Lovely Lollipop - Slightly NSFW

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Posted: Sun Oct 27, 2013 4:00 am

http://www.fishmeetfish.com/profile/annasands201539

ipTRACKERonline.com wrote:

Header Analysis Quick Report Originating IP: 41.190.3.133 Originating ISP: Etisalat-ng City: Lagos Country of Origin: Nigeria * For a complete report on this email header goto ipTRACKERonline

Everyone, meet Lollipop!!! He says his name is Ana but after getting this picture there was NO WAY I could call him anything else.

EDIT: Cropped Ms Lollipop's pic because I just realized she was having a slight wardrobe malfunction. Oops!

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my name is Anna sands am 27 years old i need a good man in my life my father from Nigeria...my mother from US am in Nigeria now to take care of my granny

how old are you?....where do you living....what are you doing for a living?.....do you marry before???.....what do you like to do all the time?....

I have one secret to tell you my father is from America and my mother is from Nigeria and am the only child my mother and my father born and they both die in 2010 by a car accident and before my father died he works with oil company in America so my parent have properties in Nigeria so my father came to Nigeria to invest company and all the properties my father have in Nigeria worth 15million dollars and my father's lawyer had sell all the properties and safe the money with a security company and my father told his lawyer before he died that he should not give the money to me until I get married and when I get married he should give it to my husband..... am in Nigeria now to take care of my granny

Hi Lollipop!

I'm 55, I've been divorced and I don't have kids. I like your pics, you're very pretty! I'd like to get to know you better. I'm sorry to hear about your parents. That's tragic.

Hope you have a great day

Love,
Andy

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where are you living ? and what are you doing for a living ????????

Dear Lollipop,

I'm the captain of a cruise ship so I'm usually in the Gulf of Mexico or Atlantic ocean somewhere. I do have a house in Miami in South Beech, It's lovely! I hope to retire there soon. Where do you live and what do you do for a living????????

Love,
Andy

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Ok am in Nigeria now because of my granny I have work before when am in US but I come Nigeria to take care of my granny so am in Nigeria and I don't work here

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Can you sned your pic to me and what do you need me to do for you???

Sure I can send you a pic lollipop! That is very nice of you to be taking care of your granny. How old is she? I came to FMF looking for a friend and potemtial love. My friend met his fiance here and he said I should open an account so I did. Hi fiance lives in Russia but is supposed to come over here soon for the wedding. They seem so happy and I thought, I want to be that happy! So here I am! What are you looking for?

Love,
Andy

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Am in FMF to meet good man I well marry with him because I need to get married I well collect my father money I well take care of grarry well well and I need to get married I well live like a good woman

HI my Lollipop!

I would like to get married as well but first we need to learn more about each other. What are your dreams? Do you have any pet peeves? Will we fight a lot? Do you like sex? I can't wait to hear from you! Say hi to Granny for me.

Love,
Andy

This next one was sent twice.

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how are you doing i like sex but not too much.....i like to kiss all the time and i like sleep in naked all the nite.......i don't like lie..........and i have believe in GOD and i have GOD in my life.....i talk to my granny about and i think she like you and she like to know....my granny want to marry because she need to see my son and i need to get married so i well Collect my father money because now am poor i don't work here but i work in US before i come Nigeria to take care of granny because she sick that time i come Nigeria to take care of granny no i sped a lot of money to the sicking but now i thank GOD.....if you know you like me and you like to marry me you need to talk to my father lawyer mail him here [email protected] thanks if you mail him let me know thanks

Hey Lollipop,

What kind of work did you do in the US before you moved to Nigeria? I'm glad that you like sex. I like it A LOT though so we need to figure out how often we will be doing that. I want my wife to give me sex everyday. And all kinds of sex but we can figure that out.

I have to tell you though... I don't really believe in all of that God stuff. Well, I used to but my exwife had an affair with our pastor. That's why I divorced her. It was a very tragic time. So I am suspiciouser of people that talk about GOD all of the time. If we get married it won't be in a church. And I will never go to church with you.

