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Val Valentine – WWE’s next biggest star!

Val Valentine to me (in response to a personal add I posted on Craigslist)

hi, whats up man. am valentine by name...an 20 yrs old and am here to kit up with you if you dont mind...do you watch wrestling,are you a wwe fans, do you go to monday night raw..do you have a best super star you love most,would you love to have a hero owned to youself then here is one real and ready to rock and roll....
am a street boy and a trained wrestler..am very honest and sincere and am simple with living. i know most things online now are scams and lies.most young men now decides to steal and make a living than to work and live good. am a trained wrestler, am good at fighting and am the current champion in my community but i just dont have much to get me to the international.i just finish my college education and my master just pass away so i am bearly confused and do not know what to do. i need a boss and a guardian someone t help me accomplish my dream...i want an invitation to the state and i will be your suprer hero, fight and make you richer and more popular in wwe history....i want to be one of the best super star in the wwe history just like jeff hardy and many more...am much younger and strong and very determined and know what i want in life,am not a bot and am not a lier ok..let me know if you are interested in building a hero and a super of your own remember all the profit will be your and people will know you more than they use to just like respecting you....my email is [email protected]
add me so we can talk more...i really hope to talk to you soon

Rhian to Val (my response)

What?
You responded to my personal add - why are you contacting me? I'm looking to find a chick to date. I'm definately not looking to help someone become a professional wrestler. This has got to be the funniest spam I have ever received.

Rhian

Vals response

you called it a spam, you think am looking for money...well you dont know me thats why you call me that name boddy...am your brother, i can help you tomorrow.chicks will never help you,they only can give to you pussy and that can last for just some minute. am not a spam and dont call me that, am serious and am real.i might be low today but you dont know tomorrow and please try and be good cos we brothers...am sorry to have disturb you but am serious with what i told you and i will be glad if you could be of help cos am really tired of trying with no hope and am not looking for money ok so you can do all necessary preparattion yourself and i promise to fight and get your expenses back but if you dont want to help no problem cos life is all about trying and it doesnt matter how many times we fail but have to keep and never give up just like cena....

Rhian’s response to Val’s email

Val,
I'm not gay so I'm not sure why you responded to my personal CL post. I'm looking for a woman and you sent me a photo of yourself with your shirt off.
So, whats up? Do you want to blow me on the couch while watching WWE or something????

Rhian

Val’s response(s)

hey ryan, i would love to tell you about me but you see many people go online telling lies about their selves and what never existed so i would want to be one all in the name of money...i will tell you this and really i want you to take me as a brother cos i mean no harm to you nor anybody..if i had made it to the wwe and be a super on my own i know you would love to be my fan, i never take the easy part like cm punk, am as brave as jeff hardy and am here to replace him...you ryan my dad died when i was just 10yr old and mom left to marry another man, i never visit her but i go look for my sister..i have been living with an unknown person you took me from the street and he happens to be a traditional wrestler so he always teaching me fighting..am a little good and am sure i can be the man...if you help me get there we could stay as a brother and as a friend and i will fight to make you richer and you wont look for chicks but chicks will look for ya cos you are a super star...i hope you understand and please get back to me so we can discuss ok..i can raise some money of my own so lets chart ok..my email is [email protected]
add me so we talk ok...bye ryan
val

Val sent a second email right away without me sending him anything

no not at all, i just email you now...think about it ryan we could be brothers...thats my sister she aint no shirt off...am a cool and honest guy am sure if you can make me your friend, only good things will come out...please take your time and think about it man...am real and honest with you...am sorry if am disturbing you ok..am sorry..lets talk man

Here is how I responded to his 2 emails

Are you for real? You think the WWE really wants a skinny african to join them. You have to hit the roids, go to a real wrestling school and find a trainer such as Papa Shango or something. I personally know the Ultimate Warrior and he'd be willing to train you as long as you would become his gay lover (on the down low of course).

Rhian

Then I went ahead and just sent him another without waiting for him to reply (like he did)

Your sister sure looks like a dude if that was a picture of her. I think you'd make more money and become a superstar if you considered becoming SUPER TWINK.

