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Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2013 9:32 pm

So I had this lovely turd that I call Bloom contact me a few days ago on FMF. She hasn’t given me a piggy…yet. But she will… yup yup!

http://www.fishmeetfish.com/profile/LUUKING

ipTRACKERonline.com wrote:

Header Analysis Quick Report Originating IP: 197.251.169.162 Originating ISP: Vodafone Ghana City: Accra Country of Origin: Ghana * For a complete report on this email header goto ipTRACKERonline

The pics used appear to be that of a porn star. Given that her name is Private School Jewel, I’ll post an edited version.

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So nice to hear from u Andy well am , called Kelly Blooms , born and rise at USA, Arizona, phoenix ,32ys old ....am nurse as profession ,,I work for United Nation of America but am now here in ghana having my service here as nurse ...Well ur age is not aproblem to me Andy well , Am now on vacation now and we can plan to meet if only u wish to happen ...Am seeking for a man with good sense of humor and also passionate as same ...Am ready to tell u anything about me am open like book ...I have been lonely for so many yrs ..Am now seeking for the perfect to be with ...it really hurt to be lonely ...
Looking back to hear from u soon ..
Kelly

Hello Bloom!

You sound like a very nice girl! And I love that you are a nurse. Do you work for a doctor or hospital? I own a pawn shop. It's a very fun lucrative business! HOw did you happen to go all the way from Phoenix to Ghana? That must be like a different world! Tell me more about you.

Love,
Andy

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Hi , Andy , how are u doing? well it so nice to hear from u soon . Actually am there to have my service over there and now on vacation we can plan to meet dear ....Well i work for as Nursery nurse in the hospital i take care of new born babies , feeding and also help in when having surgery ....It so nice to hear that u own shop dear ....Am actually seeking for perfect man to be with , man with good sense if humor and also humble , honest, faithful ....I guess we do have alot in common ,,,And i can't wait to see u ANDY, u seems to be so caring , and also trustful man that i can go out with....

Looking back to hear from u soon ..
Kelly

My Pretty Bloom,

I am doing great, how are you? I was excited to see your message this morning. I think it's great that you are a nursery nurse! Babies are so fun!

I would love to be able to meet you some day! When do you get back to Phoenix? I have been there before and I wouldn't mind going there again. I want you to know that you can trust me! I am not here to break any hearts. I need a tru companion that won't hurt me either. Well I must go for now. I hope to hear from you very soon!

Love,
Andy

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So nice to meet u Andy , well i think we can be together from this moment , u seems to be so passionate and caring man , This is kind of man i want to be with ...i really need to see u in person and see what the future unfold ...I would be glad to to see u and see what happen next in future ....U are so honest and and faithful as ....I hate being far from you but we can make it happen if only u wish to happen so ...Am sincere to tell u anything details about me ...

Looking back to hear from u soon ...
Love u ..

You never know what the future will hold!! But you didn't answer my question dear, when do you get back to Phoenix? If your term is almost up will you be going straight back home. So how was your work today? Did you get to hold any new babies?

Love,
Andy

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So nice to hear from u quick ...Well am now on vacation and off from work now ..we can plan to meet if only u want to see me in person ....i don;t actually when i will be back in the state ...But i can come over there just only to see u on person ......So when did u want as to meet? Am just be honest to u ....

My Lovely Bloom,

Of course I would love to meet you!!! I'd love nothing more then to show you my pawn shop and my home! Where are you on vacation at?

Love,,
Andy

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Hello, dear ..How are u doing? Hope u are doing great ...as am doing here ..Am now lonely as u know already am having my vacation here in Ghana, Accra ,,,Am i was home feeling lonely and also loveless dear ....So when did u want as to meet dear ...i guess i can make it this weekend so that we can share our life together and also be with ....Forever ...

Can' wait to see u in person Andy ..
Love
Kelly ..

My Fragrant Bloom,

I'm sorry love, I thought perhaps that you were vacationing away from Ghana. Don't be lonely or feel loveless honey. I'm here for you now so you won't need to worry about that ever again.

