sometimes they shut up about it, and then if they start again, I say the same thing. Then add, I don't date people who have trust issues. Goodbye!

I love how she didn't get your trucker talk! HA!

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 5:13 am

Wow... She's SO subtle... What did your parents leave you when they passed out? How much do you make? I already don't like him. Hurt him OP!! Make him break his keyboard too!

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 9:10 am

GTmama wrote:

Wow... She's SO subtle... What did your parents leave you when they passed out? How much do you make? I already don't like him. Hurt him OP!! Make him break his keyboard too!

Yes... make him break the keyboard on his forehead. Preferably after smashing it into his shirinky pipi and associated organs.

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 2:50 am

^Don't you worry Gang as I'm making this one my 'Special Project!'

So before we begin tonight's little Adventure does anyone want to see some pictures? No? But, but - As Pee wee Herman once said "Everyone I know always has a Big But.' Or something like that....Anyhow here is Little Laddy in all her Finery:

All together now...Aaaawwww. I particularly like how 'She' wiped out the bits at the bottom of the photo. What? You're Surprised I looked that low? C'mon people Am A Professional!

AND why not take a little Look See at Sgt. Yorkie:

All together now...Aaaawwww.

Okay if you don't know me by now then its time to learn that my Favorite type of Baiting is pissing them off on Chat. I get a huge rush from this sort of Bait as I must think on my feet, react to every blow and remain cool, calm and F*ckTarded at every turn.

This evening was a special case, in my opinion, as I allowed my Pet to control the Chat for what seemed like an eternity whilst formulating my Battle Plan. Okay that is a bit of a Fib because I do not plan (much) but merely react to the onslaught. Seriously I am here to take Bank Accounts and to drive them Batshit Insane. Yup tis a Noble thing Eh?

So during this particular session this Scamming Sack O Goodness kept trying to engage me in another Chat through another character (where does he find the time?), threatened me with a few 'see you laters' if I didn't comply and finally forced me into a Video chat session. As a counter attack I spoke Scammer (Am Confused...), broke into some James Brown and moved things along until we were just about at a Money shot.

Okay a quick real life story - Years back I was forced into being a Master of Ceremonies at a Wedding for my Bestest Buddy. No big deal right? Imagine finding out about it on a Thursday night about 10pm after drinking many many Beers. So the Wedding is on Saturday and the Father of the Bride decides to edumicate me on how to do this in proper fashion. This Dick (Think Snooty British Accent) told what to say and what not to say and 'First and Foremost do not say things such as without Further Ado and other such Nonsense! Do you Understand?' I led in with something like this:

"Thank you Everyone and Welcome here this evening for this Celebration of 'Now Divorced Couple'. It is an an honor to be here and I would especially would like to thank 'Prick Father of Divorcee' for his excellent Guidance and Wisdom while helping me write the Words you are hearing this Evening. His excellent Command of the English language showed me how to avoid using Common Trivialities such as; Without Further Ado and other such Nonsense. For that I think a round of applause is in order (He stood they cheered. Oh yes they cheered!). And so uh, well, er without Further Ado...I'd like to introduce...'

Then they really cheered! Yup that AssWipe never spoke to me again and AM Happy.

So without Further Ado I bring you Chat the Second:

Quote:

Little Lad:hello dear how u doing?
TruckerJohn:I'm doing real well Darling. How are you?
Little Lad:am doing great
Little Lad:hope you had a nice day
TruckerJohn:It was a long haul but I sure did make it home and that feels real nice it does.
Little Lad:oh okay dear
Little Lad:well i have been working since and was all true weak
TruckerJohn:What was you working at there Little Lady?
Little Lad:hey am not a littel girl
Little Lad:well was cleanning the house all true
TruckerJohn:Aww I'm sorry I plum forgot bout that. you gonna forgive me?
Little Lad:and my uncle friends came to the house to drink
TruckerJohn:Is his Friends nice Fellers?
Little Lad:oh okay if u say so
are u there
BUZZ!!!
TruckerJohn:Yes maam I'm here.
Little Lad:oh okay dear
Little Lad:dont u wanna talk to me?
TruckerJohn:I sure do Honey Gal.
Little Lad:okay
Little Lad:so tell me more about your day and
Little Lad:you promise to send me a pics
Little Lad:so tell me what do you want from me?
BUZZ!!!
TruckerJohn:Whoa slow down there I sometimes has problems reading and writing and ciphering quick too. So I drove most of the day and finally got home.
Little Lad:oh okay cool
Little Lad:so how was it when u driving?
Little Lad:are u talking to another woman?
TruckerJohn:No I sure ain't. Why you saying that? (Okay I was talking with a few other ‘People’.)
Little Lad:well cause it takes you time to reply me
Little Lad:was hoping you are busy
TruckerJohn:I'm sorry Baby Doll but I'm trying to keep up.
Little Lad:keep up what dear?
TruckerJohn:Aww well I am trying to keep up with whats you is typing. You sure is a Fast Lady fgor sure you is!
Little Lad:okay
Little Lad:well am real and honest woman
Little Lad:and i do care alot about people that do care about me and love me also
TruckerJohn:So what you doing now?
Little Lad:well am just here dear
TruckerJohn:Same here. i like how you call me dear. Makes me feel special.
Little Lad:oh really?
TruckerJohn:Sure enough it does!
Little Lad:oh okay
Little Lad:so tell me whats your best colour?
TruckerJohn:I don't know red I spose. Whats yours? You there?
Little Lad:yes dear i am here
Little Lad:thats my pics i sent to u
Little Lad:so you gonna know am real
Little Lad:and a good woman
Little Lad:i hope you like it
TruckerJohn:I'm sorry I don't see it. Where do I look on this Yahoo thing?
Little Lad:yes dear
Little Lad:do you know see the pics dear
Little Lad:if yes well thats m,e
TruckerJohn:I just see the one but you sure is a Looker!
Little Lad:do you know see the pics dear
i took the pics just because of u today
Little Lad:when i want for shopping
Little Lad:for the house
TruckerJohn:So you took more than that one in the Pretty Little Dress????
Little Lad:hmmmm not much just one
Little Lad:hope you like it
TruckerJohn:Aww I more than like it I do!
Little Lad:oh okay thanks dear
BUZZ!!!
TruckerJohn:Sorry Baby doll but I was admiring that picture of you sitting on your bed.
Little Lad:yes what about it?
Little Lad:i dont understand what u mean
TruckerJohn:Well now I know why you say you ain't no Little Girl cause you is all growed up!
Little Lad:oh thank GOD you now know lol
TruckerJohn:Well how could I not cause you is Riper than a Plum ready to be picked you is!
Little Lad:oh okay
Little Lad:so tell me what do u want from me?
TruckerJohn:Well right now I'm kinda thinking naughty thoughts so I best not be offending my Special Lady.
Little Lad:oh i see
Little Lad:so tell me what you thinking of dear?
Little Lad:be free to tell me what ever is on your mind
TruckerJohn:Well I'd sure enough like to be kissing you all over I would!
Little Lad:hmmmmm hey but i am not your gf we are just friends here
TruckerJohn:Am Sorry. I spose I put the Cart in front of the Hoarse.
Little Lad:hmmmmm okay so how do you etend to do that?
TruckerJohn:I'm not sure I'm getting there Honey Gal.
Little Lad:hmmmm okay if you say so
TruckerJohn:Well I’d be right honored if you was my Girl and thats a for sure for sure!
Little Lad:okay cool
Little Lad:wish i had a good man in my life thats is going to take good care of me and trust me all true
TruckerJohn:Well you don't have to look much farther cause I is here and I am sure enough Smitten I is.
Little Lad:hmmmmm but i dont really know much about you if i may say
Little Lad:but i just know you are a nice man
TruckerJohn:Aww that's nice of you to say it is. I think my keyboard is breaking
Little Lad:oh okay dear
Little Lad:are you on a computer?
TruckerJohn:Yes Ma'am. Just using this old Laptop I am
Little Lad:dont it have a web cam?
Little Lad:cause i really wanna see u
Little Lad:cause my high school friends do on theres when we chat are times
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Little Lad:and i do see them and know how well there are doing
TruckerJohn:Well we can try I spose but I don't know if this thing is working or not cause I never done nothing like before Darling.
Little Lad:well just try to see if it dose okay
TruckerJohn:That’s a Big Ten Four it is!
Little Lad:i dont understand u
Little Lad:what do u mean?
TruckerJohn:Aww I'm sorry Little Lad... Oops I meant Baby Doll I did but I meant why the Heck not let's give it a whirl.
Little Lad:oh okay i see u dont want me to see you well no problem about that
Little Lad:we just friends
TruckerJohn:No Darling I wants to see you I do!!!!!
Little Lad:oh okay cool
Little Lad:so why dont u wanna on it?
TruckerJohn:Honey you is Miss understanding me. I want to see you and wants you to see me!
Little Lad:okay
Little Lad:how then can we do that now?
Little Lad:okay
Little Lad:how then can we do that now?
TruckerJohn:Well I was thinking you was the expert on this kinda stuff.
Little Lad:oh okay i see
Little Lad:bye i see you are here for jokes
Little Lad:bye
TruckerJohn:But I don't understand Honey.