So I didn't know that you have a son. How old is he and what's his name?

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honey i know you are a man and you need to believe in GOD because all i have in my is GOD and my granny but if you marry i do what you like for you if you don't like me to go church i do what you like for you i well pray in house if you don't like to church......if you like in everyday i do it for you if you marry me...thanks for talking to me

Dear Lollipop,

I don't have a problem with you going to church. You can worship or prey all you like. Just don't try to force me to believe in it.

So what kind of sex do you like best? I like doggy style and anal play. And I know it's odd but I like to use vegetables in our play. It doesn't hurt and it's totally safe so...

So what have you been doing today?

Love,
Andy

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Honey thanks for that because I believe in GOD...I like sex and I like doggy style so much honey....honey are you a fake man because some man is in FMF and them fake...honey can you send me your 100 pics and your naked pics

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hello honey how is your work today??...honey if you marry me anything you like tell me to do it am going to do it for you thanks for talk to me

Lollipop,

Wait, what? Am I a fake man??? What are you talking about, like the scammers they warn you about on FMF? Hell no honey! What would even make you say that? I guess I could ask you the same thing! So, are YOU a fake woman?

I don't know what kind of shit you've got on your computer but I certainly don't have 100 pics of myself on here! This isn't even my computer! It belongs to my helmsman Bobby. And naked pics.... hell no, I'm not letting all the guys on ship see my dick!

I better go before I start saying things I will regret. Thanks for a lovely evening.

Andy

This was sent twice too.

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honey am sorry about this you know fake woman is FMF and i come FMF to marry am sorry please forgive me please i love you much i well like to meet you if you like honey
thanks Anna love u

15 minutes later:

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am sorry ok forgive me for this i love you let talk about to meet love u

Hi Lollipop,

I'm sorry for my outburst yesterday. Your email caught me off guard and I was already in a bad mood. Was it because I said I like to use vegetables in my sex play? I know it's not usual but it's a fetish I have, You'll see. I can do amazing things with cucumbers and squash.

So how can we meet if you're all the way in Nigeria? When are you planning on coming back?

Love,
Andy

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

I guess that explains why he doesn't write me any longer. He lasted one day with me and stopped mailing. http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=237829&highlight=anna+sands

Posted: Sun Oct 27, 2013 2:30 pm

The girls they use make me sick. This one looks about 16, she still has her braces or retainer!

Love how you are ignoring the money. Is she just trying to snag any man so she can get the moola? If she really loved you, money wouldn't matter. She sounds a bit materialistic to me, what with money talk in every email!

Great Job!!!

Posted: Sun Oct 27, 2013 8:18 pm

^^^^That's the main reason I went back and covered up the ta ta's. The shirts were a little sheer and I felt like I was distributing kiddie porn!

@NV - sorry!! He's dense as hell and I'm waiting to get passed up the chain to someone with a few more brain cells.

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honey i tell you why am in Nigeria before is because my granny sick that why i come Nigeria and i don't come back to US because my granny need me to get married before i go back honey if you know you love me and you like to marry me come to Nigeria to meet me or help me for my ticket to come honey........thanks for talking to me love u

Hey my Lollipop!

Baby I know your Granny needs you to get married. It can't happen overnight though. She needs to be a little more patient. What is her name by the way? How old is she? Is she still having health problems? My Granny was bat-shitting crazy. I hope yours isn't!

As for me coming to Nigeria, I really wish I could but I can't leave my ship right now. We're sailing at the moment. So you will either have to wait until I get back home or meet me in the Azores. That's where we're headed. You decide. Have you done any wedding planning yet?

Hon, I have to go steer the ship. We're running into some red algae and it clogs up the props.

With all the love I can muster,
Andy

PS: We're not done talking about the vegetables.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

He is getting attention! That is all that really matters in the end. no need to be sorry. He stopped on his own because he is lazy, not because of anything you did.

Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2013 12:21 am

I haven't heard of fish meet fish. are there lots of lads there? I need a bit of practice, is it worth signing up just for the lads?

Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2013 12:26 am

^^^ I think the only people there are either lads or baiters! Maybe a few real people sprinkled in. OP said most of the lads there are the beginning bottom of the barrel unsuccessful types. I need practice so I think it was a good place for me to start.

Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2013 12:46 am

^^^^^
I get a lot of vlads there. TheBeloved is primarily Ukrainian and some times the FSU types are more fun.

Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2013 2:58 pm

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honey thanks.......my granny name is titi irebami and is 86 year.....honey if you know you love me if you have time for me to meet me let me know.....i tell you i don't have work here and my granny can't work honey my granny is sick now and i need help from you because i don't have any man in my life all i have is you honey i need money to take care of my granny please can you do this for me tell? tell me what can you do for me about this and i tell my granny about you and i think she like you honey let me what you have to do for me about this please can you help me???

thanks honey love u
Anna sands your wife

Hi Wifey!

Wow your granny is pretty old! Sounds like she's got five toes in the grave already. What I was thinking is, I can fly you into the Azores or Miami. As for Granny, we can either put her into an old folks home where you are, if the have them. Or we can fly her to Miami and put her into an old folks trailer home there. What do you think? She'll live high on the pink hog and live better then she ever has. Plus we'll get time alone without her being in the way. You decide.

Honey, I can get you some money for a visa or plane tickets whatever. Go to the embassy and find out how much it will cost. Let me know and I'll send it to your bank.

I love you!

Andy

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I promise to always love you and always hold you in my heart. I will always be here for you when you need me, and I will love you no matter what life brings us. You are my soul mate, and I vow to love you all eternity. I love you, honey

love u

Lollipop,

Are you ok? You didn't answer any of my questions...

Love,
Andy

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2013 2:12 am

This was sent twice back to back:

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honey if am coming there am going to get 1 girl for granny to help me to take care of granny i well pay for the girl and honey is old too much but i love my granny because i don't have anybody in my life all i have is granny that why i love my granny.....honey tell me next Airport to your house tell me now honey can you help me for granny or not please let me know

love u

your wife

Then this an hour later:

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honey am here and am withing for you to tell me next Airport to your house ??

My Lollipop,

Dear I'm sorry I haven't been able to email you today. It's a long story that you probably don't want to hear anyway! The closest airport to my house is the Grand Forks Airport. It's about 100 miles from my house but don't you worry your sweet little button nostrils about it, OK?

Baby I don't think you should be leaving Granny with just anybody. Old people abuse is horrible in the US. Is it the same way there? Maybe we should interview some people first. What do you think?Have you talked to anyone yet?

Well, let me know what the embassy says OK? I love you with all my heart! Derp!!

Love,
Andy

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2013 2:34 am

I signed up the ditz. Let's see if anyone bites

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2013 2:50 am

^^^ oh they will! If they're hounding the ugly characters I put up they'll hump up on anybody! In fact, was it Ginger that used a blow up doll pic and still got responses! I think it was. And it was a riot!

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

The ditz should have no trouble finding victims in the 4ppl of today.

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2013 10:07 am

Can't wait to see who bites with the ditz! Now that was a classic - the ditz, Sabrina and prince! Smile

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2013 6:44 pm

^^^^ She's HOT! I can see why all the menfolk were lining up to meet her! Laughing

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Hello honey.

The cheapest flight from Lagos to North Dakota (Fargo airport) is around 1700 dollars and some other little amounts for my basic travel allowance which should not be more than 400 dollars

Then I don’t think you should not border much about my granny, I have made an arrangement to put in her in aged people’s lodge run by the government and very reliable and she will be properly taking care of
All I will, just be doing is to be taking my time once or twice a year to check her up

Thanks love

Lollipop!

Baby I've missed you so much. I had a wonderful dream about you last night. There were lollipops everywhere and I could hear your voice saying my name. Then some pretty dirty stuff happened but I won't go into that unless you want me too!

Baby, I'm sorry if I'm worrying about your granny. Your gonna be my family tree soon and I just want to make sure that all of your family, even the old ones are taken care of. Damn, I hope the old people government lodges there are ok???? The ones they have here are horrible! The government ones are the worst! I have stories about my Granny and Grandpappy when they were there that would curl your nose hairs!

