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Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

I have this one working on 2 angles. The biker and the lesbern.

This is Orville

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yes i got the mail, i will really love to know more about you and also send your pictures along with the mail. i will reply and also tell you about myself. thanks for writing me.

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My Regard to you Orville, I hope you in good health condition out there, I like the way you wrote your email it shows you very matured like your age or that you are intelligent like you type of activities. Thanks for writing, I reside in port novo Republic of Benin, where i am into Hair dressing, I also got contract with people whom sell in bulk and buy in bit purchases.

I have no sister no brother am the only child of my parents and lost my father whom was never around when i was growing up cause of much work in the offshore work. I love honesty and good understanding, I have never been married, love shopping, cooking and swimming. I go look after mother whenever am less busy with my work as she is of age now.

I have never been to California and heard it is a nice city, i sure love to have your phone number so we can talk on phone, I like that you matured and not like most young men that boast and tells lie to get my attention like that a lot about your male, can you tell me more about your work past relationship and know that i sure would love to go beyond this stage of our conversation, if that is what you want and willing to go even further as meeting each other and spending valuable time together with one another.
i will stop here so i do not bore you with much, i wait to read from you soon.

Yours Forever,

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hello orville,
i really appreciate your mail back to me cos it makes me feel so special and adorable. am really sorry to hear about your parent cos i know how it feel to not have a parent. my work as a hairdresser is very interesting but not that profiting because of the small shop i used but i still manage to survive with it and with the other product i sale. i requested for your mobile number but you didn't give it to me but i will really appreciate it if you can include it in your next mail to me. i really like you so much and i believe and hope that this will be more than mail and in future we might get to meet in person. i really love the kind of work you do and i hope you earning is good. i will really love us to get to know each other more better and hopefully it might lead to the alter. age, distance and race does not matter to me as long as we both share the same feeling. i hope we can build this relationship and make it more stronger. till i get to read from you soonest. kisses and hugs.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

Anita

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yes, you got it right.

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hello anita,
i really appreciate your mail and i love you been very straight forward in your mail. i am a young and active girl that is full of life. i have never practice a female lover but i like you very well and i believe we can both work things out. i live here in Benin republic where i work as a hairdresser. i will attached some of my pictures. but what about the distance between us, i hope it not a barrier. i will be expecting to read from you soonest.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

In typical lad fashion he tries to move her faster to payday

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hello anita,
is so nice to hear from you soonest, i am really eager and feel it will be so fun to be with you and enjoyed every bit of this. but the problem is the distance between us. dont you think is a bit difficult?

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

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Greetings Dearest Orville,

I am glad you could reply, I did enjoy the weekend, I went shopping and also went to visit my mum this weekend, like i do regularly.

Yes my salon is like most baber shops where people of various works of life come to look good but we make ladies look pretty wonderful and we get the latest news in town early.

It is nice to have your phone number, I will give you a call and we can chat and talk on phone now and things would be more easy to communicate and have a better relationship together.

I am certain it would lead to the alter dear, as long as we can keep up this feelings we can make it happen, i would like to have a man like you to be the father of my kids and the lord of our home. i am sure it would be so much fun. how did you spend your weekend did you go out shopping like me or just hanged out with friends and business associates?

I am sure am going to take good care of you if we become life partners.
I must stop here now and look forward to reading from you sometime soon. I wish you a pleasant day out there and may you remain blessed not forgetting someone out here cherish and appreciates you a lot.

Yours Forever,

Good morning my little lover! How is your Sunday? It is great that you were able to spend time with your mom and do your shopping as well. I am sure she enjoys her time with you. I am here in the shop all alone again this morning to try to get more work done to clear out my shop for the Monday rush.

I will be a very happy man if I end up with you as my wife and we make babies together. They would be very lovely like their mother.

I will be having dinner with the young lady that calls me her daddy tonight. We have a weekly date for dinner so I can always know what is happening in her life.

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i will prefer us to plan how we are going to meet so that we can feel each other for real.

