Mugu has problems at the Money Gram Station

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This mugu has had the pleasure of trying to arrange a "transaction" with Jenny the Ditzy ASEM check mule (her work is published here if anyone is interestedhttp://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=105054).

Mugu thought he could impersonate Mr. Usman Bello and get $18,000 out of Jenny in $2000 intervals via Western Union. Of course, she choose money gram and made up a fake number just for him. His first missive

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Dear.Jenny

Because of this problem since yesterday the little money with me I have spend it for transport going to money gram and they still told the same thing in any branch I go . as you can see this not my country if this money I would have left to place today to see if I can get money from friends But now I don�t know what next to do . Please the Subject is to be sure scan the payment slip and foreword it to me to avoid anymore mistake ok because it looks in embarrassment before the money gram people I looks so stupid when I gone there for the second time still the some thing happened please don�t do this mistake again .

I am waiting for your urgent reply

Mr Bello

So, being the good hearted gal she is Jenny informed him she has missed transposed the number. And she slaps him for calling hea liar. His reply can fall under the catorgory of "Unintentional Mugu Funnies" (note bold for emphasis)

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Dear.Jenny Dover

I did not call you a liar I believe you my dear, only that I find it defecate to collate the money and is annoying even this morning I still go back there to see if the mistake is from me but I find out is not . Please for us to be in a safer side you go and windrow the money and send it throw western union money transfer, I believe that will be better for me .It is only one money gram here in the city. My dear I most have to let you know that I�m shot of money even as I�m here with my son and wife.

Please you have to do me a favour see if you can send the money throw western union money transfer, at list to buy the drug that is needed. before something bad happens because of this sickness I don�t know what next to do please send it for helping me out of this problem. please try your best and send it to day because i need to buy two pans of blood for the lows operation before anything will be done by the doctor, as you can see all this is money problem.

Tell me if you are not helping me out of this problem now then I can go back to my country to look for more money for the sake of my dieing son in hospital do this for me and God will reword abundantly

Jenny prompty tender her resignation from Usman Bello Inc. and told him she would pray for his dying son while she spent the remaining $16,000

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 12:54 am

I find it defecate to collate the money

Watch out it looks like the sh*t's gonna start flying... Laughing

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 1:27 am

Nice! But what will happend when Usman Finds out your lad has been impersonating him? Surely he will have to write him and demand an explanation.

Moderator Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 13497

@GA excellent. I have three addresses reserved in the name of his High Oga. Twisted Evil

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