Little Lad:oh okay
Little Lad:like i said
Little Lad:my uncle computer is an old one and dose not have web cam okay
Little Lad:so if u do have on your on it or you forget about it okay then bye
TruckerJohn:Well how we gonna see each other if you don't have no camera. Am Confused!
Little Lad:on yours okay
Little Lad:and am going to see u okay
TruckerJohn:Aww now I is getting your meaning. Well let me button up my pants first and tidy up just a bit
Little Lad:and once my uncle change his computer and get a 1 that has web cam i will always on my for u to see me
Little Lad:okay i will be waiting
TruckerJohn:Okay I'm here Darling. Put on a clean shirt too I did.
Little Lad:okay now on it am waiting to see u
TruckerJohn:So do I just click that thing up on my screen Honey? I ain't never done this before no I haven't.
Little Lad:yes dear do it am waiting to see u on my screen
TruckerJohn:Well you didn't answer me Darling.
Little Lad:come again dear
TruckerJohn:I clicked that button and it was ringing but it said you didn't answer me. Am Confused.
Little Lad:click it again dear i will answer this time okay
Little Lad:waiting
TruckerJohn:10-4
TruckerJohn:Darling all i could hear was noise.
Little Lad:hey baby your vioce sounds lovely
Little Lad:yes like i told you my uncle friends are in the bar drinking and playing music dear
TruckerJohn:Aww thanks Darling. Sure wish I could of heard yours though I do.
Little Lad:oh okay dear
TruckerJohn:I so wanted to hear your voice.
Little Lad:well dont worry dear you will okay
Little Lad:but just that this computer is bad and old
Little Lad:really making me sad
TruckerJohn:Me too and a whole bunch of it too. So you liked my voice????
Little Lad:yes dear its sweet
Little Lad:but i wish you could on your web cam
Little Lad:so i could see your face dear
TruckerJohn:Aww I know but I sure did try. So my voice wasn't funny and all cause people says I talks funny.
Little Lad:okay cool
Little Lad:so tell me why dont you try in oning your web cam?
TruckerJohn:I ain't getting you Honey Gal.
Little Lad:i mean can i see you on your web cam not on a vedio call dear
TruckerJohn:Well I hit that video button I did.
Little Lad:i mean your web cam not video
Little Lad:just wanna see your face
Little Lad:and see around you
TruckerJohn:Aww I don't have none of that fancy stuff round here Darling Gal.
Little Lad:oh okjay dear i do understand you dear
Little Lad:so what about your pics you promise to send to me today
Little Lad:and a pics of your house dear?
BUZZ!!!
TruckerJohn:Am here and I gots a couple photos but you needs to be more patient cause some times I just can't read the writing and answer real quick likes you wants. You sure is a Firecracker for sure for sure.
Little Lad:oh okay i do understand u dear '
TruckerJohn:I just sends you my house.
Little Lad:oh its looks cool dear
Little Lad:and what about your pics
TruckerJohn:Well i don't know if I gots any more of me around here or not. You see I'm a bit of a loner and nobody takes none of me most times.
Little Lad:oh okay i do understan you
TruckerJohn:Aww I found a nice picture of Sgt. Yorkie I did. Give me a minute and I'll let you see it okay?
Little Lad:okay cool waiting
TruckerJohn:You see him???
Little Lad:who is that
Little Lad:oh he is looking so cute dear
TruckerJohn:That's my Buddy and Driving companion Sgt. Yorkie it is!
Little Lad:wish i had one of that 'but i dont cause my uncles dont like animals but i do but i cant have them around me cause of him
TruckerJohn:Am Sad.
Little Lad:sad about what dear?
TruckerJohn:That you ain't got no animals.
Little Lad:dont worry once i get money to get a apartment for my self i will have so many
TruckerJohn:That sure is a nice thought ain't it?
Little Lad:yes it is nice
Little Lad:but hard to get money over here
Little Lad:omg sorry am telling you about my problem i should have not
Little Lad:sorry
TruckerJohn:No Darling I'm here for you I am.
Little Lad:oh are you sure you are not mad
TruckerJohn:No I sure Little Lad...Oops I almost done it again I mean to say Darling Baby Gal.
Little Lad:oh okay dear
Little Lad:so tell me have you ever being in a relationship before'
Little Lad:?
TruckerJohn:Well nothing real serious I spose cause I usually am driving.
Little Lad:oh okay dear cool
Little Lad:wll i was in one but he was cheating on me
Little Lad:and i hate such a thing
TruckerJohn:I couldn't imagine cheating on any Womerns let alone someone as Pretty as you is no I can't.
Little Lad:and i then said to my self that am not going to date any ma looking for a good man that will take care of me no matter what i tell to the mann for 3years now am now
TruckerJohn:So you ain't been with no man for three years?
Little Lad:and a man that is gooing to trust whatever i say to him and always make me happy
Little Lad:yes dear i have been like that for three years
Little Lad:surch do what i dont get u/
TruckerJohn:Am confused.
Little Lad:confuse about what dear?
Little Lad:tell me what you feel
Little Lad:confuse about what dear?
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Little Lad:tell me what you feel
TruckerJohn:Well i feel good and ain't never felt this good before so Am Confused.
Little Lad:why are you feeling bad?
Little Lad:what happen?
Little Lad:talk to me
Little Lad:oh mistake why do u feel good/
TruckerJohn:No I feel Good! Like I know that I would when I done started chatting with you Darling.
Little Lad:oh okay now i understand you
Little Lad:so tell me what made you feeling good?
TruckerJohn:You did Darling.
Little Lad:how did i
Little Lad:remember we are just friends and am not your gf
Little Lad:cause only a man gf or wife could make him happy
TruckerJohn:I understands.
Little Lad:so how did i made you happy?
TruckerJohn:By being nice to me cause I is a lonely Boy.
Little Lad:oh okay i do understand
Little Lad:same here you are also making my day
TruckerJohn:That sure is nice it is.
Little Lad:so tell me whjat you doing now
TruckerJohn:Just dreaming bout you and enjoying myself.
Little Lad:oh okay but u have never see me before?
Little Lad:how then are u now dreaming about me?
TruckerJohn:Well I'm looking at them Pretty pictures just imagining is all.
Little Lad:oh okay thats lovely
Little Lad:thanks '
Little Lad:wish i had your also like more of yours
TruckerJohn:Well I'll see what i can do but Darling I had best go hit the hay cause its been a awful long day.
Little Lad:oh okay thats cool dear
Little Lad:well just wanna let you know that i will be soon traveling to canada for studies dear
TruckerJohn:Well I says peasant dreams to you.
TruckerJohn:Wait you is coming over this a way???
Little Lad:wanna go and school there and i will be staying with a uncle of my over there
Little Lad:dont get you
TruckerJohn:Aww sorry. I was saying sweat dreams but now you is coming near to me?
Little Lad:oh really
Little Lad:wete you at?
Little Lad:were u at?
TruckerJohn:Well I'm the US of A I am.
Little Lad:oh i see cool
Little Lad:hoping to get to know more of you
TruckerJohn:Good Night Darling and I hope to talks with my Pretty Girl more cause I wants to knows you better too. Over and out Little Lad…Aww I mean My Precious I do.

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 4:14 am

I love how you confuse her lol.

now this

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cause my high school friends do on theres when we chat are times

What the

Mals, you're a pervert you are. Yep, yous a pervy one! Wink

ETA: Is Sgt. Yorkie really your puppy? Because he's the cutest little pup I have seen in a long time.

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 4:30 am

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I think my keyboard is breaking

Your head hurting OP?

I find it amusing that he will say anything to stick to his format. Even if he makes no sense. Like demanding you use your webcam, threatening to say goodbye if you don't, only to say his is broken once you comply. Does this really make sense to them?

And yeah about the puppy... Awwwwwwwww!!

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 10:23 am

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remain cool, calm and F*ckTarded at every turn

And this is why we hail you as Master. That, and the story of wedding speech would just make me fall all over myself in <3 if I weren't so very taken elsewhere!

(That was a joke. Please don't run away screaming!)

Awwwwwwwwww at Yorkie! Is he yours? So cute!

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 12:27 pm

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I think my keyboard is breaking

I was actually editing a Word Document while going through this and inadvertently pasted a Pile (Piles Surely?) of crap into the chat,. I quickly wrote that but the Lad barely flinched.

I'm not responsible enough to own a dog so no Sgt. Yorkie is a product of the Internet. Actually I am not home nearly enough to properly look after a dog but if I ever get my way and the Missus lets me retire there will be all sorts of Critters running around Piles Place.

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 1:20 pm

^^ A few swans I assume...

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 3:42 pm

GTmama

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 2:35 am

In all the excitement I can't remember if any Swans were mentioned in tonight's Adventure (Probably). Oh well I guess you might be forced to read this if you really need to know. Best of luck because er, well you'll see....

This evening started like any other; OP in front of the Woodstove minding his own God Damned Business until Carolina entered his Realm. Jeeze ‘She’ nailed TruckerJohn with all CAPS FOR MOST OF THE NIGHt (SORry) then made him Swear to obey her and ask for Persimmon for everything including Bathroom Breaks. If only he had stocked up on Piss Jugs this would have not been a problem whatsoever. Towards the end John was being called Husband and Pudding Pop was Born from the Lad Formally known as Miss Carolina and well if you read this you will see but Aww Screw It I’m sure you’ll figure it out:

