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Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 7:50 pm

Go Go Ladzilla!

So I was minding my own Damn business when this showed up. I sure wish I had a bit of Baiting Fluid in my system but Work frowns on such:

Quote:

LadZilla: are u there
TruckerJohn: I'm here. Who are you?
LadZilla: ladiza from ghana no kids loonking for relationship with a man who is honest
BUZZ!!!
TruckerJohn: How did you find me Ladzilla?
LadZilla: i found ur id on fishmeetfish dating site
BUZZ!!!
TruckerJohn: Quit Buzzing me. What is your name there?
LadZilla: am ladiza when i saw ur id then i delet my account from the site
TruckerJohn: Oh. Well I would like to see it first Ladzilla.
LadZilla: ok what is ur name and where are u from and ur age and the work u do
TruckerJohn: No you saw that already now tell me bout you and show me your profile is all Ladzilla.
LadZilla: ok
BUZZ!!!
LadZilla: sorry
LadZilla: can u show me ur pic
TruckerJohn: That's pretty but my Yahoo ain't on that site so how did you find me Ladzilla?
LadZilla: i use the name u use
TruckerJohn: Ok I founds your profile. Though you said you deleted it Ladzilla?
LadZilla: i will stop open it
TruckerJohn: Not getting you Ladzilla.
LadZilla: can u show me ur pic
TruckerJohn: Give me a minute okay Darling?
LadZilla: ok
LadZilla: do u have any other
TruckerJohn: Well I ain't too many what's wrong with that one? If you don't likes me fine then.
LadZilla: oh no baby u are so hudsome
LadZilla: u are the love of my heart
the apple of my soule
TruckerJohn: Well that's kinda sudden. So tell me more bout you self Ladzilla.
LadZilla: am here for relationship and i dont need lie and i need a trust man
LadZilla: last i got and man the he gave me broken heart i dont like such of that men
TruckerJohn: You with that Raven hair? I'd not belief that no I wouldn't Ladzilla.
LadZilla: that me
TruckerJohn: History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of man Ladzilla.
LadZilla: i dont no what to do and then i came and meet u and i became happy
TruckerJohn: Well that sure is nice it is. I sure do think so even better than watching a good old movie it is though I'm watching a real good one now I am Ladzilla.
LadZilla: ok thanks for my soule mate i need a man to spend the rest of my life
TruckerJohn: Well that's good let me pause this movie cause I don'ts want to miss nothing and I'm at the point where he picks up a bus and he throws it back down as he wades through the buildings toward the centre of town Ladzilla.
LadZilla: what is the title of the film
TruckerJohn: Aww I don't know but its gots a bunch of Japanese folk and they is screaming bug eyed while this big dragon thing looks in on them Ladzilla.
LadZilla: ok baby have u ever chat with some one from ghana before
TruckerJohn: Can't says I have I spose please go go Ladzilla am interested.
LadZilla: in who babe
TruckerJohn: Am interested in you cause I get you live the life of Riley Ladzilla.
LadZilla: baby do u have cell phone
TruckerJohn: No usually just use the CB cause I drives a whole bunch Ladzilla.
LadZilla: which work do u do
TruckerJohn: Am a Interstate Trucker Ladzilla.
LadZilla: ok baby so u have a pic of u and ur truck
TruckerJohn: I gots one around somewhere I spose but I'd has to look Ladzilla.
LadZilla: ok am waiting
TruckerJohn: Sorry am having trouble finding one but did you know that the Feller I bought it off called it Oscar Ruiit Ladzilla?
LadZilla: ok
TruckerJohn: It sure is a Funny name ain't it Ladzilla?
LadZilla: ladiza not ladzilla
TruckerJohn: Aww am sorry Little Laddy.
LadZilla: ok
LadZilla: ok baby are u there
TruckerJohn: Sure am but gotta go Hang the Hog I do. Give me a couple minutes Ladzilla?
LadZilla: ok
LadZilla: ARE U THERE BABY
TruckerJohn: am here my Raven Haired Beauty.LadZilla: THANKS BABY
TruckerJohn: Well you is for sure sure Ladzilla.
LadZilla: OK BABY WHERE ARE U NOW
TruckerJohn: Am Out in the West Texas town of El Paso.
LadZilla: OK
TruckerJohn: Tell me bout your self some Ladzilla
LadZilla: BABY MY ALL I WANT IS I DONT WANT LIE AND I NEED A MAN WHO WILL BE ALWAS ONLINE
TruckerJohn: Well I can't says I'll always be on line cause sometimes I ain't Ladzilla.
LadZilla: I NEED A MAN TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH HIM AND A CARING MAN
TruckerJohn: You sure is knowing whats you needs there Ladzilla.
LadZilla: YES
LadZilla: baby and i dont need a man who is chating with two wemen
TruckerJohn: What you talking bout Ladzilla?
LadZilla: a man who is chatting with less than one not two
TruckerJohn: So whats you saying Ladzilla?
LadZilla: i want u to chat with only me
TruckerJohn: Well we just met Ladzilla.
LadZilla: it finish baby
TruckerJohn: What finish Ladzilla?
LadZilla: all what am looking for
TruckerJohn: So we is through Ladzilla?
LadZilla: baby what are u coming to send
TruckerJohn: I'm not getting your meaning there Ladzilla?
LadZilla: ok what are u looking for
TruckerJohn: Well I is kinda lonely and wanted to meet a real Perty Gal so that we could I could c'mon and get Happy Ladzilla.
LadZilla: thats me
TruckerJohn: Has a dream we'd go traveling together Ladzilla.
LadZilla: yes baby and i need a cell phone so that i can call u
TruckerJohn: Well I done told you I only got me a CB Ladzilla.
LadZilla: ok baby i need cell phone

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So I was minding my own Damn business

You crack me up!

Baiting Guru Joined: 21 Nov 2010 Posts: 2197

Don't let the Mrs catch you staring at that pic to long. Laughing

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 9:45 pm

^Shhh..she's in the room....

Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 1:00 am

Dang she's dumb.

Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 1:45 am

Yeah I know it is a 'Dumb' one but Jeeze people I fit this into the Chat:

Quote:

History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of man Ladzilla.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln8-Y-fIbqM

Okay maybe it's not my finest moment but there aren't a lot of lyrics to work with here. It does bring back memories of the time that one of my characters was Baiting the GodFather Of Soul (James Brown for all you non-believers) and got rather excited about the Millions coming on the Soul Train:

Quote:

I got ants in my pants; And I need to dance, come on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08JUXI-2UvQ

Ran out of ammo quick on that one too....

Am Done for now.

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