Aloha darling! I am very happy to read that you are yearning to get your hands on me baby and I feel the same about you but I think you are trying to rush into this for some odd reason. People don't meet after 3 emails baby. I think you need to slow down and let's get to know each other before we plan for something permanent. The way you are going at this there is no way if could work out right.

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How my sweetie, I hope you good, thanks for your wonderful mail, I hope and pray everything is alright with you out there? my Sunday was pleasant, i had to visit my mother and spend quality time with her she is good but on medication as usual for some time now.

What do you sell in your shop out there? is it okay with you? I am sure I would be a very happy man if am yours and the mother of your children if God almighty permits it My Dearest Orville.

I am sure they will have some good attributes of yours as well baby, I think sex is good to make a healthy relationship baby. hehehe am sure i will be too much a lady for you baby dearest.

Sweetie, I hope and pray you had a pleasant time with you daughter and she is doing real good out there, I did try reaching you on your mobile but it ended up with the voice answering machine. I bet she is fine and everything alright with you two, I look forward to reading from you again have a pleasant day out there.

Yours Forever,

Good morning sexy mama! How are you dong today? Everything is fine here but will be getting pretty busy here in a little bit. I sometimes have people coming in as early as 5 or so wanting things. I hope you enjoyed your time with your mother as I did with my baby girl last night.What is wrong with your mom honey? Is it just an age thing or something else?

Sex and communication are very important in a relationship and I will love it if I might find out if you are the naughty girl I am sure you could be? I might be older baby girl but I still know how to play in bed. I am sure we are both going to love what we learn of the other in there.

I think there are a few pictures on here of things that we sell here.

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Good morning My Dearest Orville,

I am sure you had a pleasant day out there, and work is treating you pleasant. I am good and had a very busy day, am glad you good you good and it is nice you busy and could find time to write me. I like it when am very busy dearest. good to meet new people daily, get new ideas and better when you get their work done pretty well and they thank you for your hospitality. smiles

I always have a nice time hanging out with mother, mom is fun when she is on her best attitude, smiles. she is done with health issues and on medications.

I am happy you really want to discuss about sex that means we would share all our secrets and get to know each other better, which is a very good thing. Good you still know how to treat your lady right, I would be a sad lady if you were to have me at home and not make love to me...

I will view the pictures you sent to me and probably have them printed out to really appreciate it, smiles. they all so cute that am confused which of them would become my wallpaper. smiles.

I wish you a blissful and wonderful day out there sweetie.

Yours Forever,

Good morning my sexy mama! How are you feeling today? I am glad you had a great and busy day. I also enjoy being very busy. It doesn't matter much to me what I am doing but if I am awake I must be doing something.

It is good to read that your mothers health issues are mostly minimal and only on medication. I have ongoing issues from the war but those are taken care of at the VA hospital.

I am very open minded about anything in our love life. I have no secrets at all and never intend to. It is foolish for a person to not consider their lovers fantasies or desire. You will not have to worry about us being at home and not making love. You will have to worry more about keeping my hands off you and running me out the door in the morning so you can rest.

I better get back to work my love. Have a great day.

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Thanks for you mail, you must have noticed by now that am very interested reading from you, I like that we already familiar with one another and looking toward the brighter side of our new found love chapter, am show it is the beginning of a very interesting and romantic relationship together, I can not wait to feel your presence around me and get to know you meant for me and me for you as well dearest. I can not worry much about our future cause am certain since we got true love and understanding we will build a happier and appreciated home together, my greetings to your daughter whom you have refused to mention her name to your sweetheart.

Kisses and much hugs Dearest Orville,

Good evening my lover! Of course I have noticed many things about you and so far I am liking all of what I know. I think it is important for us to view this as something that we want to go much further than this email stuff. i think we could have a great relationship in the making here.

I did not mean to seem rude about my daughter. It is just me being a careful dad seeing how my lady will see my relationship with her and her mother. Her name is Lynn dear and she is 23 now.

