| Author |
Message |
Fo'andles
Elite Baiter

Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere

|
Posted:
Thu Aug 15, 2013 1:23 pm |
  |
Before all the funny remarks I expect to come from the clowns on this site, I am being serious.
Has anyone found a solution to a double mattress, creeping to my side of the bed, during the night.
No I don't toss and turn, wife does. Single beds are out, wife says so.
Has anybody any idea of having a cover that we can put under the mattress, that would act as a friction mat and reduce the creep |
_________________ * Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate
x40
FUK OOOOOOOOF - Mrs Cooker James
you are a fo0l forever because you are not worthy to be a human being but an Animal.
.something that cannot take 10minutes is taking you 2months- barrister lawrence |
|
|
|
 |
Lester
Baiting Guru

Joined: 20 Nov 2003
Posts: 2625
Location: Somewhere between here and there

|
Posted:
Thu Aug 15, 2013 1:37 pm |
  |
I have a solution. but it will require a chicken, 3 cans of peas and 22 carrots.
You will need to take the peas, and eat them. afterwards, hang each of the 22 carrots from the ceiling and then call the chicken into the room.
Once it does come into the room. do a dance under the moonlight facing eastward. You will need to videotape this, and post. Afterwards I will go to the WU office and send a telegram on how to solve this.
But seriously... I have heard rubber rug liners have worked for others. |
_________________
x3 - R&H Spam Skit.
x2 x6
x75
$3,838,681.54 of fake checks taken off the street
x13 x4 4y 3m
_____
"Just open up and tell me the truth and stop tricking your dick." - Mr.Kofi Yousaof
"I'm a Muslim, Ok I'm a Christian, Mother F---. Get the F---- off my phone N-----, don't call me anymore." - A lad on the phone with "Homeland Security".
Last edited by Lester on Thu Aug 15, 2013 1:44 pm; edited 1 time in total |
|
|
|
 |
next victim
Baiting Guru

Joined: 27 Mar 2011
Posts: 21155

|
Posted:
Thu Aug 15, 2013 1:43 pm |
  |
I have a couple of possible suggestions here. The adhesive backed velcro strips or an unproven method here but it seems logical.
The tacky type shelf paper you can get at any dollar store. Lay it in strips between the spring and mattress. Seems like it should stop the sliding. (I also cut little squares out of these for my mom, the old woman that puts up with me and even grandma had a few for opening stubborn jars.)
EDIT: The above also works great for router tables for a non skid surface. |
_________________
291+ x 78+ http://yahoonews01.zxq.net/
500 in 6 - 36 pink 11 black
Chairman's Xmas Parti 2012
Hana, Flip It, G spot, Rosy, Cynthia
- web store
Just read the posting on Eater. You are one sick motherf****r! -Alan
"The skull with bunny ears was a good enough warning" - Nailgunner
mentors- http://forum.419eater.com/forum/cherrie_mentor_program.php
This Derick moral monster! From http:/ /scamnewss.wordpress.com/2011/10/14/derrick-ratt-scammer-beware/ Vlad blog
http://tinyurl.com/btf7872 - Toolbox |
|
|
|
 |
Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru

Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237

|
Posted:
Thu Aug 15, 2013 3:00 pm |
  |
|
|
|
 |
Esox lucius
Baiting Guru

Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!

|
Posted:
Thu Aug 15, 2013 3:05 pm |
  |
^
The velcro strip method seems to be the cheapest and neatest - however as you state that the mattress creeps to your side of the bed the problem may be in the superior mass (weight) of your wife causing 'landslip' towards your direction. I am sure there is a mathematical formula for this.
Suggest to your wife that maybe a weight loss on her part might stop the problem but bear in mind the velcro solution will probably be the quietest way to go. |
_________________
(Br Joe)
"..May your unborn kids don't grow and may you be burnt to ashes asap ! " CCS
"..Sir we have given you more than 5 different accounts yet you still complaining " SCB
" YOU LOW LIFE SATANIC AGENT, FORWARD THESE MESSAGES TO YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER, THEY WILL DEFINITELY ENJOY READING THEM." RG |
|
|
|
 |
windypops
Baiting Guru

Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X

|
Posted:
Thu Aug 15, 2013 4:12 pm |
  |
One solution might be to tie the mattress to the bed frame if it allows. You normally have two lifting handles on each side of a mattress. You can pass some kind of tie through them, then around the side rails of the bed.
Try that before buying anything. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
 |
|
|
|
 |
Badgerbait
Baiting Guru

Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...

|
Posted:
Thu Aug 15, 2013 6:11 pm |
  |
Flip the mattress over. |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
-----------
 x13 x3 x4
We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
|
|
|
|
 |
windypops
Baiting Guru

Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X

|
Posted:
Sun Aug 18, 2013 2:26 pm |
  |
^ I just hope Fo, gets this resolved soon. I've got at least three funny remarks about creepy mattresses just bursting to come out. But I'm going to be good and wait until we get a *Issue Solved* addition to the subject of this thread so the wise cracks can begin.  |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
 |
|
|
|
 |
Lester
Baiting Guru

Joined: 20 Nov 2003
Posts: 2625
Location: Somewhere between here and there

|
Posted:
Sun Aug 18, 2013 5:20 pm |
  |
Hey now.. I included a funny & legit response in mine  |
_________________
x3 - R&H Spam Skit.
x2 x6
x75
$3,838,681.54 of fake checks taken off the street
x13 x4 4y 3m
_____
"Just open up and tell me the truth and stop tricking your dick." - Mr.Kofi Yousaof
"I'm a Muslim, Ok I'm a Christian, Mother F---. Get the F---- off my phone N-----, don't call me anymore." - A lad on the phone with "Homeland Security". |
|
|
|
 |
Fo'andles
Elite Baiter

Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere

|
Posted:
Sun Aug 18, 2013 7:55 pm |
  |
Just because its special day for me, my main computer is down as well as other things, no cake for me, I am not going to tell you lot when it has been resolved, if at all.  |
_________________ * Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate
x40
FUK OOOOOOOOF - Mrs Cooker James
you are a fo0l forever because you are not worthy to be a human being but an Animal.
.something that cannot take 10minutes is taking you 2months- barrister lawrence |
|
|
|
 |
next victim
Baiting Guru

Joined: 27 Mar 2011
Posts: 21155

|
Posted:
Sun Aug 18, 2013 8:08 pm |
  |
Damn, we've been baited!
@Pastor Frank, that is the stuff! Very versatile, inexpensive and available in many colors if color coordination is needed to please the lady of the house. |
_________________
291+ x 78+ http://yahoonews01.zxq.net/
500 in 6 - 36 pink 11 black
Chairman's Xmas Parti 2012
Hana, Flip It, G spot, Rosy, Cynthia
- web store
Just read the posting on Eater. You are one sick motherf****r! -Alan
"The skull with bunny ears was a good enough warning" - Nailgunner
mentors- http://forum.419eater.com/forum/cherrie_mentor_program.php
This Derick moral monster! From http:/ /scamnewss.wordpress.com/2011/10/14/derrick-ratt-scammer-beware/ Vlad blog
http://tinyurl.com/btf7872 - Toolbox |
|
|
|
 |
Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru

Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237

|
Posted:
Mon Aug 19, 2013 12:45 pm |
  |
^ It's great for lining drawers in a tool chest. Keeps the noise down and keeps tools from sliding all around when you open the drawer. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
|
|
|
 |
Basinga
** WARNED **

Joined: 02 Aug 2013
Posts: 401
Location: Location: Location: Location: Sorry, can't find it

|
Posted:
Mon Aug 19, 2013 12:53 pm |
  |
Admittedly I take a somewhat clarkson-esque approach to problem solving. Now where's my hammer?... |
|
|
|
|
 |
windypops
Baiting Guru

Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X

|
Posted:
Mon Aug 19, 2013 1:36 pm |
  |
^^^ We'll know when your getting your full ration of ZZzzzzs by the sudden extra cheeriness of the tone in your posts.
But being serious for a minute. It sounds like it could be the fabric covering of the mattress that is causing the problem. Some are covered in a shiny silk like material, along with the base if it's a divan. Any matting sandwiched in between the two that has a rough surface should solve the problem. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
 |
|
|
|
 |
|
|