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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:03 am |
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while dealing with Prince Lad, I've had this guy writing as well. Now I really wanted to focus on getting Prince to travel, but I think it's time to introduce you to the new guy. Lad writes to me out of the blue in chat. Later on messages. In the Chat I decide the Ditz is smashed, in RL I was visiting friends and hadn't been drinking (for a change):
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Scammer
Hello
April 15 Ditz
hello
April 15 Scammer
Hw r u 2day
April 15 Ditz
it is very late, and I have drunk too much bubbly! I will go to sleep soon
April 15 Scammer
K.when can i talk with u
April 15 Ditz
I will be here for a little bit longer
April 15 Scammer
K.pls if u dont mind are u in a relatnshp
April 15 Ditz
my friends are here with me, and they do not use this
I am in the middle of a messy divorce
we are fighting for control of the farm
April 15 Scammer
Wow!i'm very sorry abt dat
April 15 Ditz
thank you, but at least we have no children to get involved
my husband left me
for a 19 year old
April 15 Scammer
I like u
April 15 Ditz
thank you, you're very sweet
April 15 Scammer
Pls let go,its not worth it
Hw old are u
April 15 Ditz
but for a 19 year old?
I am 45 this year
he left me for a 19 year old...
man!
April 15 Scammer
I do undrstand hw u feel right now
April 15 Ditz
Do you know how humiliating that is?
to be dumped for a man!
f*ck I'm drunk
I will get more bubbly
April 15 Scammer
Take it easy dear
April 15 Ditz
I am with friends, it's all good
April 15 Scammer
Hey slow down
April 15 Ditz
slow down? I am German, we do not know the meaning of the words "slow down"
April 15 Scammer
Ok
April 15 Ditz
I have a new glass of bubbly
April 15 Scammer
Just take it easy
April 15 Ditz
we drink! A toast
to new beginnings
and more bubbly
April 15 Scammer
I'll love us 2start afresh
April 15 Ditz
A fresh?
April 15 Scammer
Yes
Wot do u think
April 15 Ditz
i do not know schatzi. Perhaps I should get to know you better first
April 15 Scammer
No problem
I'm single n need a serious relatnshp
April 15 Ditz
I need a quickie divorce, and the farm
April 15 Scammer
Ok.hw long do u think its goin 2take
April 15 Ditz
it's been too long already
I go back to Goulburn divorce court on Monday
my friends have driven up from Sydney to keep my company
and we party while they are here
April 15 Scammer
Very supportive friends
April 15 Ditz
yes they are, and my niece brought bubbly
April 15 Scammer
Hw do we stay intouch
April 15 Ditz
you can email me if you wish
April 15 Scammer
Wot abt call
April 15 Ditz
I am in the middle of nowhere, the satellite phone works when it wants to
April 15 Scammer
So wots ur e-mail
April 15 Ditz
oops, silly me
<snipped>
April 15 Scammer
<also snipped>
April 15 Ditz
I will try remember that
but now Mitzi wants to check her email, I think I should go lie down for a bit
the room is starting to spin
April 15 Scammer
Hahaha.take care
April 15 AScammer
miss u gr8ly
And that was the 1st chat session. The rest has been messages here and there, usual guff. Gimme your phone number:
April 16 Ditz
I enjoyed our chat, but I was not well the next day! maybe we can chat again
April 17 Scammer
hello dear,are u there?
pls u can reach me on +<snippo>.i'm so eager to talk with you! (Of COURSE you are)
hw did the court case went?
April 17 Ditz
It is ongoing schatzi. I tried your number and nothing happened! no engaged signal, no ringing nothing (It MIGHT of, had I actually TRIED!)
April 18 Scammer
pls do try it again its +<snipperella>.thks
April 21 Scammer
my dear
April 22 Ditz
I have tried over a dozen times and as I mentioned, nothing, not even an engaged signal. I am sorry (And by TRY, I mean "Couldn't be assed"!)
April 22 Scammer
ok.txt me ur number let me call u..hope u r ok
April 22 Ditz
it has been a difficult time
Nick tried to beat me up outside of court on thursday
and had to be taken away by police
he is out on bail right now and I am truly scared for my safety
I cannot txt, it doesn't work
I have a satellite phone, not a mobile
they are not the same thing
Monday Scammer
i'm so sori about dat wish i'm by ur side right now...just txt me d satellite phone numbr and let me try and reach u.
13 hours ago Ditz
txt? Isn't that a cell phone thing? I have a satellite phone it does not have that option
12 hours ago Scammer
so i guess we'll continue like this.so how are things going on with u |
More soon I guess |
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Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
 x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
 (19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Wed May 02, 2012 4:55 am |
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IN farcebook messages, I send this back, bolding is mine:
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You can email as well if you wish. But I must confess things are very stressful here in Yalbraith. I am staying with friends after Nick tried to set fire to the farm. He is in Police custody now and has a sentencing hearing in Goulburn set for the 13th of this month.
