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Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

This is related to both of the following posts

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=238968

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=238712

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Hello, there ..Am 32yrs single , nurse as profession ......Well am new to that dating site and i would be glad to know more about you and see what happen next ....What have you experienced since you joined that dating service ...Am new to that dating site and i would be happy to know much about you ....

Looking back to hear from you soon .

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So nice to hear from you soon , Well am really sorry , if you did't get me right ..I mean i thank you for your attention and i really appreciate your sincere ....Am so sorry to hear that you don't have family , i don't either i lost my parent through car accident for a couples of years ago ....I would be happy to know more about you ...

The age is not a problem to me , what am seeking for is perfect man that can bring back my happiness to my misrable life again ...Am honest woman with good character , sincere , honest, simply, faithful , and ect ...Am seeking for man that qualify all this characters...........I would be excited to have family in my life , i have been lonely for so many years now and i can't afford to live that life anymore ...Please tell what are looking for on that dating service ...........And how long have you joined that site and your experienced ....

Looking back to hear from you soon ...

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Good Evening Orville....My day is going great and you ? Well i guess we do have alot's of things in common and we can be together and establish new Family .. Am not afraid of sexuality , what i need is good man that i can take care of and share all the greatest things on this earth together ...Am only surviving child in my family and i need family to be with..It hurt to be alone and on this fucking earth ...I really admire your attention to me and i would be happy to see you in person .....Am seeking for serious relationship that will lead to marry and have kids ...ect ..

Looking back to hear from you soon ..
Take care

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

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Hello, Good evening , so nice to received email from you every evening ....
Am doing great and you , i hope you are fine by God by the Grace of God ..Dear i really gree with you , am not ino rush to get myself in to
any relationship ..i would be happy to know more about you and see what happy next ...\
I would be happy if yo tell much about yourself to me ................
Well i will be happy to have family and enjoy all the greats things on this earth ....
it hurt to be alone on this palnet and , search most bad things to happen to anyone ...
i would be happy to have my love beside me everyday and any season and love him always ....

Looking back to hear from you s..
oon ...

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

You lazy little twit! This just will not cut it.

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Hello, dear, Am not yet asleep , just thinking about you and how this conversation gonna work for ad to family ......
Well what did you want to know about me dear ....I have already told you everything about me ......rust, loyalty and respect are a must for eternal happiness. No matter how much you love someone if you dont have these ingredients you will never succeed.
To be in love means being patient but to be patient you must trust /her first.You can never find love through the eye or ear, so you must trust the only thing that will never fade until you die, your heart.Love is like trust, when you find your special someone it is as if you're trusting them with your heart.Trust is what you put in someone's hands. Faith is what you hold on to.
Trust is what makes everyone realize that you are always there for them. Faith is what makes everyone realize that you are always there to help them in case they need some helpLove makes not everyone, but the only one in your life who is special, think that you are always there for her, to be with her, to make her realize how much you really love her.
Without honesty, love gets unhappy, and without trust, love gets unstable.Love is a wonderful gift; trust in it, believe in it, give it, and it will be returned to you to give again and again.
You can get advice from family, friends and strangers, but the best advice comes from your heart; it never lies trust it.There may be many people that are trustworthy, but only a few are worth trusting with your heart; choose wisely.To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved.
For you can love many, but without trust you have nothing.The heart already knows what the mind can only dream of. Trust your heart.Distance cannot,they are on the inside, but when he or she betrays your trust, they become the ugliest person in the world.Love is patient.
Love is kind. It does not envy. It does not boast. It is not proud.... It is not rude. It is not self-seeking. It is not easily angered. It keeps no record of wrong doing. It does not delight in evil, but rejoices in the truth.
It always protects, trusts, hopes, perseveres.Love takes many things: trust, hope, wishes, dreams, and everything you've got, even when you know it's not going be enough.Love is not always fireworks and shooting stars; sometimes it's a simple understanding and trust between two people.....
Love you
Take care

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

Hey again baby! Conversation should not be difficult to figure out. You haven't really said anything about you other than being alone and you lost your parents. I don't know what you just sent me but it is just a bunch of meaningless babble. I don't understand it. Why are you pasting stupid profile fluff to me? I don't want to read that nonsense honey I want your words.

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Good Evening dear ...

How are you doing? i hoe you are doing fine by the
grace of God ,,,Well am really sorry for what
i wrote you last night , it was wrong typing ....

I was born by Mr.n Mrs Andre piero , my dad was
Italian and mom was American .....I lost my parent through
car accident when we are on our way to visit a friend .....

I was grew up at phoenix and have my education there when i was 18ys and begun
to take care of myself and from since then ....I met guy called
Peter Houson, and he really helped in my life through
my education and all my needs ..he was coming from riched
family ..He search good up to now and can't forget him, he did alot for me,,
in my life
I was able to pass my College Exams and i had the opportunity to Nursing Training School

But am now here in Ghana to have my service here as nurse , i stay alone in apartment ..
My pass is really sad and don't even want to recall it anymore in my life ,,
Peter was the first person to break up my virginity it so sad , to type this dear ,,,
I lost him through cancer , from then i have not experienced anything in sex ...
Am just keeping my body clean for the man that can get into my life and make feel
am also human on this planet ...I need man that can love and also ready to move to new
chapter in life ....Am woman with good heart and much respect for my partner and i promise willn't
maltreat my lover ...........And i would be happy to see you in person and see what the future
unfold for as .......