OK, so how much are you needing exactly? $2000USD? Or do you need it in whatever money Nigeria has? Or does it matter? Are you a US citizen? Or are you Nigerian? WIll you need a visa too?

Love,
Andy

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2013 8:40 pm

Ain't familial love grand?? When money is mentioned, throw granny to the curb! Laughing

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2013 8:58 pm

I had one lad tell me she was going to Ghana to work for a week. (She's a nurse, of course, they're all nurses) She told me she was bringing her son. So, all is going well until she tells me that she doesn't have ticket for her son to get back to the US. I asked her what hospital she was working for in the States, because my attorney would raise havoc and the hospital would pay for her return rather than risking the press exposure of one of their employees being stranded with her 3 year old son in a 3rd world country with no way of returning. She wouldn't tell me what hospital, and told me she was going to stay in Ghana to work until she could get a flight home for her son. It was a weird bait, my first, so I think I blew it really quick. I asked her, why as a mother would you bring your son into a country and not make sure he had a way home, it just didn't make sense! Her story was always changing and I threw her emails back at "her" when she told me a new line. This was becoming a common theme in my baits, so that's why I sort of stopped baiting. I figured I was not doing well in de-educating them, more like I was having them form their story to something more believable, thus making it easier for a real victim. Now I just bait until I know if it's a scammer and put them in a database to export and post on Scamwarners.

Anyway, it seems like these lads have no regard for their extended family, unless it's for money to take care of them. They would leave them in a ditch if they were promised a $60.00 Seiko.

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2013 9:38 pm

It is amazing that the love they show for their family! Oh my poor poor granny,we need help or we'll DIE, oh money? Sure, nah granny can die, we're good!

It is kind of hard to not point out all of their stupid mistakes!

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honey the government lodges is for my granny..........honey i born in US in los Ageless Clefona in am US citizen and i don't need visa because i have us visa.....all i need to come is 2000usd the dollar is ok for me....can you send it today or tomorrow?

thanks honey

love u

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honey if you like to send me the money send it true Western Union money transfer okay

Name: Fadipe Wasiu
Address: No 10, Nepa road abeokuta
City: Abeokuta
State: Ogun State
Zipe Code: 110001
Country: Nigeria

if you send it text me to my phone or call me here is my granny phone number +xxxxxxxxxxxx

love u

from your wife Anna sands

Lollipop,

I told you a couple days ago that I'm sailing, remember? That means I'm out in the middle of the Atlantic ocean. We're sailing to the Azores. We don't have any kind of western union or anything like that onboard. The only way I can get the money to you is to send it from my bank to yours online. Or you will just have to wait until 11/18. That's when we're supposed to dock in the Azores but it could be a few days off because it depends on the weather. What do you want to do?

Love,
Andy

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 2:21 pm

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how are you doing? honey how is your work and your family? and do you miss me there because i miss you so much..........my granny tell me to say hi to you.........honey i don.t have bank accent here you have to send it to western union or money gram....go bank and ask of 1 of them and honey if you don't see it in bank see it you can send the money to me online true western union......honey you know time is going if you send me the i have to go and buy my ticket and is going to sped me 2 week2 before i come there if you love and you know you like to marry me send me the money now and i well go and buy my ticket i well happy for that if i buy my ticket i love you

love u

from your wife

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Go to bank and send through western union money transfer or money gram money transfer if you can't to bank you can send it online through western union money transfer and send it through this information

Name: mule
Address: No 10, Nepa road abeokuta
City: Abeokuta
State: Ogun State
Zipe Code: 110001
Country: Nigeria
Question:DO YOU LOVE ME?
Answer: YES
Give me all information you collect in bank

Hey Lollipop!

Baby I tried to go online to western onion but the IT departament has it blocked by the flamewall. Or firewall. I can't remember what they said. Basically it's blocked and I can't get to it. They do the same thing with porn which really sucks, you know? You're just going to have to get a bank account. We don't have any other option!