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Thanks for your mail sweetie, know that I did received it with pleasure, I want you to know that am glad you noticed am all into you and know that am ready to move this relationship further than it is already as long as you ready and will go all the miles to make it a success dearest love.

My regards to Lynn and no that I would not want anything to make her unhappy since she is the sweet lady of my dearest loving Orville.

I hope you would share a greet day at work today and do not forget to tell me about your day at the work today. I wish you all the best have a pleasant day out there.

Yours Forever,

Good morning my sexy little mama! How are you doing today? I think it might be a very good idea for us to try to move this to something more than what we have now. I am very ready for that.

I am just beginning my day so i really don't know all of what might become of it. There are some things I can state for a fact but I never know what customers might come in wanting or needing so they must be taken care of in the midst of working on the motorcycles in the shop.

I will certainly give your regards to Lynn when I see her again. I will be letting her know that I have a new lady in my life. I know she will be happy to hear that.

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Orville

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Good morning sweetie and thanks for your compliments well appreciated and received my love. I also agree with you that it is time to take the bold step and do our best to move our relationship for ward to the next step, I had to take my time to think about us and have come to accept the fact that without you I do not think I would be happy with someone else. I feel like you and I have known ourselves for long cause I think about you more each passing day and it would be only right to say we meant for one another.

Since you say you ready know that am ready for us to move this relationship into something more serious and mutual. smiles am so excited at the thought that we really want to do this my sweetest Orville.

I wish I could be by your side assisting you at the workshop some day that is if you permit me sweet. then am sure your burden would be lighten and I will definitely make you happy daily. smiles

I am glad Lynn would hear of my regards to her, I hope she gets to like my company with her darling loving father, my sweetheart. I will pray to God almighty she do accept me into her life and yours.

I really wish you to write me soon my sweet cause I am always waiting to read from you and if you permit i think it would be nice we chat on yahoo messenger when you free from work and other activities.

Waiting for you my sweet darling.

Lots Of Hugs,

Yours Forever,

Good morning my sexy baby! How are you? I know for certain that I would be unhappy if you were to be with another. I can't get you out of my mind and dying for the day that I will find you in the home, in my arms and in our bed.

It would be very nice to have you here at the shop with me but I am not sure how much actual work would get done with me looking at my baby all the time.

I know that Lynn will accept you in her life as well. She will just be glad that someone is making me happy.

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Good morning Loving Orville,

I am good and was busy with work, I hope your day was pleasant out there and everything went as planned? I do not want you to feel unhappy so I would not want you to be with another lady beside me neither would I be happy with another man beside you dearest loving Orville.

I now know that we both feel the same way about each other, heheheh, lol. It would be unwise to have you staring at me all through the day and neglect work sweet, so I guess I would be at home waiting on your arrival. smiles

I would be the happiest lady in the world if Lynn would accept and permit my coming into her lovely family. I sure would love you to be happy always my sweet.

I am glad you love me sweetie, I want you to know you appreciated and adored by me your sweet baby.

Look forward to reading from you and would be meeting with mum this weekend I would tell her about you and am sure she will be glad to write to you. eheheh

I did try calling your phone number again to no avail, I hope all is well and your line is intact dearest? you can send me the phone number again, possible there is mistake or something.

Thinking about you.

Yours Forever,

Good morning my lover! How are you doing today? Everything is fine here and not really going to plan but it goes along regardless and we just have to deal with it here.

On the weekends, once you arrive at our home, I will not be coming into the shop unless it is really urgent that I do. I will be at home with my lovely little wife.

It is great that you will be spending time with your mom and telling her about us. I will be happy to write her in return if she wants to talk with me. That is no problem at all.

I know Lynn very well dear and she will have no trouble with me having a wife. She knows everything that happened between her mother and I and she is not a jealous kind of girl.

I am not sure what you are finding when you dial my number honey. If I am not with my phone it should go to answering machine. The number is <my k7> and as far as I know it works even though I haven't checked it.