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TruckerJohn: Evening Darling.
Pudding Pop:HELLO DEAR HOW U DOING?
TruckerJohn: I'm doing real good now that I'm chatting with you I am.
Pudding Pop:OH THANKS
Pudding Pop:SO HOW WAS UR DAY?
TruckerJohn: It was nice cause I didn't have to drive no where at all just spent the day with Sgt. Yorkie I did Baby Gal.
Pudding Pop:OH OKAY THATS COOL DEAR
TruckerJohn: So how was your day Honey?
Pudding Pop:WELL MY DAY WAS COOL
Pudding Pop:BUT ALWAYS LONELY
TruckerJohn: Aww that sure is sad but I'm here for you Little Lady.
Pudding Pop:OMG U JUST CALLED ME THAT AGAIN
Pudding Pop:SAD FACE GOOD BYE
TruckerJohn: Sorry Darling what do you like to be called cause I just meant that to be nice.
Pudding Pop:CALL ME MY NAME OKAY CAUSE U ARE NOT MY BOYFRIEND THAT SHOULD CALL ME SWEET NAMES
TruckerJohn: Carolina is a Pretty name it is!
Pudding Pop:YES THANKS '
TruckerJohn: Well Miss Carolina I hopes you can forgive me for beinbg to forthright in my perseminations. Sorry I ain't good with big words but you knows whats I mean I hopes.
Pudding Pop:OH YES DEAR I DONT GET MAD THAT EASLYL
Pudding Pop:SO WE ARE STILL FRIENDS
TruckerJohn: I understands Miss Carolina I do.
Pudding Pop:OKAY DEAR
Pudding Pop:SO WHAT DO U HAVE FOR ME TODAY DEAR?
Pudding Pop:CAUSE HAVE BEING INDOORS SINCE SO WHAT DO U HAVE FOR ME DEAR
TruckerJohn: I'm not quite getting your meaning there Miss Carolina.
Pudding Pop:DONT WORRY ANYMORE OKAY
TruckerJohn: But I'm just not sure what you is saying Ma'am.
Pudding Pop:YES I KNOW U ARE NOT SURE BUT DONT WORRY ANYMORE OKAY AM FINE
TruckerJohn: So you ain't sore at me?
Pudding Pop:SO TELL ME WHAT DO U WANT FROM ME CAUSE I HAVE BEEN CHATING WITH YOU NOW FOR THE PAST 3DAYS NOW AND DONT KNOW WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME
TruckerJohn: I was hoping you'd be my Gal I did.
Pudding Pop:OH LOL YOU ARE FUNNEY, YOUR GAL?
Pudding Pop:OH NO AM SORRY WE JUST MEAT AND I DONT KNOW YOU THAT MUCH TO FALL IN LOVE WITH U
TruckerJohn: Aww I'm sorry I guess I'm not your kind of Feller I spose sorry for being honest like I is.
Pudding Pop:OH DEAR YOU JUST NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT ME OKAY
Pudding Pop:BUT THE TRUTH HERE IS THAT I DO LIKE YOU AND I DO KNOW YOU ARE A NICE MAN AND CARING
Pudding Pop:BUT FOR NOW AM GOING TRUE ALOT ON MY BRAIN
Pudding Pop:THATS WHY
TruckerJohn: You sure is a sweat thing Miss Carolina and I ain't trying to rush nothing but really liking getting to know you better is all.
Pudding Pop:OH OKAY DEAR
Pudding Pop:SO TELL ME WHAT DO U FEEL FOR ME?
TruckerJohn: Well I know we just meat but you sure is a spirited one you is and I kinda like that for sure and you got the prettiest eyes and other bits too!
Pudding Pop:OH I SEE THANKS
Pudding Pop:BUT THATS NOT A REAL AND A MAN THAT WANT TO SETTEL DOWN WITH A WOMAN LOOKS AT OR NEED IN A WOMAN BODY WELL THATS FOR U
Pudding Pop:ANYWAY THANKS FOR LIKING AT LEST MY EYES LOL
TruckerJohn: Well I was just trying to compliment you cause I know Womerns likes that but I ain't lying none how.
Pudding Pop:OH OKAY DEAR THATS COOL
Pudding Pop:I WANTED TO ASK YOU A QUESTION THE OTHER DAY BUT IT EXCAPE MY MEMORY
Pudding Pop:WHY DONT YOU HAVE A MOBILE PHONE?
TruckerJohn: Well I use my CB when I'm driving which is most of the time so I never really needed no fancy do dad I spose.
Pudding Pop:OH BUT I WILL HAVE LOVED IT IF U HAD A PHONE
TruckerJohn: Well I done talked at you last night Miss Carolina but could'nt hear a lick from you other than some noise.
Pudding Pop:YES I KNOW THAT AND I TOLD YOU THAT MY UNCLE FRIENDS WERE AT THE BAR DRINKING
Pudding Pop:SO THAT MADE ME COULD NOT HERE U
TruckerJohn: I understands Miss Carolina I do.
Pudding Pop:OH OKAY \
Pudding Pop:SO TELL ME ABOUT WORK
Pudding Pop:ANIT YOU GOING TO GET ANOTHER JOB
Pudding Pop:OR DOSE DRIVING FAVOURS U?
TruckerJohn: Driving is all I knows really but it sure does pay well that's a for sure for sure.
Pudding Pop:OH OKAY IF YOU SAY SO
Pudding Pop:ARE YOU AT HOME?
TruckerJohn: I sure am.
Pudding Pop:OH OKAY SO ME SEE U ON CAB TODAY ON YOUR COMPUTER?
TruckerJohn: You gots a Camera now??? Am excited!
Pudding Pop:AM SORRY STILL DONT HAVE
Pudding Pop:UNCLE STILL WALKING ON GETTING ONE
Pudding Pop:BUT DONT KNOW WHEN
TruckerJohn: I sure do hopes its soon I do!
Pudding Pop:OH YES I ALSO DO
Pudding Pop:CAUSE IT WILL BE LOVELY ME SEEING YOUR FACE
TruckerJohn: Well I done sent you my picture but I do understands where you is coming from Little Lad...Aww I means Miss Carolina I do.
Pudding Pop:HMMMMMMMMMM OKAY NO PROBLEM
Pudding Pop:SO TELL ME WERE ARE YOU GOING TO BE SPENDING YOU XMAS?
TruckerJohn: Well I usually spend it on the road cause there's lots of money to be made. ain't got no one around here so I might as well just make some money.
Pudding Pop:OH I SEE BUT MONEY IS NOT EVRYTHING DEAR AT LEST YOU CELEBREATE IT DEAR
Pudding Pop:MONEY IS NOT RUNNING
TruckerJohn: Aww I know Miss Carolina but I really ain't got no family other than my Cousin Thelma Jean and her Boy Raymond.
Pudding Pop:BUT WHAT ABOUT ME?
Pudding Pop:YOU DID NOT COUNT ME IN YOU
TruckerJohn: Well you is not my Girlfriend cause you keep telling me that and then you gots your Uncle and his Freinds to Miss Carolina.
Pudding Pop:HMMMMM NOW I SEE YOU DONT TRUELY MEAN WHAT YOU SAID TO ME CAUSE IF U DO U WOUND HAVE KNOW THAT I LIKE YOU BUT I JUST CANT JUMP INTO YOU JUST AFTER 3DAY WE MEET OH NO AM SORRY AM NOT ONE OF THOSE CHEP GALS
TruckerJohn: I never done said nothing like that no I didn't Miss Carolina. Alls I was saying is that I ain't got much Family.
Pudding Pop:OKAY DEAR
Pudding Pop:I DO UNDERSTAN YOU
Pudding Pop:SO NOW MAKE ME LOVE U
Pudding Pop:PROV TO ME
Pudding Pop:YOU DO WANT ME IN YOUR LIFE
Pudding Pop:AND NOT JUST AS A GIRLFRIEND BUT AS PART OF YOUR FAMILY
TruckerJohn: Well I sure would like to have you as my Gal and shower you in Gold I would!
Pudding Pop:HMMMM OKAY I HAVE HARD YOU
TruckerJohn: Certainly would love to care for you cause it’s nice to be nice to the nice.
Pudding Pop:HMMMM I WHAT WAY DO YOU WANNA CARE FOR ME IF I MAY ASK?
TruckerJohn: Well I gots a nice little Nest Egg set aside and own my own house so I could make sure you gots Everything you Deserved I could Miss Carolina.
Pudding Pop:HMMMMM WELL THATS COOL
Pudding Pop:AND NICE
Pudding Pop:ARE YOU ON FACEBOOK?
Pudding Pop:AND DO YOU STILL LOG ON FISHMEETFISH?
TruckerJohn: I was there yesterday but I don't thinks I'll go back no more cause there is some strange folk there there is.
Pudding Pop:IS IT ON FACEBOOK OR FISHMEETFISH?
TruckerJohn: I ain't never done tried that Facebook cause I really don't gots no close Friends and I hear that's whats folks do but am confused.
TruckerJohn: Hows about you Miss Carolina?
Pudding Pop:WELL I DONT LIKE FACBOOK
TruckerJohn: But whats about this Fishing Place?
Pudding Pop:AND AM NOT THERE ANYMORE I BLOCKED THE ACCOUNT AFTER MY EX BOYFRIEND DID THAT TO ME AND SINCE THEN I DONT GO THERE CAUSE ITS BAD OVER THERE
TruckerJohn: Why you find it so bad Miss Carolina?
Pudding Pop:WELL I DONT NOT WANT TO VISITE THERE ANYMORE BUT ONLY IF I FIND LOVE IN YOU THAT WILL BE WHEN AM GOING TO STOP AND PUT YOUR PICS IF POSSIBLE THERE
Pudding Pop:I DONT UNDERSTAN WHAT YOU SAYING?
Pudding Pop:WHATS BAD?
TruckerJohn: Some Womerns there I figured weren't really Womerns but Homer Sexuals I was thinking I was but don't know niether no how.
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Pudding Pop:is it on facebook or fishmeetfish ?
TruckerJohn: That fishing place cause I ain't never been on no FaceBlock.
Pudding Pop:oh okay well like i said i will quite those site once i find true love and care in u
Pudding Pop:so now the ball is in your cout now
TruckerJohn: Well I'm liking where this is going for sure I do Miss Carolina.
Pudding Pop:oh okay i understand you
TruckerJohn: So can I ask you a personal question Miss Carolina?
Pudding Pop:oh okay i am all here
TruckerJohn: What is you looking for in a Feller?
Pudding Pop:DONT UNDERSTAND
TruckerJohn: Am sorry. Miss Carolina what kind of man is you needing?
Pudding Pop:WELL I NEED A MAN THAT WILL BE HONEST TO ME AND TRUST ME AND NOT MAKE ME CRY AND MORE IN LIFE AND KEEP ME ALWAYS IN HIS HEART AND TO TAKE CARE OF ME WITH ALL HE HAS A MAN THAT IS HARD WORKING AND DO HERE FROM ME BEFORE HE HERE FROM ANOTHER PERSON
TruckerJohn: That sure is a nice Dream Miss Carolina.
Pudding Pop:AND THAT BELIVE EVRY SINGLE WORD I SAY TO HIM CAUSE WE WOMAN ARE THE KEY TO SUCESS IN A MANS LIFE SO BEFORE ANYTHING HE DOSE HE MUST ASK FOR MY PERMISION BEFORE HE COULD DO ANYTHING
TruckerJohn: Like what kind of persimmons?
Pudding Pop:LIKE IF HE WANTS TO GO OUT OR HIS LIFE PERSONAL THINGS
Pudding Pop:AND ALL THAT HE HAS
CAUSE I AM A GOOD WOMAN AND LIKE MY MUM DO TELL ME BEFORE SHE DIED SHE SAID I MUST MAKE SURE THAT ANY HUSBAND OR BOYFIREND I WANT TO HAVE MUST LOVE ME MORE THAN EVER AND DO ASK I SAY '
TruckerJohn: I'm not quite getting you there Ma'am
Pudding Pop:CAUSE WE WOMAN RUNS THE WORLD
TruckerJohn: Aww I knew that by watching Large Marge down at the Truck Stop so you don't needs to tell me that and don't get me started on Thelma Jean.
Pudding Pop:OH OKAY I SEE
Pudding Pop:IF I COULD SEE A MAN THAT IS GOING TO DO ALL THIS THEN I WILL LOVE HIM TILL THE LAST BREATH OF ME
TruckerJohn: So you likes running the household with an Iron Thumb is what's you likes I'm sposing?
Pudding Pop:WELL NOT WHAT YOU THINKING BUT IN LIFE EVRYBODY HAVE THERE CHOOSE AND THATS MY
Pudding Pop:SO IF ANY MAN CANT BE WITH ME THAT WAY OR MAKE ME FEEL THAT WAY THEN I RATHER STAY SINGLE
Pudding Pop:TILL THE END TIME
BUZZ!!!
TruckerJohn: Miss Carolina is it okay if I go and Hang the Hog cause I feels likes my teeth is floating it does. I'll be back in just a minute if you says that's okay but I sure donts wants to offend you no I don't!
TruckerJohn: You there Miss Carolina?
Pudding Pop:yes i am here '
TruckerJohn: Am Sorry but can I goes and Water the tires? I is desperate!
Pudding Pop:i dont understand
Pudding Pop:are you going offline?
BUZZ!!!
TruckerJohn: Am here but just needs to use the Men's Room real bad but wants your persimmon is all I do.
Pudding Pop:oh okay dear you are free to go but i give u jus a mint
TruckerJohn: That's a Big Ten Four it is!
Pudding Pop:meaning?
TruckerJohn: Awwww that's better. Thank you Ma'am but that was like the time I was with Daddy and he didn't have no more jugs no he didn't
Pudding Pop:oh okay no problem
Pudding Pop:so are you done
Pudding Pop:using the men room?
TruckerJohn: I sure am Little Lad er I mean Miss Carolina.
Pudding Pop:okay dear
Pudding Pop:i will be right back in the next 10 mint dont go offline okay
Pudding Pop:just wanna go get something for my uncle down the street
Pudding Pop:10mint okay
Pudding Pop:dont go okay
TruckerJohn: Am here Miss Carolina.
Pudding Pop:hello dear am back
TruckerJohn: I'm here just likes you tolds me to be i am.
Pudding Pop:okay dear
BUZZ!!!
Pudding Pop:SO ARE YOU SAYING YES TO MY RULES
Pudding Pop:CAUSE I REALLY DO LIKE IT
TruckerJohn: Well Ma'am I spose then I like it too but what about my needs as a Man?
Pudding Pop:WELL U SAY WHAT YOU WANT TO SAY THEN WE ARE GOING TO TRACE IT OUT THATS THE WAY IT SHOULD BE
Pudding Pop:SO SAY IT OUT DEAR
BUZZ!!!
TruckerJohn: Well I'm a Man and I sure would likes to has me a Womern to make me Sandriches and be me Gal and can call Little Lady too but only if you say so Miss Carolina.
Pudding Pop:OH WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY WOMAN TO MAKE YOU SANDRICHES DO U MEAN FOR ME TO GIVE YOU MONEY OR WHAT?
Pudding Pop:CAUSE I SHOULD BE THE ONE TO ALWAYS ASK FOR MONEY FROM U WHEN ITS NEEDED
Pudding Pop:CAUSE U ARE A MAN IN THE FAMILY
TruckerJohn: Nah I don't need no Lady Gal to give me no money at all there Miss Carolina.
Pudding Pop:OH SO EXPLAIN WHAT YOU MEAN BY SANDRICHES?
Pudding Pop:AND DO YOU KNOW YOU ARE THE ONE TO TAKE CARE OF ME UNTILL I GET TO BE YOUR WIFE CAUSE THAT SHOWS HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE FOR ME AND HOW MUCH LOVE YOU DO FEEL FOR ME
TruckerJohn: Aww I know but all I was saying is it'd sure be nice to has a Womerns to cook for me and be there when I needs her is all.
Pudding Pop:OH YES I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE CAUSE U ARE MY HUSBAND AND I WOULD NOT WANT YOU TO LACKE ANY OF THAT
Pudding Pop:CARE FOR YOU ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU AND WATCH YOU SLEEP LIKE A BABY AT NIGHT
TruckerJohn: Aww that reminds me of when I was a young un and Momma used to set me next to the Swans in the pond cause they was sposed to look after me but they pecked at me they did.
Pudding Pop:OH YES DEAR THATS THE RIGHT THING THERE DID
Pudding Pop:AND IF YOU ARE GOING TO FOLLOW ALL MY RULES AS A WOMAN THEN I WILL BE YOUR GAL BUT IF YOU DONT I CANT BE ANY OF THAT
Pudding Pop:SO CHOOSE
TruckerJohn: I Choo Choo Choose you! Saw that on a Valentimes Card and kinda liked it did!
Pudding Pop:WHAT CARD IS THAT
TruckerJohn: Aww you know in Febuary with all them Hearts and Slings and Arrows and other Mushy Stuff don't you Miss Carolina?
TruckerJohn: So you is saying you'll be my Gal and I can be your Feller?
Pudding Pop:OH YES I REMEMBER WELL ONLY IF YOU CHOOSE WHAT I SAID TO U
TruckerJohn: I already done said I would but having to ask for persimmon to use the Bathroom seems kinda odd it does.
Pudding Pop:OH YES DEAR IT IS
Pudding Pop:HMMM SO NOW THAT WE ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP WHAT AERE YOUR PLANES?
TruckerJohn: Well I guess I gotta figure out how we can meat up close and personal lile I spose.
Pudding Pop:WELL THATS TRUE BUT REMEMBER I TOLD YOU THAT I WILL STILL GO FOR MY SCHOOLING
Pudding Pop:OR DINDT I
TruckerJohn: Hot Dang it I plum forgots bout that I did! When you coming to Canada???
Pudding Pop:WELL I DONT KNOW FOR NOW DEAR BUT ALL DEPENDS ON MY SCHOOL PROSECESSING AND MY UNCLE
Pudding Pop:SO I DONT KNOW FOR NOW BUT I WILL COME
Pudding Pop:BUT DONT KNOW WHEN
TruckerJohn: Aww I is understanding. Hey there Miss Carolina or can I calls you something else now?
Pudding Pop:YES BABY YOU CAN NOW CALL ME WHAT EVER YOU WANT BUT DONT CALL ME A LITTEL GAL OKAY
TruckerJohn: How bout I call you Pudding Pop then?
TruckerJohn: They is so Sweet they is!
Pudding Pop:OH WELL ITS SOUNDS GREAT BABY
Pudding Pop:I WILL CALL YOU MY HUSBAND
Pudding Pop:OR DONT YOU LIKE THAT?
TruckerJohn: Well that is kinda sudden but it is nice. How bout you show a pretty picture to your Husband and I'll come up with a real nice name you can call me until we is constipating our Marriage?
Pudding Pop:OH OKAY COOL DEAR SEND ME THE PICS DEAR
BUZZ!!!
TruckerJohn: Well I done told you Pudding Pop that I ain't got none too many of them around I did. I was hoping your future husband could see a Sexified picture is all.
Pudding Pop:OR DO U MEAN I SHOUL SEND YOU MY PICS?
TruckerJohn: Yeah that's what i was thinking cause now i gots me some urges in the nether regions i do.
Pudding Pop:OH OKAY AM COMING IN A FEW MINT
Pudding Pop:I WILL SEND IT
TruckerJohn: Am excited Pudding Pop!
TruckerJohn: Am here.
BUZZ!!!
Pudding Pop:DID YOU SEE THE PICS?
Pudding Pop:BABY
TruckerJohn: I got one Pretty Picture I did and it sure is nice!
Pudding Pop:YES BABY THATS ME YOUR GAL
TruckerJohn: No that's my Pudding Pop that is!
Pudding Pop:OH SORRY LOL I MEAN PUDDING POP
Pudding Pop:*SMILES*
TruckerJohn: Ten Four Pudding Pop!
Pudding Pop:WHATS THE MEANING OF THIS TEN FOUR YOUR ALWAYS SAYING ABOUT?
TruckerJohn: Ten Four Pudding Pop!
Pudding Pop:WHATS THE MEANING OF THIS TEN FOUR YOUR ALWAYS SAYING ABOUT?
TruckerJohn: Aww it means I got your Copy it does.
Pudding Pop:OH OKAY BABY
BUZZ!!!
TruckerJohn: Why you keeps Buzzing me like that Pudding Pop?
Pudding Pop:WELL I WAS COOKING FOR MY UNCLE AND THE I RAN AND USE HIS PHONE QUICKLY TO SNAP THIS
Pudding Pop:DO U LIKE IT?
TruckerJohn: Wow I sure do Pudding Pop. And that uncle has one Swanky House he does!
Pudding Pop:ITSS NOT HIS HOUSE HE DO RENT IT JUST TO ROOMS BABY
Pudding Pop:GAT NO MONEY OKAY
Pudding Pop:AND REMEMBER HE ASKED ME TO GO AND GET MARRIED
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TruckerJohn: Well I sure do like it none the least I do but I sure do like the Laddy stanbding there more.
Pudding Pop:OKAY
Pudding Pop:SO WHAT YOU DOING
TruckerJohn: I'm trying to figure out a nice name you can call me til we is Married I am.
Pudding Pop:OH OKAY THATS COOL
Pudding Pop:SO HAVE YOU HAVE 1?
TruckerJohn: Well i ain't never had no Steady financee before so its kinda tough but I'm ciphering on it I am.
Pudding Pop:OKAY DEAR
Pudding Pop:SO TELL ME WHATS YOUR PLANS
TruckerJohn: Well I figured I woulds spruce up the house and sell it so I could get you what you is really deserving Pudding Pop!
Pudding Pop:OH OKAY BABY
Pudding Pop:SO WHEN THEN ARE WE NOW PLANNING TO GO AND STAY BABY?
TruckerJohn: I ain't getting your Charlie Forty There Pudding Pop.
Pudding Pop:DONT GET YOU DEAR?
TruckerJohn: Aww I getting you now. Sorry Pudding Pop I is! Well that's probly be close to your Schooling I spose it would
Pudding Pop:OH OKAY
Pudding Pop:WHAT ABOUT MY SCHOOLING
Pudding Pop:WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO DEAR
TruckerJohn: Well as a Husband I sure needs to be supporting your Edumicating Pudding Pop.

