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Ahmastin Geebougah
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 13 Jan 2014
Posts: 698

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Tue Jun 10, 2014 11:11 am |
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At last!! - and the answer came from the Emerald Isles!!
Sorry America (Now they'll all be wondering about the word "stingy" ...)
One of my favourite pastimes has always been to 'bait' our American cousins.
Try persuading one to put a whole pickled onion in the mouth and bite down on it - or serve them up Marmite-on-toast.
All in good fun, of course
Sorry again, to our friends across The Pond, but somebody's got to give pay-back for MacDonald's  |
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Salting the Gold mine
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 03 Jan 2014
Posts: 993
Location: Living next door to Alice

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Tue Jun 10, 2014 11:24 am |
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Nothing wrong with Marmite on toast,I have 3 slices every morning  |
_________________ Thanks for the history,are you have now....what new version are we entry.perhaps the birth of Prince George junior and how Willie Kate Middleton made love and gave birth...o'h...o'h the queen is fight war in Afganistan...Lest i forget you made love to your ground mom last nite...Uncle tell me a knew story...are you happy now........Mr H0rn J3rry or was that Mr J3rry H0rn,I never really knew
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Look Mr Man,you must be a joker to think you can't' play smart with me I was just following you to see where you land.Stop contacting me you are just a fucking shucking dick........J@me5.
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin

Joined: 25 Jun 2012
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Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie

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Tue Jun 10, 2014 11:29 am |
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Some of us revolutionaries had it figured out and know who Ebeneezer Scrooge is. We even know the origins of the name McDonald's dates back to your little group of islands.  |
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Tururut
Elite Baiter

Joined: 13 Jun 2011
Posts: 1597
Location: Lost in translation

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Tue Jun 10, 2014 12:11 pm |
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@Salting: how many bottles of water do you have to empty after breakfast? Or have you mistaken your stomach with a gold mine? |
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My wife divorce our marraige because I failed to provide proper maintenance of the family. |
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conga22
Baiting Guru

Joined: 08 Jul 2009
Posts: 2097
Location: Look Behind You

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Tue Jun 10, 2014 1:50 pm |
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^^ Nothing nicer than hot buttered toast with marmite, except perhaps a haggis roll  |
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Tururut
Elite Baiter

Joined: 13 Jun 2011
Posts: 1597
Location: Lost in translation

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Tue Jun 10, 2014 3:33 pm |
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Not saying that it can't be nice, but that's quite a lot of salt! |
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Parti Boi. x2 x3 Xmas Parti 2012 Lagos-Natitingou, Lagos-Parakou-Kandi, Benin City- S4fari Hotel Kano A 419 picked me up, took my bag and ran away - have did a lot for Gomer but nothing good come out, every time different trip and they always mess up at last, why? Benin Republic mess up, Kano state in Nigeria mess up, Safari Camp also mess up - am really ashamed of my self in street
My wife divorce our marraige because I failed to provide proper maintenance of the family. |
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Duckling
Elite Baiter

Joined: 13 Jul 2013
Posts: 1793
Location: Not quite there yet

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Tue Jun 10, 2014 3:51 pm |
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Mmm, salt...
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Ahmastin Geebougah
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 13 Jan 2014
Posts: 698

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Tue Jun 10, 2014 4:20 pm |
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It just so happens I've just this very minute swallowed the very last morsel of two toasted crumpets smothered in Marmite. MMMmmmmmmmmm! delicious!!!!!  |
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Capone
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Joined: 16 Feb 2013
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Tue Jun 10, 2014 5:33 pm |
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OMG, jamon! |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler

Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13579
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing

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Tue Jun 10, 2014 5:40 pm |
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^^^Jeez, you Yanks and your strange food combinations. I don't recommend putting jam on your Marmite crumpets.  |
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DTPM
Master Baiter

Joined: 25 Apr 2014
Posts: 164
Location: In here, out there.

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Tue Jun 10, 2014 5:46 pm |
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Hmmmmmm.
Marmite on crumpets, spiffing  |
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Duckling
Elite Baiter

Joined: 13 Jul 2013
Posts: 1793
Location: Not quite there yet

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Tue Jun 10, 2014 5:47 pm |
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Tell me about it. I have sworn next time I travel to Spain I will go with a bloody horse cart, rob the first super market I come across and ride into the sunset loaded with all the ham I can eat ever in my life...OK, fine, even I don't believe that. Let's say in the next two months. Then I'll probably need to do another plundering raid for booty. Yarr! |
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"You are very stupid! Do you hear me?! Stupid is your name!" -Lovely Laura
"I will take your name and use it for the Money Ritual!" -Lovely Laura again.
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DTPM
Master Baiter

Joined: 25 Apr 2014
Posts: 164
Location: In here, out there.

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Tue Jun 10, 2014 6:02 pm |
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When I go to Spain, I raid the supermarkets of Absinthe.
No riding off into the sunset, more like wobbling around in circles  |
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Some Buddy At Home
Baiting Guru

Joined: 07 Aug 2013
Posts: 3069
Location: At Home

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Tue Jun 10, 2014 6:33 pm |
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Amassing?
Amassing Boogers? ( )
I have a Kleenex if you need it.
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packman
Elite Baiter

Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.

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Tue Jun 10, 2014 6:46 pm |
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I like what eddie izzard sez and english and american english
http://youtu.be/1hJQsvoY6VU  |
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Asena
Elite Baiter

Joined: 26 Jan 2010
Posts: 1377
Location: Turn Left at Orion

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Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:57 pm |
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Check out AG's post at the top of the thread for the answer
[off topic, but on topic re Marmite]
If you love Marmite and love cashew nuts, then you haven't lived unless you've tried a bag of Marmite oven baked cashew nuts. They are beyond yum!
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator

Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6705
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co

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Tue Jun 10, 2014 9:36 pm |
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The Canadian Food Inspection Agency banned Marmite early this year because um they do stuff like that. This went largely unnoticed as most had no idea what Marmite actually was to begin with.... |
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Ahmastin Geebougah
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 13 Jan 2014
Posts: 698

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Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:34 pm |
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So anyway - back to topic. Isn't it time we heard how Rover chose his name?
(Sorry Mods, I take the blame)
[you either hate it or love it]
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