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Aloha baby! I hope you are fine over there. I have not read from you in a bit and starting to worry for you. I miss you!

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am sorry have been a little busy but have missed you too. how is everything going over there?

Aloha darling! I am glad you are fine. Everything is great here just worried about why I was not reading from you.

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is so nice now that we are talking so what have you been doing all this while and i hope you have not found another lover,

No baby, I have not sought another. I was waiting to see if there might be something between us. I wasn't real sure how you felt.

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you should know that am willing to give you a trial.

Aloha my dear! I am glad that you are ready to give me a chance. I promise you will really enjoy it.

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Orville

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Greetings Sweetie, I am doing fine today, the weekend is near and I only closed form work some few minutes out here, the traffic is always huge during weekends, since everyone is rushing home and few are traveling to Diokpa from Port Novo to meet their family and loved ones, I will be visiting mummy tomorrow morning, I will share our love story with her and I know she would be glad her prayers as come to pass like she had been praying for some years now, smiles.

I do not know when you would like me to come and visit you and Lynn home but am sure it would be pretty soon, just know that when you feel like you really want me around I would take a long vacation and come visit you people and if we think we are ready to start a happy family then I could just get something doing there and make your home mine, but only if that is what you truly want us to do sweetie.

I am glad Lynn is very understanding and I would be happy to have her both as a sister and daughter, smiles. I know she would appreciate and like my kind of lady as I would make her very comfortable with me.

I really want to talk to you so please let me know when you on phone sweetie, I do not want to speak with answering machine cause the answering machine is not my sweetheart dearest Orville, smiles.

I will try when you tell me best time to talk to you sweetie.

I will miss you and really look forward to chatting with you or best send me a loving mail wish I always appreciate and adore.
Kisses and Hugs,

Yours Forever,

Good evening my sexy baby girl! I hope you have a lot of fun with your mother this weekend and that she might approve of our relationship.

I dislike evening traffic myself but I am glad that I live just a few miles outside of town.

If the choice were mine, you would have already been here. One thing I believe we need to assure is that you know I am not willing to only meet you for a short time. I want the whole marriage and family.

This distance is an obstacle for us at this moment but if you aren't ready for a lifetime with me then we would both be wasting our time and money for this trip.

I know that you and Lynn will get along great and I am sure that you will also find her mother to be very sweet and friendly.

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Anita

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good morning dear,
i just want to say a lovely goodmorning to my dear love. how was your night?

Aloha my dear! Thank you for the lovely morning wish. My night could have been much better if I had someone sharing it with me. How was your night baby?

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Orville

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Hello Orville Dearest,

Good afternoon out here in Port Novo, I do not know if it is faith that is directing our path or if it is our destiny, which ever it may be know darling that am in all way with you. If you had asked me to come there for a short period I would not be willing to meet you or continue this relationship, cause I will know that you only willing to take me for a ride, like mother says you seem smart and matured to know you have a lucky lady for a good wife and seems from my explanation of our conversation you a good husband and she says she is sorry about your past relationship but you must learn to appreciate what you have even from mistakes. She is fine, resting right now in her room am in the living room watching movies and tilting her a warmer. How is work today, you having much people in the shop today, are you meeting our daughter Lynn this weekend? My regards to her when you do meet and try to stay healthy until I come prepare both of you some very unique and interesting dishes, we will have lot of good talks, see places and visit cinemas.

I know the distance between shall not be barrier to us. I pray to meet Lynne's mother as well, of course I would love to meet her and get to share her views and ideas of life, no one is every perfect we can only be perfect when loving one another and forgiving past mistakes sweetie.

My love to you and everyone, I got to go now and look forward to chatting with you, still yet to tell me when we can speak on phone.

Yours Forever.

Good afternoon my lover! How are you and mom doing there? If I had asked you to come for a short time and you were willing to do it, I would not have continued myself.