As for meeting, you know I want to! We haven't thought this out well yet though. I'd really like you to stay with me as long as possible. Is there anyway you can just move here instead of just visit?

I've attached some photos for you. Can't wait to hear from you!
Love,
Andy

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Hello, Andy , How are un doing ? Hoping that u are doing great ....Dear am so glad that i want to see me in person and have quality life with u ...Distance is does not break up any relationship what i need is honest and sincere to each other ..Baby now what i need is now is to get my visa so that i can get the chance to the state ......baby can u pls tell me when did u want me to come over ........Because am so in hurry to see u in person with all ur caring and faithful to me...U really deserved me and also complete me life fully ...

Looking back to hear from u soon ..
Love
Kelly

Dear Bloom,

I hope you're having a good day! I'm so excited that you've decided to come see me! But are you coming for a visit or to move here with me permanently? And what about Granny?

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Hello, Andy ...well am having a good day here thinking about you ...well am going to stay permanently what did u think dear it's going to aproblem to you ...dear ..well now i need to contact the USA embassy for my Visa now ..

Baby Bloom,
Wow honey that's great news! Go ahead on Monday and contact the embassy. I'm sure it'll be a smooth process to get you the visa.

What did Granny say? Mmmmmmmmmm I can't wait to have that lovely ass snuggled up against me!

Love,
Your Andy

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Well dear i was able to contact them right here ..So that they can make everything possible if probably Monday ...But there was a problem here ..Baby ...Granny said come over so that i can see u and have quite time with u ....lol ............lol...............lol...............

My Bloom,

That's great news! Who is going to take care of her while you're gone? I hope she will be ok.

I'm glad you were able to get some infor from the embassy. What did they have to say? What's the problem?

Love,
BJ

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Baby , I was able to get the information from the embassy the problem is that ....I was able to afford half of the money for my visa and my ticket,,....What i need is support so that i can get to the state as soon as possible ....Dear that is the problem am facing here love .....If am able to get the full money i will in that probably Tuesday morning right ...And i would be expecting to come and pick me up from the airpor...Granny will be alright here i have work mate who is going to take care of her
LOVE U ...

Bloom.

Dear that shouldn't be a problem. Let me know how much you need. Would it be better if I spoke with someone at the embassy? I need to make sure they're doing this right.

I'm sorry I can't email more. My shop was broken into last night. The fucking thieves smashed the jewelry cases and took about 1.5 million dollars worth of stuff. This is going to cause me a lot of problems.
I'll email when I can.

Love,
your Andy!

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Hello Andy , how are u doing dear? well am so sorry to heard that thieves broke up ur store ...Well i don't need much to get to the state ...Am sorry dear i don't have cell phone to contact u ..I guess i just need $300 for my Visa and my ticket so that i can get to the state and joined u there and take of the shop .....I will be ur security for shop and i will ensure that nobody broke up in ..............lollllllllllllllll.............lolllllllllll..............

Bloom,

The son of a bitchers even stoled my cash register! They shot out all my security cameras and actually shat in the middle of the showroom floor! I am absofuckinglutely pissed off right now!!!!!

I'm sorry baby. I know I shouldn't speak like that around you. I can't help it this time. The police are still here fingerprinting and taking DNA and RNA samples. This has been so exhausting. And I have to close the store until I can get all of the glass in the store replaced. It's such a shame that people would steal from others. Seriously, they should get out and get a real job like the rest of us Americans instead of robbing a hard working man like myself!

OK, I think I've calmed down a little now. Thank you so much for being my clavicle to cry on! Shit, the detective needs to talk at me again. Send me the bank account details and I'll send the money you need tomorrow.
I love you baby!

Love,
Andy

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Baby am really sorry to hear this ,,,pls can u send it through western union i think is gonna be best ,,u let me know when u are going to send it so that i can be online and received the information ...The is much different from here ...baby u lets me know the time u are going to send so that i can be here tomorrow until morning dear pls ....okay ..I can't wait to be with u and a company in all your things u are going to do baby ....okay ...

