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pagegina
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 30 Nov 2006
Posts: 42
Location: closer than you think
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Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:41 pm |
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I just had to share. I got an email from a "soldier in Iraq" with Sadaam money. He's said he cannot go back to the US because
"I have been diagnosed of Cancer of Lungs and Oesophagus due to Bomb explosure I inhale during my escape in the war."
How does one inhale a bomb exactly and what is an explosure? Too funny! |
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 Lagos to Lome and back --
roughly 240 miles.
"I met few people and showed them the thing and few were able to dictate what you dictated about the thing."
"This was very painful because a sharp object was used to pierce my body and after that the dark pigment was used on it which entered into my body for the colouration."
"I have been diagnosed of Cancer of Lungs and Oesophagus due to Bomb explosure I inhale during my escape" |
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McFlibbish
Psychedelic Monkey
Joined: 18 May 2004
Posts: 1298
Location: 7th row, Jerry's side
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Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:43 pm |
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| pagegina wrote: |
| How does one inhale a bomb exactly |
VEEERRRRRRY Carefully.
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:56 pm |
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IMO, the Lad's heard of supposed poisoning by the dust from depleted uranium weapons such as tank rounds and A-10 cannon shells. |
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May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2788
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Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:46 pm |
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Shouldn't that read...
"IMO, the Lad's heard of supposed "youtubeitus" by the baits from deadly uranium baiters such as Scrooge McDuck and YeaWhatever and 4-19 cafe shells."
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mugu_cultist
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 02 Apr 2004
Posts: 857
Location: Deep 13
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Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:48 pm |
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That is an awesome portmanteau!
Exposure to an explosion = explosure
Brilliant. |
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Munchy
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 30 Mar 2007
Posts: 12
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Fri Mar 30, 2007 4:23 pm |
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Cancer of the lung is a deadly epidemic, they have good reason to keep him out of the states.
Even if I thought that was actually a soldier, I wouldn't want him back in the US with the way he butchers the language. |
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