I am not into playing games so I just have to say no to short time visits. I am strapping your sexy little body to our bed and keep you all to myself. I am going to make you my wife and mother to our children.

Honey, your mother should not be upset bout my past relationships. I am not upset with any lady in my life. Everything has been an experience but none of them were bad. I have Lynn from the last one, how could I possibly be upset about that?

The customers have been rather sporadic as usual but I always have work so I am occupied a little bit. I hope you don't mind that I have your pictures set up on a safe screen thing when I am here by myself so I can always see my lover.

I will be seeing Lynn tomorrow night as always. I am not sure if her mother will be joining us or not but she did mention Italian food for this week. I am not sure what she has in mind but I will tomorrow.

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my night was so sweet even now that i hear from you. i will love you to drop me your phone number so that i can call you hear your voice.

Aloha darling! It is nice that you had a great night and I wish we were together to enjoy that. I do not think it is a good idea at this time to exchange numbers. I will need to know you a lot better before we get to that stage.

In fact, why don't you give me your number and when we get to that point I will give you a call.

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Orville

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Greetings Sweetie, I had to do laundries yesterday, so I was very busy and could not check my mails, mom had line up of clothes waiting to be washed and dry cleaned.

I hope you good sweetie and everything is alright with you now, I get to think about you most of the time and have considered that I keep missing you more and feeling like I had already known you.

I like that you do not play silly games, I dislike such acts of hurts to people especially love ones sweetie, I am willing to love you and am I you would be a loving and caring husband sweetie.

I pray you send my regards and love to Lynn and her husband tell them I promise to be their best friend and take good care of you sweetie.

I like Italian Want you and the family to keep mine but guess I would arrive rather late to join you all.

I do care and you mean a lot okay so please do take good care of you and the family until I join you all.

I love,

with Kisses and Hugs,

Good morning my princess! How are you doing? It is fine that you were busy and could not mail me dear. I am not bothered.

Everything is great here other than being lonely and thinking of my new bride to be. I do miss you and cannot wait until I am finally able to feel my lovely wife next to me.

I did pass your love and greetings to Lynn when I had dinner with her last night. She is not married though dear. She has a few boys that she dates but is married to nobody yet. She is more focused on her studies.

I am afraid that it just was not plausible to save any food for you last night but I know where they have more so I will be able to take you to dinner there whenever you feel like having Italian.

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greetings sweetie,

am so sorry that i could not write you yesterday, i took mum to the hospital because she was not feeling well, and that is why i could not reply your mail yesterday. i have really missed you and i hope you missed me too. mum is feeling alright down is just a little malaria fever. how is lynn doing? i hope everything is alright and how is work going? i am really missing you and i just cant wait till we get to meet in person. mum said i should extend her greetings to you. till i get to read from you.

Good morning sexy mama! How are you? How is she coming down with malaria? I thought that was something easily prevented. Please give her my best babe. I missed you baby but mom is more important.

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hello sweetie,
thank you so much for your concern, like i told you, mum is getting better and i really appreciate your concern. how is work today? i hope everything went the way you planned. what about lynn, i just cant wait to meet with her and i know it will be real fun together. i will be expecting your mail and i hope will get to meet soonest.

Good evening my lover! I am glad to know that mom is better now. Give her a big hug and kiss for me.

Work never really goes as planned but has become at least a little bit predictable for our busier days. Mondays and Tuesdays are our busiest days and they kind of level off again by Wednesday.

Lynn was doing great and can't wait to meet you. She wants to see daddys new sweetheart.

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Hello Sweetie, It is always nice to read from you, I am glad work is very predictable. I am also glad mom is better now, my love and affections goes to Lynn and you not forgetting all your loved ones out there. I do miss you so much and want you to know that you always on my mind and I do not prepare for the day without you in mind sweetie.

Orville dearest, am really very much concerned about your visit here or mine there depending on what we both agree, I think it is time we start preparing before the xmas rush of flight trip and cost will rocket up.