While it means I probably will get the farm, I will have to sell it as soon as possible and get out of New South wales entirely. I have friends in Snowtown in South Australia, maybe I could buy a property there |
For those not in the know, I picked Snowtown for a reason (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowtown_murders)
And today, lad sends me this:
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| i do understand what u are going through right now and only wish i could be with you right now.i was hoping i should invite u over to rest and be together,i'll also e-mail u.i was robbed 3 day ago and my phone and laptop was stolen. |
Of COURSE it was!  I sent this back:
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| That's terrible schatzi, what did the police say? I DO hope you reported it, were they insured? |
More soon I guess, edited for typos  |
_________________
Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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Pretty´s Darling
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jun 2011
Posts: 197
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Wed May 02, 2012 12:29 pm |
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chrys, it sounds interesting. I´d like to read more. |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Wed May 02, 2012 2:39 pm |
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Okies. Lad sends this, I suspect a rent request is up soon:
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| yes i did report it 2 the police.i'm tryin to put money together to get another apartment in a more secured location |
Will write back when I have more time, need a fix for adobe cs4 |
_________________
Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Tue May 08, 2012 12:08 pm |
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12 days in, and we have our request for cash:
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| my luv i really dont want 2say this but my present situation and condition warrants it,i'll like u to assist me with little cash to secure a better and secure apartment...please! |
more soon, when I work out how I want this to go |
_________________
Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Mon May 21, 2012 6:30 am |
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Lad drops little hints here and there like "U there?". Time to let him know I lost the farm:
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Scammer
sweet heart,hw's d case going?i want u 2consider visiting me!
Ditz
The case is now over and I have lost. Nick was awarded the farm and I have to pay costs. I am in the middle of finding somewhere new to live before Nick takes over in a few weeks. With all the trouble he got himself into, I am amazed he won the farm... |
More as i get it |
_________________
Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Tue Jul 10, 2012 9:22 pm |
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So... some legend on Farcebook has put up a page on International chrysis, with more pics than I could dream of. I'm updating the photos when this lad chirps back in, after a MONTH. Bolding and comments are mine:
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Scamming Turd
my love,y did u forsake me?
48 minutes ago
The Ditz
I have not been well, I haven't been online at all
in fact, I almost died (I was gonna use a made up disease, then decided against it)
44 minutes ago
Scamming Turd
what happened?anyway thank God u are ok now,so where are u now
43 minutes ago
The Ditz
I got out of hospital on the weekend. I am resting at home now
41 minutes ago
Scamming Turd
Thank God,but what happnd
40 minutes ago
The Ditz
I hadn't been well, so it was decided to drive me to hospital. And on the way the Audi was hit by a truck and tore the car in two
looking at the photo I am amazed I am still alive to tell the tale (Later on, I can use the Audi pic I have that was used in a lawyer bait as "proof" the Ditz was in a car crash)
37 minutes ago
Scamming Turd
wow!thats v serious!i thank God 4u,pls when u have fully recover i would love 4u 2come over
36 minutes ago
The Ditz
where do you live again? I know you told me, but to be honest my memory hasn't been the same lately (That and the fact I didn't actually GIVE a rat's ass) 
33 minutes ago
Scamming Turd
i do understand,u need so much rest.i live in lagos Nigeria
33 minutes ago
The Ditz
what's it like there? Nigeria is in Africa isn't it?
30 minutes ago
Scamming Turd
darling it is wonderful here and i know u will love it here.yes Nigeria is Africa and d giant of African nations
29 minutes ago
The Ditz
tell me more please, I am stuck in this bed, damn leg cast (I wanted to see how far he'd go with painting Nigeria as Paradise)
24 minutes ago
Scamming Turd
Nigeria is a place that if full business opportunity,fun and believe me u wld not want to leave when u visit,its better experienced to describing it
(Business? The Ditz is having none of that)
23 minutes ago
The Ditz
business??? Sounds yucky. what's the shopping like? Any nice bars? What about local brands of bubbly?
I so long to leave this apartment. Sabrina and I chose it because of it's proximity to nightlife and I can't get to any of it
19 minutes ago
Scamming Turd
darling i'm promising u they are awhole lot here than u can imagine,shopping is great and u will love d local drinks
19 minutes ago
The Ditz
bubbly?
Is there a good Nigerian champagne? (I have a custom tag to maintain)
18 minutes ago
Scamming Turd
i cant wait to have you around dear
17 minutes ago
The Ditz
It'll be a few weeks yet, the leg bones are still mending, then they remove the metal plate
17 minutes ago
Scamming Turd
yes we have lots of wonderful champagne (I sense almost a hint of a sigh)
16 minutes ago
The Ditz
yaaaay, bubbly I will get sabrina to pour me a glass now
she has been so helpful
I don't know what I would do without her
15 minutes ago
Scamming Turd
i'm also thanking her for being there for you
14 minutes ago
The Ditz
she has to go class soon, then I will try again to get some sleep
12 minutes ago
Scamming Turd
ok dear,u need to rest alot.i'm so happy to hear from u and i must say you are very beautiful
11 minutes ago
The Ditz
thank you, it is late, it is almost sunrise here. Sabrina is making herself coffee (Which is true, I haven't been able to sleep this morning)
8 minutes ago
Scamming Turd
u didnt tell me where u are,Australia?
7 minutes ago
The Ditz
I was in Yalbraith when we last spoke, but then I lost the farm
Now sabrina and rent in Darlinghurst
in Sydney
4 minutes ago
Scamming Turd
ok.well get well soon,let me leave u to rest and pls do go offline now
3 minutes ago
The Ditz
okay you sweet young man, I'll have this last glass of bubbly then try to get some sleep.
3 minutes ago
Scamming Turd
can i reach u on mobile phone now?
(After a mad scramble for the reserved numbers, I give up and decide to look for them later)
a few seconds ago
The Ditz
I think I will try get back to sleep now. You can ring later |
And there you have it. Let's see if lad responds |
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Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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