Looking back to hear from you soon ...

Good morning dear! how are you? Everything is fine here. it's too bad you are not still in Phoenix, that is not very far from me. I could drive down there in half a day to get you.

It is rather sad that you have not enjoyed sex since your last man. I guess I can understand that but as I told you before I need to find a woman that is not afraid of her own sexuality.

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 2:45 pm

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I need to find a woman that is not afraid of her own sexuality.

Or a custom made spanking bench! Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

He is just about to learn of that and a little more in the next few mails.

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Good evening dear,
So nice to hear from you baby , am doing great and you ? well am not afraid to have new style in sex , am very good woman and ready to practice new things......Am sorry i didn't tell you this earlier ....Am now here in Ghana to have my service as nurse here but am now on vacation and we can plan to meet if only you wonna see me in person baby ...I swear by my parent grave that am not going to hurt, or disappointed you ...i was sent from heaven to with you dear ..I feel joy in my heart and my soul to
be with you and have great family ...........................Looking back to hear from you soon ......

Love you ..

Good morning babe! How are you doing today? I am glad that you are not afraid of new styles of sex with the man you love. I probably should have mentioned to you earlier that I am into bondage, spankings and a few other naughty things with my partner. Have you ever heard of a spanking bench dear?

I can't say I understand your reason for being in Ghana but then I know very little of your job. The only kind of nursing I can think of is wet nursing. Is that what you do?

I would hate to distract you from your vacation but it would be nice if we could be together and I could give you that feeling that you have been longing for. I hope you are on birth control, if not you should get it started.

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 3:21 pm

^^^^ I so hope this one looks up spanking bench! Wink

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 4:07 pm

... preferably in a crowded cafe. And we can only hope it comes up with gay examples!

Baiting Guru Joined: 21 Nov 2010 Posts: 2197

I do love a good spanking. Ooooooooooooooo

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 7:05 pm

^^^^^ Along with a hair pull while singing "Giddy up little lassy, come to papa!" Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

^^^He will be learning about the hair pulling and the "Ride me Big Daddy" Seems he is an eager beaver to learn all about the bench, which will lead to one of those plugs with the ponytail. And look, he is a fan of oral too! I am liking this one even more!

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So nice to hear from you baby ......Am doing great , and i feel so happy to have mail from you every single day in my life .
Am glad that you come to me with much joy and happiness.......

Dear i would be excited if you teach me more about your sex and sparking bench .............Baby i would be glad if we plan to meet and see what happen next ..Am nursery nurse , i take care of new born babies, feeding, immuzationa and ext . I also help when doing surgery ...Dear so when did you want me to come over , becoz i can't wait to be on your lovely bike .....Dear when exactly do you want as to meet .....Am free from work now and ready seek wherever my love is hiding and i finally found you in my life ...............Baby i swear by my parent grave that am not going to hurt y ou or disappoint you in my life .....
I was sent from heaven to be with you baby , and you can have my body all day night ..I can't wait to suck your dick and swallow your bullet ...lol......lol.........................

Looking back to hear from you soon.....
Love ..

Good evening my baby! I am liking what I am seeing here. I will be happy to teach you all about the various toys and devices that I have and will be sharing with you.

It makes me really proud that you love to suck dick and swallow my bullet. Do you do it when we are driving down the highway too? It has been a very long time for me so you better fuck me before or your first bullet might be like suicide. I am a loaded pistol!

It sounds like you have something important happening there so I can't say when we might need to meet. I don't know your schedule and once you get here you will be strapped to the bench and I will be keeping you. You have a whole lot to learn and enjoy.

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 2:46 am

There are Days where I feel like the Sickest F*ck on the Planet but that rapidly disappears when I visit your Threads. Oh that's a Compliment by the way....

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

Thank you sir! I'm glad my threads are good for something.

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Am happy to hear from you soon baby ....Am free from work now and i can make it anytime to come over and enjoy your lovely ..dick baby ...Am ready to see you in person and have all the great things on this earth together ....Baby would you be agree with me when i come over this Friday ....?????..............I would be happy to teach alot's in sex ....

Good morning honey! How are you today? It's good that you are ready to come and enjoy my dick. I can't wait to see you on my bench and ready for me.

I don't think you are going to make it here today. We need a real plan not some shoddy half thought. Are you on birth control? You never told me yet.

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 2:39 pm

Am I a sick fuck if this bothers me the most in this thread?

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...lol......lol.........................

The lols, the abused ellipsis... *shudder twitch*

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 3:11 pm

^^ count me in on that one!!

