The Rev and the Blooming Idiot

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Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 1:32 am

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Well dear am seek and tired of all this bullshit ok

Then why don't you go Play a Game of Hide and Go Fuck Yourself?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

^I should make him write that out 100 times!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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cant do that bullshit ok ...

That isn't very Christian.
I am starting to think you aren't a real Christian.

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To be honest , i guess you do wasted my time on you alot , and dont want that anymore ok , Please if you know are not serious to see the person , you have been exchanging mails Am imaging maybe u could be ghost

Silly Kelly,
You need to get some sleep and think about your life. You seem to have no goals or aspirations.
I'm sorry you feel like you wasted your time but you don't seem very interesting.
Schnorr

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Am very interesting but it seems like you intentions are now well pure , u are thinking negatively , thinking that am here for your money or take advantages of u , Oh not am here for the good man , i have sees Pastor like u in my life before

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 5:53 pm

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i have sees Pastor like u in my life before

Oh has she now? Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

^Well I didn't ask for a BJ or money, so I guess he's right.
I'll start asking for sexual favors, we may get along better.

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 9:34 pm

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it seems like you intentions are now well pure

How dare you have pure intentions!

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

She has surely never met the Rev. She would know he is one of a kind.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

He must be pissed, he usually keeps coming back for more abuse.
He's gone silent so I sent this to get "her" attention:

Silly Kelly,

Did you think about your life?
Jesus crys every time you tell a Reverend to go to hell.

Schnorr

Oh I forgot to ask you, did you perform fellatio on the Pastor?

I just want to start addressing "her" as "Fornicator". I also would like to turn this into a Jerry Springer episode.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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Good evening , there , how are you doing? , hope you are fine

I'm fine, how are you?

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Am doing good , how was today church service ?

It was fine, how about your service?

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Good dear , just boring today , specially this night just been in my room , feeling so lonely and bored , how wish u are here with me babe .

I ignored it until the following day.

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Good evening , dear how are you doing????????

Such questions! Lazy!

I'm swell, how are you?

Today:

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Good morning dear , how are you doing? Babe , you havet decided when u are going to sent me the money so i can come over for you , hun .

Silly Kelly,

I have yet to hear from your travel agent.

Schnorr

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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Oh nice that gonna be good decision , well whats your email address , so i can forward to him so he can email you with all the details needed to help me come over for there and be with you the rest of my life.......or cell phone contact ok...

Looking back to hear from you soon ...
Kelly

Silly Kelly,
You have been emailing me for how long now?
Don't you think asking me for my email address is silly?
Do you ever pay attention to details?
I've already explained that the phone is for members only, I cannot use it for personal calls.
Sometimes I wonder if you are on drugs.

Schnorr

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Dont you ever say that you in your life anymore to , am not here for that kind of bullshit and unecessary funs . dont get your email address here , ok , whats got from you when u email , had your name at last , schnorr , Please just email with your email address ok

Silly,

You need help. Stop doing drugs. It will ruin you.

Schnorr

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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Am not on drugs ok , just sent me the email address so can forward to the agent and email you all the neccessary things needed to get my flight and come over for u

Silly,

How can you be emailing me if you don't have my email address?
I just don't understand you.

Schnorr

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:03 pm

How does he breathe? Seriously, he's is a special kind of stupid!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

He is so far beyond idiot it is a wonder how he manages to log on to his own account.

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dont need to prolong this issue ok , how is your day going ?

My day is going just fine, how is yours?

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Good dear , just that been here single and unhappy all day , where are you now /

He is boring me so I'm ignoring it until the weekend.

Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 6:04 pm

God, this one is so stupid it can't detect a slap...

Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 6:23 pm

^^^^ I thought the educational system in the US was bad! This guys teachers (if he had them) are bowing their heads in shame!

Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2014 1:59 am

I think he's actually getting more stupid as time goes on. Like that bad movie Idiocracy.

Ginger when you're done playing with him can you send me his current email addy? He's not at SW yet.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

GT, I'll pm you his addy now.

I know I said I was going to ignore it, but something about this made me want to choke the lad:

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Good evening Shcnorr, how are you doing ? dear

That isn't my name, did you forget how to spell?

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Oh sorry dear . whats are you doing now ?

I'm going to have some dinner.
How about you?

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Just about to have cup of coffie before got to bed ......

Coffee may keep you awake. You should use caution.

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Am not going take much dear ,i feel like taking in for this night , not gonna happen again ..

Huh?