Pudding Pop:OH YES BABY THATS TRU
Pudding Pop:WELL WHEN EVER AM READY TO START TO PROCESS IT I WILL LET YOU KNOW OKAY DEAR
Pudding Pop:LESS JUST TAKE THINGS STEP BY STEP OKAY
Pudding Pop:AM YOURS FOREVER OKAY DEAR
TruckerJohn: Aww that sure is Sweat!
Pudding Pop:OKAY BABY
Pudding Pop:SO TELL ME WHAT DO U LIKE TO EAT BEFORE U GO OUT THERE FOR WORK?
TruckerJohn: I sure do likes eating alls the time I do Pudding Pop!
Pudding Pop:OH REALLY?
Pudding Pop:THAT MEANS WHEN WE GET MARRIED I WILL BE COOKING ALMOST EVERY MINITE
Pudding Pop:CAUSE OF YOU DEAR
TruckerJohn: Nah that ain't it cause I'm sure I'd take you out lots to some of them Fancy Eating Spots where there eats Snails and gives you beer in a real Glass they does Pudding Pop.
Pudding Pop:OH BABY I KNOW U WILL DO ALL THOSE THINGS OKAY BUT I NEED TO MAKE FOOD FOR YOU FIRST OKAY CAUSE THATS MY DUTY AS YOUR WIFE AND TO KEEP YOU HAPPY ALWAYS \
TruckerJohn: That sure is Special Pudding Pop and guess what else?
Pudding Pop:WHAT DEAR?
TruckerJohn: Well I came up with the perfect Pet name you can call me cause it's what was on my Truck when I bought it and it sure is Special to me for sure for sure.
Pudding Pop:OH OKAY MY LOVELY PET
BUT PET YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT YOU HAVE A TRUCK OF YOURS?
TruckerJohn: I sure do Pudding Pop! I'm an Owner Operator I am and that Rig is worth a good 100 Grand if it’s worth a Nickel!
Pudding Pop:DO YOU MEAN 100.000$ OR WHAT?
TruckerJohn: I sure do Pudding Pop!
Pudding Pop:OH BABY THATS ALOT OF MONEY NOW
TruckerJohn: Yeah but it makes me a lot of money too it does!
Pudding Pop:OH I SEE IF I MAY ASK ABOUT HOW MUCH?
TruckerJohn: Well if I'm not working too much I pull in round 120 Grand I spose but there's always plenty of work round there is.
Pudding Pop:OH OKAY DEAR I SEE NOW
TruckerJohn: Well as I was saying when I bought the Truck and it's always been real good to me it had the name Oscar Ruitt on the side and it would make me a right proper happy Man if you would call me that til we does our Nuptuals that is.
TruckerJohn: Don't never know who he was but he knew trucks he did!
Pudding Pop:OH DO YOU MEAN ME CALLING YOU OSCAR RUITT?
TruckerJohn: That sure would make me one happy man it would!
Pudding Pop:OH OKAY MY LOVER OSCAR RUITT
TruckerJohn: My Darling Pudding Pop I should now get me some shuteye cause I gots to get on the road in the morning. I love you more than just about anything else I has ever loved before.
Pudding Pop:OH OAKY MY LOVE OSCAR RUITT
Pudding Pop:AND PROMISE ME THAT YOU WILL LOVE ONLY JUST ME NO OTHER WONAM
TruckerJohn: I promise and I'll catch you on the Flip Flop Pudding Pop!
Pudding Pop:OKAY ABBY
Pudding Pop:BABY
Pudding Pop:AND DONT GO BACK TO FISHMEETFISH ANYMORE OKAY
TruckerJohn:That's a Big Ten Four Pudding Pop. Over and Out.

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 4:00 am

I have a love/hate relationship going on with these posts. I love them because I usually laugh my ass off and hate them because your pets make me want to slam my knee into their faces a few 100 times. Or my own head into a wall would also work. Laughing

oscarpiles wrote:

it’s nice to be nice to the nice.

This was my first lol tonight. I don't know why but it started the giggles.

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Some Womerns there I figured weren't really Womerns but Homer Sexuals

That one made me really laugh out loud.

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CAUSE WE WOMAN ARE THE KEY TO SUCESS IN A MANS LIFE SO BEFORE ANYTHING HE DOSE HE MUST ASK FOR MY PERMISION

By this point my kids are looking at me funny.

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CAUSE WE WOMAN RUNS THE WORLD

I totally agree and this did not help with the giggles or the stares.

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TruckerJohn: Miss Carolina is it okay if I go and Hang the Hog cause I feels likes my teeth is floating it does. I'll be back in just a minute if you says that's okay but I sure donts wants to offend you no I don't!
TruckerJohn: You there Miss Carolina?
Pudding Pop:yes i am here '
TruckerJohn: Am Sorry but can I goes and Water the tires? I is desperate!
Pudding Pop:i dont understand
Pudding Pop:are you going offline?
BUZZ!!!
TruckerJohn: Am here but just needs to use the Men's Room real bad but wants your persimmon is all I do.
Pudding Pop:oh okay dear you are free to go but i give u jus a min

Now they think I'm certifiable. And I just cried a little laughing at this again.

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Aww that reminds me of when I was a young un and Momma used to set me next to the Swans in the pond cause they was sposed to look after me but they pecked at me they did.

I can't breathe...

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OH DO YOU MEAN ME CALLING YOU OSCAR RUITT?

It took my a few times because I missed the hint at the top of your post. A few times of saying it out loud slowly. Thank god I'm at home and only my family can see me making such a fool of myself! Laughing

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 2:01 pm

^^^ GT, I hope that the walls in our new apartment are really well soundproofed (I don't hear the neighbors, but they're Finnish, maybe they are just quiet?), because otherwise both our neighbors probably think bf has a psychotic locked up in here - I had another laughing howl-attack reading OPs chat and then your commentary.

... OW, my head! I have a flu! I shouldn't be laughing this hard, it HURTS DAMNIT!

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 5:08 pm

I don't know if it was obvious but I had a very hard time trying to think of my 'Pet' Name last night. Usually this stuff just jumps out at me but for some reason I drew a complete Blank and then through the magic of Google Oscar Ruitt was born! When the Lad first repeated it back to me the Missus nearly dialed 911 as I was having trouble breathing (Mouthful of Merlot).