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 5:52 pm

I second GTmama's ^^^

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becoz i can't wait to be on your lovely bike

She wants you to ride her, all night long Wink

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Thank you sir! I'm glad my threads are good for something

Your threads are good for a lot of things. Mostly to keep my laptop monitor manufacturer in business. Your humor is delicious and keeps a smile on my face whenever I venture into one of your threads. You are the master baiter and I bow to you bow_down

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

When I first started doing this I was too afraid to even think of most of this in a bait. Now it seems pretty common place in my baits.

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Good evening honey..Am doing great by the Grace of your love baby ...How are doing?
It so nice to hear that you wonna see me in person . yess we need plan and meet...Yesss am on birth control....

So baby whenever you think u are free from work let's me know so that we can plan meet and have good time with you dear ..

Looking back to hear from you soon ..

Love you

Good morning baby! How is your weekend? I am glad you are on birth control already, that means I can really enjoy you once I get my hands on you. Once we have been together for a while we might have you stop taking them and try for a few babies.

Honey we need to get this all arranged and i will then take the time from work so I can spend it with you.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

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Hello baby ......My weekend is little bit boring , thinking about u and feeling lonely here .........
How are you doing ? I hope u are doing great my dear .......
Well it would be nice to meet you in person and have great life with you ......Well baby am free and it all depends on you to make decision so that we can meet and make up family baby ..

Looking back to hear from you soon ..
Good Evening ...

Good morning darling! How is your Sunday? I wish your weekend was not so lonely. That will be changing soon enough. It will be very nice if we might meet and as much as I would like to just say sack your stuff and come home to Big Daddy, you need to actually participate in the planning. We have no idea about the cost of getting you here and you haven't given me the bank account information to send the money to.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

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Good evening .......My day was great , i went to service for 3hours .........Baby i feel so great about u are saying dear .
I would be happy to be with u soon .....Dear well actually am free to come anytime and i check the flight information and it was $300 ...Well baby i would be glad if u afford it probably this Monday so i can be with u this week.....baby u can send the money through western union or Money gram ...here is the address ...
GLORIA BLANKSON
P.O.BOX242
AGONA SWEDURU . GHANA

Baby , am here if u have any question to ask me ....Am waiting for ur mail ....
love u ...
XXOXOXOXOXO

Hello again my love! I am glad you like the things I say and I am sure you will truly enjoy the things we will be doing once you get here. You are going to look very sexy strapped into the bench with your ponytail plug in and me spanking that little ass.

Honey the price is very reasonable and we can easily afford it. I do need a real bank account to make that transfer to. I am not sending anything through that instant money filth. I want this money to be safe and assure it gets to you.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

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Baby i would be glad to have u ion bed and teach me alot's about sex....
Baby , i promise u that the money is going to be safe please i think is gonna be great if u do that for me please am on my knees just send through the western union or money gram baby .....Please the money is gonna be safe and i would let's u know everything that will happen please baby .... sending through that i think is more confidential for me .....Am not forcing u or pressure you ..Just from ur heart if u really care for me as woman u love baby ....

Looking back to hear from u soon ..

Good morning sexy mama! How are you doing today? Honey please stop arguing with me and get me an actual bank account to transfer this with. I am not using that instant money trash.

I do care for you but that doesn't make me do anything out of the ordinary. Please get me what I need so we can get you home where you belong.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

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Good morning .....
Am doing great and you .........Baby i understand u , well i don't have account here baby ,......I know am just here to work but have not started work yet ,,,,,,please is gonna be secure and safe i can ensure ...We just allawance and used to pay my bills and other things i need baby .....Please am just here for u ................I would be happy to found ur in bed and give me all the style u have baby ...
Am still here for ur mail ....

Looking forward to hear from u soon ....
LOVE YU MY KING ...
LOVE

Hello again babe! I guess you aren't really wanting to be here. You refuse to listen to me and continue to think that money laundering filth will be used. I have told you repeatedly that it won't but that seems to be largely ignored by you.

You can't guarantee anything about those criminal places and to claim such is nonsense.

I don't know what to do with you here since you seem to be playing games with me.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

Let us see just how safe that money will be then you little moron.

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Hello, good evening ....
How are u doing? well baby i don't have bank account here please . if i had would have giving to u long time .Baby i can disrespect u dear .....Am just been honest with u ....Please believe in me am not going to let u down .........
Baby am not here to play games with ur heart ,am really serious about our living as family dear .......Am not even comfortabl here , baby please just do this for me ,.......please baby am begging u ..the money is gonna be secure and save baby i promise u .......

Looking back hear from u soon ...
Kelly ..

Love u

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Hello again babe. I have sent it to your name through your stupid money laundry place. The computer said the reference number is 18654372. sack your shit and get home to me as soon as you get the money.

I cannot tell you how mad you make me with this stupidity but you will be taught proper manners when you get home to me.

Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 11:05 pm

I love it!!!!!!!

Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 11:11 pm

I can picture him saying, 'Yes! Finally got one!'

I hope the disappointment hurts. And I hope his oga hurts him worse!

Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 11:20 pm

Yep, me too! Problem is, I think the reference # is supposed to be 10 digits, not 8. I could be wrong though, I never used WU.

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