Rhian

Val responded with 4 additional emails

1.
rhian you the man and am glad to meet you ok. i might be an africa but we still brothers..kofi kingston is an africa and his country is very close to mine..am sure i can be the man and am ready to do anything to make it work..i sware am for real..can you help me out i promise to live and guard you forever man please help me ok please am ready and am real..i will rock the wwe and you will be my boss...i would love to know more about the worrior ok ..i still trained everyday....lets chart man....thank you and i promise you will not be let down by me
thanks man

2.
what do you mean SUPER TWINK

3. (this one is really funny because he only sent me 2 photos of a kid, apparently he’s forgotten this already and is now saying he sent me photos of his sister or something)

HEY MAN, please be nice, she aint no dude.please dont talk to her like that..she is pretty but she aint photogynic..i have to go..my im is [email protected]
please lets talk sometime..am glad to meet with you and please be serious..am not interested in the money...i just want to be free and make a name of a hero...you can be the boss and i will respect you..i will write you when i come on line..
bye

4.
am counting on you man, you my brother

Here’s how I responded to all of Val’s emails (so far)
Val,
How exactly are you going to live forever???? That one really confuses me. So, how in Africa are you going to get noticed by the WWE? What are your plans? What do you think about the name I proposed for you SUPER TWINK? I think you could come into the ring with a belt of dildos and maybe shoot whipped cream on the faces of the opponents that you beat. Assless chaps are a definate must for this persona.

Rhian
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Not quite a Newb Joined: 30 Oct 2008 Posts: 22

Loling my @$$ off at the Ultimate Warrior comment, mostly because of two things.
1: the Ultimate warrior actually has a very Anti gay blog so I can just imagine what would happen if he read your post there. Given his nuttier-than-squirrel-poo-Crazy-Dingo-Warrior personality. I could only imagine the results.

2: I could just see in my head someone scam baiting him posing as the ultimate warrior and Acting like they are wiling to take him on under their wing as a wrestler in training. ((I can just imagine the Sentences involving Distrucity, getting Foked, and Use of the sound effect *Skronk*
**thank you ultimate warrior comic**

Also the whole super twink thing...Don't insult twinks That is a term in the Pencil and paper RP world to refer to player characters who are made to exploit rules in the game such as Certain Monster Player character stats, Certain obscure parts of what a feat does, etcetera to make a character that is overpowered for their level.

In Video game RPGs it typically is used to refer to Jack of all trades classes like "Red Mages"

IN mmorpgs this term has came into use referring to Twink gear. In this case armor and weapons that have high stats for a given level and is only obtainable via either a lot of highly improbable very lucky drops or purchase from player to player trading. usually for high prices.

Either way point I was making is As a gamer I kinda hate the use of twink being used as a homosexual metaphor as it kinda adds further insult to my subculture.

BTW not trying to flame Just making commentary on the post In fact if I wasn't such a newbiie at this I would be tempted to bait them as a wrestling promoter personality and see just how far he is willing to take the kayfabe.

Edit:: additional info

Quote:

"You think the WWE really wants a skinny african to join them."

Not to seem like lad hugger on this but I kinda think this comment Kinda bordered on a form of nationalist racism. (not to be confused with National Socialist Racism) Personally, if I had made the statement i would have (if taking that route) said something like Skinny Punkass kid Or something, or even used some wrestling biz lingo like referring to him as a jobber or saying he looks like he couldn't sell a match much less sell merch.

Basically all I am saying is it seems that The African comment just seems to come across as unnecessarily racist.

Bottom line: Insulting a friggin lad IMHO Awesome funny as hell , Insulting a lad on basis of race/Nationality = Insulting all of the majority of Nigerians and Africans who are not scammers by Making a judgement that they are all equally worthless as lads.

Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 4:43 pm

Wrestling baits can be fantastic...I made a lad sell his car to rent out a ring. If you have a search, the photos are on here somewhere!

Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 7:38 pm

And also...

Quote:

"You think the WWE really wants a skinny african to join them."

Racist? Give me a break! He is skinny and he's African. Its like saying Im of average build and Scottish. I really dont think there was any racism whatsoever implied there.

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