So Pudding Pop stepped into another room last night to take a picture of herself. Doesn't London, England look lovely for a November day? I'm guessing Pudding Pop was on her way to a Luau on the Terrace:

But wait there's more:

Quote:

Pudding Pop:HELLO MY LOVELY OSCAR HOW YOU DOING TODAY?
BUZZ!!!
TruckerJohn:I'm just fine Pugging Pop!
Pudding Pop:oh dear thats cool
Pudding Pop:so how was you night
Pudding Pop:and hope you slept well and dreamt of me?
TruckerJohn:I sure did Dream of you! It was nice sur enough it was.
Pudding Pop:oh okay my husband oscar
Pudding Pop:so tell me are you going to work this morning?
TruckerJohn:Yes Ma'am I'll be driving in a bit I will.
Pudding Pop:oh okay baby be care full of the road okay my love cause i dont want anything to happen to u okay
TruckerJohn:That sure is sweat of you Pudding Pop. What you doing today?
Pudding Pop:dear i a am not doing anything
Pudding Pop:just wishing i could get a new laptop for myself
Pudding Pop:but dont have that kind of funds here
Pudding Pop:but dont worry i will manage unle own
TruckerJohn:Well my Darling Wife when you is here I'll shower you in all the nice things a Lady deserves I will.
Pudding Pop:oh okay i do understand you
Pudding Pop:but remember i will still go to school okay
TruckerJohn:I do remember. What is you gonna take in school Pudding Pop?
Pudding Pop:well baby like my uncle said to me he said its going to cause alot to get some of the school paper and to pay for my school fees and some other things he mentioned
TruckerJohn:I'm sure it will but what is it you is studying?
Pudding Pop:well baby i wanna go study mass communication baby
TruckerJohn:Aww I'm not sure I knows whats that is. Can you splain to me Pudding Pop?
Pudding Pop:oh its a from of me knowing much about a computer and to go round the hole world in search of news
TruckerJohn:That sure does sound mighty interesting it does.
Pudding Pop:oh yes baby
Pudding Pop:so oscar you see i really need you now in my life
Pudding Pop:and remember anything i say is what is gonna happen
TruckerJohn:I wants you in my life too Pudding Pop!

Pudding Pop:okay baby
Pudding Pop:that will be the best
TruckerJohn:Darling can I has persimmon to use the bathroom?
Pudding Pop:oh okay no problem
Pudding Pop:am here waiting
TruckerJohn:10-4. And thnak you cause I is desperate I am.
Pudding Pop:oh okay
Pudding Pop:am here
TruckerJohn:Am back. I could almost taste it was that bad it was.
Pudding Pop:oh okay baby
Pudding Pop:so are you still at home or on your way to work?
TruckerJohn:Nah I'm at home right now but will be heading out once the load is ready on the dock I will.
Pudding Pop:oh okay dear
Pudding Pop:wish you good luck
Pudding Pop:i will be going with my uncle today to ask more about the school fees
Pudding Pop:and about some other things that i need for the school
TruckerJohn:He sure does sound like a nice man taking care of you and all Pudding Pop.
Pudding Pop:well he is just doing this for me to get off here
Pudding Pop:but am not sure if his is going to help out with the fess
Pudding Pop:cause he told me he dont have any money to give to me
Pudding Pop:and thats why he asked me to marry his friend cause of money
Pudding Pop:but i will never do such a thing
TruckerJohn:Whoa just a second there Pudding Pop! He wants you to marry some old Feller he does?
Pudding Pop:yes dear cause of money but i will never do that
Pudding Pop:and thats why i am praying to god to help me find money so i could pay this school fess of a thing and go away from his house
Pudding Pop:and once its xmas i will come down to u
Pudding Pop:to spend xmas
TruckerJohn:You wanna go down on me? Wow that's be a fine Xmas present it would for sure it would be Pudding Pop.
Pudding Pop:oh okay dear
Pudding Pop:but i will be going to see about the school
TruckerJohn:Aww I knows you gots business to attends to but we is going to actually meat and thta sure does get me all excited like it does.
Pudding Pop:oh yes dear it dose to me also
Pudding Pop:but i need some one to help me out on all this so it could work out great
Pudding Pop:and my uncle friend will not have such chance to have me
TruckerJohn:I'm glad you don't wants to be with that other Feller cause he must be old and you is young and tender as a Swans breast you is.
Pudding Pop:yes dear
Pudding Pop:i dont want to be with him
TruckerJohn:Well then you don't half to cause that ain't right is it Pudding Pop?
Pudding Pop:but how are my going to pay for my school fess that bothers me alot
Pudding Pop:cause i gat no one to help me
TruckerJohn:Well you said your Uncle was gonna help you didn't you Pudding Pop?
Pudding Pop:dear i dont know if he would
Pudding Pop:cause i told him am not going to marry his friend so he will not do anything about that
Pudding Pop:and thats were the problem is
TruckerJohn:Darling can you give me a couple minutes? I gots someone knocking at the door.
Pudding Pop:oh okay waiting
TruckerJohn:I'm back Darling. It was a bunch of Greasy Hippies wanting me to give them money for Flowers and Beads and such.
Pudding Pop:oh okay so did you give them?
TruckerJohn:No me and Sgt. Yorkie done put the run on them and good we did. Told them to get a job and take a bath too.
Pudding Pop:oh okay baby
Pudding Pop:so like we were saying before you want to the door
Pudding Pop:i dont have nyone that is going to help me out okay
TruckerJohn:Oh I was miss understanding you I spose then I was.
Pudding Pop:yes dear
TruckerJohn:So how come you not calling me by my Special name Pudding Pop? I like it cause its real nice too.
Pudding Pop:or okay am sorry my lovely oscar
BUZZ!!!
TruckerJohn:Aw don't be sorry but I like it whens you call me Oscar Ruitt I do.
Pudding Pop:okay my oscar ruitt
TruckerJohn:You sur eis a lover Gal thats for sure
Pudding Pop:going to pay for the school fees should not be that much
TruckerJohn:Thats good to hear Pudding Pop.
Pudding Pop:i mean i going to pray for the school fess should not be much
Pudding Pop:its just as if you dont wanna help me out cause if you do want to u will go now and look for money down so when am back in the day we can talk about it
Pudding Pop:but you just site there and say love love love always dont wanna help your wife to be
Pudding Pop:### to bad for u
Pudding Pop:bye am mad
TruckerJohn:What are you trying to say Pudding Pop? I is getting distressed like with this!
Pudding Pop:whats what?
TruckerJohn:Why is you Mad at me all of a sudden like?
Pudding Pop:dont worry okay
Pudding Pop:i will try all my best to go to school
TruckerJohn:Well I sure don't like fighting with no Women folk I don't.
Pudding Pop:i am not oscar
Pudding Pop:okay
Pudding Pop:just trying to ask for your help
TruckerJohn:I'm here for you Pudding Pop but sometimes I don'ts understands words too good but I tries even though you is a fast womern.
Pudding Pop:oh okay oscar
Pudding Pop:so oscar are you going to help me
TruckerJohn:Well I might half to but you said you was gonna talks to them School people and your Uncle so ain't you jumping the candlestick a bit here Pudding Pop?
Pudding Pop:but i told u that my uncle is not going to help me
Pudding Pop:but i will go to the school to find out how much is it
TruckerJohn:Aww now I thinks I is getting you.
Pudding Pop:yes dear
Pudding Pop:and i will be going to check about the school anytime from now
TruckerJohn:Sure enough I'll be hitting the Black top soon too I will Pudding Pop.
Pudding Pop:okay oscar
Pudding Pop:just want to ask if you are going to help me out once i get the bills of the school fess?
TruckerJohn:C'mon Pudding Pop I weants you to smile and yell out loud Oscar Ruitt!
Pudding Pop:okay baby OSCAR RUITT
Pudding Pop:but you have not answed my question,are you going to help me out with my school fees?
TruckerJohn:Well we don't even know how much they is yet Pudding Pop now do we?
Pudding Pop:well no we dont know how much its going to be,but once i come back for the school i will tell you how much its going to cause oscar
BUZZ!!!
TruckerJohn:Well that sounds fair enough I spose doesn't it Pudding Pop?
Pudding Pop:yes oscar huirr
Pudding Pop:so onec i get back from the office of the school i will let you know how much it cause dear
TruckerJohn:You is funny. You done speeled my name wrong you did.
Pudding Pop:oh sorry oscar Ruitt
TruckerJohn:Aww don't be sorry Pudding Pop.
Pudding Pop:okay dear
Pudding Pop:so i will let you know how much is the school fess onec i get back
TruckerJohn:That sounds real nice but before you go do you has a real nice personal picture for me? I wants to has a good look see at my future wife for sure I do.
Pudding Pop:oh oaky dear i will send you one
BUZZ!!!
TruckerJohn:Shoot I done hit the wrong button here on my Yahoo thingy.
TruckerJohn:Can you invites me again Pudding Pop?
Pudding Pop:i just send you one
BUZZ!!!
TruckerJohn:Wow that is real pretty. You has such Big eyes you do!!!
Pudding Pop:yes dear
TruckerJohn:That England place sure doe slook nice this time of year too Pudding Pop.
Pudding Pop:yes dear
Pudding Pop:so did you see the pics baby?
Pudding Pop:oscar ruitt?
TruckerJohn:I sure has Pudding Pop but one you already done sent me last night you did.
Pudding Pop:oh yes dear
but i will snap good once later okay
Pudding Pop:i must be on my way now to the school ofice okay
Pudding Pop:will get back to you when you are online okay
BUZZ!!!
TruckerJohn:Okay Pudding Pop but I will be driving so may not be around as much tonight. Should be home late tonight or Saturday for sure.
TruckerJohn:I love you Pudding Pop!
Pudding Pop:okay but are we going to still talk at night even if its late?
Pudding Pop:so i can tell you how much i was told about the school?
TruckerJohn:I'll try my best I will Darling and I can't wait to see them other pictures you is gonna take!
Pudding Pop:okay oscar Ruitt
Pudding Pop:love you bye for now okay
TruckerJohn:Bye there Pudding Pop.

So Pudding Pop needs me to be there for the big money shot tonight eh? Hmm...that ought to be funny if I can attend as I do have another engagement which will include Venison Tenderloin and some fine Pike from da Nord. Oh and copious amounts of Booze to wash it all down with. If I was confusing whatshername earlier just imagine what I'll be like after a few hundred cocktails with my Bros.

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Well I swan, you done did gone and got yourself a pudding poop! Looking forward to the baiter fuel chat if it happens.

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 5:35 pm

What NV said. Also:

Quote:

Doesn't London, England look lovely for a November day?

Yes, yes it does. As someone who's lived there, I can attest that this is how England looks *every* day! It's why they only use single-glass frames in their windows, the climate being tropical and all!

Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:56 am

Drunk baiting? Let me put on my helmet and some extra padding first! Laughing

Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 4:26 am

Sorry Gang but No Show from the Ho!

Drunk Baiting is where it's at for me. Am in A Blur and begin to Slur yet talks real Purdy to the Gurlies I do! See I just made that up! Am Awesome!

I find a drink or two lightens my mood when I'm Under Siege on Chats but it isn't a necessity by any means. I was wishing that Pudding Pop was around this evening as John had some 'Ideas' that would surely get the Lad Rants Rolling but it was not to be.

I'm still Fantasizing about that Gorgeous London Weather though and it reminded me of a line from a Canadian Song: "We arrived in December and London was Cold…." Home for a Rest:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPJD3qcIL7s

I'd Blather on but there appears to be a Blooming Idiot wanting to Chat. Heheh.

Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 4:38 am

^^^Let that cheating turd have it!

Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 4:54 am

No Worries! The BeFucklement has begun:

Quote:

John: Darling it's late here can we talks more tomorrow?

John: Wait a minute there Little Lady I wants to talk I does! My Dog Sgt. Yorkie Done Typed that! Bad Dog!!!! Go Lie Down By Gawd or I’ll empty a Fifty-Five Gallon Drum of Whoop Ass on our Sorry Tail I will.

BlueMoon: okay ..am here

This is sooo Wrong!

Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 1:17 am

Well my Newest Bestest Pet has Slowly Crept back from the depths and is now thoroughly hooked. I didn't post the last few exchanges because...er, well I didn't feel like it okay? But here is tonight's Adventure:

Quote:

PuddingPop:hello
TruckerJohn: Hey there Pudding Pop.
PuddingPop:how you doing?
TruckerJohn: Well I'm oky I spose butt a bit tired is all.
PuddingPop:oh okay
PuddingPop:bye
TruckerJohn: Why you saying bye?
PuddingPop:cause i was thinking you dont want to chat with me anymore
PuddingPop:and you are mad at me
TruckerJohn: Well I ain't all that sore buts you forgot my special name is all.
PuddingPop:but i said am sorry
PuddingPop:and you log out on me as if i am not important to u
TruckerJohn: No that ain't it. How bout I reminds you then Little Lady?
PuddingPop:oh okay if you like you can call me anything you want cause i see that you dont love me
BUZZ!!!
TruckerJohn: Honey now what yu going on a bout?
PuddingPop:you say you are mad at me last night and i beged you but you log out on me and made me feel sad all day
TruckerJohn: Aww I was tired I done told you I was Little Lady.
PuddingPop:well okay if you say so
TruckerJohn: Well sure enough I do. Little Lady is it okay if I goes and hangs the hog? I is desperate.
PuddingPop:oh okay go
PuddingPop:but i give you just 3mint okay
BUZZ!!!
TruckerJohn: Am just zipping up the Snake there Pudding Pop gives me a second okay?
PuddingPop:okay
PuddingPop:love u so much my oscar ruitt
TruckerJohn: You is Sweat Pudding Pop.
PuddingPop:your also sweet my lovely baby
TruckerJohn: I sure can't wait to be with you for sure for sure.
PuddingPop:same here baby
TruckerJohn: So what you doing now Pudding Pop?
PuddingPop:well am just alone here
PuddingPop:no one to help me with my school fess
TruckerJohn: Well I done said that was Swan feed so I can't sees no reason why I can't helps you Pudding Pop.
BUZZ!!!
TruckerJohn: Why you buzzing me?
PuddingPop:do you mean you help me?
TruckerJohn: I sure do cause you needs youe edimicating and I needs you here with me Pudding Pop I do.
PuddingPop:oh am happy you want to help me baby
PuddingPop:love you so so much oscar ruitt
TruckerJohn: That ain't no big money to me Little Lady!
PuddingPop:okay baby
PuddingPop:so what are your plans now baby?
PuddingPop:and how can i get the money so i could start processing the payment of the school
TruckerJohn: Well I is planning on cleaning up my house so it looks proper for my Pudding Pop I is.
PuddingPop:oh do you mean you want to put on your house for sell?
TruckerJohn: Nah that ain't it Little Lady I is gonna make it all tidy so it looks good. I'm also gonna buy a new car for you to drives to. A Canyonero or maybe a 6000 SUX!
PuddingPop:oh okay
TruckerJohn: You is wantng me to sells my house so we cans moves to Canada?
PuddingPop:i will love that my oscar ruitt
PuddingPop:well dear i dont know if you will do that
PuddingPop:but i just need for you to help me first to pay my school fess first so then we can now talk about the house
TruckerJohn: That sounds proepr though I thinks I'll talks to a Reel Estate Feller to see whats I can gets too Pudding Pop.
PuddingPop:okay oscar ruitt
PuddingPop:so are you going to send me the money for the fess oscar ruitt?
TruckerJohn: I most certainly will. Can you sends me a real pretty picture?
PuddingPop:yes baby i will but not now okay cause my uncle is around so i cant use his phone for now okay
PuddingPop:but i will send you pics when he is out of the house hope you understand
TruckerJohn: Pudding Pop you is dispointing me you is. I'm sure you must has something for your Hussband!
PuddingPop:i do understand you my oscar ruitt
but you need to understand me baby
PuddingPop:and thats why i want to be with you in canada so my uncle will not find us
TruckerJohn: Aww I nkow Little Lady butt I is willing to do all this and you ain't corporating at all no how.
PuddingPop:oscar ruitt i know you are trying okay just give me some time okay i will send you as much pics as you want
PuddingPop:but i also want to be with you cause if i am with you,you are going to see me more and be close to my body all the time
TruckerJohn: Now I am liking that for sure I am Pudding Pop.
PuddingPop:oh yes my oscar ruitt love you so much and want to spend the rest of my life with you in your arms
TruckerJohn: That sure does sound reel good it does.
PuddingPop:oh okay
PuddingPop:so how are you going to help me out here oscar ruitt?
TruckerJohn: Well i spose I gotta nose how much monies you needs Pudding Pop then we can pays then School peoples.
PuddingPop:oscar ruitt i told you the amount before
TruckerJohn: Well it weren't much I rember butt how much Pudding Pop cause my memory ain't so good sometimes.
PuddingPop:well i could say evrything is 2.000$ cause i gess the school is a big one and a good one for your pop pudding to go to
TruckerJohn: That sounds reel reasonable but I guess they gets cheaper schooling in Canada cause I thinks they is Communists they are.
PuddingPop:oh i see
PuddingPop:so what are we going to do?
PuddingPop:since its high like this
TruckerJohn: Well i thinks I'll sell my house and spends it on you I will Pudding Pop.
TruckerJohn: Aww I'm saying that ain't much money butt i wants to be with you is all.
PuddingPop:oh okay my oscar ruitt
PuddingPop:so when are you planning on doing that oscar ruitt?
TruckerJohn: Now I thoughts you was ending me your Pretty Pictures you was.
PuddingPop:love i will send it to you okay
PuddingPop:my uncle is still around
PuddingPop:less just plan of the way am going to go away from his house and go to school and then u come get me
TruckerJohn: Well i spose but don't you has one Pretty Picture for your Hussband first. i gots needs you nose.
PuddingPop:not anyone here with me oscar ruitt
TruckerJohn: not getting you there Pudding Pop.
PuddingPop:oscar i told you that i will send you pics but not now okay
TruckerJohn: Well you done said rthat for days and that just ain't right Pudding Pop specially when I is doing alls I is doing for you.
PuddingPop:oscar ruitt yes i know but dont worri i will make it up to you this time okay i promise okay my love
TruckerJohn: When you gonna do that Little Lady?
PuddingPop:very soon once i snap a pics i will keep it for you and when you on here i will send it to u okay
TruckerJohn: I is asking when Pudding Pop and you ain't answering me no you ain't.
PuddingPop:oh okay i will do it when you are up from sleep okay my lovely oscar ruitt
TruckerJohn: Well I spose but you Promising cause you has lets me down before and I gots these urges. Aww speaking of urges I gotta goes and Water the Tires again can I has persimmon????
PuddingPop:oh okay you can
TruckerJohn: Aww Thanks I is needing to go real bad like Pudding Pop.
PuddingPop:okay be fast
TruckerJohn: Well I can't be rushing it cause that ain't right no it ain't!
PuddingPop:okay
TruckerJohn: Am back. Aww that was good it was!
PuddingPop:oh okay oscar ruitt
TruckerJohn: So what’s you doing now Pudding Pop?
PuddingPop:just here alone
TruckerJohn: Am here with you so we is lone together I spose we is.
PuddingPop:oh okay my lovely oscar ruitt
TruckerJohn: Well I best on Back on outta here Pudding Pop.
PuddingPop:so oscar ruitt what you doing now?
TruckerJohn: Well i is thinking of getting myself some Super I is.
PuddingPop:oh cool dear
TruckerJohn: Well I say love you and good night Pudding Pop.
PuddingPop:okay oscar ruitt
PuddingPop:but you have not say when you are going to put your house for sell?
TruckerJohn: Well i ain't talked to the Reel Estate Feller yet Pudding Pop so i don'ts nose much yet I don't.
PuddingPop:oh okay oscar ruitt
PuddingPop:when are you planning to talk to him?
TruckerJohn: Well I figured I'd call him in the morning and we can do some ciphering we can Pudding Pop.
PuddingPop:okay my lovely oscar ruitt
TruckerJohn: 10-4 Little Laddy.

Now I know that your average run of the Mill Lad doesn't want TruckerMan to but him a Car but C'mon I was offering up some Fine Product I was for sure for sure

Canyonero:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZeFDe44Ddo

6000 SUX:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl8mQhxhE_Q

Maybe next time I'll stick to Laptops or something a bit more appealing. Them Customs Fellers probably wouldn't be able to drive them Bad Boys into Communist Canada anyways let alone Oscar Ruitt. Might get seized at the Border eh?

Ginger if you are reading this; Welcome Back! Oh and Thanks for giving me that Cold by the Way! I knew I shouldn't have shared that Gawd Danged Beer with you....

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^That's what you get for stealin' my beer!
And thanks!

Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 5:07 am

^Well after tonight I feel like someone done Stole my Mojo and that ain't right no it ain't for sure for sure!

Dang it this was tough as I started out with three count em three Yahoo Lads and finally found a keeper I did By Gawd! So before I begin my Sordid tale of Visiting 'The Oasis" I must, at the very least show you just exactly how I am feeling at the this particular moment in my Life:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxJwP0izGgc

Why you ask? Well I spent close Eight Gazillion Hours getting an Account and a Possible Mule out of this Lad and it was an arduous task. Lucky for John he was Drunk throughout the entire session. Now I have not prettied up anything other than obscuring a few details so be warned this is er long:

Quote:

color=blue]TJ: Why you Buzzing me?
[/color]Scammer:hello my oscar ruitt
Scammer:oh sorry bye
TJ: Now don't gets Madds Pudding Pop now!
Scammer:you are not even giving me a kiss frist all you just said to me is that why are my bruzzing u
Scammer:thats bad of you
TJ: Aww that ain't bad it s justin that you makes me Flustercated is alls Pudding Pop.
Scammer:oh okay if you say so
TJ: So i is having me some beers cause its Friday!
Scammer:oh okay cool to know
Scammer:and i hope you are enjoying your self
TJ: Am having nicer times no you iss here I am too!!
Scammer:oh okay oscar ruitt
TJ: Yeah am dreaming of your sexifier Boddy am so! Puddling Pop.
Scammer:oh okay dear thats cool to know that
Scammer:so how was work today oscar ruitt
TJ: It was a good day it was and profitably nicer and alls that it was Pudding Pop.
Scammer:oh i see okay thats cool to know that oscar ruitt
TJ: Biggers news the agert Fellr gota offeron the House he did Pudding Pop.
Scammer:oh really?
Scammer:woooooow thats a great news oscar ruitt
TJ: Yes itts true Little Lady its darned true and good Puuding Pop!
Scammer:okay my love
Scammer:so when is the buyer coming to see the house and to pay to u oscar ruitt?
TJ: Well he sawing its today he done did and putts offerins and I likes but not signed nutting no hows.
Scammer:oh okay oscar ruitt
Scammer:so when is he planning to pay you for the house oscar ruitt?
TJ: Darlink Pudding Pop the boyers offering 230 but I don'ts nose if goods.
Scammer:hello oscar ruitt are you there?
TJ: Am here Pudding Pop.
Scammer:so why you not answering my questiong my love?
TJ: Wells I gots an offerand then take sitt from there I is anwered okay?
Scammer:oh i dont understand that my lovely husband
TJ: Aww am sorry lets me splain.
TJ: Thiss feller he loked at my huse and said he pay 230 but i wass axing more and mite wnats to counter top hiss offering for more monies Puddin gPop and then I getts loyts.
Scammer:so tell me when you get the house off oscar ruitt?
TJ: I sure wills but I was wanting 275 sos yu sees where we iss ats Pudding Pop??
Scammer:oh okay oscar ruitt
just collect anyone he have okay so we can move on okay oscar ruitt
TJ: I thinks I can gets Us 250 and then somes too Pudding Pop.gf
TJ: that lots of money for u and me in Canda
Scammer:oh okay so when are you going to get the money from him oscar ruitt?
TJ: Littel Lady you ain't lissening to me none ats ill heres. I tries again but gives me minute cause I needs yer Persommon to goes and has a Pee Ok?
Scammer:okay go but be fast about it okay
TJ: Why u always rushingly me when I needs to hang the hog Pudding Pop?.?
Scammer:cause i dont like to miss talking to you for even a minite
TJ: Am back thanks you for letting me takes care of bizness.
Scammer:are you there?
Scammer:oh okay oscar ruitt
TJ: I sure am feeling betterer now Puddin gPop.
Scammer:oh okay thats good
TJ: So lets me splain the Reel Estade things oK?
Scammer:okay
TJ: So this Feller looks at house and lcks it lots And well yu is getting that iss you?
Scammer:yes i am
TJ: So he offerings up 230 but I was assing more kay?
Scammer:oh okay
TJ: So I cans says yeah I take it but he may bee gives more too huhh?
Scammer:do u mean you want to take the prize?
TJ: Ain't gettering yous there Puddin gPopps.
Scammer:i said are you saying yes with him for 230 or what?
TJ: I iss thinking but s maybe he pats more too huh.?
Scammer:oh okay now i understand you
TJ: Yeah maybe 250 then we iss rolling in the doh cause we be married too huh?
Scammer:oh yes my oscar ruitt
TJ: You understanding my meaning?
Scammer:but remember i need to pay money for my school i told you about oscar ruitt
Scammer:yes my husband i do understand you
TJ: I sure nose thats Puddin gPops and has that monely but you gotsat a member that I getting more toad and good
Scammer:oscar ruitt i dont get u come again
TJ: Aww sirry Pp hey that funy but I gots your schools money but we be rich too.
Scammer:oh okay oscar ruitt
Scammer:and hope you have not forget the amount of it my husband
TJ: I am drinkling and forgots noe but wrote it downs so okey and tooks $3000 outs today too I didn Pudding Pop.
Scammer:3000 for what?
TJ: for you it is cause you iss deserving Pudding Pop and I luvs yu sdossooo much!!1
Scammer:oh love you to oscar ruitt
TJ: Am moralious now eh?wanting to sexy pics cause i is
Scammer:wait let me send u okay
TJ: Thats a Big 10-4 Pudin Pope.
Scammer:did you see the pics oscar ruitt?
TJ: I sees one litely one but its cuter is
Scammer:did you see this now?
TJ: Ohh yeah I sure does and youmgots some jangler in yer belly butern too!!
Scammer:do you like it?
Scammer:cause when i am true with school coming to see u i will put it on
TJ: It is reel nice yu has some pretest eys! wowwwooo!!!!
Scammer:oh thats oscar ruitt
Scammer:so can you send me your pics?
TJ: Aww well i ain'ts gots toom many but sents them to yu already ain't I did Pudding Pop but I checks too Litle Girl with big uns!
Scammer:yes you did but i do want to always see you my husband
TJ: Didnts I sends yu my pictures Ithot I done so?! I did puddinGPoP
Scammer:oh okay
Scammer:love you so much my lovely oscar ruitt
TJ: Aww I was hopping to sees more of Ur prettset too cause i luvs my wives like a good mrmn I do! Pud
Scammer:oh love you to oscar ruitt
TJ: I feels like a King I does too
TJ: pudding Pop
Scammer:woooooooow i also feel like a queen now oscar ruitt
TJ: Hail to the King Baby!
Scammer:love you
so oscar when are you planning to get done with the house?
TJ: Aww I thought you waz gonna says Hail to the Kink I was PuDDing POP
Scammer:oh hail to the king
TJ: Aww yu is the Sweatest Little Lad I ever did meat.
Scammer:you are also the sweetest oscar ruitt i have also ever meat
TJ: So what else pretty cans yu tells me cause I is mc Loving it PuDING Pope??
Scammer:i just want to let you know that you are going to be the father of my kidss very soon
TJ: Loking at yur picture I thinks that'd be Piles of Fun weren't its being!
Scammer:and am going to become your wife also
Scammer:dont get you oscar ruitt
TJ: Aww nd I letting you plans oar Weeding and has specialist day too.
TJ: I was saying itllbe funn making baies wit a perty gal likes yu I was
Scammer:yes honey its going to be lovely and fun
TJ: Piles of funn iss.
Scammer:yes oscar ruitt its also going to be fun make you be the love of my life
TJ: nad littel babbies ttoo!
TJ: Aww I gotta go and Piss agin gives me a sec???
Scammer:yes oscar ruitt
Scammer:okay oscar ruitt
Scammer:are you done
TJ: Just Zippering up my pants I iss.
TJ: okly I is bac. Pudding POPP
TJ: That sure din felt good!!!
Scammer:oh okay my husband
Scammer:oh okay oscar ruitt
Scammer: so tell me my husband
Scammer:when are you going to get the house out
Scammer:cause we dont have much time to be together
TJ: Wells it depens on when I settles alls and all i sposen Puddin gPop. id does ok!?
Scammer:oh like what do you want to settle oscar ruitt?
TJ: Pudling Pop that deepens whens if I takes that offerings it dous.
Scammer:oh okay my oscar ruitt
Scammer:but remember that i need to pay for my school before next week monday my husband
TJ: Am thinking next week I is and then we be libving in lapps of luxury and you can gets wahts you id deserving too.
Scammer:oh like what do you deserving oscar ruitt
TJ: Babby Chile Iwas saying you gets all thats coming to yu I is and lots more toos. Sorry am getting drinksy sa butt ma ger
Scammer:oh okay oscar ruitt
TJ: So I iss still lookingat this perty picture bn but wants to see specail pictue fer me nd only me ok.?.
Scammer:i will like for you to stop drinking okay so you can talk to me well
TJ: Well i iss behind thtas now cause was downat the Oasis cause I gots friends fkr low placers too.
Scammer:oh okay my lovely oscar ruitt
TJ: And am gettsing all horned i iss toe! Pudding POP>>!
Scammer:so by what time next week will you get done with the house agreement my lovely oscar ruitt?
TJ: wells drinking and maybe talks it buy Thusady latersr hopping too anyhow PuDing POP/
Scammer:but oscar ruitt i told you that the school want me to make the school payment by monday morning my husband
TJ: Sos \I was teekling that hads $3000 her wit me now I does Pudding Pop.
Scammer:i dont understand u
TJ: Well I gots cash here in my hands I dos Little LAdy.
Scammer:do you mean you have cash in your hand there?
TJ: sure does mam and its yours it is.
Scammer:oh okay oscar ruitt
Scammer:so are you saying you are going to send me the money on monday so i pay for the school?
TJ: I is saying hell yup I wills ! Do cause you is my wife.
Scammer:oh okay my oscar ruitt
Scammer:so how then are you going to send the money to me my lovely oscar ruitt?
TJ: I thinkin that maybe Sunday iss good scuase not busy and alls ok?
Scammer:oh okay i see
Scammer:do you mean you go to the bank to send the money on sunday my husband
TJ: I sure does iss that goods.?
Scammer:are you sure that banks do open on sundays?
why dont you go tommorrow
Scammer:?
TJ: Well I ites too if I is feeling good I spose but i wanted to clean up and mow the garss too.
Scammer:do you say you are going to go and send it in the morning tomorrow or what?
TJ: I thinks I can for sure Little Lady.
Scammer:oh okay my husband
Scammer:so how will you send it oscar ruitt?
TJ: Well i is thinking firstly Is wanting to see you pretty picturing body hmm.\
Scammer:dont worry i will be with you for xmas oscar ruitt and u are going to have me all to your self okay
TJ: Aww am hornering bad and needs your loving cause yu is my Wifey too huh>/
Scammer:yes my lovely husband
TJ: I loves yu and your nice big Boblies
Scammer:thanks my husband love you to
Scammer:so tell me should i give you my uncle detals acount so you send it to him and then he will pay the fess to the school
TJ: Yes Ma'am you should cause I can saves this and then gets crackling in mourning.
Scammer:okay oscar ruitt
Scammer:i wii be back in a mint okay
Scammer:let me get his info okay
TJ: 10-4 PufDing POP!
Scammer:baby wait i want to call my uncle to ask him if he could go to the bank tomorrow
TJ: I'm here Baby Dol and luvers yu!
Scammer:okay my love
Scammer:baby are you ther
TJ: Am her PuDinG Pop Iis.
Scammer:baby i just call my uncle who you can send the money to is can easily to he is not two that is work
Scammer:send it throght western union to him
TJ: I needering his bankeringncaus ethats hiw we is sedding ok?
Scammer:baby did you not have western over there baby , it easy to send money
TJ: well I has heard off them butts tyey is not reel safe so we wants to makes sure yu gets your money and all PuDing Pop/.
Scammer:what do you mean ?
TJ: Well them places is kinda bad we needs your Bankerings infrs and then i nose yu gets tur $3000.
Scammer:so my oscar ruitt how do you want to send it to me my lovely husband
TJ: well gets me a Bank accountn and then i can takes care of yu I will and quick like tii I will Pudding Pop.
Scammer:oh okay baby i will call my uncle again now okay
TJ: Thanx you Pudding Pop/
Scammer:baby wait my uncle is trying to get me his bank info okay
Scammer:love you so so much oscar ruitt
TJ: Aww I sure loves yuo too pudding Pop1
Scammer:aby a m on it okay
just that my uncle is still trying to get his bank info okay
TJ: Am here Puddin Pop i iss and loving you more every minutes I is away from yuo too!
Scammer:love you more my oscar ruitt
TJ: Yu is sweet..s sorry drunkis
Scammer:baby my uncle said the only way for him to get the money is for you to send the money true westan union
TJ: Whhat ? Now that ain none how cause i sends to bnk $3000 I does and tom orrowtoo.
Scammer:i dont understand you oscar ruitt
TJ: well \i is going to the Bank in the Mournings and needs a account or I wels sorry drinkis but makes sure you gets money!!!! Luv you so much!
Scammer:love you to baby
Scammer:but i will love for you to send it true westen union
TJ: Aw Darling i wants yu to gets your momney safe and secure cause you deserves it. I cares too muching for oyu not to get what you is needing.
Scammer:yes baby i do understand you my oscar ruitt
Scammer:but you sending the money true westan union will be fast and safe trust me oscar ruitt
TJ: Aww Honey Gsl I just don'ts trust that pleeze I knows how to give you your money. I gotta slow down cause getting drunkerer.
Scammer:oh okay baby
Scammer:but use the westan union or money grand cause its safe there
TJ: Honny No I ain't gonna cause I knows how thm works yu gets me account and I sends money early on Saturday I husbandwiill. Please belissening to your
Scammer:oh okay my love i do understand you baby
Scammer:okay let me talk to my uncle to send me the accout info okay ,y lovely oscar ruitt
TJ: I loves yu so much,. does!
Scammer:love you to my husband
Scammer:so tell me what time are you going to send me the money and when are you going to be going to the bank?
TJ: I thinks they opens at none Pudding Pop
Scammer:oh okay baby
Scammer:and i hope you are going to send it
TJ: Sure am Puddin gPop.
Scammer:okay my husband
Scammer:wait my uncle is still getting the bank info okay
BUZZ!!!
TJ: I'm here Pudding Pop. No needs buzzering okWr Luv?
Scammer:okay my lovely wife
TJ: wife?
Scammer:oh i mean my husband
Scammer:are you already sleeping
TJ: Aww I is here just dreaming bout yu I is!!!cant sleeps when thinkin that no
Scammer:oh okay my oscar ruitt
TJ: I loves yu soo muc much and that aint the drink tlaking neither no how.
Scammer:oh okay my lovely husband
TJ: I likes that sure does.
Scammer:i will love you forever
Scammer:you are my joy and happyness oscar ruitt
TJ: Aww w sames here Puddin gPop.!
Scammer:baby dont be angry okay my uncle is getting the bank info okay
Scammer:love you okay
TJ: I ain't angry no hoe Darkling I iss hear wit you anf thats impoertant it is.
Scammer:oh okay baby love you so so much and cant wait o meet you and be your wife okay
TJ: Yu is already my Wife cept not giving you no rinf I d Spose!! I gives you nive big diamond I will!!!
Scammer:oh really?
wooow thats lovely and sweet baby
TJ: Well you is gonna bee my Queen an I be your kink tto so you is deserving!
Scammer:oh yes oscar ruitt you make me happy always
Scammer:and i am going to be yours forever
Scammer:till the end of time
TJ: That sur iss Spercial!
Scammer:so baby when are you going to get to the man that wants to buy the house baby?
TJ: Well I is metting that agent Feller tomotow too so I shuds find out s reel sokn1
Scammer:oh okay my lovely oscar ruitt
Scammer:so after you getting the house sold
Scammer:what are your plans
TJ: Ilans on moing sure you is taken care of real good like plus yur family might needs some hepls but we can disgust thta firther wheni aint so drunkl. Pudding Pop.
Scammer:oh okay my lovely sweet oscar ruitt
and hope you are sure yo have the money with you over there my husband
TJ: I gots it rite hear wit me Pudding Pop in my hands loking noe I dos! Aww I loves yu.
Scammer:oh okay baby love you to so much my lovely wife
Scammer:husband
TJ: Why yu keecalling me funny names but Iunstands I does
Scammer:oh its just a mistake baby
Scammer:okay lovely you so much my lovely oscar ruitt
TJ: Am I yut King?
Scammer:yes oscar ruitt you are the only king in my heart
TJ: I iss drunken and sorry caude i tries ti be Gentle mans but yu got sexy pictue a cuae I needs tomsee youse snd I am lobinv men loving yu.
Scammer:baby you are drunk
Scammer:i dont like you being like this
TJ: Am sorry. cause nots wanted to piss you on I just luving u sorry,
Scammer:oh okay baby
i will give you the account in no time now okay
Scammer:my uncle is trying to get it out soon okay
TJ: Aww thats goddly Puddin gPop it iss !1 Sorry for being Drunken butt I love yu know?
Scammer:love you to baby
TJ: Yu gots any perty pictus caue I is all excitedbut s Drink
Scammer:baby i have get the account info now
TJ: Am heres
Scammer:but i want to collect it true and doawload okay
TJ: Ain't understa nding ????
Scammer:i mean i have my uncle bank info now
TJ: Oh well if you give me itts then /i can goes to /bank in Morning I will for you my Lover Gal.
Scammer:baby thats the accout info of my uncle so you accept it okay
TJ: I aint seeing nothing Puddin Pop?
BUZZ!!!
TJ: m here.
Scammer:i send you a photo shear cleck accept okay and u see the info
TJ: Honey hters noting here I sees I can accepts but its not here.
TJ: Pudding I needs ot go use the bathroom bad can I fo gor goes?
Scammer:okay oscar ruitt be fast about it okay
TJ: 10-4 I gotas go bad!!!!
Scammer:do you want to wire the money to my uncle accout or what?
BUZZ!!!
Scammer:HERE IS THE INSTITUTION NO.:0809
TJ: Am bacc I don't has the account can yu types it out?
Scammer:HONEY HERE IS THE BANK DETAI L GOT FROM MY UNCLE
Scammer:HERE IS THE INSTITUTION NO.:0809
BRANH NO: xxx ACCOUNT NO: xxx
Scammer:ACCOUNT NAME: VICTIM
Scammer:MENBER ADDRESS xxx ABBOTSFORD BC
TJ: Darlling i gots it but wats /bank name cause they might ask me?
Scammer:ENVISION FINANCIAL
Scammer:YOU GOT IT NOW HONEY
TJ: I thinksI gots all I needs i does but wnats to see yu all preetyy now.
Scammer:WHAT DO YOU MEAN HONEY ? BY PREETYY NOW
TJ: Well i was wantings to see some perty pictues iss all cause yu my wife.x
Scammer:YES MY SWEET HUSBAND IS YOUR RIGHT TO SEE THEN OKAY
Scammer:BUT TEEL I CAN SEND YOU SOME TO SEE THEM
TJ: Aww U sure can for me onlyier??
Scammer:I SEND YOU SOME I HAVE IN MY PC RIGHT NOW CAUSE I HAVE TO PUT SOME IN MY PC TODAY FOR YOU MY LOVE
TJ: Aww yur Sperial.
Scammer:REALLY YES FOR YOU
TJ: Am waitering Pudding Pop.
Scammer:OKAY HONEY , ACCEPT MY PICTURE SO CAN SEE MY PICTURE WHEN IS COME HONEY
TJ: I aint been seeing nuttinh ?? Huh?
Scammer:HERE IT COME AGAIN
Scammer:ACCEPT HONEY
TJ: I aint geting that option try honety va cause I gotd neds.
Scammer:OR YOU GIVE YOUR EMAIL AGAIN I WILL GET TO YOU EMAIL OKAY , WIKK THAT BE OKAY HONEY ?
TJ: That be nice Pudding Pop. [email protected] it iss Babby.
Scammer:OKAY HONEY , I WILL DO THAT WITH MY PC BABY
Scammer:HONEY TEL ME WHAT TIME WILL YOU SEND THE MONEY TOMORROW BECAUSE MY UNCL JUST ASK MY THAT HONEY
TJ: Well I should be there botu tenI thinks you send spictues yet ? I love you!!!
Scammer:THAT IS WHAT I AM DOING NOW HONEY I AM TRYING TO OPEN MY PC NOW IT REALLY SLOW HONEY OKAY
TJ: Ok Iam hear Pudding Pop.
Scammer:BUT IN THE OTHER HAND I REALLY WANT KNOW THE TIME BECAUSE HE WILL GOING OUT TMORROW MORNING
TJ: wel i dones tid yu bout 9 I did.
Scammer:OKAY HONEY
Scammer:TELL IN CANDE YOU ARE SO I CAN TELL MY UNCLE MORE ABOUT YOU MHONEY
TJ: I aints geting u?? Pudding \pop yuo send sthem pciutrs and then we talks ok???
Scammer:I WILL WANT COME THERE TO SPEND SOME TIME WITH YOU HONEY
Scammer:THAT IS WHAT I AM WORKING ON MY LOVE
TJ: I undersyandingh dI luv you! Pudling Pop am i yu King?
Scammer:WHAT YOU MEAN HONEY?
TJ: I meansing am /i YOUR KING?
Scammer:HAHAHA YES
Scammer:I LOVE YOU HONE
Scammer:HONEY CAN YOU SEND ME PICTUREE THRIUGH HERE MY DEAR
Scammer:BECAUSE MY EMAIL IS NOT OPEN HER MY DEAR
TJ: Yu is sposed to demns me pictures noe youmisn;t?????
Scammer:BUT I TRY TO SEND YOU PICTURE HERE YOU KEEP SAYING YOU CAN SEE IT WHY ?
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
TJ: wel, there aint nuttn here ther aint yu needs to sends me invitr esyou does.
Scammer:I SEND YOU PIC NOW MY LOVE DID YOU GET IT ?
TJ: wher eu donesend it I aint seing nottong and u gmail mye?

