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Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2013 6:18 am

Тест means test, тесто means dough, and тесть means father-in-law. The locative of all three words is тесте (тест and тесто are identical in some other forms). Only a computer could have produced that error.

I suspected it's a pig in blanket. According to Wikipedia, it is.

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

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Sausage in the father-in-law

It's only weird the first time.

Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2013 2:21 pm

^^

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

^ I meant eating pigs in a blanket. What were you thinking?

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

Those sure don't look like the pig in the blanket I grew up with. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pigs_in_blankets

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

This thread is doomed.

Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2013 7:26 pm

Pastor Frank wrote:

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Sausage in the father-in-law

It's only weird the first time.

I almost spat a glass of red over laptop and restaurant Shocked

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

^ To make it even more exciting, my father-in-law has been dead for over 10 years. I'm not sure what that is in Metric time.

Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2013 9:59 pm

^I'm not sure what the Metric equivalent is but:

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In Minnesota, however, “whoever carnally knows a dead body or an animal or a bird” faces one year in prison and a US $3,000 fine.

http://www.huliq.com/34426/us-states-lack-laws-explicitly-outlawing-necrophilia

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Who said anything about a bird.

Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2013 10:34 pm

The Missus used this recipe to Stuff our Bird:

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30 ml - extra virgin olive oil
500 ml - quartered shallots
1 celery stalk, chopped
2 garlic cloves, minced
15 ml chopped fresh sage
15 ml chopped fresh thyme
2 ml salt
2 ml pepper
4 mild Italian sausages, (about 500 g)
2.8 L cubed day-old Italian bread or French bread
60 ml chopped fresh parsley
300 ml chicken stock

Baiting Guru Joined: 21 Nov 2010 Posts: 2197

PF I think OP was giving you the bird.

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 1:26 am

In metric time, it is 315.6 Ms.

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 8:44 am

Please stop with the necrophilia talk.

It's dead boring.

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 9:05 am

vonpaso xlura wrote:

Only a computer could have produced that error.

That's a great comfort knowing we are about to hand over complete control of our cars, surgeries, fridges, toasters...etc... to Computers. Shocked

In a (vain probably) attempt to restore a little decorum to this thread. (or administer the Coup de grâce) Checking the wiki on Pigs-in-blankets. I didn't know they were called kilted sausages in Scotland. Well that doesn't work does it??

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:30 pm

Captain Pugwash wrote:

we are about to hand over complete control of our cars, surgeries, fridges, toasters...etc... to Computers. Shocked

That's old news. Didn't you watch Maximum Overdrive?

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 1:36 pm

^ Never heard of it until now. Will watch it this evening on YT though. Wink

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 8:24 pm

Slightlyoutofit wrote:

Please stop with the necrophilia talk.

It's dead boring.

Insert rim shot here...

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