And then:

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What is ur time now

And in the middle of the night:

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Hello, baby how are u doing pls u just send me the information so that i can used to redraw the money right ...Am still here waiting for to write ma back ..pls ..

And this morning:

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Hello my, How are u today and How is ur night? I am missing u so much, you have been on my mind all night and this morning. You are so special to me and i cant wait to be in ur arms. I want to take good care of u and make u so much happy all the time. Tell me, Can u send the VISA fee through western union money transfer so that i can get it and travel to u? reply me and let me know. Kiss u. bye

Bloom,

Baby I'm sorry I wasn't at the computer to see all of your emails. The police were questioning me until 4:00 in the morning. They think I had something to do with the breakin! They think that I did it for the insurance money. Can you believe that shit? They finally let me go because they don't have the evidence yet. They told me not to leave the county. I don't know why they think I would. Or how I could.

They're watching me now. There's a black car parked outside my house. Dear God I don't know what I'm going to do! I wish you were here so I could get a hug cause I could sure use one right now! Honey, I can't go to any western onion or anything like that. They'll think I'm laundering money and arrest me! I can send a transfer request to my bank though from my computer. Go ahead and give me your bank account so I can send it today. And hurry because I have to meet the detectives at the shop in a little while. They might arrest me. I've never gone to jail hun. I'm terrified!

Love,
Your Andy

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Hello my love, I am very happy and good now that i read from u. I was so feeling so bad and scared when i did not read from you. I thought something has happened to u. I am feeling happy now. My love, the police must know its ur own shop and u cannot steat from ur shop. Its really bad that some people can do such bad things to a fellow man. Its so hurtless and bad. my dear, I wish I am there with u my dear. I dont have an account here. I can only get access to western union money transfer/ moneygram or Ria money transfer. You just need my name and address. No bank account my dear. I have got the VISA forms with me now. I will fill it up when u send the money and then i get the visa and come to u. I am waiting for ur reply. I miss u

Baby you're not understanding how things work here! I pay for some insurance on my shop that's worth about 5 million dollars. So they think I stole the stuff and hid it so I can claim the money! I didn't baby, I swear! The son of a bitchers! If I find out who fucked me over I will kill them!! Not only did they shit on the floor, they spray painted the walls and it looks like they put some kind of goopy stuff into the hard drives of the computers. I don't get it. I have to figure out who has it in for me!

I can't do anything right now with the detectives on my tail. I guess it's better then being watched by whoever did this shit to my store. I'm sorry hun. I'm exhausted. Between trying to clean up the shop and dealing with the detectives I've gotten almost no sleep.

I need to gets you here more then ever now. You have to go open a bank account. It should be easy as cake. You don't want your man to go to jail do you?
I love you baby! Email back soon!
Love,
Andy

Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:14 pm

Someone has created a Monster! GTmama wrote:

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She hasn’t given me a piggy…yet. But she will… yup yup!

Your Hunger for Swine knows no bounds!

BUT Wait a minute you have Private School Jewel? Dang I was supposed to Marry her a while back but things went awry….since I am the Master of the Thread Hijack, I thought I’d pass this on:

Mals sees Hubba Hubba Picture:

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Boy you sure sound interesting.

Jewel responds:

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Thanks for your respond, am not guy so next you write me use my name Lisa

Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:27 pm

oscarpiles wrote:

Someone has created a Monster!

Just look at my piggy down there. He's so alone and sad! I hope he forks over the pork!

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Thanks for your respond, am not guy so next you write me use my name Lisa

Ouch! He musta been PMSing! I'm gonna work that in somehow and see if I get the same response.

Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2013 11:59 pm

Piggies are addicting....

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2013 1:55 am

It cracks me up when they try to cuss.

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Hello, baby am so glad to hear from u soon ....Baby am really sorry that u found urself in search situation .....Am really sorry dear ..i guess i need to get the money soon ..So that i can joined u soon and figure out that damm bitches stole u ....Baby u pls send it through western union or Moneygram baby ...I really understand how u felt been in seaach bad moment like it /........Baby am begging u to send through western union ...If probably tomorrow morning ..okay .....I wish am there acompany in all ur things u would be doing ..................Baby how is so far with case ..