You seem sleepy, I wish you a good night and sweet baby Jesus dreams.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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Oh dear , am not about to go bed yet , am here with you babe , ...just feel bored , and you are the one the keeps my accompany all the times , talk with me Precious ...

Well isn't it my lucky day?

Oh I misunderstood you.

I wonder what religion you are....would you be a protestant?
It doesn't matter to me, I just wonder.

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dont really understand why you are asking me this question dear , Am really true Christian , born and grew up from, good and Good fearing home ...

Yea yea, heard it all before.

Do you not like my questions?
Sorry, what would you like to talk about?
Do you like poetry?

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oh yess , dear you seems to be so magic tonite ..

Someone is really really high and it's not me.

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I imagine the wise men prayed in poetry to the sweet baby Jesus.
Do you ever think about those things?

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oh yess, dear tell me more ......

I wonder what thoughts you have about that, do you have thoughts about things like that?

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yessssssssss

You seem as if you are under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
I wish you would get help for that.

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Oh really , you have repeated thus again , hun

I am concerned. You seem to be in denial.

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Am fine dear , ok ,just you know english isnot my language and it had for me sometimes ,sorry ...Am ok

What is your language?

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Was born and grew at ,Italy , Rome dear

Parli italiano?

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Goodnite . love you

He cannot be bothered to find google translate or actually log off his gmail since he's been online a good hour after saying his good nights. Such lazy!

Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2014 2:24 am

Somebody mention being really really high?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8tdmaEhMHE

Am Sorry!

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OMG-That is perfect for this bait!

Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2014 2:35 am

Lawrence Welk Concurs:

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And there you heard a Modern Spiritual by Gail and Dale

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Good evening , there how are you doing ?

I'm swell, how are you?

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am fine dear , just consult the agent why he hasnt called you yet ...

It's because it can't figure out how to open a new email account and pretend to be the agent. It also cannot figure out my email address.
And it doesn't have my number, so there's that too.

I don't think he's a good agent. You should find someone else..
Perhaps I'll just buy the tickets here and send them to you.

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well that gonna be great of you dear , why dont you sent me the money , so it can be easier for me . you where am living now , dont have specifin address to sent throught it dear . am livving in small town , called Aboso, in Agona Swedru , ok ..

Silly,
We both know you are bad with money. I will either mail you an airline ticket or I will send the travel agent money.

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Oh that gonna be great dear , well why dont you sent me the money here so can get connected to the agent , you the reason am saying this , here is Africa , very big different from the state , when your money is already you gonna get whatever you u needs instantly ok , can get the agent when got the , money , am not having the money , that why the agent is not serious on , ............

Silly,
Please pay attention.
I am not sending money to you because you are bad with money.
I will do a bank transfer to the agent's company account for the tickets
OR
I can send you the tickets.

And your agent does NOT need the money instantly when he hasn't even attempted to book your flights.
I'm seriously leaning toward finding an agent here in the states since your agent seems slightly retarded.
Schnorr

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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well dear , dont really undertand you that , am bad with money , well you can locate reall agent here in this Country , is called connection here dear , well babe am gonna com over as soon get the money here ok please am, not going to deceived , promise you ok

Kelly,
I don't understand a word of your last email.

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well dear means , you just sent the money to me and am gonna get the agent here nd get my flight for me ok

READ THIS VERY CAREFULLY

MONEY GOES TO AGENT'S COMPANY TO PURCHASE AIRLINE TICKETS
MONEY DOES NOT GO TO KELLY BECAUSE KELLY IS BAD WITH MONEY

Those are my terms, take it or leave it.

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You just trust me , ok am gonna do all my best as to come over for you please , well for u to get an agent here is very hard , just sent me money and would get my flight ..ok ..............Ghana is 3 world Country , is under developing ...

Kelly,
Once you understand my previous email you may respond.
I'm off for the night.
Schnorr

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Goodnight , love you.....

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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Good evening dear , how are you doing ? Well i tried to tested your love and know how much you love and care for me ....After my nursing i belong to church ....

Silly,

What game are you playing that you need to "test my love".
You seem very immature. You need to stop playing with people's feelings, one day that will turn on you
and bite you right in the ass.

I don't have time for your games.

Email me when you grow up.

I am away this weekend for retreat. I'll pray for your soul.

Schnorr

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Babe , am not playing with you ok , Am, really serious , ok , i belong to church here ok ......

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well was trying to know how much you love and care for me , can feel in my heart that you are very Good man , wanted to spent the rest of my life with and also make up family with not here for games , either ...ok

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i was trying to know who actually you are , and you have prove to me that u , care for me and think about me all the times , thanks alots ..

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