how do you know that you struck gold ? [ a stupid lad! ]

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Master Baiter Joined: 05 Aug 2006 Posts: 213

what are the characteristics of a dumb mugus' mind that make them stand apart ?

how do identify them from a mile apart ?

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11856 Location: UK

I can see there being a lot of funny replies to those question Very Happy

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:15 pm

You could ASEM 5000 lads posing as Ima Dummugu and ask them to jump from a rooftop dressed up as Minnie with an umbrella in their left (!) hand. Those who will come up with a non scripted, non insulting response are most likely not Nigerian rocket scientists.

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:24 pm

I think it takes time to fathom the nature of the lad. You can rarely know you're onto a good thing just from the first couple of emails.

Start off baiting your lad and building a relationship with him gently and then start pushing him. If he complies with your first couple of requests without too much complaining (other than the money demands) you might be onto a winner.

I also find that the amount of offscript emails that a lad sends is another way to gauge him. Lots of unwarranted emails tend to show an impetuousness that can be exploited.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7101 Location: Yes

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how do identify them from a mile apart ?

It's like porn: you know it when you see it.

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 2:59 pm

Usually their initial e-mail stands out from 'the norm'. The spelling tends to be a ratic and IN CAPITALS.

As my old dad used to say, "If you can make them laugh, you are halfway to getting them into bed." Metaphysically speaking of course. That said, my parents divorced shortly after that. He wasn't laughing then.

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:35 pm

When do I know I have a dumb mugu ?

When I throw a bait and he replies interested tell me more Laughing

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 6:33 pm

It's every baiter's temptation to go for a stupid lad - and I admit I look for them too, but I have also found that some of stupidest are also the least productive. They are more likely to know their shortcomings and refer any wild demands to a more experienced lad or oga, and lack confidence to do anything independently.

What you want is a cocky self assured scammer who thinks you are a mug for the taking. One too vain and arrogant to question his own self-belief. To me that is the best lad to pick. He is also probably more dangerous to potential victims - so you get double satisfaction.

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 6:37 pm

Anyone with a title Barrister... Laughing

I think Barrister is another title for Dumb Ass. I have an amazing success rate with my mugus who call themselves Barrister XXX. Laughing

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