Looking back to hear from u soon ...

Kelly
Love u kisses

Hey,

Boy is an email from you a sight for sore achy eyes!! Today has been another mess. The clean up is coming along but I'm going to have to replace all of my computers. You have no idea how many angry people were at the store today demanding their things and there was no way I could help!

I hope you're doing ok. I don't think I can handle anything else right now! I spoke with an attorney today, finally. Took the bastard long enough to get to the cop station. Well, he told me to absolutely not use and western union, moneygram or anything else like it. He said that the detectives, district barrister and the insurance company are all investigating me. This is a bitch and a half. So I'm so so sorry baby. Please forgive me! I cannot risk looking guilty and going to jail! You've just got to understand! Please find a friend or someone that has a bank account that I can transfer money into. Otherwise we'll just have to wait until all of this shit bowls over. The lawyer said that might take a while though. Depends on the investigation.

By the way, I'm going to take you up on that offer to be the security at the shop. You in a security guard uniform would be too cute to pass up!

OK, I'm gonna hit the hay loft, so to speak.
Love ya baby!

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 1:50 pm

^^^^ She didn't bite on it OP.

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Good morning Andy , how are you doing? And how was ur night? baby well just wake u from and am so glad to hear from you ...Well baby that is going to take me long time to see dear ...l will be glad if u go and redraw the money and send through different bank ..I think that is gonna be possible for as and joined u soon as possible am really worried about u been in fire without water ..I need to be with so that we can work together as team and one family ..Baby don't say that again never in your life to say u are going to been in prison dear ..I really care for u always pray to God to protect you in your things u do and am with u by spirit ..Baby i don't actually trust Africans over here ...Pls u do your best u can and support me get to the state ....I don't feel alright hearing all this shit news ...Dear am really sorry for what have been happen to u few days ago .....
Looking forward to hear from you soon ... ..
Love you ..
Good morning.....

Bloom,

Honey that won't work either. They're still following me around. I think they have two cars out now. One in front of the house and one in front of the shop. There's no way I can go take out money to put into western onion or another bank. That wouldn't help anyway because I can't go open an account that they wouldn't know about. You get what I'm saying? They're watching me like an owl and I'm up shit creek with two paddles!

Baby I miss you so much and this is stressing me out! Hey in case they arrest me I gave my lawyer your email. I hope that's ok. He won't email unless they do though so don't worry abbout it unless you don't hear from me for awhile or something.

I love you baby! Please stay strong! Those damn Africans better leave you the hell alone! I will get you here one way or another!

Love,
Andy

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Am so glad to hear from u Andy ..Am getting so nervous about this case , i don't know why this damm fucking police men is doing this to u about on your own shop ..Well baby i really miss u the same here i keep thinking about u all day and nite , how u are feeling dear..I wish am there if you right now ..Dear when did u think this case is going to be over ...Well am really sorry for all this bad moment in my life when about to see my love everything just mess up with me ......... Well try your best as u can to help me get out from this misrable situation been lonley all day and nite ,,,,

Looking back to hear from u soon ..
Love u
XOXOXOXOXOXXOXOOXOXO

My Bloom,

Honey I'm so terribly sorry for your situation. It kills me inside that I can't help you the way you need me to. Have you had any luck finding a bank account? Please try so I can get you out of there ASAP!

I'll be at the shop most of the day today. Things are coming along pretty well it's just a lot of work. I hired a security guard and he has a dog with him. Just let those fuckers get anywhere close to me and they'll get what's coming to them!!

I'm not sure when this case will be over. My lawyer is supposed to come to the shop this afternoon so we can discuss my options. It's all going to depend on what the investigators decide and if there is a trial or something. God this is a pain in my ass cheeks!

Baby girl please stay strong! I love you more than anything!

Love,
Andy

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2013 10:49 pm

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Hello Andy , How are u doing? Well i hope u are feeling good ....I really feeled bad not hearing from you ....Baby am here for you pls tell me what is actually going on ...Am worried about you and how far is the case going..I was admitted at the Hospital am now okay and back home ....I WOULD BE GLAD TO HEAR FROM U SOON ...

love u ..

