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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 10:50 pm

I got real mad at Charles Soludo for not getting of script. I dropped him a while ago.

One day I was bored and decided to send him a letter telling him that he was a *&^(&##%% and a %$@&**& and so forth.
I wrote the letter in Spanish. to my surprise 3 week later he replies Laughing

My leter to the mugu: STRONG LANGUAGE IN SPANISH

Quote:

Dear Mr. Boludo

Como hijos de la chingada estas. Me dijeron que eras un pinchi puto maricon.
Vete mucho a chupar vergas de chivo. Putos como tu, se los deben conjer un perro callejero.
Espero que encuentres algo para que puedas saber lo que te digo cara de nalga aguada.

Metete el pinchi dedo cara de vega. que cien chivos te cohan cada noche.
Los $2,000.00 dollares te los mandar� en en mecos. As�, cabr�n que feo no saber cuando the la rayan.

Bueno que chupes mucha verga

I guess he had a hell of a time trying to translate the letter and could only firgure out the money part.

His reply Laughing

Quote:

Attn:Qxxxx Pxxx.

Mr Qxxx, i am back now, and i receive your mail, please who did you send the $2.000 to? i want to know.

Looks like I just have to write Charles Soludo in Spanish from now on Laughing

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Apr 2007 Posts: 101

switch languages every few emails. tell him your a traveling man/ every country you get to you feel you have to use the customary language there, hopefully its not too inconvenient Rolling Eyes

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 11:12 pm

Good Idea. I have to think of a reply Let see how he reacts to another letter is Spanish Laughing

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 11:14 pm

I dont know...I think they read Pounds and Euro signs too...

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 11:18 pm

If he complains about not being able to read Spanish, you could always act puzzled, and say "Of course the email was in Spanish, I was in Mexico. The internet automatically translates all emails to the official language of the country they're sent from."

Then spend two weeks in Shanghai.

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 1:56 am

^^^Thats funny stuff Jen

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 2:54 pm

Athens, Tel Aviv, and Dubai are also appropriate destinations.

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 3:05 pm

rhinocoress wrote:

switch languages every few emails. tell him your a traveling man/ every country you get to you feel you have to use the customary language there, hopefully its not too inconvenient Rolling Eyes

I used Klingon in one bait.. drove the lad bananas

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 3:10 pm

Ahhh.... google translator can be our friend so many times... google is there nothing it can't do?

Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 7:56 am

Soludo is very slow in replying. I sent another very nasty letter to the good professor, included a name and:

Quote:

Attn:Qxxxxxx.

Mr Qxxxx, why did you send the $2.000 to Usman Nedadi, how sent you to send the money to them, i think that i have wone you not to send any money to any one, why did you sent him the money? is it for the document of your fund? all the document of your fund is ready here, remain one document called (Fund Release Order) that is the only document you have to pay for, and it is not up that amount that you sent to those impostors.

Note; don't send them any money again, and please try and send me mails with Englsh language, becuase i do not understand your own language, and also try and send to me those impostors contact informations, so that i can forward all to the (EFCC) so that they will trap them down, and obtain your money from them.

And get back to me immediately.

Regards.

PROFESSOR. CHARLES C.SOLUDO
EXECUTIVE GOVERNOR,
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN).

I guess it took im a long time to try to translate the letter I sent him.
Well, he was able to figure who I sent the money to Laughing

I will use some Spanklish next letter Laughing

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