Work here has reduced cause of the weather which is very terrible, bad windy weather with no rainfall. People hardly come out unless during the evenings. I know it will improve when the weather stables. Smile

Darling, I will look forward to your email and what you think about us meeting and sharing good understanding and relationship between us.

I must stop for now sweetie, look forward to reading from you.

Yours Forever,

Good evening sexy mama! How was your day? Mine was pretty much the same but I have been thinking of you all through the day. I missed your mail through the day so I was a little worried but I am glad to see it now.

It is quite some time before Xmas but I do not want to wait that long to have you all to myself. I would want you here, settled in and comfortable by then. I want you for my gift!

It is a shame that your work has changed due to wind. I have never heard of that. Most people here work no matter what the weather is.

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Anita

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am so sorry, i have been busy with work. i have missed you too. everything is ok.

Aloha baby! I am glad you are fine and hope work is going well for you.

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Orville

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Hello Darling Orville, I am glad to read from you and am very comfortable with you idea of having me for your Xmas gift, I would want to be there as well before Xmas, which mean we have to start preparing now, since visa from here to the States take a month or more to be ready.

I will inquire and know what it takes to get be there and share the information with you sweetie.

I long to be cuddle around your arms, I long to hold and caress you sweetie, meet with your daughter Lynn and her mother be their friend and your friends as well, see places around your city, there are so many things I would love us to do so many things sweetie and I know you long for same. I miss you much and really want us to spend time and understand each other then we can plan our marriage, cause I would want to be wed to no one other than you my sweet darling.

I expect to hear from you so that I would know what to do sweetie, If you want me to go see the travel office and ask about how to get the visa to United States and any other documents necessary to get to you my loving Orville, cause I really do miss and long to be held by you darling.

Waiting to read from you and yes it is rare but the weather is terrible, today is sunny not much of a stormy weather. I am having you in thoughts and can't wait to meet you and the family sweetie.

Forever Yours,

Hello my sexy little bride to be! How is your day? You will make a lovely gift for my holidays, not just Xmas.

I am always waiting for you to meet everyone and then we may find many things to do together. I know we will be visiting the ocean and Hollywood on occasion. Attending rallies and bike build offs, rallies and such. And of course we will have to have the scenic things to share and barbecues with our friends.

I will tell you I know nothing of planning a wedding but I will be glad to do it with you. First we need to decide the size and type and figure the rest from that.

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Anita

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thanks for always asking after me.

Aloha darling! I am always going to ask after you, you are my lover. I worry when I don't read from you.

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Orville

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Hello Sweetie, I am very excited to meet with you and the family, I think I will be dreaming all about it until I finally meet you all.. smiles

I will be going to the travel office first thing in the morning and ask what is needed to be with you and my family sweetie. I know it will be the best holiday you had ever had in a very long time darling.

It would be a dream to see Hollywood and I guess the Ocean would be a very lovely sight sweetie. I do love bike rides, but I had not done any rally before until now, I know it would be amazing for me sweetie.I love to prepare BBQ so I know you would really love my various varieties of it baby and I be the family would always ask for more when they taste it sweetie.

I myself have never had a wedding before but I had been to various wedding so I guess I know one or more things about it darling Orville, I long to be wrapped around you and the family and get to tell you all stories about my little town. smiles

I guess you know a lot already single you know we need figure out sizes, shapes, participants etc

I adore you sweet, know you mine forever and am always yours baby.

Missing you still

Yours Forever,

Good morning my queen! How are you doing today? The day you arrive home to your man will be my favorite holiday, or at least until we figure out our wedding. I am looking forward to seeing what you find out about your arrival.

I know you will enjoy the places we will visit. No matter where we go or what we are doing, we will be together. I know you will love the rallies and barbecues with everyone.

You certainly are going to be mine forever.

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Anita

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thanks so much, how is things going with you?

Aloha my lover! Everything looks great here so far but the day has only begun. I still haven't even had my shower yet. Wish you were here to wash me.