Dear Bloom,

Baby I emailed you a couple of days ago but I never heard back from you. Are you ok? I've been terribly worried about you! Are you still on vacation or have you had to go back to work?

I had to go to the doctor yesterday. All of this commotion in my life has given me heart polpotations. I had to do a stress test and I'm wearing a heart moniter. They put me on some pretty heavy medication. Don't you worry about it though! I promise I won't have a heart attack!

The investigation continues. I haven't heard anything from the detectives in a couple days which my lawyer says could be good or bad. They're still watching my house though. I took the fuckers some coffee last night. You shoulda seen their faces! I wish I had had a camera so I could have sent you a picture of it!

I miss you so much! I love you my Bloom!

Love,
Your husband Andy

Posted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 7:42 pm

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Hello baby ..Am so glad to hear from you dear ..Am still on vacation here spending the days lonely here ..Baby i wasn't feeling well...But am now okay ...i really feel bad to hear all this news in my life ...it was the cause of my sickness ..The Doctor advise t to me that i shouldn't think too much ...Baby am thinking about u all day and nit, missed u ....And can't wait to be in your arms dear ...I guess the case is getting over right ?...i was worried about you not hearing from you am now okay to hear from u sweety .......

Looking back to hear from u soon ..

LOVE YOU ..
XOXOXOXXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

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Honey ... I miss you. I'm just here thinking about you, like I always do. I hope you're as happy as me; Sunday is almost here again. The thought of you in my arms right now sounds so good to me. I just want you to know how much I love you.

Ever since the first time I heard you said miss you every second of my life. I knew I found someone special. I will always remember how sweet you are and how every time i had email from you sweet voice I would smile and I was happy from that point on....baby can please give me your cell phone number so that i can contact you anytime anywhere i am right ..

Love always
Andy ..

This one came with a very, err, interesting picture...

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Darling, I have really missed you today. I kept thinking of you, the wonderful flutters I get in the pit of my stomach when I call you, the tender encouraging words and advice you give to me. You are so open to love. It's hard to describe the emotion churning inside of me.

There are many things that I regret ... the greatest is that we didn't meet sooner..No matter what happens, just know that I really do love you and, Sweetheart, I wish you were here with me.

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Hello, Andy how are you doing? My love, I can not stand this. It is just too hard to be away from you. I am usually okay, but at times like this (especially tonight) it just becomes too much to bear. I can not sleep tonight from thinking of you.

I just have to tell you, Cam, to share with you that sacred part of my inner, secret life, the thoughts I think that everyone has but does not always say. I know that sometimes pride gets in the way of expressing emotions. I believe that is the cause of my reticence in telling you how I feel sometimes, that and the fact that passion in an extreme state can be scary, you almost just want to shut it away for fear that it will eventually destroy you. I think of my feelings, my love for you not with craving or with hope or even desire, but just with a kind of wonder that such things could be. You have opened my eyes to how love should feel. I can promise you this, I will never again settle for less.

But, at this time in both of our lives, we are surrounded by possibilities of choice, open doors and wide horizons, which I know, may come between us. But I also know and hope that they could eventually bring us together, with both of us being better people for the time we spent apart. And so for now I function between maybe and maybe not. It's a strange mixture of love and sex and sorrow and hope and longing and faith. And even though you are far away, you're all that I can see, I carry you with me through all my days and I miss you more than I can say. Andy, remember this - I love you no less than if you were right here now.

Hey my pretty bloom!

WOW! You are a gorgeous woman! Thank you so much for the spread eagles picture! I love to see that you're totally shaved. Do you wax? What do you girls call that? I'm glad that you're bare because I hate getting hair in my mouth! I bet you feel the same so I'll be sure to shave little Capt Andy for you. God, looking at you is driving me crazy! I'm going to print this out and keep it next to my bed in my bunk. You know what I'll be doing every night!

Baby I've been having some computer problems. I hope this message gets to you.

I LOVE YOU!!

