Lad says good bye.

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Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

I have been working on Barrister Dave for over 2 weeks and now I get the cold shoulder just because the "Bishop" has a bad feeling about the transaction. Now he just wants to be a pen pal.

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How are you Pastor XXXXXX?
Thanks for your mail I like people who are very optimistic with what ever they are doing, I pray that one good day our lord Jesus will still locket both of us.

Please tell bishop that my sincere prayer to him is that almighty God of our lord Jesus will divinely uplift his ministries in Jesus amen. My good friend once in a while do write me to show that you really care for me okay, to God be the glory I have find another person who are very honest and serious to handle the transaction with me as a matter of fact the person call the bank today and he called me that he have updated the bank.

Have a nice day.
God blees you.

Yours sincerely,
Barrister Dave
Christ Dave,

I have never had such a civilized breakup with a lad. Perhaps its time for the good pastor to get greedy and go behind the bishops back? Any other ideas?

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:01 pm

Pastor Frank wrote:

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My good friend once in a while do write me to show that you really care for me okay,

Now that opens some possibilities .......

I least you should write to him twice a day, just to show him how much you care

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:40 pm

I just had a breakup like that, but I hooked him again by doing what was said above.. I proposed a deal that was a bit shady, and he fell for it. Coming from a priest it was a bit suprising to him.

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 10:20 pm

I'm sure if you tell him you are "very honest and serious to handle the transaction", he'll go another round.

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2003 Posts: 4747

He'll be back they always come back. maybe as someone else but he'll be back.

We're their only "freinds". Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

We said our farewells and I planted the seed that I am looking for a few good missionary candidates in Nigeria for the church to sponsor. He bit!

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My friend XXXXXX,
How are you today? In respect of what you ask me in your last mail, is quiet obvious, I wanted to introduce one person to you but since I received your last me I was looking for the contact of one young evangelist, who pray with my wife when she was in hospital, but I don’t know if I find his contact how you will him will relate.

Well my brother any time I got his contact before I travel out of Nigeria I will try to introduce it to you okay, he can be able to help you if you want to bring your church down to this country to establish, he is e very sincere servant of God, I could remember his name now, EVANGELIST XXXXX XXXXX, by his name. I only got his telephone number but I did not have his email contact. If you discourse it with your bishop I will give you his telephone number, and you can call him.

Have a nice day.

Barrister Dave.

I replied,

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Dearest friend Dave,

I will discuss it with the bishop but he can be a bit of a crab at
times. I have some interesting news. I am traveling to Accra, Ghana
in a few weeks for a missionary conference. I know I will be
staying at the Novotel Accra City Centre because the Bishop has
stayed there before and it is a very nice hotel. Is that far from
you? I would enjoy meeting you and perhaps having dinner with you.
This will be my 3rd trip to Africa and I am very excited. Perhaps I
could meet XXXXX in person. I will give you the details of my
trip as soon as the final details are made. I am so sorry that I
could not help with your transaction, the bishop is the boss and I
do not want to disrespect him.

Your Friend,

XXXX

This would be my first safari Wink

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 7:32 pm

I guess this guy is in Lagos? That will be a nice safari there. Obviously, there will be many cell phones and laptops needed to start a church. You can bring them with you when you go to Accra so he can pick them up.

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

Yes he is in Lagos, and yes.. we will confirm our new missionary in the next few weeks and he gets the standard package...

quote from another bait...

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Dearest of Christ,

Your email was received missing some items. I am unsure of what you
ask of me. Yes we do send money to those in need. That is our
mission. We have sent thousands of dollars to establish the word of
Christ in the world this month. How can we be of assistance? Do you
wish to establish a mission? Do you want to become a member and
become a missionary for us. Our standard allotment is $1500 a month
to establish a mission.

I remain yours in Christ,

Pastor XXXXX

I may even toss in some laptops... Laughing