Love,
Andy

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 3:59 pm

Man, you are going to have a giant sty before the end of the week! Awesome in your first week you have 3 piggies (so far in your sig). You are a natural!!!

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 6:39 pm

Wah wah wah... I cry cry cry... basturd!

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honey am sad now cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry honey i tell you am not living here before and i don't have bank account here please and please this how you can send it from there to here find western union money transfer or money gram money transfer cry cry cry cry am sad now and my granny is sad too i don't know what i can do now honey if you love me do this for me find it for me please

love u

from your wife Anna sands

And now granny is getting in on the action!! Shouldn't she already be in the old folks lodge by now??

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HELLO ANDY HOW ARE YOU DINING? HOW IS YOUR WORK AND YOUR FAMILY ? ANDY ANNA TALK TO ME ABOUT YOU AND ANNA SHOW ME YOUR PHOTO AND ANDY I LIKE YOU BECAUSE I SEE YOU LIKE A GOOD MAN ANDY THAT ONE WAY YOU CAN SAND ANNA MONEY PLEASE DO THIS FOR ANNA BECAUSE I CAN'T LIE FOR ANNA IS NOT HAPPY NOW IS CRY CRY NOW

THANK YOU

FROM ANNA GRANNY

Lollipop

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honey i can't lie for you now am sad and am crying please and please do this for me

OK, I screwed up here. I forgot I'm a ship captain and thought I was back in the pawn shop with Bloom. I think I recovered nicely though. We shall see!!

Lollipop and GRANNY,

I am fine and dining well. What I'm NOT happy about is this 'if you love me you will go to western union' bullshit!! Basically what you're saying is 'If you love me you would care more about sending me money then about getting arrested for money launderig and go to PRISON'!!!!

Why are you'uns putting me into this position?????? My heart is torn in two.

Andy

Andy/Granny

GRANNY,

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE SITUATION. I AM ON A BIG BOAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN. I CAN'T ACCESS WESTERN UNION OR THE OTHER ONES ONLINE BECAUSE MY COMPANY FORBIDS IT!! IF I GET SOMEONE IN THE ITT DEPARTMENT TO FORGO THE FIREFLAME THEN I CAN LOSE MY JOB AND BE ARRESTED!!!

I WANT YOU PUT IN THE GOVERNMENT HOME AND LOLLIPOP OVER HERE BUT I CAN'T RISK MY JOB AND PRISON!!!!

YOU NEED TO GET IT THROUGH TO LOLLIPOP SO SHE STOPS CRYING.

LOVE,
ANDY

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honey am sorry for say that please am sorry i know you love me and i love you too cry cry cry cry is because i don't know what i can do that why i say that i love you so much cry cry cry cry sorry for that i know what i can do now cry cry

love u

from your wife Anna sands

Well Lollipop,

It's fine honey but now I cry cry cry. I have to dry my eyes and get back to work. You and granny have a nice day.

Love,
Andy

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 10:47 pm

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ok Andy can send it try money gram money transfer online try or send someone to help you do it please do this for Anna is crying now and i don't know what i can say about this please try it for Anna please

thank you Andy

from ANNA GRANNY

Lollipop,

Baby, I'm beginning to lose patience will your inability to understand the facts of my situation. I already told you that the ITT department blocks all of these transactions!! No instant anonymous money transactions can be made aboard ship. I tried moneygram when I tried Western onion! The company has to protect themselves. They are afraid of money laundering being done through their company. Now this is the last time I'm going to tell you this! If you can't find a bank account or wait until I dock in the Azores then maybe we should forget it.

Have a nice day.

Andy

Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2013 4:54 am

The cry cry cry is about the stupidest thing I have ever seen. Seriously, slap "her" harder and more often. "She" needs to pay for upsetting me like this.

Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2013 2:43 pm

^^^ Will do! I don't think he's through begging yet so I'm sure there will be an opportunity. Twisted Evil

I really don't like this lad. Every time I see that damn lollipop pic I get more pissed at him.

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