So Lad is still with me as is the Blooming Idiot but all in all I think I was a Gentleman:

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Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 5:07 am

Beware of Doog:

Quote:

TJ: Hi baby.
Little Lady:hello oscar ruitt
Little Lady:missed you so much
TJ: Puddin gPop I was looking for you earlier I was.
Little Lady:h okay oscar ruitt
Little Lady:so how you doing today my lovely husband
TJ: AM WELL HUNG over I is.
Little Lady:okay oscar ruitt
Little Lady:so baby did you send the money you promise to?
TJ: I sure enuf did gets to the Bank I did Pudding Pop.
Little Lady:so have you send it my husband
to my uncle?
TJ: Yes Ma'am I sends it to that account you gives me I did.
Little Lady:and did you got the info right
Little Lady:oh okay my husband
Little Lady:can i now call my uncle to find out?
TJ: Well I tooks whats you sends me I did Pudding Pop.
Little Lady:okay when you got to the bank what did the bank say to u about the account info
TJ: Well they tooks my money and said thanks you has a nice day they did.
Little Lady:oh okay my love
TJ: Why you asking?
Little Lady:so are you sure there are going to send it down to my uncle account?
TJ: Well I gives them the monet they better do it Pudding Pop.
Little Lady:oh okay my husband love you so so much
Little Lady:so what time did you want to the bank to do such baby
Little Lady:?
TJ: Aww I was there bout 10 Little Lady.
Little Lady:oh okay my lovely oscar ruitt
Little Lady:love u
Little Lady:so did there give you any info about the sending
TJ: What you meaning Pudding Pop?
Little Lady:baby i mean did the bank people give you any information about how my uncle is going to get the money oscar ruitt?
TJ: Well thye said it would be bout three business days they figured Pudding Pop.
Little Lady:oh do you mean that the money is going to get to my uncle in the next 3 days or what
TJ: Well that’s what I'm figuring Baby Dill.
Little Lady:oh okay i pray there pay the money into his account in 3days time okay
TJ: Well I don't thinks Preying will do any good Pudding Pop.
Little Lady:oh really
Little Lady:why do you say so my oscar ruitt?
TJ: Well it is sent so all is going likes you planned it is Pudding Pop.
Little Lady:oh okay my lovely husband
Little Lady:i want to go and atend to some one at the door baby
Little Lady:i will be back in the next 5mint okay
TJ: 10-4. Baby Darkling.
Little Lady:love you my lovely oscar ruitt
Little Lady:how much did you send my love?
Little Lady:oscar ruitt are you there?
Little Lady:oscar ruitt
TJ: Am here. Say Hail to the King Baby!
Little Lady:hail to the king
TJ: My Pudding Pop that is nice it is.
Little Lady:so baby how you doing today
TJ: Am Well Hung over but okay I spose.
Little Lady:love you so much baby
Little Lady:so what time did you came back from the bank
TJ: Same here I is still Dreaming of your Pretty Picture I is!
Little Lady:oh oscar ruitt u the best man in the hole world
Little Lady:and i love u so so much
TJ: Aww I loves you too Little Lady!
Little Lady:so baby tell me what time did you get back from the bank
TJ: Bout 11 I is thinking wasn't too late cause I still caught Wrassling on the TV I did.
Little Lady:oh okay my oscar ruitt
Little Lady:so how much did you then now send to my uncle
TJ: Well I done wrote it last night but I thougths it was 3 Grand weren't it?
Little Lady:oh i dont understand you oscar ruitt
TJ: Three Thousand it was weren't it Pudding Pop?
Little Lady:oh okay my lovely husband
Little Lady:hello baby are you there
TJ: Am here Pudding Pop.
BUZZ!!!
Little Lady:baby accept i want to send pics to u
Little Lady:oh you are so lovely my oscar ruitt
Little Lady:so baby tell me did you here from the man that want to buy your house today my oscar ruitt?
TJ: Well I was talking to the Agent and gaves him a counter offering I did.
Little Lady:what offer did you give to him my husband oscar ruitt?
TJ: Well Pudding Pop I said 260 or no deal I did.
Little Lady:hello my husband
Little Lady:the network is bad
TJ: AWW that’s a shame Little Lady.
Little Lady:yes baby
Little Lady:but i have fixs that
Little Lady:i gess
TJ: I ain't getting you Pudding Pop.
Little Lady:i said the network is now good
Little Lady:so we talk now
TJ: That sure is nice it is.
Little Lady:yes my lovely oscar ruitt
Little Lady:so baby what are your plans for the house
TJ: Well if this Feller comes close then I sells I does.
Little Lady:oh okay my husband
so how is work going baby?
TJ: Well am off til Monday I is Pudding Pop.
Little Lady:oh yes baby i love that you need to rest for some days
Little Lady:my oscar ruitt
TJ: Well thta sure is sweatt is!
Little Lady:yes my husband
Little Lady:so baby tell me what are you doing now
Little Lady:and were are you now?
TJ: Am at home just me and Sgt Yorkie.
Little Lady:who is sgt yorkie baby?

TJ: Well thats my little seat cushion and compadre that is!
Little Lady:oh okay oscar ruitt
Little Lady:so what country are you in now my oscar ruitt?
TJ: The US of A where'd you thinking I was?
Little Lady:i was thinking that you were off for drive cause you may be driving to another country for work baby
TJ: Oh I gotcha. Well I sometimes goes to that there Mexico and Canada but was confused.
Little Lady:oh okay baby
TJ: So you ain't said nothing bout Sgt. Yorkie. Don't you like Dogs?
Little Lady:and are you sure the money will get to my uncle in canada?
Little Lady:well yes i do love dogs
Little Lady:but dont have any for now
TJ: Aww every one needs a furry Little Friend they does Pudding Pop.
Little Lady:i dont get you oscar ruitt
TJ: Dog is Great, Dog is Grand what part of this don’t you Understand Pudding Pop?
Little Lady:yes i do want dog
TJ: Dog is the answer to all of lifes troublings. Dog sees all, Dog knows all then Dog pisses on the floor when you ain’t looking he does.
Little Lady:oh okay baby
Little Lady:yes bay dogs are doog!
Little Lady:so baby tell me are yhou sure that the money you send to my uncle will get to him?
Little Lady:in the next three busnisse day?
TJ: Coarse am sure why yu wondering Pudding Pop?

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