Love,
Your Andy!

Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 4:31 pm

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Hello my love

So nice to hear that you are doing great ....How is your day going? Well just thing about you all day and nite i can't to be in your arms baby ...Have you done with case with the police , please let's me what is going on there ....i was worried about you ,,,,
Looking back to hear from you soon dear ..

I waited a few days...

Dearest Bloom,

Baby, I'm so sorry! I have some bad news... the police came to my house with a search warrant. They tore the place apart. They took my computer and everything! I'm at my friend Marshall's house right now. He let me use his computer to email you. This is just crazy! I really hope this shit ends soon. I can't take much more of this!

Honey, how are you doing? Are you ok? I've been so worried about you!

Love,
Your Andy

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 9:48 pm

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Hello, Andy..u

Am so happy to hear from you now , i was worried about you baby for few weeks ago i have not hear from you.. (whatev... at least an email a day)
I don't understand about all this issued going on over there .
Baby please i want you to tell me the truth dear what is actually wrong with police baby .......Am so glad to hear that u are feeling good , ...How i wish am there with you and solving all this issue with you , i just need your company ..

Baby , i want you to this favor for me dear , why don't you borrow the money from you friends so that i can come over and be with you , and help you solve all this bullshit....I realized they knew you don;t have anyone with you so they need to take advantages of your fortune baby ....Just let's me come over and i will try my best as i can to help you out from this problem deer....Just let's your friend help you get the money so that i can come over and getting worried than what i can express myself here ...

Looking forward to hear from you soon ...
Love ...u ....

A couple days later...

OH NO!! Andy's been arrested!! I never saw it coming...

Lawyer/Bloom - the cheating bitch

Dear Miss Bloom,

My Name is Anas$ Rhamm4r, and I am the defense attorney hired by your spouse, Andy Stitzer. I regret to inform you that yesterday Mr Stitzer was arrested by the Devils Lake Police Department for charges relating to insurance fraud. Due to attorney/client privileges, at this time I am not able to inform you of the particulars of the case. I will ask Mr Stitzer upon our next meeting at the jail if I have his permission to speak with you regarding the details.

Several weeks ago Mr Stitzer gave me your contact information so that I could inform you should anything of this sort happen. I apologize that he is not available as of this moment to assist you. Upon our next meeting I will discuss with Mr Stitzer the necessary procedures to have our firm draw up a Power of Attorney or any other necessary paperwork to either name you, another designee or our firm as his legal representatives. The bank and any other financial institutions will require this paperwork.

I promise as his dedicated attorney that I and my law firm will do all we can to remedy this problem and see Mr Stitzer as a free man. Should you have any questions, concerns, or would like us to relay a message to Mr Stitzer, please do not hesitate to contact us.

Thank you,

Anas$ Rhamm4r, Esq.

Rhamm4r, Goode & Hart, LLC.
1501 Mornwo0d Rd Ste. 253
Devils Lake, ND 58301

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Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 11:47 pm

OMG, Ch3tham has competition, welcome to the Bar.

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 12:19 am

The name

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 12:48 am

Capone wrote:

OMG, Ch3tham has competition, welcome to the Bar.

I've watched a lot of Law & Order! Very Happy

Thanks!

No competition, Ch#tham is at our sister office in, um, wherever he is.

SomeBuddyAtHome wrote:

The name

Unfortunately I can't take credit. I saw it somewhere before and it stuck with me. Perfect name for a lawyer though, don't you think? Laughing

Edit: Just the Lawyer name, not the firm.

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 10:17 am

*giggles like a teenager*

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 3:35 pm

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Just the Lawyer name, not the firm

The name AND the firm is hilarious!

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 4:24 pm

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Good Evening attorney ....

Am kelly Blooms the spouse of Mr Andy , you really kill my soul , i would be glad if you extend my greeting to my love and tell him , i will be by him side in anything does go wrong in his life .......I feel so sad and sorrow to hear this problem, i was not even to eat when i received this mail ......Attorney please do your best u can to free my dearest from going to jail .......Please i am on my knees begging you please .....Am really worried for not been there , and i can't wait to come over and see me my love free from this goddamm shit ..............Attorney am now here in Ghana to have my service here as nurse ....I will be your accompany in all the details you need so that u can free my love for me .................Andy i still love you wherever you are , thinking about you and can't wait to see free from jail baby ,.........

