Jesse returns

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Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=231355&highlight=jesse

He had left me on the hook with a promise of bacon but then went dead for several months. He is back now.

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Yeah honey I gat it.I've missed you to honey
Sent from my BlackBerry wireless device from MTN

Good morning to yo baby! I am glad you are back in touch, I thought you had found another man because you just stopped writing me. Why baby?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Oh yes! I wonder if the armed rubbers shot his Nokia and left him with this blackberry.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

I was wondering about that but I'll leave it alone for now. Apparently he made money somewhere. I can't help but think of this ad that I have been seeing

http://www.marketmenot.com/t-mobile-mugged-in-a-parking-garage-jump-commercial/

A summary for those who dont want to click the link

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Bill Hader is walking back to his car while using his cell phone. A mugger jumps out from from between two cars with his hand in his jacket pocket to make him believe he has a gun. “Alright give me your phone!” Scared out of his mind, Bill gives the man his phone and puts his hands up. The mugger looks at Bill in disbelief “This the phone you use?” Bill replies “Yea, it’s sweet.” trying to convince the mugger that he actually wants his old, junk phone. Bill goes on “Do you want the charger?” and the mugger clarifies “I don’t want this.” Bill pleads with the mugger “No no no no no it’s good, it’s a good phone man!” Now somewhat aggravated the mugger replies “No, this is NOT a good phone!” They go back and forth, with Bill trying to make the man take his old phone, when finally Bill puts his hand in his jacket pretending he has a gun, and attempts to force his phone on the mugger.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

^Great commercial!

Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 5:23 pm

Yeah, saw that commercial. I like the AT&T "it's not difficult" commercials, those are a hoot.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

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Honey I told you I have so many problems here that is what I've been battling with I don't have another in my life becos am not thinking of another man but you thank God I found you back
Sent from my BlackBerry wireless device from MTN

Hello again dear! You had told me of things before but we were trying to get you out of that shithole and home where you can marry the man you love and have our children.

Thank you for the picture even though it's small. Looks like you have changed your hair since the last time.

I am glad you found no other man and waited to find me on the site again.

Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 5:49 pm

I am most happy that "she" found you back!

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

^^^I am sure he will be happy too if he sticks around long enough this time.

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If am gonna leave this place I need support becos am very poor here.you don't need to thank me honey I missed you a lot and I know you would have missed me too that is why I sent it I didn't change my hair I just reparked it.
Sent from my BlackBerry wireless device from MTN

Good morning my lover! How are you doing today? I did notice that your hair was different just didn't know for sure what you had done to it. It looks very good on you.

I already knew about the money issue before my love.

Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2013 3:17 pm

So poor she settles for a blackberry and reparked hair.