| Author |
Message |
DarkKnight
Master Baiter
Joined: 21 Jul 2005
Posts: 137
|
 Posted:
Thu Mar 15, 2007 4:25 pm |
  |
My poor sick pet is quoting the bible at me, it appears that Jesus successfully described 20th century motoring well before it's time..I knew he did miracles but I didn't know he invented the speed bumps, traffic lights and the internal combustion engine.
| Quote: |
| I believed in god and the Bible. Philippians 4:13 --- I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. The road to success is not straight. There is a curve called Failure, a loop called Confusion, speed bumps called Friends, red lights called Enemies, caution lights called Family. You will have flats called Jobs But, if you have a spare called Determination, an engine called Perseverance, insurance called Faith, a driver called Jesus, you will make it to a place called Success. Beloved One |
|
_________________
UR FAMILLIES ARE THIEF - Tolu Adekunle
F**k you ever you call your self,go to hell,scum bag,ash hole dude you are and die for ever,your days have been counter at AGULU SHRINE - Anayo |
|
|
|
|
Raoul Duke
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 383
Location: Bat Country, Kingdom of Fear
|
| Posted:
Thu Mar 15, 2007 4:40 pm |
|
LOL
Jesus built my hotrod... |
_________________
"FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING MINISTRY.I DID NOT ASK YOU FOR MONEY I ASK YOU TO RECEIVE MONEY. SEND YOUR MONEY TO THE ABURIJANS"
"The walking sticks is a sign of prince hood. I am not blind."
".Take my word. I just got back from Luton Specialists Hospital. I shall return within the week for brain surgery. I am attaching my picture for your viewing. I unanimously contacted you because I want this money to be used as charity.
"I know little about cheese but you know here we do not put much emphasis on it.. |
|
|
|
|
Serengeti
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 09 Mar 2007
Posts: 26
Location: In the Anheuser Busch
|
| Posted:
Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:35 pm |
|
@Raoul
I think that's part of the new Turbo lineup on TLC, right between American Hotrod, and American Chopper. And cohosted by Mikey? 
Edited: I almost forgot the 11th commandment:
Thou shall not covet thy neighbors custom chopped and channeled coupe |
_________________
we kept quit on you because your file nis not up yet - noname name
Last edited by Serengeti on Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:08 pm; edited 1 time in total |
|
|
|
|
mike hunter
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Nov 2006
Posts: 199
|
| Posted:
Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:44 pm |
|
I thought the 11th was "Friends don't let friends drive VWs" |
_________________
- "so whats the meaning of what you are saying?Are you out of your mind?" - Mike Davies
- "You are much more aware of the harm this will exhibit to the United States economy if you do not comply to the law binding this" - Jack McDonald Internal Revenue Service
 x7 |
|
|
|
|
Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
|
| Posted:
Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:16 pm |
|
<br>Jesus took me for a Sunbeam...
 |
_________________
£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
 x135 (at 26/9/2008)   x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
   |
|
|
|
|
Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
|
| Posted:
Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:03 am |
|
Philippians........ ? what book is that then?  |
_________________
Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
|
|
|
|
crossfire
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Oct 2006
Posts: 1151
Location: ten light years away
|
| Posted:
Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:10 am |
|
He left out stop signs,
| Quote: |
| stop before your scammed |
|
_________________
Click here to mass bait lotto lads
Greetings to you...
Note: Your fund with us is not in liquid form but in Bank Check
for your own good now you want to fuck up with me <[email protected]>
Osama Bin Laddin's hard Rocket [mask:1]<drmkhoza@unionplus>[/mask:1]
please send my details on how to reach you thanks <[email protected]>
PLEASE RESPECT YOUR SELF BY SENDING ME FAKE INFORMATION OK <tony_emeka>
Phish 1x 
Fake Banks Killed:  x8 | x1 | x1 |
|
|
|
|
Don
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Posts: 3045
Location: Italy, 87.2.222.132
|
| Posted:
Fri Mar 16, 2007 5:22 am |
|
|
|
|
|
Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
|
| Posted:
Fri Mar 16, 2007 9:53 am |
|
Moses had a motorbike, with loud pipes....
| Quote: |
| And the roar of Moses' Triumph could be heard throughout the hills and valleys |
|
_________________
the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
 x4    6Yrs  x6  |
|
|
|
|
Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
|
| Posted:
Fri Mar 16, 2007 10:59 am |
|
What about Hosanna in a Hi-Ace? (Irish Primary school joke  ) |
_________________
Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
|
|
|
|
HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
|
| Posted:
Fri Mar 16, 2007 11:30 am |
|
Everyone knows the Romans invented speed humps. It was to stop the boy chariot racers causing too much noise and pollution in the streets of Jerusalem. It was a big problem in the Holy Land in those days. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
SmartFeed