Looking back to hear from you soon ....
Kelly ....
Love you Andy .....
Take

Dear Miss Bloom,

I was very sorry to have to inform you of the news of Mr Stitzer's imprisonment. I assure you that my firm and I are very experienced in criminal defense law. We will do everything within our power to have Mr Stitzer acquitted of the charges he is facing. This afternoon I will be allowed to visit Mr Stitzer at the jail. At that point we will begin to prepare our defense. I will also inquire as to the necessity of allowing myself and my firm, including paralegals, to discuss the particulars of the case with you.

Upon seeing your spouse I will pass on your loving words. This is a critical time for him and I am sure that your words will be helpful to him.

Once again, should you have any questions or concerns, please do not hesitate to contact me.

Thank you,
Anas$ Rhamm4r

Rhamm4r, Goode & Hart, LLC.
1501 Mornwood Rd Ste. 253
Devils Lake, ND 58301

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Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 7:01 pm

7 little piggies GTmama? bow_down

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see me my love free from this goddamm shit

The library frowns upon, literally, laughing out loud! Evil Lol

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 7:46 pm

^^ That got a giggle out of me too. Ever since Andy started to cuss he has made sure to try to do the same. Try being the operative word.

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 11:40 pm

Dear Miss Bloom,

I thank you for your patience as we gather the necessary information for your husband's defense. I was able to visit the jail and speak with Mr Stitzer for approximately an hour this afternoon. He is, as one can imagine, very upset over what he claims are false allegations made by the Devil's Lake PD. It was very hard to obtain any information as he was crying uncontrollably. He has asked me to contact his doctor for the medication he needs for his heart condition. I assure you that my office will not delay in the least in insuring that your husband receives the appropriate medical care while incarcerated.

Furthermore, Miss Bloom, your husband was extremely upset about leaving you in the situation you are in. He has not informed me of the particulars of your dilemma, however from what I could understand, you are stuck in a foreign country and in need of assistance? Is this correct? Or was it that you are in the United States and need assistance travelling to a foreign country? As I stated previously, it was very hard to understand Mr Stitzer this afternoon. I expect that communication with him will become easier as he adjusts to his situation. Please inform me of your needs and I will see what I, as your spouse's representative ad litem, can do.

Thank you once again Miss Bloom. I am very sorry for upsetting you yesterday with the news of your spouse's predicament. Please contact me if you need assistance.

Thank you,

Anas$ Rhamm4r, Esq.

Rhamm4r, Goode & Hart, LLC.
1501 Mornwo0d Rd Ste. 253
Devils Lake, ND 58301

Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:29 am

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So nice to hear from you soon.... Anas$

Am sorry i was not able to reply your mail .i was busy at the kitchen ......Well Attorney whatever my spouse told is true .
I need assistance so that i can get to state and be with my husband .....Dear Andy am really sorry to found you in jail dear , please forgive me for not been there when you need my present ....Deer Andy i still love you wherever you are and i can't afford to lose at this moment , i will continue to love you as good wife ....Andy i swear by my parent grave that am not going to leave you or hurt you baby ...Am here for u and ready to anything to free you from that fucking jail and all the shit is going on there ...Please extend my greeting s to my love for me and i can't to see him free from jail ....

Attorney do your best u can do to help get to the state .....

Dear Miss Bloom,

My team and I have just wrapped up a very long day of trial preparations for your spouse. I was once again able to visit Mr Stitzer in jail this afternoon. He has given me his full approval to discuss the particulars of his case with you. As you may know, he is being accused of insurance fraud for the break in at his pawn shop, 'Golden Cajones', in Devil's Lake, ND. The true perpatrators of this crime broke into his shop on October 27, 2013 by ramming a white/gold utility truck into the front display window and door. This immediately triggered the alarm. As Devil's Lake has a very limited amount of police officers, it took them approximately 90 minutes to respond to the scene. During that time over a million dollars of jewelry were stolen. Several million dollars of additional damage was done at the shop due to vandalism and the ensuing looting.

In accordance with the Insurance Fraud Adjustment Act of 1998, any insurance claims by pawn shop owners made due to theft that exceed $1,000,000 USD are immediately believed to be the fault of the owner. Unfortunately in these instances the owner is considered guilty until proven innocent. Therefore it is Mr Stitzer's responsibility to prove his innocence.

Upon meeting with him today, he informed me that on several previous occasions you requested that he send you money through Western Union and other such agencies. This will be a hurdle for his defense. I am unsure if you are aware but those institutions are severely frowned upon. It is American belief that businessmen who use those institutions are laundering money for many unscrupulous acts. They are known to be a tie in with the Mexican drug lords, East and West coast prostitution rings and the gay and lesbian community that plague this country. Soon your spouse will be allowed daily access to the internet and will begin emailing you again. I ask that you please refrain from asking him to use these institutions as all communication from the jail will be read by the guards.

Lastly, Miss Bloom, I have not forgotten that you require assistance. Please tell me exactly what it is that you require and why. I will do my very best to assist you.

Thank you and I sincerely wish you a nice evening,

Anas$ Rhamm4r, Esq

Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 4:49 am

I hope that the lad remembers Mr. Rhamm4r's warning about asking for funds through Western Union/Money Gram. Would be a shame, it would, if poor Andy were to arrange for those funds transfers only to have the guards that are reading his emails steal the money!

His sporadic cussing is always good for a giggle, though Laughing

You're doing a great job with him!

Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 5:08 am

^^^ I like your thinking! Wink

Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 1:10 am

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Good Evening .....

Am happy to hear that spouse is gonna free from jail ....And i give all the thanks to God for what he done for answering
my prayers .....Well attorney i can't talk much here .....Yes it true that i need assistance so that i can get my necessary need at the embassy to get to the state ...I need amount of $300, Mr Anass please if u can try best u can so that i can get it tomorrow and i will try my best to come over this Monday ...........Dear Andy i feel little joy in me for been free to send me mail ...Please don't worry about what is going on , i will encourage you never give up in life , life is sometimes sweet and other part to bad ....
I really missed you wherever u ....Just thinking about i can't even eat , i feel so worried found you in that Godamm jail baby ..
I hope by the Grace of God you gonna be free as innocent man ,,,,,I don't understand why they are doing thus to you about your own shop .....How can someone bring into his own shop just only want insurance ..This is totally bullshit ......
Dear Andy may God be with you and i love u dear ................

Looking back to hear from you soon ..
Love you Andy ..

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Hello, Mr Anas$...
How are you doing ? And how is my love doing ? I hope he doing well ...Is been while i hear from u ...
And am so worried not hearing anything from Mr Anas$ ...
How is the case so far ......

Looking back to hear from y soon ..

Dear Miss Bloom,

Ma'am I think that you may have misunderstood me. Mr Stitzer is not being set free. He will however be able to email you as soon as tomorrow. I know that you are in need of speaking with him. I will attempt to add your name to the list of approved contacts at the jail. I have attatched a form that will need to be printed, filled out, scanned and emailed back to my office. I will then print it and take it to the jail with me tomorrow. The sooner you are able to fill out this form, the sooner you will be able to commence email communication with your spouse.

Please note that since you will soon be in communication with Mr. Stitzer, I thought it best that you discuss the particulars of your predicament with him. I am sure that whichever way he decides to assist you, my staff will be happy to facilitate.

I apologize for the length of time between my replies. Our firm generally does not work weekends.

Thank you for your patience,

Anas$ Rhamm$r, Esq.

Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 1:30 am

Can't wait to see the form that the lad will have to complete so that emails can continue...

Any emails to and from Andy could be subject to random redaction by the jail staff.

Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 5:19 am

^^ I just hacked an existing form in the toolbox. Slapped a ND flag pic on it and figured it might pass with this idiot.